It’s. Our. ONE-HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!!!! And we are celebrating this momentous milestone with so many silly surprises! Emily and Ky are cross-faded and recording in person with the assistance of a random-ass soundboard they googled that has Emily crying in the first two minutes, then Ky launches a brand new common podcast event song, then it’s off to the first ever live-recorded Wine Weed Weird Field Trip because who is guesting on our 100th episode but the motherfucking Corpse Flower!!!! Emily and Ky called her into bloom in episode two of this season, and with just a couple eps to go, here she is! They share their whole journey from lamps for tramps to orchid show, from rain forest to desert, from corpse flower to bathroom break…right up until both their phones are about to die. Then back in the studio, they report on what went down next, and share the greatest 100th Episode gift they could imagine. All of us at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters are beyond thrilled and thankful to have shared this adventure with all of you. Stay with us. Who knows what the next 100 episodes will bring!
Emily and Ky are dedicated to bringing you holiday joy, anytime, anywhere. They can do it in a van! They can do it! Yes they can! They can do it near, and far, but especially well right after closing down an open bar! Merry Christmas, Cephelopods! Today we're bringing you a truly unhinged version of a Christmas classic sung by one of the greats! And of course, Emily and Ky's version as well. You're not going to miss the special secret holiday party debrief, and it's crucial that you vote in our first ever host-only Wine, Weed Weird contest, or Emily and Ky will have to go do some type of drugs in some type of shop around the corner. We're all a little fuzzy on the details; just vote, man!
Fifty-five years ago this very month, The Highway Commission (Devision? Whatever) of the State of Oregon had a really, really bad idea. An idea that never should have made it out of the room, but somehow, it did. And thank God, a reporter and a news crew got down there to capture the calamity in real time, and then the internet was invented, and youtube, and now we can all watch this whenever we want. And trust us, you want. Once thought to be the stuff of urban legend, we now know that, yes, they blew up a fucking whale. Emily also tries a strange snack, more nostalgic snacks are discussed, and there's a cat. Enjoy!
Legend has it Emily and Ky are on the beach to this day...just two little frozen grapes in their no longer seasonally appropriate bikinis, trying to understand the alleged log flume ride. If you like amusement park background noise and the ocean as ASMR, you're going to love this episode, which starts as a tender exploration of Emily and Ky's baggage both silly, and vulnerable, and then goes off the rails pretty quickly into post-sunset Coney Island reflection. Does Ky pee during recording? Is Emily a woman of leisure? Would the people of r/hygiene come after both of them with pitchforks and torches? All will be revealed!
Maybe Emily and Ky's baggage is the friends they made along the way. Not just the people I’ll-advisedly assigning them jobs at the beach, but arrange men buying shots as bathroom passes, too. That sounds nice, but let’s be real: their baggage is their truly stunning inability to stay on topic for more than five seconds at a time to the extent that sober Emily had to pop in post to explain how the show actually works. Beach days are behind us, but at least you can watch Jerry Springer explain the most normal facts about women as deal breakers without a hint of irony!
Join Emily and Ky as they spitball down memory lane and explain all the reasons why they are canceled. There’s many great reasons to choose a costume: comfort, sluttiness, the desire to hide your face, a clever concept, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that laziness can lead to cultural appropriation, so make sure you phone it in with care! Happy Halloween, Cephalohaunts!
When you see claymation/stop motion animation Christmas characters, you know it's going to be good, and weird, and now we can all acknowledge the same truth for Halloween! Join Emily and Ky for a group project full of slackers, the massive plot twist that wasn't, unhinged sandwich oppinions, and songs that are not good, but kind of bangers at the same time. Who's the giant monkey? Why does everyone want the scientist's secrets? Why is everyone sharing rooms in a giant castle? What, actually, is going on at almost any point in this film? Your hosts are not going to find out.
Remember Season 1? We were so innocent, so fresh, so...exactly the same, lol. Do the time warp again with us this Spooky Season as we hearken back to an important episode from 2021! Why? Because people on the tiktok have just now figured out the monster mash may be something more exciting than a new dance craze. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week! Enjoy!
What is the unknown? It could be many things, but let’s just remind you that fingers are cancelled!!! Our silent horror commentary spooky season event continues this year, a mere three weeks after our annual beach day! Pull up that movie, and count down with us to half baked predictions, melodramatic reactions, and dubious insights combed from the Internet. It’s a shorter movie, so we fit it all in one week, leaving us so much October to enjoy more spooky silliness! You’re welcome, Cephelohaunts!
