DiscoverWell Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast

Author: Church of Misandry

Subscribed: 124Played: 9,389
Share

Description

Hello and welcome to what’s likely the most vulgar & in depth Killing Eve podcast in existence! We are Candice & Terrence Polastri, two NYC-based nerds who love women, cussing, misandry, and especially Killing Eve. Join us as we deep dive into the BBC hit with ridiculously long episodes, meta upon meta breakdowns, and mini news updates on the cast and crew. Also be sure to follow us on all the things! Twitter - @wellvillanelle Insta - @wellwellvillanelle

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

120 Episodes
Reverse
It's Killing Eve!! Join us as we dive into the first season of the incredible new show Killing Eve, from BBC and AMC. We will dissect all of the things, in addition to providing mini news updates on production, possible spoilers and what the cast + crew are doing outside of the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Show NotesKilling Eve - addicted to love - http://bit.ly/2ImOYV4Killing Eve: Villanelle is up to her old tricks in the first trailer for season two - http://bit.ly/2IkctOEKilling Eve season 2 is "so much darker" for Eve, says Sandra Oh - http://bit.ly/2IlLsuaVillanelle can murder me - http://bit.ly/2Il0UGP24. film student - http://bit.ly/2IkLaUj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join us as we binge and semi break down observations from the first two episodes as we stan our “Small breasted psycho” and her newfound obsession with freedom, dark curly hair, and breath obstructing kills. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we get into episodes 3 & 4 of Killing Eve Season 1 and breakdown all the things. IRL crushes, assassin shopping adventures, failing marriages & killing with style. Also, name a more iconic duo since Xena & Callisto.. we’ll wait.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join us as we drink meninists tears, congratulate Brie Larson on Captain Marvel & as we watch our leading ladies fall in love again for the 2nd time. This is as meta as it gets. slight spoilers for Captain Marvel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apple PodcastSpotifyGoogle Play MusicStitcherJoin us as we freak out over how small the spy world is, Carolyn’s lady boner, and Eve succumbing to her fixation Niko be damned! Who will come out on top now that a witness could expose Villanelle and the things she’s done? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Killing Eve season 2 reviews reveal if the show still works without Phoebe Waller-Bridge. (http://bit.ly/2TDTXRK)‘Killing Eve’ Season 2 Review: This Twisted Treat Remains One of the Best Shows on TV Right Now. (http://bit.ly/2Tyh0gv) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apple PodcastSpotifyGoogle Play MusicStitcherJoin us as we discuss this action packed finale and what it could mean for our favorite femmes and Kenny. The French trailer gives us more reveals to drool over and tumblr is home to the final trailer before the season launch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apple PodcastSpotifyGoogle Play MusicStitcherIt’s season 2!! We break out the bubbly and dive into what’s looking to be the best hijinks by far. After watching the season 2 premiere, come and speculate with us about what’s in store for the rest of the season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apple PodcastSpotifyGoogle Play MusicStitcherA little snack to hold you over until the next episode. We had come to back with short but important notes about season 2 premiere. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apple PodcastSpotifyGoogle Play MusicStitcherIt’s time to jump back into what our favorite gals being pals are up to!! Carolyn introduces us to MI6 while burying the lead all while Villanelle has her hands full with an overbearing good Samaritan. Is he a rare breed or a bad seed?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
