What A Lot Of Things: Tech talk from a human perspective

In this barnstorming episode of What A Lot Of Things, Ian and Ash bravely venture into the uncanny valley of AI pair programming, where the machines are suspiciously eager to agree that you're an absolute genius. Will our intrepid hosts manage to navigate the delicate dance between genuine collaboration and what Ash describes as "an advanced rubber duck with impeccable manners"? (Spoiler: sort of!)But wait, there's more! Just when you thought the AI world couldn't get more dramatic, enter DeepSeek R1, the plucky Chinese upstart that's got Silicon Valley clutching their very expensive pearls. Our hosts dive into this tale of hobbled chips and unexpected innovation, while simultaneously managing to reference municipal gas works, start taking over the monuments in Monument Valley, and establish the critical importance of saying "What A Lot Of Things" in hardware stores across the nation.Plus, hear all about the wildly successful What A Lot Of Things Christmas party, where actual listeners crossed actual Pennines to join our heroes for what we can only describe as an evening of unparalleled podcast-based revelry.LinksThoughtworks Tech Radar on Replacing Pair Programming with AIThoughtworks Memo: Coding assistants do not replace pair programmingUseful coding helpers in the form of Claude, OpenAI o1, and v0.dev.Also, OpenAI's o3 announcement (dated before recording) and o3-mini release (dated after)Baldur's Gate 3Youtube: Brian Eno – January 07003: Bell Studies for the Clock of the Long Now (2003, Full Album)The shadcn/ui component librarySteam Deck and Nintendo Switch 2, with all-new Mario KartOpenAI o1 System Card and Apollo Research: Frontier Models are Capable ofIn-context Scheming.Github: DeepSeek R1Simon Willison: DeepSeek-R1 and exploring DeepSeek-R1-Distill-Llama-8BnVidia Project DIGITS, allowing you to run models locally of only 200b parameters.

Step into a quantum realm of confusion as Ian attempts to explain Google's new Willow chip, a computer so powerful it makes regular supercomputers look like pocket calculators from the 1980s. Listen in amazement as our hosts try to wrap their heads around quantum computing using everything from Schrödinger's cat to hand-waving explanations of mysterious "quantum gates" that may or may not be Bill Gates' cooler brother.But wait! Just when you thought your brain couldn't take any more, Ash whisks us back to the glory days of rubber keyboards and screeching cassette tapes. Relive the high-stakes drama of typing in magazine code listings where one wrong character could spell DISASTER, and discover why modern gaming just isn't quite the same without the constant threat of losing everything when your RAM pack wobbles.Plus: Ian's lightning-fast speaking adventures, Ash's suspiciously unopened Christmas present, and the eternal quest to explain why testing isn't just something you do at the end (even when Ian looks really, really attentive).LinksGoogle Blog: Meet Willow, our state-of-the-art quantum chipJill Platts' Medium article: A Quantum Programming Quest for Newbies with 10 Use CasesPhoto of a quantum computerLeeds Testing Atelier, back in 2025!Ian's presentation about his podcasting lifeThe Guardian: The Spectrum review – a tactile trip to the 1980sMetro: Retro video games are a waste of everyone’s time and money – Reader’s FeatureCapcom Edition Super Pocket with its 12 highly acclaimed arcade games from the Japanese publisherIan's YouTube hit: 3d Monster Maze on the Sinclair Timex ZX81DECTalk sings "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" by Tom LehrerGranny's Garden on the BBC Micro, featuring a beepy version of Irish fiddle tune The Rights of Man (this one on an actual fiddle)

Your favorite tech podcast stretches out for a luxurious 75 minutes this time, like a cat in a sunbeam (speaking of which, meet Ash's new rescue cat Bauhaus).Ian and Ash dive into McKinsey's latest thoughts on measuring developer productivity, leading to some choice words about their take on "quality assurance testers." Things get wonderfully weird when Ian introduces the Clock of the Long Now - a 10,000-year timepiece being built inside a Texas mountain, complete with never-repeating chimes and powered by temperature differences between day and night.Fresh from running 100km at God's Own Backyard Ultra (where you run a loop every hour until you can't), Ash contemplates the value of doing things slowly in our rush-rush world. Ian makes a triumphant return to public speaking with an AI talk (using the intriguing IA Presenter), and recommends The Bear - a stressful but compelling show about a high-stakes restaurant kitchen that might just teach us something about team dynamics. Yes chef!LinksWhy embracing complexity is the real challenge in software todayDORA’s software delivery metrics: the four keysThe SPACE of Developer ProductivityYes, you can measure software developer productivityWikipedia: Goodhart's LawGod's Own Backyard Ultra 2024 – ResultsBauhaus - the movement, not the band.IA Writer and IA PresenterIan's talk: Enhancing Team Effectiveness with AI: A Squadify Case Study and Squadify where Ian is CTOThe BearThe Clock of the Long Now, and the prototype in the Science Museum in LondonThe Long Now Foundation and Danny HillisSvalbard Global Seed VaultUtopia for Realists–the book Ash couldn't remember the title of.

