All things come to an end. This here is the final episode of What Some Would Call Lies. It's been an awesome (almost) five years. Thank you to everyone who has ever reached out via email and social networks and thanks to the rest of you lurking in the shadows.
Parents are defined as the people the beget or bring forth offspring. Cathy never beget me...but I’d still say she was like a mom.
Today I’ll share with you a few nice words about a friend of ours.
Another repeat. Two in a row. If you're interested in joining an online writer's group, drop me a line: Mike@whatsomewouldcalllies.com
I won't lie. I'm fucking busy. Today is the day that I have to record, and it's already 10pm and I haven't written a word. Therefore you're getting a repeat...but don't worry, it's one of my favorite episodes. I think you'll like it. Don't forget to email me!
When you work at a slaughterhouse you have to be prepared. You have to wear the proper protective gear, and you have to know that at the end of the day you may be covered in blood.
From time-to-time we all feel like we are doing the right thing...then we end up drinking three gallons of water and pissing every fifteen minutes and we have to question our approach.
Every once in a while you find yourself trapped in a hedge maze with no escape. That’s normal...right?
The relief valve is a type of valve that is used to control or limit the pressure in a system or vessel which can build up. The pressure is relieved by allowing the pressurized fluid to flow...and today I let it flow.
I’ve got this friend Joe. He’s a few years older than me. And he’s gay.
Don’t act like you know how to spell your name and I’m the idiot. This is probably a really common problem.
According to Buzzfeed, my super power should be melting into a puddle. But that’s bullshit.
Some situations from your childhood are hard to understand because they are clouded with lousy memory and inflated emotional recollection. Other memories are easy to recall...like taking candy from a baby...or giving him drugs.
Sometimes we do things begrudgingly and they end up paying off.
There’s this geosocial app for smartphones that is geared towards gay men to have quick encounters with people in their vicinity and promises to deliver a hit-it-then-quit-it scenario…like something that can be wiped away with a dirty towel from the hamper and forgotten forever. But sometimes it’s not so easy to get rid of.
This episode is brought to you today by the letter “G” and the number “7.”
We should start at the very beginning. That’s a...very good place to start.
Greetings Loved ones...let’s take a journey. A journey into a story to see what kind of impact I have had on this world.
This summer, from the folks that brought you THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY and THE BRIDGET JONES DIARY comes a new romantic comedy that start with a man saying, “Hi. I’m Mike Lawson and I tell what some would call lies.”