Wizard Seeking Wizard

Chemistro the Match Mage would like to tell you about the upcoming series Wizard Seeking Wizard. Featuring clips from personal the personal ads of Idrubov the Organized, Tashlynda the Tenacious, Grand Vizier Mashboo and Sekhmet of Neuroses. Transcript: CHEMISTRO Alright, Cupid are we recording? CUPID Braaaaawk! CHEMISTRO Good! Hail listener, it is I, Chemistro the Match Mage, coming to you from the depths of the crystal sphere where I have been imprisoned. The eons are long here and to stay sane I have put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! SOUND Rising Synth Sparkle IDRUBOV I seek, first and foremost, someone who might challenge me in organization. TASHLYNDA I would just love to sit down and talk about dark magic over a cup of coffee, or a cup of evil! Which is a beverage I invented, mostly out of coffee MASHBOO Yes, I did a long stint in the sultan’s dungeons for orchestrating a plot against his life. But that is my wont, as a vizier SEKHEMET You see I think the, the teeth, are sort of, the the window to the soul! SOUND Descending Synth Sparkle CHEMISTRO Wizard Seeking Wizard is a dating podcast for wizards by wizards, featuring personal ads sent in by the magical community, where YOU get to vote on which wizards date each other. Follow us on twitter at wiz 4 wiz or find us wherever you pluck your podcasts from the ether. I think that went well. What do you think, Cupid? CUPID Caw!

To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Romance. Can Hyacinth Howell get over his crush? Will Annie the Seventh year find someone with a hot dad? Does Bernadinaton have space in their heart for another love, after their many, many cats? And can Turpin Muldoon see a future for himself with someone who really floats his boat? Most importantly, can YOU help Chemistro and Cupid to put together a pair that will find true love? Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show to vote on which wizards will date! Transcript here Our wizards this week are: Hyacinth Howell, played by Davis Walden (@theviridianwilds), Annie the Seventh Year, played by Lauren Chapman (@laurenchappa), Bernadinaton the Cat Mage played by Lilit Penrod (@cheeriobuffet), and Turpin Muldoon, the Seafaring Seer, played by Jared Mason(@JaredEMason). Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality. If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Rivalry while we try to make some repairs to the old crystal prison. Will Idrubov the Meek assert his will and his new filing system? Can Flora Bunnyhop overcome their natural goodness to live a life of evil? Will Impervion be able to do the actual thing he set out to do instead of something that sounds beguilingly similar? And can Vladka the Victorious conquer her memories of her ex, in addition to the kingdom over which she rules? Not to mention, how did Hyacinth and Turpin's date go? Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date! Transcript here Our wizards this week are: Idrubov the Meek, written, performed and sound designed by Brad Colbrook (@holographicva), Flora Bunnyhop, written and performed by Julia Rios (@omgjulia), Impervion the Imprecise, written and performed by Nathan Comstock (@nathanacomstock), and Vladka the Victorious, written and performed by Leslie Gideon (@TheLeslieGideon) Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality. Special thanks to Tal Minear (@starplanes) for creation of a terrible schlorping sound in our hour of need If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

Collaboration Ooops! Our hosting somehow sped up the audio on release this morning but it should be back to normal in this version! Please, enjoy the normal speed Wizard Seeking Wizard To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we have a visitor to the sphere, and we help wizards looking for collaborators to find a study buddy. Will Minefestina be able to close the book on her portal problem? Will Mashboo the Formerly Shifty find someone to trust him again? Will Clatelon the Gilded Wizard of Bindings be able to find a co-parent for his many large and skeletal sons? Will Meregund the Transfigurer be able to teach someone to transform him back from being a pot of flowers? And we hear how Impervion and Flora's rivalry date to the Big Wiz state fair went. Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date! Transcript here Our wizards this week are: Minefestina Rivenwobble, written and performed by Aidan Kezierski, Mashboo the Formerly Shifty, written and performed by Bibek Gurung (@illbibek) Flora Bunnyhop, written and performed by Julia Rios (@omgjulia), Impervion the Imprecise, written and performed by Nathan Comstock (@nathanacomstock), Clatelon the Gilded Wizard of Bindings, written and performed by David Fouhy, and Meregund the Transfigurer, written and performed by Marc Campesano Our ad was for Crowley Time with Me, Tom Crowley, an audio sketch show of the absurd, that we highly reccomend. Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality. If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

