What Happens Happens

TRIGGER WARNING: We talk about a certain former member of Polygon on this episode from 15:38 to 27:37. We do name drop him before that, so be aware of that when listening. We also talk about 50 Shades of Grey around minute 28 at some length. Notable Moments: Laurel's New Roommate, They Horny For This One, All The Trauma Kira And Laurel Narrowly Avoided Inflicting On Each Other, Our First Listener-Submitted Question, Pet Names For Spouses And Dogs.

There's a lot of ambient noise on this here track, folks, but that's what you signed up for so we hope you like it! If you listen closely, you can hear Mamma Kindley's voice in the background a couple times! Welcome to the family.  Notable Moments: Finnley Edgar Kindley and the Great Fishbowl Beyond, Singlehandedly Ruining the McElroy Brand, Kira Demands Satisfaction, The Things That Suck About Living On A Boat, A Tale of Love and Hate, It Finally Happened, "I Think There's Math That Can Support This," A Staggering Amount of Signed VHS Tapes of "The Mask."

We recorded this episode literally 15 minutes after we recorded the last episode so we are all over the place. Enjoy/forgive us. Notable Moments: Crackin' Open A Cold One With My Audio Boys, Laurel Investigates The Chicken Chip, How Many Jimmies Per Hour?, Ghostigram, Big Crunch.

Well, after another long absence, we're back! And this episode... this episode probably wont be too much fun. We spend about half the episode going over an event that, at the time of recording, had happened the previous week in the McElroy facebook fan-page sphere, and y'all, things are rough. We felt a duty to cover this event, which Kira witnessed go down in real time as she was a member of the page in question, in the interest of engaging critically with the media we review. We hope we did right by the people affected by this incident. And then, after that, we commence with the goofing.  Notable Moments: We Let Jokes Back In, Spider-Man Zefron Dreamin', Kira Has Never Seen Jerry Seinfeld's Very Good Television Show, Letters From Fictional Boyfriends. 

Hey. You hear a lot about our lives, but we know hardly anything about you, and that's kinda messed up, right? Maybe consider emailing us. Notable Moments: Flaming Dumpster of A Train Car, No Nipple Piercing Necessary, Laurel Did A Bad, Our Episode Title, "Get The Venus Flytrap," Curve The Nerf Bullet, Polterskype, Laurel and Snow Sports, A Very Awkward Christmas Party, Eye-Graine, Kira and Laurel Get Biblical, Someone's Exact Fetish. 

We sure were gone for a long time, huh? Notable Moments: That Time Kira Gift-Wrapped Laurel's Room With Assistance From Both Their Siblings, Apologies for Our Absence, Laser Tag Fantasy Teams, Treating Future You, The Buffett Conspiracy, It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, Kira Recommends You Listen to "Lore" and "My Favorite Murder," The Fish-Whisperer, Assigned Naruto Nicknames, Laurel Wants Another Moon. 

After a week long accidental hiatus we're back! Sorry for the delay folks, we're but humble college students and finals are coming up and our lives are exploding. Notable Moments: That Sweet Sweet New Theme Music, The Saga of Travis and Javid, Dragon Age: The Anti-Master Chief, Fantasy Smooch Team, Dick Pic Sharing Protocol, The City of Brotherly Love, Is Zozo Our Muse?, Kira's Letter to Justin, Police Jail for Criminals, Kira's Second McElroy-Related Stress Dream, The New Orleans of the Mid-West, 

Hey guys, quick content warning: In this episode we briefly talk about Johnny Depp and domestic violence, so feel free to skip from 43:49 to 45:28 if you don't want to hear this.  Notable Moments: Hot Lazytown Facts, Laurel's Cursed Technology, Laurel Wastes 30 Seconds of Our Precious Precious Time Being Silent, Live Action Goombas, One of Laurel's Greatest Fears, Our Best Friend Lin-Manuel Miranda (Because If We Say It Enough It Will Be The Secret and Be True), Going Full Curry, Dying in the Desert with Travis McElroy, Season Two: The Dark Legacy of What Happens Happens, Several Minutes of Kira Making Comments That Laurel Has No Context For, Broom Ball, Majestic Heroes of the Past and Present, Perry Hotter, "Its 1984 But Helpful," Buttman Forever.    - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

Up against the clock of Kira's staff meeting, we actually genuinely have to speed run this episode this week, and things get a little wet and/or wild. Notable Moments: Baby Children Animals, Munchin' on a Health Code Violation, The Brothers and Their Buck Fuckin' Wild Employment Stories, Laurel and Amanda Bynes, Please Don't Send Us To Max Fun Drive Jail, Boys Come Fight Kira Physically, Access the What Happens Happens Vault, That Time Kira Threw Up in a Bar in Canada, The Cummings Sisters' Stargazing Attempt, Our First Listener Submitted Yahoo, Susan Crushbone is Under The Protective Paw and Honestly Kira Isn't Over That Yet, Best in Sam, Ultimate Fighting Power Play.   - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