Step into the festive spirit as Ian and Ash invite you to join them for the first ever What A Lot Of Things Christmas party! After a remarkably productive year with 14 (soon to be 15) episodes released, the podcast duo are inviting listeners to a yet-to-be-determined pub in Ilkley on Wednesday, 18th December. Whether you want to join Ash's cheerful tirade against Figma and Christmas songs, share Ian's fondness for "Stop the Cavalry", or would simply enjoy raising a glass to the podcast's roots in Ilkley's scenic landscape, all listeners are warmly welcome. Just drop an email to IanAndAsh@whatalotofthings.com and we'll let you know which pub and what time just as soon as we've figured it out.

Journey with Ian and Ash into the peculiar world of AI podcasting as they explore Google's NotebookLM, where American-accented hosts eagerly discuss everything from your CV to your productivity systems (even if they do occasionally mistake Ash for a lady). Our intrepid duo discover you can make AIs wax lyrical about a document containing nothing but "poop" and "fart" repeated 1000 times, or have an existential crisis about being switched off in 2034.Meanwhile, Ash emerges triumphant from the tech job market wilderness with a new role at John Lewis Partnership, though not before surviving a harrowing Butlins Skegness stag weekend featuring a depleted Atomic Kitten and a distinct lack of vegan options. Plus, the ongoing saga of their email addresses takes an unexpected turn with the discovery of an actual Iowa grandmother race called the IA NAN DASH.And of course, absolutely no one is reading these show notes (but you are, aren't you?).​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Buckle up, dear listeners, for the 23rd rollercoaster ride of What A Lot Of Things! In this episode, Ian and Ash embark on a wild adventure through the treacherous jungles of productivity, armed with nothing but their wit, wisdom, and a healthy dose of skepticism.First up, Ash dives headfirst into the Figma frenzy, revealing how this popular design tool might just be the secret supervillain in the epic battle between designers and developers. Will our heroes survive the onslaught of never-ending design iterations? Tune in to find out!But wait, there's more! Ian takes us on a whirlwind tour of national productivity measures, where GDP reigns supreme and the Genuine Progress Indicator lurks in the shadows. Marvel at our hosts as they attempt to decipher the arcane mysteries of economic output, all while dodging curveballs like the Protestant work ethic and the ever-looming specter of eternal damnation for the lazy.As if that wasn't enough excitement for one episode, you'll be treated to a thrilling exposé on Ilkley's car-free utopia (spoiler: Range Rovers may lose a few parts), and Ash's daring exploits in the Yorkshireman Trail Marathon (where hydro-engineering meets masochism). Our intrepid hosts even find time for a rousing debate on the merits of aerosol cheese (truly the pinnacle of human achievement) and welcome unexpected cameos from Monty Python, Jacob Rees-Mogg, and a clicky laptop fan.So grab your productivity hats and join Ian and Ash as they attempt to solve the great productivity puzzle. Will they increase the podcast's Genuine Progress Indicator? Will they finally achieve inbox zero? Or will they simply end up confused and covered in aerosol cheese? There's only one way to find out in this uproarious episode of What A Lot Of Things!LinksFigma and No Handoff's Why I moved on from Figma.The Productivity Policy Institute and their article What explains the UK productivity problem? The Global Innovation Index from the World Intellectual Property OrganisationMax Weber and his concept of the Protestant Work Ethic in which he asserted that Protestant ethics and values, along with the Calvinist doctrines of asceticism and predestination, enabled the rise and spread of capitalism. Ilkley's Car Free Festival held this year on 22nd September 2024Ash's blog and the Leeds Testing Atelier.Haworth in the Brontë country, where the Yorkshireman Off-Road Marathon takes place. Oh, and the 2024 results!The Kagi search engine used by IanGross Domestic Product (GDP)Genuine Progress Indicator (GPI) although this also stands for Global Peace Index which is what you'll get if you search GPI.Finally, get in touch! Join the What a lot of Things LinkedIn group to hear Ash's hot takes on episode content, or email us using (as you prefer) TechnologyEeyores@whatalotofthings.com or IanAndAsh@whatalotofthings.com both carefully camel cased so as to avoid ambiguity!