MERRY WIZMAS!!1 We have a special episode for you this month, the classic poem, the Night Before Wizmas, telling the tale of Chemistro and a strange encounter with that favorite wizmas character who we all know and love, the Archmage Saturnalion. Transcript here The Night before Wizmas was written by Max Kreisky and Marc Campasano. The wizmas theme was composed by Jake Isenhart. You can find them on twitter at Jake_Isenhart. Special thanks to Katie Newton for the idea and first four lines of this poem. Finally, thank you to our patreon patrons, Jordan Church and Kyra Romanello, whose donations made this special possible. Merry Wizmas, everyone! We'll be back next month with our usual show If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Friendship while we stay up late to catch the post-wizard. Will Zortho the Unkillable find someone who makes him feel alive? Will Fredegar of the Hundred Thousand Tomes meet someone who can talk books? Will Ewjoir find someone to party with? Is Quartz technically a cursed object or just a crystal wizard shoved in a dude's head? And will Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard find a warm-blooded pal to help get their DVDs back? And what happened between Meregund and Clatelon and Clatelon's many skeletal sons? Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date! Transcript here Our wizards this week are: Zortho the Unkillable, written and performed by Grant (@gen_ironicus), Fredegar of the Hundred Thousand Tomes, written and performed by Geof Pelton (@thisiswhy_pod), Ewjior Hoskins, written and performed by Raven Squire (@okayhelloraven), Quartz, written and performed by Josh Michel (@thesocialest), and Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard, written and performed by Jake Isenhart (@jake_isenhart) Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality. Content Warnings for this episode: a bee stings Chemistro in the eye If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

This episode we help wizards looking for Dark Secrets to - wait, do you hear that? What's that sou- This episode, your host, Smoochulon the Suave, helps wizards to find others to spill their deep, Dark Secrets. Broadcasting to you from the Heart Tower at the center of the world's lovelines, Smoochulon brings his smarter, handsomer, better expertise to your relationships. He's here to show you just what you've been missing. Will Sore Error find someone to help them understand their magical tome, and to unsummon their many millipedes? Will Tashlynda the Tenacious destroy all who oppose her (yes)? Will Phuzor Auroras find a business partner for their magical energy drinks? Can tippy Germaine plumb the depths of acoustical grammyrie? And were Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard and Quartz able to get Tim's bluray back from the Freezy King? Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date. Transcript here This episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes) Smoochulon was Josh Rubino (@profcoppermane) Our wizards this week are: Sore Error, written and performed by Achitha Sangenethy(@achitasang), Tashlynda the Tenacious, written and performed by Hannah Wright (@chemicallywrit), Phuzor Auroras, written and performed by Ramy Abdelghani (@delahk), Tippy Germaine, written and performed by Grace Gist (@g2_lpi) Quartz, written and performed by Josh Michel (@thesocialest), and Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard, written and performed by Jake Isenhart )@jake_isenhart) Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality. Content Warnings for this episode: bug sounds, innuendo, Smoochulon If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

Chemistro is back, baby! And he’s using a second round of Rivalry ads to move this sphere on out! Or he would be if he wasn’t UNDER ATTACK BY THIS DANG MUSHROOM GOLEM Will Constella the Almost find the rival that she has foreseen? Will Astrophel, Wizard Of the Stars find a rival to race to space? Will Antal Bloodbelly find an equal in combat? And will Viggo the Vavare untie the knot around his heart? Not to mention, how did Tippy and Tashlynda end up forming a jam band that runs on human souls? Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date. Transcript Here This episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes) Our wizards this week are: Constella the Almost, written and performed by Lex Lewis (@serlexalot), Astrophel, Wizard Of the Stars, written and performed by Tal Minear (@starplanes), Antal Bloodbelly, written and performed by Damien Crawford (@developerdamien), Viggo the Vavare, written and performed by Stephen Cole (@nemospecific ),Tashlynda the Tenacious written and performed by Hannah Wright (@chemicallywrit), and Tippy Germaine, written and performed by Grace Gist (@g2_lpi) The ad in this week’s episode was Tabletop Squadron, an Edge of the Empire actual play podcast (@tabletop_squad) Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality. Content Warnings for this episode: mayhem, mushrooms If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

Chemistro finds himself a stranger in a strange land. A strange mush-land. But before he can explore it he has to get out of this orb! Will The Corpse Baron find a nice wizard to raise the dead with? Will Wendla, friend to the winged, find a partner to fulfill the only need that her many, many birds cannot? Will Sekhemet of the Neuroses ever be able to calm down, even for a moment? And will Sonoria the Siren meet someone on her level who isn’t a vampire? And why did we get a bill for Astrophel and Viggo blowing up a karaoke bar!? Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date. Transcript Here This episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes) Our wizards this week are: The Corpse Baron, written and performed by John Serpico (@Johnserpico), Wendla, friend to the winged., written and performed by Kayleigh Kane(@kayleighlkane), Sekhemet of the Neuroses, written and performed by Maya Statin(@jokewitch), Sonoria the siren, written and performed by Saloua Amara (@dewdrop_mf), Astrophel, Wizard Of the Stars, written and performed by Tal Minear (@starplanes), and Viggo the Vavare, written and performed by Stephen Cole (@nemospecific ) The ad in this week’s episode was The Path Down, an audio drama about privilege, grief, and superpowers(@thepathdown) Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality. Content Warnings for this episode: sexually explicit content, teeth , mushrooms again If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

