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Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer.

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Nicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer.Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle.Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964
Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students.Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964
"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places".Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach.Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss their drag king names. Recorded live in Tempe!Free Tracy's Dog vibrators were limited to the liveshow audience, but WWYDM listens can get 20% off! Just go to https://amzn.to/2NVrt67 with code "20LoveNicole". Offer valid until November 28th. Post your vibe and use the hashtag #ilovetracysdog!Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964
Diona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an ASOS wedding dress, and multiple wedding crashers. On top of that, she met her wife's parents for the first time at her wedding!She also shares her experience dating while she was a carnie, why she doesn't wear her engagement ring in the summer, and how Kirsten Bell's presence cancelled her engagement plan.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964
Licensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist, author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy, the challenges of being vulnerable as a therapist, and how long it takes to get over a breakup.Text John Kim at theangrytherapist.comYou can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964
Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener.Want Jake to take you on a comedy tour of LA? Book him on Airbnb: https://www.airbnb.com/experiences/41421You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
Wow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants, among so much more. Willam also shares how he fought to get the cut drag scenes from A Star Is Born back into the film, and gossip about drag culture in general.Plus- Nicole slept with a man while on tour, and asked him to record a review about their time together. In this landmark episode of WWYDM, we get an honest answer from a man who met and slept with Nicole whether or not he would date her.Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"Please acknowledge your pain."Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness.They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner.Check out Echo's SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-440510135You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that."Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat.Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beerYou can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)

Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)

2019-10-0400:49:229

"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack."Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment.Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now."Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'"Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA.Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon Movie!You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration."Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time."Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the problematic issue behind "teen porn", porn's worst stereotypes, and her favorite porn bloopers. Plus, Nicole shares her ultimate porn fantasy.Why Wont You Date Me listeners get a free week trial of XConfessions! Sign up today at: https://xconfessions.com/special-offer-nicoleCheck out Erika's Ted Talk: "It's Time for Porn to Change": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LaQtfpP_8You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)

Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)

2019-08-2301:01:1711

"We stayed married for 7 years - and we should've never gotten married."From the age of 20, Ron Funches (Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show) was married with a son. He shares his struggles being in a committed relationship from a young age, and what it's like now re-entering the dating world with a son.He also shares the cute story how he mistook his current girlfriend for a robot on Bumble, expresses his love living in silence, and the changes in his dating life since losing weight.See Ron Funches on tour, and check out his podcast Gettin' Better with Ron Funches.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"When he came, did he go AWOOO?"Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her about gay "puppy-pack" arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf.Plus, Nicole's dogs are eating her weed, and she expresses her thoughts on Logan Paul.Be sure to check out the new season of Dear White People on Netflix!You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"I would love for Guy Fieri to narrate my sex"Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to share her love of being alone, whether they like to play music during sex, and Nicole's dream anniversary date.Also, Ashley exclusively dated gay guys in high school, meanwhile Nicole's was asking her gay friend to help lose her virginity.Be sure to check out A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO!This was recorded live in Montreal at Just for Laughs.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
"I thought I had contracted an STD where I was rotting from the inside"Drag queen Monique Heart (RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10, All Stars Season 4) has never been in a real relationship. He shares his experiences with growing up in a religious upbringing, the girl he once wanted to marry, and his fear of the new wave of STDs. Also, they dive into their kinks and all the crazy public places they've done it.Plus, Nicole keeps walking in on her friends having sex, and is getting prepositioned threesomes from fans.Pre-order Monique's new EP/Biography today!You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
DeRay Davis (Snowfall, 21 Jump Street) has lived a polyamorous relationship with 2 women for most of his life. He explains how he introduces it to his partners, how to show respect to the parents, and how they make their atypical relationship work. DeRay breaks the stigma on polyamorous relationships and shares how him and his partners live together, vacation together, and sleep together.Plus, Nicole tries to sleep with an audience member after a live show - and boy did it not go well.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649
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samantha chong

Atomic Blonde is an action film with queer characters where no one makes a big deal about coming out because there are bigger problems happening. It's great

Dec 1st
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Sarah Hunter

I have to avoid you doing the ads because I will literally buy anything you talk about 😂

Nov 11th
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Amys

ooh! the tea comes out!!

Nov 8th
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Tailor K

Shout out ‘We’re Back’ #professorskreweye

Nov 5th
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Kayla Pelton

Dave was a great guest! You two had such fun chemistry.

Oct 13th
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Amys

listening to the guest mentally masterbate for an hour...

Oct 11th
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Kita Hall

It's so hard listening to these idiots give her terrible advice.

Sep 9th
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Amys

she nails it. Nicole needs to be more authentic at first. I used to find Nicole annoying but as i listen and know her, I love her now.

Sep 8th
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Amys

whoever coughs in the background every 10 episides or so needs to go away.

Aug 26th
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Tailor K

Omg I’m from Salem, lol , luv it!!

Aug 26th
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Verity Ihrenglaus

Definitely one of my favorite episodes. I loved the messages you both put out in regards to body image, and just wanting to be healthy because it makes you feel better. Also the topic about not needing to be a savior to everyone really struck home with me. I fell into that role a lot when I was younger, and it took me awhile to come to terms that it's not my job in life to save people from themselves. And lastly, I loved the comments about people telling you who they are and just going with it. It can be annoying and tiresome to repeatedly tell a person that they are not stupid, that they are not ugly, that they are not trash, etc etc. You can only say it so much before you're like, "Fine. Yep. You're all of that. Let's move on." Great episode.

Aug 23rd
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Amys

she was so funny in this one.

Aug 10th
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Jackie Marie

I love you! and this podcast!

Aug 8th
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T

This guy spent the whole time telling her she's wrong about everything. Fuck him. 😊

Aug 7th
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not.nina

Miel is Nicole's cheerleader and I love it!

Aug 5th
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Amys

She wouldn't let Nicole talk. I hope she hears that when she listens. she was also kinda hard on Nicole.

Aug 1st
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Kita Hall

Nicole please do the opposite of what this guy says!

Jul 29th
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Leonie V.

You do not need to take up with more shit from any man, just because he is not able to have a partner that is on the same eye level. If a level playing field is making him u comfortable I don't think that's your problem or any woman's but his twisted sense of masculinity and himself.

Jul 29th
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Masha Mitchell

He sounds like he's full of shit.

Jul 27th
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Sarah Hunter

I have never had the urge to eat a pussy but I feel like Nicole Byer’s would be nice. Maybe sweet. Idk lol Someone please date Nicole.

Jul 23rd
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