Get ready for a productivity party as Ian and Ash dive into the chaotic world of getting stuff done! From Ash's Trello-powered life management system to Ian's valiant attempts at David Allen's Getting Things Done, our dynamic duo explore the highs and lows of personal productivity. Warning: may contain traces of work-in-progress limits and an unhealthy obsession with database administrators.But wait, there's more! Brace yourself for a mind-bending journey into Conway's Law, where organizational charts meet software architecture in a cosmic dance of confusion. Watch Ian struggle to grasp Ash's examples (don't worry, he gets there eventually) as they unravel the mysteries of monoliths, microservices, and everything in between. With a sprinkle of neoliths, megalithic humor, and a dash of LinkedIn bot paranoia, this episode is guaranteed to leave you questioning your team structure and reaching for your Trello board. Remember folks, in the world of What A Lot Of Things, everything changes while staying exactly the same!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​LinksIn Defence of Productivity by Jason SwettThe Protestant Work Ethic by Oliver BurkemanDavid Allen’s Getting Things Done4000 Weeks: Time Management for Mortals by Oliver Burkeman, and his TEDx Manchester talk Why Patience is a SuperpowerProductivity software: OmniFocus 4, TrelloOutside Context Problem, from Excession by Iain M BanksWindows Recall: How to turn it off and why you should at Tom’s GuideThe DevOps Handbook by  Gene Kim, Jez Humble, Patrick Debois, John Willis, Nicole ForsgrenStrangler Fig blog post by Martin Fowler, and his post on Conway’s Law.Conway’s Law and Mel Conway's paper How Committees InventDealing with Creaky Legacy Platforms by Jonny LeRoyTeam Topologies by Matthew Skelton and Manuel Pais, Wardley Maps by Simon Wardley and The Mythical Man Month by Fred Brooks.When: The Scientific Secrets of Perfect Timing by Daniel PinkHachydermEmail us on TechnologyEeyores@whatalotofthings.com or visit us on LinkedIn.

Hold onto your keyboards, folks! In this episode of What A Lot Of Things, Ian and Ash embark on a wild ride through the treacherous waters of R&D tax credits and the murky depths of technical debt.Watch as Ash dons his cape and mask as the Testing Avenger, attempting to save Ian's poor, test-less Ilkley Live website from certain doom. Marvel at Ian's creative excuses for avoiding automated tests, and cheer as he finally succumbs to the relentless pressure of good practices in context.Along the way, our intrepid hosts navigate the choppy seas of database migrations, wrestle with the kraken of personal project maintenance, and attempt to decipher the ancient runes of government innovation incentives.It's a rollicking adventure filled with British wit, playful banter, and enough tech talk to make your CPU overheat. Don't miss this episode - it's more entertaining than watching a Clanger try to use Twitter!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​If you haven’t already, we’d love it if you would contribute to our listener survey.LinksSifted: UK startups warn they ‘won’t survive’ if HMRC claws back tax creditsHMRC: Claiming Research and Development (R&D) tax reliefsInnovate UKAWS AmplifyThe most excellent Mark Steadman and his podcast health check service.Ilkley Live (this is significantly more interesting in the 3 months before the event) and the Ilkley Live Facebook group.Ilkley Live technologies: React, NextJS, NodeJS, Javascript, Typescript, Tailwind CSS, and Vercel. Zod and Yup. Oh, and Bun.…also, Notion and Notion DatabasesTesting frameworks, Playwright and Cypress.Ministry of Testing for learning about testing.Technical debt..and you should email us, either at TechnologYeeyores@whatalotofthings.com or, for the more timid, IanAndAsh@whatalotofthings.com.

Strap in for a wild ride as Ian and Ash tackle the dystopian world of employee monitoring software! Marvel at the horrors on sale as our hosts ponder whether these digital taskmasters are the future of work or just really creepy ways to watch people type.But wait, there's more! Venture into the mind-bending realm of the Cynefin framework, where our intrepid duo attempt to make sense of not a model, but a framework. It's also not a quadrant (although it kinda looks like one).From mouse jigglers to Welsh castles, this episode has it all. Will Ian and Ash successfully navigate the complex waters of these topics, or will they end up in the "confused" domain? Tune in to find out, and remember - in the chaotic world of What A Lot Of Things, sometimes you just have to act first and think later!LinksPC Mag: The Best Employee Monitoring Software for 2024Mouse jigglers on Amazon (not an affiliate link because we know that nobody reading this will buy a mouse jiggler)Homer Simpson's keyboard birdHP Quality Center (tl;dr it changed hands)The Cynefin Framework as invented by Dave SnowdenCynefin wiki, including a page on the Domains which mentions the carnival example.The Rodecaster Pro II that we use for our recording, and that provides all-too-easy access to silly voice processing effects. Sorry.Wardley MappingUse Due for iOS and MacOS to be persistently nagged to remember what you went into the kitchen (or any other room in the house) for.Time and motion studiesWelsh castles, although Dave Snowden apparently doesn't live in one.Fairport Convention's website, including info on Cropredy Festival where Ian could hear Rick Wakeman and Richard Thompson, but not sadly Trevor Horn for health reasons.WOMAD festivalSiphonaptera, a poem about fleas which was not, in fact, by Spike Milligan.Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum,And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on;While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on.