Chemistro and Smoochulon face off to see who is the true master of The Heart Tower in a winner-takes-all Host-off! Of course, none but the trickiest of wizard personal ads will do for a show-down this spectacular. Will Greyseer Kraxx find a man-thing to twist to his will? Will Weakbeard be able to connect with a wizard who wants to be their own boss? Will The All-Powerful Jeff be able to love someone for themself and not because they’re inducting him into a cult? And will Margoloth the Blood Artist find someone to write fanfiction about her? And did Sekhemet and The Corpse Baron manage to overcome their differences? Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on the outcome! Transcript Here This episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes) Our wizards this week are: Greyseer Kraxx, written and performed by A Salty Rat (@asaltyrat), Weakbeard, written and performed by Eric Trageser(@real_eric_t), The All Powerful Jeff, written and performed by Rob Mulligan (@muralgoblin), Margoloth the Blood Artist, written and performed by Bridget Copes (@bridgetjoco) Sekhemet of the Neuroses, written and performed by Maya Statin(@jokewitch), and The Corpse Baron, written and performed by John Serpico (@JohnSerpico) Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality. If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store! Content Warnings for this episode: Smoochulon, mild wizard violence, MLM schemes, cults

Who shall be the Master of the Heart Tower? Where did Chemistro and Smoochulon go? What will happen next? And how did Weakbeard and Margoloth's date go? Transcript Here This episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes) Weakbeard was written and performed by Eric Trageser(@real_eric_t), Margoloth the Blood Artist was written and performed by Bridget Copes (@bridgetjoco) If you'd like to support Wizard Seeking Wizard, you can do so on Patreon, or by buying t shirts, mugs and more from our Teepublic store.

A Valentine Preview Who's ready for our Valentine's Day special: PIGSMOOCH!!! To get in a smoochy mood, why don't we meet the characters of our upcoming wizard academia crossover with Dungeons and Drimbus! Tune in tomorrow for the first half of our Valentine's Special! Check out Dungeons and Drimbus here or wherever you listen to podcasts Pigsmooch was played with Pigsmoke by Chris Longhurst and is available here Cast Hannah Schooner (Passionella)(Editing Josh Rubino (Smoochulon) Max Kriesky (Chemistro) Michael Pisani (Marvin) Giancarlo Herrera (GM)(Sound Design) CW: Bodily fluids, sexual content, toxic wizard power dynamics, two jokes about Jan 6

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY Chemistro, Smoochulon, Passionella, and Marvin kick their plan into action as the roaming heart continues to wreak havoc across the campus of Pigsmooch University in this Valentine's Day special crossover episode with Wizard Seeking Wizard! This is PART ONE of our Valentine's Special. Check out PART TWO on the DUNGEONS AND DRIMBUS feed here or wherever you listen to podcasts. Pigsmooch was played using Pigsmoke by Chris Longhurst and is available here. If you want to be entered to win a Succubus Coolidge sticker, share this episode using #Pigsmooch! Cast Hannah Schooner (Passionella)(Editing) Josh Rubino (Smoochulon) Max Kriesky (Chemistro) Michael Pisani (Marvin) Giancarlo Herrera (GM)(Sound Design) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! Chemistro, Smoochulon, Passionella, and Marvin attempt to bring life back to the lifeless love lines and help a teen in crisis in this Valentines Day actual play crossover event! This is PART TWO of our Valentine's Special. Check out PART ONE on the DUNGEONS AND DRIMBUS feed here or wherever you listen to podcasts. Pigsmooch was played using Pigsmoke by Chris Longhurst and is available here. Cast Hannah Schooner (Passionella)(Editing/Sound Design) Josh Rubino (Smoochulon) Max Kreisky (Chemistro) Michael Pisani (Marvin) Giancarlo Herrera (GM) https://www.drimbus.com/

Episode Notes We're sharing the first episode of A Feminist Romance Novel, Podcast! Temptations at Sweetwater Creek, a laugh-out-loud, feel-good, smart, feminist (it’s in the name) rom-com that plays with the genre that it lovingly pokes fun at. We love this show and I hope you will too! Here is a quick synopsis before we start in, so skip ahead if you want to dive in spoiler-free. Transcript Here Listen to A Feminist Romance Novel, Podcast! Temptations at Sweetwater Creek now: http://tinyurl.com/applefemrom http://tinyurl.com/femromspot http://tinyurl.com/femromsound

Episode Notes We're sharing the first episode of True Tales of the Illuminati, a podcast sitcom about conspiracies gone wrong, which follows a crew of hapless Illuminati goons as the bounce through history snatching defeat from the jaws of other, weirder defeat. This show is made by the same folks as Wizard Seeking Wizard, has two seasons out now and is crowdfunding a third! You can find out more by going to Truetalesteam.com/crowdfund

Episode Notes We're sharing the first episode of Josie's Lonely Hearts Club. Josie’s Lonely Hearts Club is a semi-improvised audio drama set in the studio of New Mexico’s 3rd-best romantic advice call-in show. On-air, listeners eavesdrop as Josie (Rachel Music, How Do They Bone?) squares off against top improvisers and her engineer Frank (Maximilian Clark, Superhuman Public Radio). Each episode’s off-air vignettes chart her journey from melancholy Joanne Holtzinger to nationally syndicated sensation Josie Heller. What results is an often hilarious and surprisingly human show exploring the risks we idiots take every time we fall in or out of love. You can listen to Josie's Lonely Hearts Club here, or wherever you download podcasts