Your hosts initially thought it said “the ghosts of bisexual hall”, but somehow, this multi-plot absurdist feminist romp is even better than that! Get ready for our first Spooky Season Ep of 2025 featuring, sideburns that become mustaches, casually murdery aunts, pet name-happy Italian counts, a wise cracking woke kid, and the liberating power of Cosmo magazine! It’s all coming at you courtesy of aper-claws, the official cocktail of Wine, Weed, Weird!, and our live studio (ghost) audience of one!
How much is this episode about stupid sex courses? Well, it would be more if people would stop accosting Emily and Ky when they're clearly deeply involved in an important conversation at the beach! Get ready for giraffes, dogs, whales, horses, more squirting, shocking revelations, advice on moving with cats, sand stress, and more! Sometimes on the beach, what was lost, is found.
You might think Emily and Ky's job is podcasting, but yall would have to really step up in the tipping department to make that dream a reality. Today, their job is Beach! Finally!! A cool two days before Fall officially begins! Emily has been waiting for the perfect moment to share the inanity of the email list she found herself on with Ky, and this moment, a couple beach ritas and fun guys deep, enjoying the sights and sounds of Iconic Coney Island, is that moment. You are not ready.
Join Emily and Ky for a philosophical deep dive on modern love inspired by an incompetent quad. Have you watched Poly Family yet?? As is so often the case, it is representation…but it’s not very good representation. This episode’s a hoot, though!
Join Emily and Ky two summers ago for a Monday Funday beach adventure with shrooms, margaritas, and silliness! It's been a busy week, and they didn't have a chance to record a new ep, and they're both feeling sad about not having been to the beach together yet this season, so we're pulling up a beach time from the archives! If you've been around, you know our Fun-Guy beach eps are some of our favorites for their care-free chaos, and this one is perhaps a perfect example! Have you seen All Dogs Go to Heaven? Don't worry, they barely have, either.
Emily and Ky have only ever covered one historical figure on the podcast, aside from casual references to historical buffoon Benjamin Franklin, because very few historical figures stand up to our exacting standards here at Wine, Weed, Weird of absolute chaos and strangeness. But that changes today! Iron Mike Malloy, the Rasputin of the Bronx, deserves to be held up, and celebrated, for his utter obliviousness, and frankly dumbfounding ability to survive a rather disorganized, but brutal insurance fraud scheme. Pour one out for a real one, friends. Oh yeah, they also try some completely out of pocket gummies.
Disney may be cricket cowards, but they're water wizards! Or at least, they aren't fools when wet, and neither are Emily and Ky! But you won't hear about any of that for a good half hour while Emily and Ky taunt Teddy and consider halloween costumes, weird game shows, childhood silliness, and more. In addition to the basics in water safety, you'll also learn about spats. What more could you possibly want?
Ok, first of all, Emily is bringing Ky all the hottest badly explained tiktok trends, then Ky comes in hot with a revelation Emily just can't believe, then it turns into the most political episode of the pod ever, and the theological hot takes don't stop coming! Are you ready? No, you're not, but get in anyway; it'll be a hoot!
Shark Week is an institution far too long and storied to be covered in one episode, but Emily and Ky picked a few highlights based on titles from this year's lineup, and, well, lets just say they've been scraping the bottom of the barrel over there for years. But don't worry, there's still plenty to talk about sober, and in the streets. Emily and Ky continue to stan sharks, now that they're clear on the usage and history of the term.
Emily and Ky were too busy to record, so we’re trying something new! Here are two segments that were cut at the time, but are pretty funny. What is dating? What is sex?? Should Emily and Ky do a sitcom? What about porn? Giggle with us because life is silly this week, and we’ll be back with a topic next week, Cephelopods!
Join Emily, Ky, and their grippy flipper frog hands in the streets as they contemplate auto theft, feet bigger than theirs, casual sexism and fatphobia, and the complete lack of security around Bill Gates’ computer. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! don’t want to hear another word about the latest generations getting more stupid. Yall were stupid as hell already. Get on YouTube to take in the world’s first cyber sitcom, then fax yourself some Chinese food and demand justice for Jennifer Aniston with us!