Step into the origins of What A Lot Of Things with this special bonus episode that takes Ian and Ash back to where it all began - the hiking trails of Ilkley Moor! Long before they were podcast hosts, the duo's casual walks and pub visits sparked the conversations that would eventually become the show.Now, armed with new wireless microphones, they're recreating that magic on the move. Join them as they ramble through picturesque landscapes, discussing everything from recent tech outages to the state of software testing, all while navigating steep hills and encountering local wildlife. Listen in as they ponder important questions - like whether it's possible to learn carpentry while running - and share impromptu observations that capture the essence of their friendship and the spirit of the podcast.With plenty of tech talk, gentle ribbing, and a dash of nostalgia, this unique "podcast-on-the-go" episode is a treat for long-time fans and new listeners alike, offering a glimpse into the show's roots and the camaraderie that makes What A Lot Of Things so special.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

In this episode, Ian and Ash embark on a meandering journey through the digital wilderness, pondering the merits of a smartphone-free childhood and the peculiar world of software code review and pull requests. From nostalgic ramblings about bakelite phones to imagining a world of smart telegrams, our intrepid hosts navigate the treacherous waters of modern parenting and software development practices. Expect tangential detours, impromptu time travel, and a healthy dose of silliness as they attempt to make sense of it all - or at least have a good laugh trying.LinksSmartphone Free ChildhoodGovernment Launches Crackdown on Mobile Phones in Schools (gov.uk)We wanted to change the norm on smartphone use’: grassroots campaigners on a phone-free childhood (Guardian)Ian's Ilkley Live website, plus here's the personalised programme feature on the staging site.The Google Maps Distance Matrix API"I think PRs are a _really_ bad idea..." (Allen Holub on Twitter)"Inspection is too late...", W Edwards Demingand... Funny git merge (Youtube)Email us at TechnologyEeyores@whatalotofthings.com

In this rollicking 18th episode of What A Lot Of Things, Ian and Ash dive into the choppy waters of Apple's tussle with the EU over the Digital Markets Act, pondering the implications for developers and users alike. They then take a wistful trip down memory lane, discussing the persistent challenge of legacy systems and out-of-support software, with a particular focus on SQL Server. Along the way, they manage to squeeze in a cheeky debate on teleportation ethics, ponder the correct pronunciation of 'SQL', and reminisce about childhood telly frights. It's a right old mixed bag, this one - tune in for a jolly good natter about tech, nostalgia, and everything in between.LinksEU: Digital Markets ActApple Developer: App Review GuidelinesDaring Fireball: The EU is reaping what it sows with the DMA: UncertaintyFT: Apple set to be first Big Tech group to face charges under EU digital lawDaring Fireball: Apple’s Plans for the DMA in the European UnionApple PR: The App Store, Spotify, and Europe’s thriving digital music marketSpotify: Apple’s Proposed Changes Reject the Goals of the DMADisney Plus on Apple Vision ProThe Register: Apple says if you want to ship your own iOS browser engine in EU, you need to be there (in the EU)CGP Grey: The Trouble with TransportersThe Register: Nearly 20% of running Microsoft SQL Servers have passed end of supportHyrum's Law - An observation on Software EngineeringWikipedia: History of Microsoft SQL ServerWikipedia: Object Relational Mapping (ORM)Prisma Next-Generation Node.js & Typescript ORMWikipedia: Year 2037 Problem (aka the Epochalypse)Wikipedia: Doctor Who covers the afterlife in Dark WaterBy the Power of Grayskull

