Where We Parked

Kevin Perjurer (Defunctland) and Jack (Theme Parks Shouldn't Exist) engage in late-night conversations about theme parks. For more episodes and bonus content, join us on Patreon.com/Defunctland

Episode Twenty-Four: Litigation Land

Season Four Finale. Kevin, Jack, and Rob discover a treasure trove of lawsuits made against Walt Disney World in the 1970s of varying frivolity.

08-26
30:16

Episode Twenty-Three: Disney World Bomb Cops

In this explosive episode, Kevin and Jack discover a surprising number of bomb extortion attempts made against Walt Disney World in the early 1970s.

08-19
50:06

Episode Twenty-Two: SeaWorld X Baby Shark

In this episode, Kevin and Jack discuss the recent collaboration of two infamous aquatic entertainment meccas: SeaWorld and Baby Shark. We are so sorry in advance.

08-12
32:51

Episode Twenty-One: John Publix

Kevin and Jack attempt to see where the founder of the grocery store Publix, whose name is almost certainly not John Publix, fits into their rogues' gallery of Walt Disneys.

08-05
31:50

Episode Twenty: World's Largest

In this supersized episode, Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the World's Largest things by reading a list from Wikipedia that, in retrospect, is not particularly comprehensive. This episode covers everything from big chairs to big chickens to big pies, all while mispronouncing the names of probably every town that is featured.

07-29
50:33

Episode Nineteen: The Year of a Million Dreams

Season Four Premiere. Kevin and Jack attempt to keep count of all of the dreams that Disney attempted to grant during a strange mid-2000s promotional event.

07-22
52:32

Episode Eighteen: Carousel of Regress

Season Three Finale. In the long-awaited conclusion to this season, Kevin and Jack are joined by Dan and Rob for a surreal and somewhat dark exploration into what Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress would be like if John Progress were real and also depressed.

01-06
30:24

Episode Seventeen: The Swiffer Effect

Kevin asks Jack if he recalls the 2010-era rock band OneRepublic, and the two embark on a journey filled with several realizations and a lot of bad singing.

11-12
31:48

Episode Sixteen: Up On Cripple Creek

In this episode, Kevin recalls his childhood trip to Cripple Creek, Colorado and relays the action-packed history of the town to Jack.

10-22
58:38

Episode Fifteen: Kitchen of the Mind

Jack introduces Kevin to a new book by the former dean of Disney University, prompting Kevin to discuss his thoughts on motivational speakers.

10-09
41:17

Episode Fourteen: Fun Junction USA

Jack tells Kevin about an obscure theme park named Fun Junction USA that had a bit of trouble getting off the ground.

10-01
39:37

Episode Thirteen: Disneyland Security

Season 3 Premiere. Kevin reads Jack and Rob several news stories from the early days of Disneyland, showcasing the peculiar issues that the park's security force encountered.

09-22
32:52

Episode Twelve: Palm Talk

Season Two Finale. Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the palm tree fandom and their strange relationship with Walt Disney World.

04-05
46:27

Episode Eleven: A Walk on the Wild Side

Jack encourages Kevin to dive into the history of Central Florida's famous Gatorland.

03-27
43:25

Episode Ten: Hyperspace Hoopla

Kevin tells Jack about Star Wars Weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios and one specific show that was performed during the event.

03-19
49:47

Episode Nine: Nachos Rio Grande Challenge

Kevin and Jack discuss their thoughts on competitive eating and stumble across one specific eating competition that took place at Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe at Magic Kingdom.

03-12
30:22

Episode Seven: Disney Dogs

Season Two Premiere. Bark bark. Ruff ruff. This episode is about dogs at Disney.

02-26
35:14

Episode Six: The Castle Drawbridge

Season One Finale. Kevin tells Jack about Disneyland's New Fantasyland, and the two gain a new perspective on the park.

09-17
37:41

Episode Five: The Epcot Residency

Jack challenges Kevin to a guessing game of which famous bands have played at Epcot's famed America Gardens Theatre.

09-10
44:58

Pepperpwni

The banter is usually great, but this episode it felt like it was peak. And spending 25 minutes at the beginning explaining in excruciating detail just what it was like to be a Star wars fan before Disney was pretty enlightening.

06-17 Reply

STARCADE2084

I'd love to hang out with these guys just shooting the breeze about any amount of nonsense.

10-07 Reply

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