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Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

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This week on "Who's The Bitch?", Jackie's got those pro-life tips for all and Kara's got some thoughts on the new Taytay release as we're less than a week out from the release of The Life of A Showgirl, just Jackie's just GOTTA BE GOLDEN! (Don't come for 'em SWIFTIES, PLZ) We got some monster talk as they discuss how it seems the boys are not lookin' forward to "The Bride", just Jackie sure is! Congrats from WTB? Podcast to Selena Gomez for tyin' that knot! But was it bitchy for TSwift to go to the wedding with how everyone was goin' OFF about her stealin' that spotlight. Plus, Kara's got some insider info on taytay at weddings. But can't we all just bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy?Then our first segment is gonna be General Bitchery, with our first caller bein' an unsatisfying UPDATE! from "Episode 47 - Legs Open, Ready to Play" in which one friend in the party secretly married another friend little sister the MOMENT she turned 18.Then it's onto some NEW Bitchery from our first emailer who keeps it short and sweet, would they be THE BITCH if they withheld sex until their husband FINALLY schedules his vasectomy appointment?Our second voicemail comes from a listener who previously sent an unaired email breakin' down the cheatin' drama in their group, and namin' who THE OBVIOUS BITCH was. But a TWIST has happened, and the caller's vm gives a VERY shocking update that now has the listener needing advice on how to counteract a drunk bitch move.Our second email comes from a listener who has been playing working single parent while living with their boyfriend who refuses to help out and now they wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for not announcing to their boyfriend that they plan to leave until their new place is ready to move in?Our third, and final caller, is feelin' like THE BITCH after only getting a generic (but nice) box of chocolate and bottle of wine from their husband for their birthday when all they wanted was somethin' a little more personal.Our third, and final!, email comes from a listener with a BITCHuation involving an unlocked door, NUDITY, an incredibly insecure girlfriend/relationship, multiple scumbags, an unfair eviction, planticide, AND MORE!Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week on "Who's the Bitch?", we're showcasing some of the live calls from our recent Bitchathon! Jackie gives a shoutout to them snackie girls, and as usual Kara's got her autumnal cocktail while Jackie's ready to introduce one and all to The Spooky Mistake! Plus Kara's trying a new buzzball flavor, "Passionfruit Martini" in her giant hat! Also, WE'VE GOT GUESTS!! First up is Amber Nelson of SPUN and The Brighter Side, as she helps Jackie and Kara with the first two calls but not before asking Holden a HARD question!Our first caller is a threepeter with even MORE details and updates on the Monster-In-Law we've been following in "Episode 50 - Listen to Your Gut" and "Episode 51 - We've Got Updates!", and this update does not disappoint!The second caller submitted their story by email and by voicemail, but Kara couldn't find an episode to fit it into TIL THIS ONE! Prepare for a wild ride that has one very obvious bitch!Then Kara and Jackie are joined by Henry Zebrowski (ufo.movie) for a third caller who scored a free ticket to the (still saying) farewell tour of Elton John in exchange for being the Designated Driver, only for things to go so bonkers they had to involve security.Our fourth, and final, caller was promised reimbursed for an expensive, extensive Thanksgiving dinner made for a wealthy friend, but the reimbursement was forgotten about and the caller is unsure how to bring it up, especially after almost a year! Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week on Who's the Bitch?, Kara and Jackie reflect on one year of WTB?, discuss when it's okay to throw your prosthetic leg across or on a table (thanks to Real Housewives), prepare themselves for the first Mormon Bachelorette, and then it's on to some Solicited Advice!Our first request for SOLICITED ADVICE comes in from a listener whose brother just recently announced their engagements and their mom just told them they'd be marrying their long-term boyfriend (secretly), so when would be a good time for them to reveal to their family they're pregnant with their second child without stealin' anyone's thunder?Our first, and only(!), call this week comes from a mother who feelings like they were THE BITCH when it came to trying to help their daughter stop being bullied at school.This episode's second emailer wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for trying to get in contact with a friend who blocked their number, even though there was no falling out?The third, and final, emailer needs some advice on which bitchy avenue to take when it comes to their best friends girlfriend telling them that 'he's not the one' (among other things) in private.