Whoops this episode is going up late because of who Kira is as a person, we hope you can forgive us and we hope this isn't going to be a trend forever. Notable Moments: Are We Making Feminist Media?, Laurel Takes Her Mac-Elroy Medicine, Ocean Secrets, Just Saying Shit to Say Shit, We Steal Someone Else's Good Good Comedy Jokes, D-D-D-D-D-Duel Disks, Laurel and Justin Are Both Wrong About How Allergies Work, Don't Try to Make Your Pets Vegan, Noxious Bean Farts, Pygmalion Misunderstanding, Practical Applications for a Catapult, Carnivore Diet for Teens, Shady Meat Dealins, Kira's Panic Dream for 2020.   - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

Happy Candlenights-in-September-But-Also-March! We tried to keep this recording in the Candlenights spirit but despite our best efforts this is, as always, not a swear-free-zone. Notable Moments: Travis Conspiracy Theory, Laurel and Zozo Take New Orleans, Mick-Elroy vs. Mac-Elroy, Do A Goof Not A Hit, Laurel Gives Kira a Candlenights Nickname, That Time Laurel Broke Herself and Also A Longboard, A Glimpse Into Our Patreon Content, Kira's Safety Helmet, Kira Gives Sincere Emergency Advice, Lesbian Beta Fish Monarchy, Having Fun At Night, Ammirite Ladies? - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

The anxiety mounts as the ladies come to terms with the reality that getting this podcast to folks who might want to hear it means that people... people will actually hear it. It's weird how that works, right? We think it's weird. Notable Moments: Our New Best Friend, Bisexual Announcements, The Opposite of Carrie, Pway With Me, Various Approaches to McElroy Goofs, College Common Room Shenanigans, The Best Sandwich Laurel Ever Came Up With In Third Grade, Sandwich Classification, We Could Get the Nobel Prize if We Wanted to, Dunkin' On Our Boys, West Virginians v. East Virginians, A Batman Detour, Worst Build A Bear Ever, Maybe Dont Google "Manties," An Ode To Our Boys. - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]  

Today, the ladies come together... as family.  Notable Moments: National Margarita Day, Our Three Dads, A Crime Against God and Nature, Mistakes We've Stuck With, Laurel Busts A Nut About Thermodynamics, Zozo's Latest Attempt To Court Laurel, The Ghost Out Of Time, How To Acquire a Sweet Megaphone, Kira Exposes Laurel's Crime-Guilt, A Bro Escort Service, Rogue One Discourse.   - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

In Episode 7 we get our first unofficial sponsor and we pull out all the stops and make a bunch of jokes about dicks, so we're sorry? Notable Moments: Hallmark's Return Policy, That Time Fabio Got Bonked In The Face By A Goose, Laurel Waxes Poetic for 45 Seconds, Some Good Margaritas, Tiny Frogs, Laurel's Secret Mutant Power, Rubber Nuts, Gravity and Your Health. - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

Coming to you fast and hot, both the ladies are sick this week. We cant tell you why this keeps happening, only that it does. Notable Moments: That Amphibian is an Axolotl and Yes They Look Kind of Like Mudkips, An HR Nightmare, Multi-Language Space Jams, The Best Quote, ZoZo Temporarily Possesses Laurel, Give Laurel a Black Hole, Mug Money, The Celebrities We'd Most Like To Owe Us a Life Debt, Kira Gets Too Earnest About John Green, Laurel: Made of Bitter(TM), Anime Flower Language. - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

Kira and Laurel do a shot together to make up for the technical difficulties from Episode 4 and that really tell you all you need to know about the tone of this week's podcast. Notable Moments: Find Us On Stitcher, Kira's Chalupa Mistake (?), Blow 'em A Little Kiss, Drunk Roomba Protocol, Meet Your New Mom and Dad, The Party Kira Would Throw Laurel If/When She Got Out Of Prison. -  [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

Laurel and Kira try their hands at this whole podcasting thing, bringing you a show without edits and filled to the brim with the ladies just trying to make each other laugh. The segments today: MBMBAM Review, Feelings About Snow, and The Ladies Interpret Some Yahoo Answers. Lets get this thinly-veiled My Brother My Brother and Me fancast on the road!     Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg

Kira is sick, but that wont stop us from bringing this week's What Happens Happens right to you. We're like the United States Postal Service that way. Notable Moments: The History of Vaseline, Trolls Discourse, meloDRAMATIC stories, Prolonged Technical Difficulties, Shower Shots, #MostMelly.  - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

After some operator error and a couple of bad recording days, have we got a podcast for you! Notable Moments: Our #1 Fan Kaitlyn, Awful ASMR, The VHS Farm, "Huh" Moments.  -  [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]

The ladies- they're back at it again. Notable moments: Sugar Daddy Zag, Kank of the Hill, MediaLuminary30Under30GriffinMcElroy, Soft Tummy Cheesecake Boys, Implications of Anime, Crayon Mistakes.     - [Intro and Outro music brought to you by:  Let's Party by HookSounds http://www.hooksounds.com/ Creative Commons — Attribution 4.0 International — CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/PqGSUPNC7Cg]