CHAPTER MARKS:1:20 - Our eyes glaze over for Niko & we’re sorry 10:31 - Is Eve Villanelle’s Knight? 12:14 - Does Konstantin have 9 lives? 15:12 - Eureka! THE BITE!! Send the paramedics for us please.19:00 - First date wishes; where’s the fanfiction?? 19:43 - Eve ain’t mad 20:51 - The Twelve is a cold ass bitch22:24 - Musings: Is the new assassin an ex of Carolyn? 26:11 - Konstantin & snitch consequences29:05 - Lemon Drizzle & remnants of Anna32:24 - Is Elena truly scared or is Kenny bad in bed? 33:46 - Villanelle’s soundtrack for her encounter with Nico 38:41 - Nico-bitcho-meter39:58 - Would Villanelle really murder Elena?41:21 - Final Takes: Eve A CHILD IS DEAD!42:50 - Julian and his Bates Motel home45:44 - Favorite Line of the Week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Intro - Put ya lighters up! New Theme song for Villaneve 3:18 - So Konstantin is alive 8:40 - Eve gets to her real question & Konstantin gaslights 17:00 - Niko back on his bullsh*t 25:20 - Raymond reads Villanelle for filth 28:00 - Is Jess a mole or Ride or Die? 30:36 - Raymond vs Konstantin 33:43 - Villanelle is pranking Niko?? 36:08 - Eve always recognizes Villanelle’s style 39:11 - Really, what’s the deal with Jess? 41:46 - Villanelle looking fly to taunt Niko 44:40 - Eve forgets about another of Niko’s things 46:30 - Niko should thank Villanelle for that dress 48:00 - Villanelle is so extra! 51:30 - Eve will always know Villanelle 52:44 - Gemma & Niko what is you doin? 59:50 - The look of desperation 1:01:20 - Villanelle gives relationship advice 1:04:10 - Carolyn & Konstantin sitting in a tree 1:11:11 - Eve’s flirty math talk 1:17:46 - Gemma! Gemma! 1:21:27 - Was Eve wearing la Villanelle? 1:30:20 - Villanelle’s beauty routine 1:34:48 - Konstantin’s theme song 1:42:56 - The hotel & the ghost giggle of Villanelle 1:45:33 - Eve is wreck and it’s glorious 1:47:14 - Kenny betrayed & Carolyn’s threats 1:51:26 - Villanelle is smitten & Konstantin is over it 1:53:16 - Konstantin can finally troll Villanelle 1:55:36 - THAT LIPSTICK SCENE! 1:58:18 - Predictions 2:05:00 - Eve gets her O! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
CHAPTER LIST: 2:24 - Corrections2:42 - Konstantin is jealous7:58 - Eve & Villanelle share many traits10:41 - So that omelet was a literal demon13:03 - Apparently Villanelle steals school paraphernalia14:08 - Revelations14:22 - Eve is literally the worst spy, an opus18:19 - Trading Places: The Villaneve Edition19:48 - Carolyn got us shook22:05 - Eve will do whatever it takes to get her girl 25:15 - The hotel sex scene is ASMR for Villaneve fans26:38 - Who does Carolyn report to?26:57 - The Bellhop day drinks for several reasons32:26 - Eve and Villanelle have Saphic superpowers 35:04 - Sad & Bougie, a tale of two lovers36:41 - Musings39:06 - Eve is making her own fate43:03 - Niko needs to get on HIS knees45:56 - Was Villanelle fearing a stabby Eve or the 1251:15 - Villanelle is soooo jealous!53:30 - Eve, the original stan54:33 - “Desperate Times” ahead57:23 - Lets talk about the lipstick lyrics!1:01:21 - Eve has no idea what