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM!  AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE FALL BITCHATHON 2025 THURSDAY, SEPTEBMER 25th @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week on Who's The Bitch?, Kara's feelin' scrappy from her service in the PTA after some recent changes, and Jackie starts off the show with a personal question of Who's the Bitch?! PLUS THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE FALL BITCHATHON 2025 THURSDAY, SEPTEBMER 25th @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!!Then Jackie and Kara get to yer updates, AND BOY IS THIS EPISODE FULL OF 'EM!This week's first emailer comes in with an update to a BITCHuation from just last week involving a MIL and her telenovela tactics that show how absolutely batshit the woman is, and there's even more juicy info!The next update is from "Episode 47 - Legs Open, Ready To Play", from the caller who has been dealing with a stalker neighbor that won't take a hint (or blunt 'not interested').Our first voicemail update comes in from the partner who is caring for their loved one that has advanced kidney disease and has been taking it out on the caller, from "Episode 49 - No Loyalty Breeds No Loyalty".The next update comes from a caller in "Episode 48 - Convict Episode!" who's ex-husband surprise filed for divorce, now his new wife is bullying their son and the caller had a chance to reveal a dark secret the ex has tried to keep hidden!This week's last voicemail comes in with an update from a caller during "Episode 42 - The Best of The Bitchathon" who was dealing with their mother dating a few creepy scammer guys online, including a predator that kept interacting with photos of the callers child, and the mother refused to respect boundaries!Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Jackie and Kara are BACK! This week, Jackie's got the plague from Henry going to a one of those dirty, dirty waterparks (aka all of them) which kicked Kara into a flashback to when she ALMOST DROWED AT ACTION PARK, also Holden tried to get on a slide at the Dells and got DENIED, and thanks to Henry Zebrowski we can all see it. Then it's onto some chat 'bout WEAPONS (spoilers abound), and then it's on to yer calls and messages!Our first emailer is dealing with a MIL straight out of an A24 (or Lifetime!) film after she tried to frame the emailer for slashing the spouses tires, and all the in-laws believe the matriarch. Now she needs to know what to do when it comes to turning down a family trip they're all trying to plan.This week's first caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH when it came to offering to call for help instead of helping lift a bike off of a fallen bicyclist after they just started to seem "off."The second emailer of the week co-signed on a best friend's private student loans to help, but now the best friend's lackadaisical payment history is starting to cause issues with the emailer's credit, and friendship.Our second, and last, caller recently found out that a past fling who keeps trying to slid into their DMs has been arrested for domestic violence...again....they wanna know if they'd be THE BITCH if they sent the creep a screenshot of his mugshot after said creeper tried to shoot his shot AGAIN!!This week's third, and last emailer, wants to know if they're overreacting when it comes to breakin' it off with the dude they'd only been seeing a week or 2 after they came home from a concert to said dude laying in their bed, watching Hulu on their tablet after only being asked to feed the emailers dog 6-7 HOURS earlier.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week Jackie and Kara start off with news of the Women Owned™ BuzzBallz blow up pool, and Sophie Turner being mom shamed for not fully explaining the custody situation with her children post divorce to randos online, and Kourtney Kardashian actually thanked the public for shaming her for forgetting that life vest.Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for a (rightfully) scathing text they sent to their younger sister who had a messy affair and imploded not only her life, but their whole family. Should the emailer be the one to bridge the gap for their mother's sake?This week's first caller knows illness is THE BITCH when it comes to their partner being diagnosed with end stage kidney failure and an autoimmune disease, but would they be THE BITCH if they were to talk to their partners mom about asking for help with said partner because of the anger he's been taking out on her?And our next, and LAST, caller for the week has a vvv low stakes BITCHUATION where they screamed 'SHUT UP' at a noisy 12 year old in their neighborhood that was screaming about hot air balloons for 10 minutes, and now the parents are...mad!??The next, and LAST, emailer knows they're THE BITCH for being unfaithful, but they wanna know how can they get over this sexy fighter man who's deeply involved in their gym so they can stay with their now fiancé?Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week on 'Who's The Bitch's Continental Divide Summer', our resident Devil's Bitch Kara and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the sticky ass heat of summer, then it's directly on to your calls and letters for some SOLICIATED ADVICE!Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for walkin' out on their job after a new coworker systematically targeted their position after it was revealed they knew the REAL reason the new coworker was a felon.The first caller this week wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not reachin' back out to a recently released old friend, who may NOT be happy with the (positive) changes our caller has made in their life.  This week's second, and final, emailer knows they're not entirely THE BITCH when it came to sending home a partygoer that was partyin' 2hard and breakin' a HUGE house rule, but they wanna know if they could have handled in better?Our second, and last, caller wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for completely blowin' up their ex-husband of 6 years' life after gettin' some new info and text messages about how the marriage fell apart and how their child is being treated by new mom. Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
On this episode of Who's the Bitch, Jackie and Kara continue their summer across the country from each other, but Kara's got a cursed doll named Elanor keeping her constant company, and Jackie begins to prepare herself to do "outdoor people" things with Camp Counselor Kara! Here's hopin' they come through with that 'The Zebrowski's Go Outside' bit. Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!This week's first voicemail comes from a caller who's currently dealing with a friend from her close-knit, now all 30 friend group who suddenly married a member of the groups little sister, the near moment she turned 18. They wanna know if they were THE BITCH for simply walkin' away when confronted with the news from the newlyweds. Our first emailer has a 20 year high school reunion comin' up and the horrors of the past have them wondering if it would even be worth it to go, and would they be THE BITCH for not?Our second, and last, message comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for removing a lazy best man from his wedding, and potentially his life, after they dropped the ball when it came to the wedding planning task they were assigned!Our final caller wants to know if it's time to turn up the bitchery when it comes to a delusional stalker neighbor that just will NOT give up, and already has a no contact order against him from an ex-wife.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
On this week's 'Who's The Bitch?' Jackie relives going to see a movie recently because all she could focus on was the disgusting filth individual near her who chose to take off their shoes AND SOCKS, then PLACE their nasty sock sweat feet on the top of the OCCUPIED SEAT in front of them, and Kara believes it's due to covid breaking our brains. Oh, and Kera Knightley had to recently clear her plane seat of OLD TOENAILS because people are VILE MONSTERS. Now, it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!Our first emailer had to deal with a whole group of concert Karens that didn't actually understand how standing room in the pit works.This week's second emailer knows her mutual ex with her new friend is THE BITCH, BUTTTTTT would it make them the bitch if that after this new friend took the ex back, they were to ask for a handmade gift back so the ex would never be able to cast their cursed eyes uponst it!?Our first, and only, voicemail of the week comes from a caller who's FIL married his demon of a mistress (who just happened to be his wife's bff) and after receiving the cold shoulder at the callers wedding, other family members have started inviting them to events. They wanna know who's THE BITCH when it comes to these lines drawn in the sand?The third emailer this week has a longtime friend that has started trying to become an influencer and it's extremely, extremely annoying and very, very fake. Would they be THE BITCH if this ended their friendship?Our fourth, and final, emailer's Step-MIL decided to take the reigns on the bridal party and this involved extending it to a 3 day trip at a casino without telling the emailer, who also just happens to be in recovery for alcoholism and gambling addiction. Plus she didn't even invite the emailers important people. Now they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for having wanted their mom and their partners mom to be there? Or for still being upset about it? Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Episode 45 - Daddy Issues

Episode 45 - Daddy Issues

2025-08-0601:00:121

