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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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1New York's people's princess Seth Herzog and the Rookie Rookie Clara Nevins join Arden and Dr. Banana to break down the finale of Golden Bachelor! BRO BROS! KEYHOLE DRESSES! PEG! - Arden thinks Peg is an ICON and should be Bachelorette! - Clara thinks if he wanted to he WOULD! - Seth wants you to watch out for VAPE PENS! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's a BANGER of an episode as Gareth Reynolds and Rob Benedict join Arden and Katie to discuss the BIGGEST DUD LEAD IN HISTORY- the Golden Bachelor fantasy suites! Chocolates! Sting Rays! Mel! - Arden says how you say about everything! - Gareth is afraid of the RAYS! - Rob is going to HOW YOU SAY " PRO-VI-DAHHHNCE"? All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Our friend Whitney, Rachel Smith and Paul Danke join Arden and KT$$ to break down the WOMEN TELL NOTHING! Comfy Shoes! Fake Tears! Crying Elle Woods! - Arden talks about the big sausage scandal of her school! - Whitney tells us about putting FOR SALE signs on her childhood enemies lawns! - Paul thinks it is ICONIC that DIANE peaced out! - Rachel has her CONCERNS over our upcoming Bachelorette! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's a high school sweethearts pod with Jess and Evan Ambrose and Paul Danke joining Arden and KT$$ to talk about hometowns on Golden Bachelor! Dakota! New languages! Top knots! - Arden is ready to go door to door and sell one to two MILLION paintings! -Jess thinks Mel wants to date a 22 year old! - Evan is ready to start his own cult and cult language! -Paul thinks Mel is the ultimate performative male! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
New York's Princess Seth Herzog and The Rookie's Rookie Clara Nevins join Arden and Dr. Banana to talk about week 4 of the Golden Bachelor! White Woman Shamans! Mud Baths! Coldplay Cheaters! - Arden wants PEG to be the next Golden Bachelorette! - Seth is ready to be the People's Princess of New York! - Clara has NEVER WATCHED REALITY TELEVISION BEFORE! - Dr. B thinks Mel has CTE!!!! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Our Friend Whitney, Brendan Smith and Paul Danke join Arden and KT$$ to break down episode three of The Golden Bachelor! Tablescapes! Firearms! KC and the Sunshine Band! - Arden wants to compete in Tablescapes with Whitney! - Whitney is ready to run off with G&R! - Brendan brought a test your Cover Band game for the gang! - Paul thinks Peg is pure gamesmanship! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke are BACK joining Arden and the Production Team to talk GOLDEN BACHELOR episode two! Puppets! Bird wives! Mile High Club! - Arden thinks that you gotttttta be a champion when you go on a date! - Rob is reliving his renewed vows with Ruth and JJ Hummingbird! - Paget gives in and has whiskey like high school! - Paul needs Whiskey! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$ to discuss the first episode of Golden Bachelor! Ventriloquists! Orthopedic shoes! Diane! - Arden wants to go on the Silver Bach! - Jacquis thinks it fun that we have a bachelor who just wants to get his d*&% wet! - Mike says that he will be the worst contestant in the history of TV! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to do GOLDEN BACHELOR DRAFT PICKS!! Unicycles! Pole Dancers! Momagers! - Arden is protective of all of the moms in the group! - Rob's number one Diane isssss....DIANE! - Paget can sniff out the drunk of the first night! - Paul is rooting for those SoCal Gals! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shaun "Shaunathon" Diston and Lamar "Dale Coulier" Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Shaunathon! Shaundre! Shaundreek! - Arden can't stop staying up all night! - Lamar would rather date Sean than Jeremy! - Shaun wants KING WELLS to host the show! - Banana does NOT want Kat as her nurse! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Comedian Paul Danke and The People's Princess Our Friend Whitney join Arden and Katie to talk about the penultimate episode of BIP? Twister! Kissed her! Dissed her! - Arden talks about the beauty of a late night waiting room with a noodle buddy! - Paul wants Justice for Jill! - Whitney thinks Paul's new name should be DANKE DEL MAR! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Arden and Dr. Banana are LIVE at Union Hall with BIP stars Serena and Joe! Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal! And the brand new 2025 Rookie of the Year Paul Danke! SNACKS! STEW LEONARDS! Embezzling Hawks! - Arden gets her first ever TATTOO live on stage! - Joe gets strong armed into MANY things! - Serena gives the real low down on some of the bros! - Jacquis is here to support our King Gary! - Paul thinks Kathy needs her back blown out! - Banana is ready for the horny apocalypse in her STEAMPUNK SEXY BEACHWEAR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BIP Superstar Wells Adams, the people's princess Whitney and Pod Captain Doug Benson join Arden and KT$$$$ to discuss BIP! Rendez-Vous! Power- Napping! - Arden likes that Kim and Faith seem horny for each other! - Wells thinks the gals should have taken his advice! - Whitney has QUESTIONS she needs answered from Wells! #1! Where is the Boom-Boom room??? - Doug wants more animal show opens! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sunburns! Godfathers! Love for money! - Arden is giving Captain Kim her most improved for the week much to Banana's horror! - Rachel thinks you can add up to three new elements but more is discombobulating! - Tess loves her Bach-a-dise! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler join Arden and KT$$$ to talk about the summer of the GARY! Feather Dancing! Ladies on a horse! Spitting Coconut! - Arden is razzzzzled that the toast of the town is Golden King Gary! - Doug thinks the Goldens are needed boost of good vibes!- Bill thinks the guys are behaving terribly!!All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Sentinel Jerry Trainor joins Arden and the Production team to discuss BIP! Paradise! Cougars! Sweaty Coochies!- Arden thinks that Gary needs to teach dating lessons! - Jerry debuts his amazing impression of our King Gary! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Seth Herzog joins Arden and the Production Team to break down 100 hours of Love Island.....I MEAN PARADISE! Gaslighting! Goldens! Horny Kathy! - Arden thinks every man with a J has LOST THE PLOT! - Seth thinks the guys are giving a lot of TOPKNOT energy! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The King of the Beach! Shaun Diston and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis neal join Arden and KT$$$$ to talk about the reboot of BIP! Love Island wannabe! Vanilla! Taco Dale! - Arden thinks fourth time is NOT a charm for Justin! - Shaun wants to talk some sense into Hakeem! - Jacquis was ready to lose his shit if Sam stayed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In our first ever BIP Draft Picks- The Captain and the Sentinal join Arden and the Production Team to do a draft lineup for the first ever all ages Bachelor In Paradise! Age Gaps! Birthday cakes in the Ocean! The Main thing is The Main Thing! - Arden is EXCITED about the mixing of the ages- the old male friendships may warm up the place! - Jerry thinks April will be a HOT commodity! - Doug thinks Jack may be the Cake Thrower!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down Grant's season finale! Rainy DR! Touching dads! Love Bombing! - Arden thinks Grant's sister preferred Litia! - Jacquis thinks Grant was just a basic b this whooooole time! - Shaun is ready to defend Carolina's honor! - Lamar wants everyone to be happy for Grant! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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this was the greatest episode of wyatr ever!
This is the first podcast of yours that I have listened to. I have listened to 5-6 others and I have favorites. This was the messiest, most chaotic and therefore boring one yet! There were good moments that were funny or insightful, but what sounded like 5 people vying for air time about whatever issue they had (including purchasing Swifty tickets) was not fun. Plus I didn't appreciate all the self-promotion.
This is my absolute favorite The Bachelor and all involved shows podcast. nsfw ♥️♥️♥️♥️