she wants1:02:44 - MI6 is the worst1:05:00 - Why do people think Villanelle wants Eve dead?1:07:00 - Favorite lines of the week1:08:10 - Emo Villanelle is our favorite1:15:05 - The UK fans should riot1:16:30 - How long was Villanelle singing?1:18:03 - The Villaneve mantra Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apple PodcastSpotifyGoogle Play MusicStitcherCAROLYN!!!! This might be our longest episode yet, but it was warranted, as we’ve been put through the emotional ringer. Emo Villanelle makes her triumphant return, Hugo pervs on Eve, and Carolyn confirms she’s the best super spy on the show. Has Villanelle been writing love notes for weeks? Will Niko ever brush his teeth? We discuss all that and more as we recap episode 4 of Killing Eve Season 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
:35 - Are you OK???2:45 - Isn’t angst the best though3:15 - Xena musical AU6:05 - Correction Segment6:17 - Let’s Talk About the Gayby8:16 - Villanelle’s 11th century prose by @aliendoges10:50 - Of course Carolyn was speaking Dutch11:34 - Peel Campus employees are gross13:42 - MI6 doesn’t send Ubers14:14 - Hugo makes for Desperate Times15:00 - The “almost kiss” & it’s meaning17:20 - Drug dealer pitches rarely vary18:05 - v usually sober19:28 - Revelations19:47 - Is Harry Potter the Law & Order of the UK?22:28 - Hagelslag, a Dutch delicacy24:27 - Eve’s fashions look the same, we know26:30 - Niko’s bitchiest line, he still living foul28:22 - Villanelle’s is uselessly sprung33:20 - Can our ladies team up please?34:11 - Xena had all the hos35:40 - Musings36:02 - BBC GIVE US ALL OF THE THINGS!37:29 - Jess reads Eve for filth, again40:20 - Is Hugo in danger?44:17 - Eve can only cheat on one person47:45 - Stay away from the damn flowers, Carolyn!51:19 - What next after door sex?53:17 - Killing Eve fans ask the BEST questions55:05 - New Segment - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr55:36 - People out here shipping Niko & Villanelle???58:02 - Fan musical submission for Villanelle!1:01:58 - Shoutouts to our new friends!1:0344 - Final Takes1:04:20 - Trailer 1 rundown (http://bit.ly/205TRAILER1)1:08:05 - Trailer 2 rundown (http://bit.ly/205TRAILER2)1:16:22 - Trailer 3 rundown (http://bit.ly/205TRAILER3)1:22:05 - Will the Ghost, Eve, & Villanelle meet?1:31:13 - Favorite line of the week1:31:41 - We love Carolyn’s boss1:33:10 - It’s always about Villaneve1:34:24 - Honorable mention for lying ass Eve Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
CHAPTER LIST:0:40 - SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! FOR THE FIRST 2MIN OF EPISODE 6!!! WE’RE SORRY!!! 5:53 - We try to start at the very beginning 8:28 - Eve projects her desires, again 13:13 - Villanelle has the Ghost shooketh14:30 - Carolyn recommends a vet 16:06 - Villanelle has a new hobby19:42 - Everyone should tip Villanelle 22:45 - Eve probes Jess for information 24:59 - Eve gets a second date idea 32:40 - Konstantin meets his contact 38:40 - Martin gives his seminar 40:01 - Eve is the favorite 43:05 - Martin the hidden genius 48:20 - Villanelle begins doing the most51:43 - Carolyn the puppet master56:13 - Eve gets an O delivered to her door1:02:29 - Villanelle goes shopping for her date1:05:13 - Another reason Carolyn is the shit1:10:37 - Hugo not minding his business again 1:13:11 - Kenny is the only one making sense1:15:15 - Villanelle’s rituals are the best 1:16:35 - Eve’s murder urge makes sense 1:22:47 - Eve preps for her date 1:23:34 - Cheers to Villanelle and that veil!1:27:04 - The Asian/Caribbean