This week on Who's the Bitch it's Kara is slingin' the singin' much to Jackie's surprise! While Jojo Siwa named her boyfriends balls and should just please stop now, Trisha Paytas revealed her 3rd kids name and Kara finds out live about the glory of Aquaman Moses Paytas-Hacmon, plus some UNSOLICITED ADVICE about naming babies (and body parts)! Then it's time for some SOLICITED ADVICE!Our first emailer of the week found out that their husband has a secret X account where he's been following OF accounts and leaving horny comments on their posts. It's been 7 months since she first brought it up to him, but they haven't talked about it since the first time.Our second emailer's boyfriend has a complicated past relationship with a friend that has the emailer, and their boyfriend, agreeing it's uncomfortable to continue contact. But emailer's boyfriend threw emailer under the bus in his message to the friend. Now they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for expecting him to break things off with his friend?Our first caller's living with their boyfriend and his ex, but has now found out that they were kissin' and touchin'. Their friends say that need to kick 'em out, and now they wanna know if they're being THE BITCH to themselves for not having already done so.Our last last emailer wants to know if them or their dad is THE BITCH when it comes to his 'fixer' attitude that has racked up a debt of an unknown amount between the two that culminated in a big fight when daddy couldn't give a total amount! Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Episode 44 - The Ick

Episode 44 - The Ick

2025-07-3001:00:04

This week on Who's the Bitch, Jackie's goin' off 'bout AMC Stubs as well as AMC bringin' in REGULAR COMMERCIALS during the trailers, Jack White finally gets a cell phone (and hopefully lightens the burden on everyone else), and Kara shares a tale of her own Jen Affleck from Highschool. Then it's onto SOME SOLICITED ADVICE!This week's first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH because the thought of getting re-married gives them The Ick, but their long-term partner is wanting to go through with the nuptials.Our first voicemail of the week is thinkin' 'bout a future BITCHuation involving Christmas and if they'd be THE BITCH for not buying gifts for the seven kids in their family this year.Our second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for blowin' up on their husband after he showed disappointment that the emailer didn't wanna go to a party after she had spent the ENTIRE DAY cleanin' and preppin' for their own daughter's birthday party the next day... WITHOUT the husband's help.Our second, and final, voicemailer knows they're THE BITCH, but now they wanna know how to convince their sister that she can do better than the dud she leapfrogged to?Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week on Who's the Bitch, Kara is back in Connecticut after dealing with a weirdo window opener IN THE AISLE SEAT who kept violating Kara's airspace, and Jackie shares her own tale 'bout a window bitch. Kara and Jackie chat about some GENERAL BITCHERY of how reporters are still trying to make Colin Jost say mean things about his wife ScarJo. Jennifer Aniston is dating a hypnotist, and there might be some special info for listeners of Kara's other show! Then it's onto some SOLICATED ADVICE!Our first caller made a fauxPAW when they shared AI tributes of their sister-in-laws mother's cat, who recently had to be put down, to a family chat. Her SIL did not enjoy it, and thumbs downed the photos. It soon turned into an all out thumb war that peaked with the caller going back through EVERY interaction they've had since Christmas and thumbs downing them. Now it's silence and the caller knowns they're THE BITCH, but it was FUNNY!!Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for giving their Trumper coworkers the cold shoulder as the emailer, a gay immigrant, can only see the fact that they voted against the listeners (as well as MANY others) protections and rights.Our second, and last, caller needs to know if their boyfriends right and they're being THE BITCH by ignoring a text from a college friend wanting them to confirm some past drama the caller can't even really speak on.Our second, and last, emailer wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for turning down the family vacation next year to avoid the stress and terror of their brothers five children.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week on Who's The Bitch?, we've got a recap of the 3 hour Bitchathon stream, including Kara trying the Pineapple Jalapeno BuzzBall!Our first call comes in from a firefighting arborist, who's got a roommate whose with a nasty habit of starting fires when he's been drankin' despite burn warnings.Then the first guest of the Bitchathon, and the first EVER on WTB, Holden McNeely is welcomed onto the lanai to bring in the male perspective, and helps give advice to a fellow North Carolinian when it comes to the awkwardness around their aunt after she POSSIBLY nearly killed a family dog via neglect.Boss man Henry Zebrowski appears to help all the "troubled women" of the world, including the case of the caller who's sister is pregnant with a total (armed) psycho's baby.Our next caller wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for asking their bestie since birth to babysit their kids so they can attend a mutuals (who's also their dealer!) really fun wedding that the bestie wasn't invited to because of a falling out that the bestie doesn't even KNOW about.The final call brings us the religious drama for the night, complete with that wacky ole group started by Joseph Smith!Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The Summer Bitchathon of 2025 has come to pass, and while we were able to figure out who was the #BOTS (Bitch Of The Summer), we're all truly asking 'HOW DID CHUB RUB NOT WIN????'  Kara brought her kids to the East coast for the summer and is starting to enjoy the fact that you can drink the air here. Jackie's Safety Corner involves the revelation that the NYC midnight ice cream trucks in the neighborhood are NOT selling ice cream, and she needs to know who else is afraid of them? Jackie's only got her mind set on one sandy summer destination, and that's 'Love Island'! And in UNSOLICITED ADVICE we're NOT here to talk about Jonathan Bailey's 'Slutty Little Glasses', but we ARE here to talk about him and ScarJo mouth smoochin' on the red carpet and that just leads into a conversation about smoochin' culture and mouth kissin' parents before headin' into some SOLICIATED ADVICE!Our first caller is actually a submitted VOICE NOTE! You can do it too, just keep THAT BITCH under 5mins!Our first caller's in-laws hit a rough patch during covid when their mother-in-laws income came to a halt, so they offered to help make ends meet. Now it's been 5 years, the in-laws are back to having steady pay, and the caller wants to know if they'd be the PRIVILAGED BITCHES if they finally put an end date to that deal after already having given them $55,000(!!!!) during those years?  Our first emailer has a BITCHSITCH between them and their immigrant husband who came to the US for the emailer, because now he's wanting to cross back over the Northern border to his home country for fear of deportation. But the emailer refuses to leave their mother behind. Does it make them THE BITCH for refusing to immigrate for their husband when he did the same thing for her when they married?Our second caller has a low stakes BITCHUATION, they wanna know are they THE BITCH for never telling anyone that they found their kids missing iPad because dad was accidentally screen maxing their toddlers during the summer while working from home?Our second emailer had previously gone ON A BREAK with their current boyfriend and during that time he hooked up with his HAWT neighbor multiple times. Both lied to the emailer once the break was over about this, but the boyfriend has since moved. Now that neighbors asking to use his pool to give her kids swimming lessons, the emailer said its uncomfortable and boyfriend agreed TO THE EMAILERS FACE before telling the ex-neighbor 'sure'. We all know he's THE BITCH but now the emailer wants to know what to do about this whole mess?Our third, and final, caller cut their childhood friend out of his life at 18 after both the friend and friends brother joined the police force and military. Now at 30 they're having regrets and needed a bitchy lil pep talk of what to do.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
This week Kara and Jackie are goin' remote for the summer as Kara had to head East with the kids like a single mother escaping a cholera outbreak, and on top of being the first remote episode it's the first episode post-3hr Bitchathon!  In General Bitchery: What is the bitchiest Starbucks order??  Jackie and Kara pine for a soda tourism trip for Swig and beyond. The Bitch of the Summer, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, keep on proving the Bitchathon voters were RIGHT via their lame ass parties and terrible wedding, then it's on to your calls and emails!Our first caller is a listener who called DURING the Bitchathon about her friend NOT being inviting to a mutual friends wedding she's planning to attend, and she's got an update!Our second caller is a regular from chat and after leaving their father to watch their diabetic cat for a few nights they returned to find DADDY'S DICK NUMBING SPRAY in their bathroom. Now they're really uncomfortable and unsure of what to even do; do they tell dad my roof, my rules or would that make them a hypocrite 'cause they were doin' the same type a things under old pops roof and KNOW he heard a thing or two!Our first, and only, emailer this ep, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for trying to stay outta their friends business and tellin' his ex to just MOVE ON instead of asking and worrying if said friend/ex is dating someone new.Our third caller had some similar questions to the last SECRET SIBLIN' and wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for circumventing their shitty dad (who refuses to even talk to the caller) to try and have some sort of relationship with their half-siblings, who may or may not know the caller even exists.Our fourth, and final, caller wants to know if they're THE BTICH for wanting to take their girlfriend to a vvv nice sushi restaurant, but gf keeps makin' some weeeeird excuses for why they can't go to expensive restaurants!Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Kara and Jackie are preppin' 4 the BITCHATHON THIS THURSDAY over on www.youtube.com/@WhosTheB plus gettin' into the new term for losin' contact; "caspering". As well as the sometimes nightmare world of friend communication in general.Then it's onto our first email, from a mother who wants to know if she's THE BITCH for lying about why the father of their child is suddenly absent from their lives? Now she's unsure of how, AND IF, to tell her friends the real reason behind the sudden disappearance.Our first caller is a return caller with A BITCHDATE after following the advice given to them in 'Episode 13 - This Is Our Chrismukkah Episode'. They've also got a NEW BITCHUATION they need some guidance on!Our second, and last emailer, was reminded during a private WTB-Listen-A-Thon that when they were a child, their mom just in that ever so casual boomer style dropped that their cousins (whom they're close to) have a ~secret half sibling~, now they wanna know if they should keep harboring this secret and they wanna know WHO ARE THE BITCHES IN ALL THIS?Our second, and last caller, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for potentially leaving their unemployed roommates/past relationship partners homeless after they couldn't carry the financial burden alone anymore and decided to move states for an easier life. Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON THIS THURSDAY, JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Buckle up, it's time for all the tough bitch love YOU CAN HANDLE!Jackie's livin' her best Choir Life (for the past month) and she's FAINLLY comin' out to Kara 'bout it as Kara recalls her weekend of going to an adults skating party (no, not that kind) and met her archnemsis (archbitch?) that caused her to fall on her coccyx and now SHE'S GOT PAIN, which is not being helped by her daughter's bestie sleeping over while being stuck on east coast time and think we can all agree: Time Zones are THE BITCH!In UNSOLICATED ADVICE, pop stars are gonna pop star and Sabrina Carpenter has people makin' A RUCKUS with her new album cover which caused a heated discussion about her oversexin' everything in what just seems more and more like repeated publicity stunts.Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE, our first emailer knows that she's probably THE BITCH, but can't help wanting to execute a petty retaliate against their MIL who's paying for their wedding, but also making some pretty insane demands because of it.Our first caller recently moved into their partners apartment and wants to know who's THE BITCH when it comes to their boyfriend not allowing them to bring in and decorate with the chachkas that call to them, as he wants to keep the place minimal!Our second, and final, emailer reconnected with an old flame and moved providences with them. This past Christmas, their flames tightknit circle of friends requested the emailer not be at the Christmas event with no explanation given. But her partner didn't push for an answer, and now they need guidance on navigating these murky bitch infested waters.Our second, and final, caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH, their partners THE BITCH, or is it just plain ole' girl cRaZiNeSs that has her feelin' like it wasn't an early bedtime and a glitching phone that caused her boyfriend to miss calls and updated What'sApp activity.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Summers here, and it's time to do SOME BITCHIN'!Jackie's sending her good wishes towards Kara as the end of the school year looms darkly in the short distance, but momma Kara has it aaaallll planned out, then we're onto some GENERAL BITCHERY from our dedicated Bitchlings with a few UPDATES and a question of "What's the Bitchiest Natural Disaster?"And in out UNSOLICIATED ADVICE, Jackie's gushin' 'bout the couple she never thought she'd STAN....Kylie Jenner and Timtim. They've been to almost every Knicks game before they got knocked out, or something.... sports. But some lame-o's are up in arms because memelord Kylie made a post that referenced a scene in Sex and the City about not gettin' some if the Nicks lose.Now,  it's time for the MAIN ATTRACTION: THE SOLICITED ADVICE!Our first caller had to move back in with their mother and aunt after their relationship ended, which caused tensions the caller expressed to a close friend. The friends solution was for the caller to move in with the friend and her 2 little boys in their small, two bedroom home. The caller has already tried politely saying no, but their friend keeps INSISTING. They wanna know how exactly to tell their friend firmly 'NO' and end the conversation without making said friend hate them.Our first emailer thinks his new girl is perfect...except she snores like a freight train and talks in her sleep. The emailer is a light sleeper and CAN'T GET NO SLEEP. Earplugs can't deafin' the rumbles, and they wanna know if they'd be THE BITCH for suggestin' their partner check with a doc about the snorin' to see 'what's up with that?' after the callers own stepfather found out he snored from sleep apnea himself.Our next submission is a DM from a listener who has a self proclaimed low stakes 'Who's The Bitch?'; their husband's love language is gifts, BUT they're always hideous, and they wanna know if they're THE BITCH for not just appreciating the thought or is HE THE BITCH for not knowing her style better after 10 YEARS?Our second, and final, bitchling heard the plea for some ACTUAL BITCHES and has answered the call! They think they're THE BITCH for callin' out some BABY BITCHES, in front of their entire middle school class and makin' one of 'em cry, for bein' RUDE.