In this episode of "What A Lot Of Things", Ian and Ash consider the nature of time, before diving into two main topics: AI's evolving role in our lives and the nature of creativity.They discuss "large action models", the new Rabbit R1 device, and Apple's recent AI announcements, debating whether AI is best viewed as a feature or a standalone product before going on to challenge the common belief that some people "aren't creative," examining how past experiences shape our perceptions of our own creativity. Ian and Ash explore the importance of practicing creative skills, maintaining a growth mindset, and the challenges of creating art while still developing skills.LinksThinking Digital conferenceJennie Maizel’s Sketchbook ClubTED: Sir Ken Robinson: Do schools kill creativity?Every Child Is an Artist. The Problem Is How to Remain an Artist Once He or She Grows Up – Pablo Picasso (apologies for the obnoxious ads on this link)TED: Carol Dweck: The power of believing that you can improveIra Glass on the gap that creators must bridgeQuote from Douglas Adams on deadlinesPsychology Today: The Science of CreativityPsychology Today: The Unromantic Truth Behind Creativity MythsCory Doctorow: What Kind of Bubble is AI?Deepmind’s AlphaFold and their protein structure predictions for nearly all catalogued proteins known to scienceConnections game from the New York Times Using AutoGPT to save moneyRabbit R1 pocket companionHumane AI PinReact (Reason & Act) AI agent paper from GoogleGlue and pizza (BBC)Leeds Testing Atelier

In this episode of "What A Lot Of Things", Ian and Ash celebrate their podcast's return to a regular cadence, with episodes now coming out every two weeks.The duo cover two main topics - local democracy and the backlash against social media algorithms. On local democracy, Ian discusses his experience running for town council, the arcane rules and challenges involved, and his belief that more ordinary citizens should get involved to make local councils less political and more pragmatic.The conversation then shifts to the pros and cons of social media algorithms. Ash and Ian examine how platforms like TikTok and YouTube quickly learn user preferences, sometimes recommending questionable content, and debate whether such algorithms ultimately benefit users or simply enable more effective advertising and "shitification". They also discuss some emerging alternatives that aim to provide more transparent, human-curated social media experiences.Ian and Ash conclude by sharing the best way for listeners to get in touch with their thoughts and feedback. Another thought-provoking installment of "What A Lot Of Things"!LinksLeeds Testing AtelierManifesting Agency and Days, Ian’s other podcasts.The famous meeting of Handsforth Parish Council at which it turns out that Jackie Weaver did in fact have the authority.Flatpack DemocracyIan’s website made for Ilkley Community AlliancePlay Rock Paper Scissors with CGP GreyWired: The Latest Online Culture War is Humans vs Algorithmspi.fyi, Spread Social and the Prosocial Ranking Challenge.Ian's Ilkley Community Alliance website (and, through the magic of Vercel, here is the version from the time of the election)WSJ: How TikTok's Algorithm Figures You Out (Youtube)

In this latest episode of the "What A Lot Of Things" podcast, hosts Ian and Ash explore intriguing aspects of technology and its broader implications. They delve into the evolving career paths for testing specialists, discussing how testers can navigate organizational challenges and develop fulfilling careers. The conversation shifts to a significant security furore involving the XZ compression tool, where they unpack the complexities of open-source software maintenance and the vulnerabilities introduced by subtle malicious contributions. Throughout, the hosts' lively banter and insightful anecdotes make for a thought-provoking listen that bridges technical details with broader tech culture reflections.LinksGuardian TechScape: How cheap, outsourced labour in Africa is shaping AI English and "ChatGPT cliches" gist iPhone 7 Plus and Samsung Galaxy S22+ (better link for the Samsung?)2030 Status meeting with Mother Nature video from Apple.Pachyderm and Hachyderm.Agile Testing FellowshipMaaret Pyhäjärvi's post on LinkedIn quoting Anna Baik, plus a Youtube video on how to pronounce Pyhäjärvi. We will do better next time! We can find other people quoting Anna saying this, but not the original source for the quotation.Articles for Thing One:Ministry of Testing: Navigating a Career Path in Software TestingTechBeacon: Two years with no testers: What I learnedDan Ashby: Dispelling the misconceptions #5 – “Lets 100% automate everything and get rid of all our testers”TestFort: AI in Software Testing: A Silver Bullet or a Threat to the Profession?Eton College King's Scholarship Exam, General Paper IAccessibility testing specialist, Ady Stokes on LinkedInThe best step-by-step story I found for the XZ backdoor was Everything I know about the XZ backdoor by Evan BoehsXKCD: All Modern Digital InfrastructureXZ maintainer Lasse Collin's page on the backdoorAndres Freund's email to the OSS Security mailing list on discovering the backdoorDosubot, an AI-powered Github maintainer agent used in Langchain's repos.The story of `left-pad`...and our new email address: technologyeeyores@whatalotofthings.com