Claim OwnershipWhat Would Mark Twain Say?
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Portraying Mark Twain for 35 years,
has allowed me a foretaste of heaven
prior to my earthly contract running out.
The Wild Humorist of the Pacific Slope
has taught me that even in this crazy world
it is possible, no, vital, to smile…
has allowed me a foretaste of heaven
prior to my earthly contract running out.
The Wild Humorist of the Pacific Slope
has taught me that even in this crazy world
it is possible, no, vital, to smile…
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Sam would be proud...
“When angry, count four; when very angry, go ahead and swear. It's the people's poetry.”
Surviving at sea 43 days on 10 day’s rations for 15 men, they washed ashore at Laupahoihoi on the Big Island of Hawaii.
A very smart lady took that charter and hid it in a tree, the hollow of an oak tree to be exact...
Meanwhile I shall remain a friend trying to become a better person in a country trying to become a better democracy…
I’ve been reading of late that plants can talk to each other and can even talk to certain bugs in a tongue that you and I cannot hear. ..
...and a tear ran down her cheek.
The first person to swim across Lake Tahoe was a woman, naturally, Myrtle Huddleston. ..
Just looking at some of the records in the Guinness Book has caused me to wonder how I might become officially amazing by getting my name in that book somewheres, and I think I’vehit on it...
The true measure of a person is not net worth, but net humanity.
So you might be wondering, what is the prize for winning the World’s Wife Carrying Championships? I thought you’d never ask. The grand prize is the winners’ total weight in beer.
That evening we went body surfing at midnight under a full moon, and a couple porpoises joined us as playmates and instructors...
That was this boy’s lucky day...
Thereupon, not unlike Captain Cook, I shoved off to where no man had gone before.
"This little village of ours is going to need a really good name."
Future readings will serve to advance human understanding and tolerance.
If you’re hoping to check it out of your library you should expect to be put on a waiting list.
They even let me climb inside Sputnik Two...
They administer that kindness regardless of those other birds’ political beliefs...
No, if Lake Tahoe does not cure whatever ails you, I’ll bury you at my own expense...
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