culture jumps out1:29:55 - Eve misses out on the frisk1:31:25 - Villanelle, the kitchen, and that scene!1:38:54 - Eve grabs a cheek 1:45:23 - Villanelle is surprised 1:47:10 - What was the original plan?1:50:29 - Villanelle has some fun 1:52:08 - THE SINK DECLERATION1:58:12 - We almost got a kiss 2:00:35 - Killing Eve the romantic comedy 2:07:08 - Carolyn & Konstantin 2:13:17 - Eve is being a crappy gf2:17:15 - The Ghost awaits her fate2:19:34 - Eve unleashes her secret weapon2:21:38 - What’s the real reason Eve is mad?2:25:20 - Villanelle wants Eve to participate2:31:54 - Nadia deserved better2:35:05 - Are the writers trolling us?2:38:22 - Villanelle did the damn thing 2:41:46 - Villanelle tells Niko some thangs2:46:09 - Wow Niko, who knew 2:53:27 - New Villaneve date theory 2:57:26 - Shoutout to the crackheads & all our twitter friends 2:58:56 - Villanelle doesn’t have the time 3:01:02 - Eve needs to see the scar!3:02:38 - Predictions for episode 63:10:30 - But really, frak those early 2min3:13:01 - Check out kikoblu’s http://bit.ly/killingevekills3:16:09 - We’re sorry, again3:17:50 - Property of Villanelle swag Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
CHAPTER LIST::32 - Villaneve Zen Intro5:20 - The Correction Segment6:08 - The “Egg Ghost” is Korean!16:11 - Terrance Polastri everybody16:52 - Eve’s Herbal Essence moment18:25 - Who told Villanelle about Oxford?20:35 - Villanelle at the flower shop!23:30 - Revelations24:00 - @SorryNotSorryBabyx thank you!!25:03 - So maybe Niko leaves Eve after all ???31:57 - Bill is not Jon Wick & thusly should’ve chilled38:29 - Villanelle finally wears hear hair down45:28 - That lace dress is everything46:40 - So one of Carolyn’s hobbies is fencing48:48 - Emerald says Villanelle is in love51:34 - Pranking is a Villaneve dating tradition53:52 - Musings54:10 - Why is Niko is like this??1:05:51 - What’s Villanelle’s plan with Niko?1:12:32 - So Eve get’s competition in 207? YES!1:24:30 - But can Villanelle really be swayed?1:32:45 - The Villaneve love languages1:39:58 - The many meanings of “I’m expensive”1:43:50 - How many seasons of this glorious show1:52:10 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumbler1:53:00 - Shoutout to @villanellesstrap!!1:55:45 - Why is Villanelle crying again??2:00:27 - Shoutout to @vivala-swanqueen & @killingevedaily2:01:30 - WHAT HAPPENED EN ROUTE TO FOREST DEAN2:03:50 - Pulitzer for @weirddyke2:04:53 - Did Villanelle use Eve as leverage in the locker?2:11:19 - Was this past episode like an actual wedding?2:16:00 - @kikublue Terrance appreciates the hug2:16:40 - Did some thangs do down at the sink?2:20:05 - A rubbed one out submission! @brownsugarlaws2:22:25 - Final Takes2:28:35 - Does Eve get the house in the divorce?2:30:32 - Favorite Lines of the Week!2:33:40 - Thank you for being a friend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Time Stamps:32 - BAFTA CELEBRATION!5:00 - #PodinLiveNYC was incredible!9:30 - Recap for 206 begins10:48 - Terrance Polastri is back!14:55 - GOD BLESS THE HARD CUT27:01 - Carolyn’s Ho-tation meet-n-greet30:59 - Sullen Villanelle gets into mischief33:28 - Carolyn hates breakfast38:54 - Peel sexbot tangent of despair41:10 - Eve gets a new old idea45:30 - Konstantin and Eve reunite46:25 - Villanelle’s a new apt & Eve’s keys51:50 - Theory: Eve always thinks Vill is watching54:36 - The other side of the bridge tho??58:14 - Eve has forgotten Hugo & its amazing1:00:46 - The 3 Musketeers: Carolyn, Eve, & Vill1:04:29 - Why is Eve texting Niko?1:06:18 - Villanelle crashes