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In our very special Christmas episode, Ashton does a deep dive into a failed P and E experiment known as Vancouver's Winter Wonderland while Keanu gets a nice cross-section of Christmas themed reviews.  topics discussed include the singing Christmas tree, Santa's giant schlong, the freaky Little Ceasars mascot, and Shila B. the new Yelp GOAT. Intro and outro Royalty-Free christmas music 

After a long layoff, Ashton and Keanu take Yelp Reviews from the dregs of society, Burnaby and Abbottsford. There is a guest in this episode and it's Calliope the Cat. Ashton goes on a rant about the jersey selection for stuffed animals and Keanu goes rapid-fire with a series of one-star reviews. Tom's Travels makes a return and of course, I Haven't Seen it is back to finish off the episode. here's a link to find our stickers and a bunch of other cool stuff from Pongmanshiphttps://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Pongmanship Intro and OutroAll in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey 

Welcome to Welp It's a Yelp featuring exactly one Yelp review. Well, this is awkward, but this episode is nearly all google reviews. Ashton gets Topher Grace and Keifer Sutherland confused and Keanu threatens to re-edit one very specific portion of the episode. Mark Zuckerberg is quoted and Ashton brings out the guillotine for the first time in a little while. Intro and Outro All in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey. Follow us on Instagram @welpitsayelp and also buy some stickers... but only if you want... 

This week we do a diner deep dive! Ashton does some slam poetry and lets out a Seth Rogen laugh a few times while Keanu states that they would rather get peed on than listen to CLB by Drake. We bring back "I Know What I Heard" and Keanu tries to convince everyone (and themselves) that they have a new segment. P.S. check out our Instagram @welpitsayelp and see the new stickers we have available for purchase!Intro and Outro All In Your Head by Honey & Whiskey

We go themeless this episode and it deteriorates about as fast as it normally does. Ashton honed in on Kerrisdale and Keanu reveals that they have never tried pannacotta. Tom is once again dubbed the best Yelper of all time and Keanu does a spot on Hayden Christianson impression Intro and Outro All In Your Head by Honey &Whiskey

We take a trip down south to review our reviews. IT'S A TEXAS EPISODE, Ashton proposes another candidate for the guillotine and Keanu re-lives some goofy movie-related trauma. Keanu fails to pronounce a basketball players name and we declare that Tom's Travels is THE SAUCE.Intro and Outro All in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey 

It's an action-packed week with two episodes coming out, This episode is focused on sandwich shops and more specifically the assholes that frequent them, there is a second mayonnaise fiasco and Keanu inquires about purchasing cheese from Amazon. Someone remarks on the lack of discernable balls of meat in a meatball sub and Ashton brings back Tom's Travels.Intro and Outro All in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey 

NO THEME on this weeks episode, its pure chaos and we all know it. Ashton almost goes on a brunch tirade but calms down before the powder keg blows and Keanu realizes that they have an untapped well of Yelps in their phone. Intro and Outro All In Your Head Honey & Whiskey 

This week's reviews come from Mount Pleasant, Ashton's brain is buffering slower than his computer and Keanu kicks off the episode in a combative mood. We make a "quick U-turn from Philly Cheesesteaks to public healthcare".  Keanu kills off a fictional version of themselves offscreen and Ashton denounces property laws and libertarian politics in his animated children's movies, oh, also #freegladys.Intro and OutroAll in your Head by Honey & Whiskey 

This week's reviews come exclusively from Hastings-Sunrise, Keanu has never been there but that doesn't stop us from doing a deep dive into the area. Ashton embodies both a Christian mom from Coquitlam and Tom in the very same episode, Keanu spills coke and brings our most controversial "I Haven't Seen it" to date.Intro and OutroAll in Your Head by Honey  and Whiskey 

Keanu and Ashton have brought more reviews to review and this week they have decided to do away with themes. Keanu brings to light the fact that there are Arby's dice sets for Dungeons and Dragons and it blows Ashton's mind, then Keanu retells a violent story of them attempting to get into Ska music. Ashton has another iconic review and his moustache comes to life when he becomes Tom for our weekly travel.Intro and OutroAll in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey 

This week the reviews that we review stem from Davie street. Keanu reveals their burning hatred of Arby's and Ashton discusses the differences between a Browns, a Moxies, and a Montana's. "I Know What I Heard" is back again this week and Keanu tries to convince everyone and themselves that they have a "new segment". Intro and Outro All In Your Head by Honey & Whiskey  

More review reviews! Keanu and Ashton zoom in on Yaletown this week. Ashton loses his mind over people cooking their own brunch (again) and then loses his mind over a whole heaping helping of J. Cole slander. Keanu tries out a new segment (for real this time) and then flubs an old new segment. Intro and OutroAll in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey 

It's a Pizza PARTAY, Keanu throws out hypotheticals that make no damn sense and Ashton has his trust betrayed. We Travel with Tom and the listener-submitted reviews keep coming! Intro and Outro All in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey

Just so many explicit warnings here, Keanu and Ashton do a deep dive on Vancouver coffee shops, the two discuss the astonishing speed of Ashton's erections and their link to his early life heart surgeries. They also dive into a slightly more lighthearted topic, like bathroom availability based on class. Keanu tries to make "Gelp its a Google" a thing and we have another listener-submitted review.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWirGxV7Q8Intro and Outro All in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey

In this episode, we zero in on Kitsilano, and its upscale dining, Keanu tells us how Browns Social House got their name, Ashton takes Tom's Travels to Oslo and then Venice and Keanu fully stumps Ashton in this week's "I Haven't Seen It".

This is Welp its a Yelp, we have everything from high drama to low brow comedy, come on in and take a wild ride with Ashton and Keanu. 

We're sticking with the themes and this one is breakfast.  Ashton rants about cooking brunch for assholes while Keanu discovers that they now need a novelty Shrek dildo in their life. Tom's Travels is back and Ashton is unable to read a simple sentence without breaking down completely and Keanu stumps Ashton with this week's "I Haven't Seen It". Intro and Outro All in Your Head by Honey & Whiskey

This week Keanu forgets Ashton's name as the two ponder the moral implications of yelping about every damn restaurant. Ashton reminisces about the now-closed restaurant Bestie and they both get caught off guard early on by the SQUISH. Intro and Outro All in your Head by Honey & Whiskey

Another week, another themed episode. Keanu and Ashton focus on South Fraser. Be warned, most of the episode takes place deep inside the racist zone (that's the zone where racist yelps and yelpers live). We talk about inflation and the bullshit idea that Asian cuisine should be cheap. We make a brief stop with Tom and his Travels and once again Ashton hasn't seen a movie. Intro and Outro Easy - Easy by Crowander