What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how an ancient soup was unearthed in China, why parmigiano reggiano has been signed by Hollywood talent agency UTA, how Neanderthals and early humans kissed, a new device that allows dogs to control home appliances, and the judge forced to resign for wearing Elvis garb in courtBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeringOR WATCH IT HERE: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about dolphins wearing sea sponges as hats to attract a mate, the carnivorous sea sponge found at the bottom of the ocean, a palm springs man who's identity is being used by romance scammers, how raccoons are showing early signs of domestication, and the man who played Dance Dance Revolution for 144 straight hoursBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeringOR WATCH IT HERE: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, Ben Katzner joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a dog that was mistaken for a lion in Ireland, why a skull was returned to a church after sixty years, a man who ate at the famed 'Gregg's' eatery 30 times in one day, the world's biggest spider web being found in a sulfur cave, and how a Maine healthcare accidentally mailed 500 letters to people claiming they were deadCHECK OUT BEN'S STAND UP SPECIAL HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXf02vKB70k BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeringOR WATCH IT HERE: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how a newspaper spoke to a different Bill de Blasio for an interview, the South Korean lawmaker caught drawing a gorilla during a parliamentary meeting, why the Bruce Springsteen movie got his hatred for mustard wrong, how a man's smart vacuum was mapping a secret map of his house, and high school students who were taught about the wrong roman emperor BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeringOR WATCH IT HERE: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a massive chair theft in Spain, a new study on why time seems to be moving faster, a wild bear that made a visit to a California zoo, how the AWS outage caused $2,000 smart beds to overheat, and the new glue that can help fix broken bones fasterBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeringOR WATCH IT HERE: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about some very valuable baseball cards that were glued to a wooden chest, a man who claimed his positive meth test was from a kiss, how a man found thousands of ancient coins while digging for worms, why some naked mole rats are born to clean toilets, and the new creature that was discovered that is between life and death  BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeringOR WATCH IT HERE: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why Canadian airlines are offering free booze on flights, the winner of America's best restroom, an ancient Roman tombstone that was unearthed in New Orleans, a bird that stole a man's ear buds out of his ears, and a loose monkey that was lured with a hot cup of coffeeBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeringOR WATCH IT HERE: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, Charles Star joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a teenage NASA intern who discovered a new planet, why the old Burger King mascot was replaced, a new giant stick insect that was discovered, why a 650 year old shoe was found in a vulture's nest, and the new world record for the longest fingernailsFollow Charles @ugarles.bsky.socialCHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW STAND UP SPECIAL OUT NOW: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a shark bit wetsuit, a guy who jumped a drawbridge during a police chase, a woman who tried to scam people by selling Graceland, a missing Japanese man who was just out on a walk, and a Canadian town where everyone won the lotteryCHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW STAND UP SPECIAL OUT NOW: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, Mark Little joins us on this week's episode where we hear about how people cheated at a stone throwing competition in Scotland, why an emotional support alligator was banned from Walmart, how a wedding crasher was identified after four years, how scientists have developed a vaccine to cure chlamydia in Koalas, and how retired NBA player Andre Miller overdosed on ChocolateFollow Mark @marklittle_goodCHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW STAND UP SPECIAL OUT NOW: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a rare bird laying an egg on a football field, a bear who ate too much and had to get a CT scan, parrots becoming friends over an animal internet, slugs playing ding dong ditch in Germany, and old people exercising using samurai stretchesCHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW STAND UP SPECIAL OUT NOW: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a dad who snuck his child into a waterpark at night, why you can't be fired for calling your boss a 'dickhead' on Britain, the nice reason people are throwing baby puffins off of a cliff, why a rare shell has caused a snail to be lonely, and how the Geoguessr guy helped people find a place to scatter ashesCHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW SPECIAL OUT NOW: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about a man was able to find his wife's wedding ring at the town dump, how an orgy dome collapsed at Burning Man, why scientists are using stuffed rabbit toys to trap dangerous pythons in Florida, why the University of Colorado's bison mascot has had enough, and why Taco Bell's AI drive through has been short circuitingCHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW SPECIAL OUT NOW: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, Jesse Farrar joins us on this week's episode where we hear about holographic cops in South Korea, a Justin Bieber impersonator who fooled people in Vegas, a teen pilot who is stranded in Antarctica, how frog saunas are helping cure diseases, and a man who rode 55 roller coasters in one weekCHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW SPECIAL OUT NOW: https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjcBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about how blowing a conch shell can help with sleep apnea, how jellyfish messed up a nuclear reactor, how an indigenous runner easily won an ultra marathon after walking 14 miles to the starting line, the F-15 pilot that accidentally ejected on the ground, and how a woman got stuck in a game at Chuck E.CheeseBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about how wolves are being kept at bay using the rant from the movie 'Marriage Story', wild pigs that were found with blue meat, a bat that flew into a woman's mouth, a zoo asking for small pets to use as food, and the Seattle Kraken's mascot being chased by a brown bearBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about the official status of Mario and Peach's relationship, how tomatoes mating with another plant led to potatoes, how the T Rex moonwalked to attract a mate, why the U.S. now has radioactive wasps, and the Japanese smart toilet that keeps track of your poopsBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about if dogs prefer certain tv shows, the influencer who unknowingly swam in sewage, the Indian man who was running a fake embassy, why a woman regretted not killing a spider in her home, and why chimps are putting sticks in their butts as a fashion statementBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about a dinosaur museum that found fossils under their parking lot, a tortoise who started a fire in a London flat, what Marvel adjacent movie Ari Aster was offered to direct, why a complaint was filed against a Belgian ticket inspector who said "Bonjour", and how an elephant got into a Thai convenience storeBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about some mysterious goo on a boat in Cleveland, a bad tourist who got roasted by other British people, a woman who keeps getting Amazon returns from China sent to her house, how lab mouse learned to watch The Matrix and Star Wars, and the Chinese inventor who made a bed on wheelsBecome a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here:⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2025 What A Time LLC