brunch1:11:14 - Vill goes to AA1:17:03 - Eve swerves out her lane1:19:06 - Gemma & Niko in the school yard1:20:21 - Villanelle’s confession1:27:25 - Murder is Eve’s favorite drug1:28:50 - Amber congratulates Villanelle1:31:42 - Vill gives Eve her best present yet!1:33:44 - Did Peel see the murder footage?1:36:42 - 1st deleted scene: Vill gets some cookies1:38:15 - Eve was trying to snitch1:40:39 - Kill Commander & Vill are texting!!!1:43:59 - Eve goes to Gemma’s house1:47:25 - Gemma’s room contents are wack1:50:20 - Eve is discovered!1:55:06 - GEMMA LOVES MISSIONARY!1:57:27 - Eve has keys to Villanelle’s apt1:59:43 - The Peels are the actual worst2:03:25 - What was Konstantin up to?2:07:11 - Peel is a grown ass Joffrey2:09:10 - So Dixit is a card game that exists2:18:09 - Billie finally speaks.. with violence2:20:05 - Eve was stressed2:21:45 - So pet names exist??2:23:01 - The girls in the halal shop2:25:20 - What do those pig heads mean?2:26:21 - The promo for 2072:31:20 - Niko gets attacked?!2:35:02 - The 1st two minutes do not exist!2:36:45 - Shoutout to @swinereflection!2:38:30 - Social Media roll cal2:39:35 - Happy Mother’s Day everyone! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Chapter Marks:1:00 - BBC/AMC is starving us!2:05 - Corrections2:25 - Konstantin was making Drachona4:10 - Bisto also exists a.k.a. gravy in a box5:34 - Dixit revisited! We want a Villaneve version7:29 - Clarifying the Moscow Rules11:35 - Villanelle never changed her clothes14:58 - Revelations15:15 - Was Carolyn annoyed by the Drachona?16:24 - Villanelle, I’m home!21:14 - So it’s Villanelle & Niko, NOT Eve28:01 - New trailer! “Killer Couple”..what?? http://bit.ly/New20733:13 - What’s Vill doing on the bed?37:25 - “Soulmates!”41:33 - PWB wants to be murdered by Jodie http://bit.ly/PWBart43:16 - Musings43:29 - How long was Villanelle watching?46:22 - “You always look annoyed to see me”49:49 - Why is Niko in danger?51:07 - Is Konstantin plotting against Eve?56:45 - Will Peel make Eve jealous?1:03:23 - Will Peel recognize Villanelle?1:12:01 - Is Eve working through Vill’s wish list?1:16:31 - 208 “You’re Mine” description is out!1:20:21 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr1:20:37 - Twitter Polls!1:22:28 - Villanelle’s bed location @lesbianmoonlobster1:23:21 - Questions from @bleentastic1:24:10 - “Bad Choices” meme @villainever http://bit.ly/villschoices1:25:03 - Villaneve Reductress memes @villainever http://bit.ly/reductm1:27:02 - Shoutout to @kiko-blue & your wife!!1:29:43 - So Funko did a poll and Killing Eve lost?!1:32:25 - Jodie’s nominated for best villain!1:34:50 - Final Takes1:35:03 - NO EARLY 2 MINUTES = Killing Eve Bingo!1:36:06 - The ever disappearing Kenny1:38:43 - Villanelle in Plaid! Thank you BBC1:39:34 - Did anyone win those pajamas??1:41:04 - Can Killing Eve go to more things please1:42:18 - Favorite Line of the Week!1:43:55 - “Looks like we’re both busy… with WORK!”1:46:20 - My dad taught me a thing1:47:35 - We’re doing a massive giveaway!!1:50:15 - Shoutout to Katie @so_it_goes4!1:50:37 - Shoutout to @SigmaEsquire03!1:51:59 - Thank you @therealashleym Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
loading
Comments (3)

Nicola Lewis

haven't even listened yet but YESSSSSSSS, missed you guys

Aug 4th
Reply

Delia Liso

Love your podcast I'm always looking forward for more of your content, can't wait for season 3!

Apr 4th
Reply

Teri Morris

Please stop hollering at the top of your lungs! And the guy was right about it being the Jodie Comer show this season.

Jun 24th
Reply