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST over on The YouTube!!!!! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Kara and Jackie are back for with another Who's the Bitch, and this week comes with the announcement of a THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!!This week's first email is actually an update on the person who wanted to know if they'd be THE BITCH for proposing to their boyfriend a week before his sister gets married., (check 'Episode 32 - Mother's Day Blues' for more details!).Then some UNSOLICIATED ADVICE featuring The Hollywood Reporter's latest Drama Actress Roundtable (that's a mouthful) with what looks to be a chunk of the original video being removed where Helen Mirren calls Hollywood stars BUTT UGLY! jk she just shares a very dated version of body positivity with all, then doubles down on it.Then we're kicking off our SOLICIATED ADVICE with another update! This time from our first caller on Episode 29 - Big Bitch Energy!Next our first caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting to give their sister (who does not need the money, and whose husband is getting $11,000 from being the executor) $2500 of their inheritance because she chose to repeatedly lie about what she really wanted and got left out of the will, AND NOW she's upset about it.This week's second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for using every avenue available to try to get a straight answer regarding the ENM status of a secretive older suitor which resulted in them getting blocked by said suitor AND his very pregnant wife (who's shootin' it out at some point this month, which he lied about already being born for some reason????)  Our second, and last caller, was disappointed by their comeback during a tense moment over beach chairs at the pool and now they want to know with summer uponst us all, "What would Kara and Jackie do in a situation where someone stole your spot, but you don't wanna make a scene, but also GETTA OUTTA HERE?"Our third, and final, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for reacting to a very abusive ex showing up in their work email, asking for forgiveness, and accidentally opening up old wounds that have kicked up an obsessive comparison between their life and the abusers.Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM and DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!! Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Episode 35 - Vodka Mother

Episode 35 - Vodka Mother

2025-05-2801:15:00

This week on Who's the Bitch?, Kara's kid is ready to be the very best, and reminisces on a simpler time when parents didn't realize their kids would drink the vodka they gave them, then during out UNsolicited advice Jackie opens Kara up to the world of Tom Cruises fish fuckin', which opens the door for a quick deep dive on Tom's crazy ass before it's time to move onto SOLICIATED ADVICE!Our first caller's sister still lives with their mother and got into debt to a drug dealer. Their dad plans to bail her out, but both of them are asking the caller to keep it secret from their mother, and the caller wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for cluing mom in?Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not trying to mend the relationship with their parents after a harmless joke on a cruise caused a THREE MONTH+ silent treatment that started DURING THE CRUISE!!!Our second caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for callin' people darlin', as it has gotten at least two people HEATED as of late.Our second, and last, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset with their husband after they came out as bi, it went poorly because her husband was worried they wouldn't be enough, then their husband chilled but started making weird jokes about the emailers best friend being their third. Our listener asked him to stop because it made them uncomfortable, then when the emailer decided they DID want to explore dating women, their husband blew up, but still continues to make those weird "jokes."Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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AwarenessTriPp

brother isn't required to answer all the calls especially if other sibling isn't listening to the boundaries 🙃🤷‍♀️

Mar 18th
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