What The Actual

Comedians Maddie Gray and Michelle Newton discuss WTA world happenings with new topics every week. From current affairs to conspiracies, nothing is off the table. WARNING: Contains rampant profanities.

Doomsday Tech and Masturbation Pods

3D printed suicide chambers, Earth's Black Box, doomsday trains and VR masturbation pods - Michelle and Andrew discuss where technology is taking us now.

04-18
22:19

Freaky Factorama

We're back WTA'ers! Michelle kicks off season 2 with special guest Andrew, as they discuss some very freaky facts from around the globe - including one very lonely whale and cockroach coffee.

03-30
36:10

On the Twelfth Day of Crapmas

Grandma has a lot to answer for! Listen in as Maddie and Michelle discuss the worst gifts you've received for Christmas. 

12-22
35:28

Law and Disorder

Maddie and Michelle discuss crazy stories from the courtroom.

12-15
36:22

Wife After Death

A human arm vomited up by a shark at Coogee Aquarium and a love story that way way way beyond the grave.

12-08
22:47

Beef Sliders and Other Great Animal Escapes

A cow that likes water slides, a tiger that breaks INTO a zoo and some monkey business.

12-01
29:52

Things Found Where They Shouldn't Be

Brain worms, snake houses, beer rivers and inter-species love. What more could you want?

11-25
31:05

TikTok Tics and Other Peculiar Things

Is TikTok giving us tics? Would you rather be struck by lightning 4 times, or survive 7 vehicle crashes? When will the earth have it's next 'heartbeat'? In this episode Maddie and Michelle explore peculiar patterns.

11-17
32:29

What The Advice! Minisode 8

Michelle and Maddie answer your tricky life (and death) questions!

11-12
06:55

Hippos and Dildos and Wizards. Oh My.

Have you read the news lately? Here are some of the crazy real life happenings you might have missed!

11-10
32:36

What The Advice! Minisode 7

This one goes out to all the Karen's!

11-05
08:28

Killer Candy

The Trick or Treat Dentist, Humbug Billy and the The Candyman. While most Halloween candy poisoning stories have turned out to be myths,  they may have  originated from truth.....

11-03
32:35

What The Advice! Minisode 6

Michelle and Maddie answer another listener question with some honest advice. Is it good advice? We're not sure. But they have fun giving it!

10-29
07:55

Bloody Mary x 13

Humans have stripes. Blue whales are a great source of protein. And if you stare at your face in the mirror, repeat Bloody Mary 13 times, a woman will  appear in the mirror and kill you.  Maybe.....Find out now!

10-28
35:59

What The Advice! Minisode 5

Michelle and Maddie love a sticky situation...

10-15
07:43

What A Way To Go

Remember to chew your frankfurters while you hear about some true and bizarre deaths!

10-13
31:34

What The Advice! Minisode 4

Supernatural, or a super imagination? Maddie and Michelle respond to this spooky conundrum.

10-09
07:22

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