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Wombmates, Wine and WTF Am I Doing – If you want motivational masterpieces, educational insights and quality listening…Then you are in the WRONG place my friends! What I can offer you is hard hitting talks on human faeces, pro pointers for parenting with a hangover and a sh$t ton of amateur editing. If this hasn’t sold you then I'm all out of ideas. Poo, parenting and I'm sure, penis references…your prayers have been answered!
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Who says you can’t have your classic margarita ...and drink it too? NOT BLOODY ME!!!Pull up a stool and get acquainted with some D-grade editing but two A-grade guests.I sit down with my fave fitspiration, Meg Kimira and chat to all things cinnamon scrolls, Mum pouches and 45 minute workouts...also figuratively starring sexy bitch and mother of 3, Rachel Cunningham.Health and Fitness is great, but so is red wine and kebabs...who says you can’t have both.
We have all heard of that book, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck.But have you heard of the Zero-Fucks-Given Gang? The gang that cares less about what people think and more about living a pants-free lifestyle;) This is the gang headed by my ‘unique’ wombmates and their zero-fucks given approach to life!So sit down and strap in as Kat and I talk all things fuck giving...plus a whole lot of random shit. Important fuck-giving things may include: family, friends, health...and of course what goes on your toast every morning.Fuck free things may include: fuck heads, opinions...and fuck heads.
As a parent, the thought of losing a child is unimaginable. For Nikki and Josh this nightmare became their reality.At 24 weeks and 2 days, a pregnant Nikki was raced to Gold Coast University Hospital where she gave birth to their beautiful little daughter Roni. For 9 painful days, they watched their daughter fight the biggest battle of her tiny life.In this podcast, Nikki shares with me her heartbreaking story of child loss, loneliness and how she dealt (and continues to deal with) life after losing a child.We remember Roni♥️If you are struggling with child loss and need someone to talk to, please reach out to Nikki on Instagram. You are not alone in this. @theyogabotanica
Pre kids, my idea of double trouble was being double parked at my local dive bar late on a Friday night.Twins was the last thing I ever expected, the last thing I ever wanted…but ironically turns out, the two things I now couldn’t imagine doing life without:)In this episode, I go full Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen on your ass. Answering all your twin questions from our sleep routines, to relationship struggles, to the labor, to our craziest twin moments.Hear me laugh, cry and curse my way through our wombmate journey.
Ever done something you wish you could take back?Like drunk Ash, getting her drunk friend (who can’t draw), to tattoo her wrist…and then totally regretting it the next morning?Well on todays episode, I sit down with a heavily pregnant, Rachel Cunningham, and discuss everything vasectomy reversal. Like me, Rachel and her partner had three kids, got a vasectomy…and then woke up 3 years later regretting the decision to snip!Hear Rachel and Bracken’s journey down Vasectomy Reversal Lane, after realising their family of 5 wasn’t yet complete.We hear it all. The how’s, the why’s, the price and everything black, bruised and swollen.Follow Rachel and her journey back from pregnancy on Instagram @rawpregnancyandrecovery
Ever wondered what it’s like having a conversation with a set of 5 year old wombmates? Well here’s an insight into the dinner time conversation that goes down at our house!The rules are simple:No one listens to anyone.Be sure to all speak at the same time.And most importantly, do it with a gob full of food!If you thought algebra was hard, try following a conversation with Pearl.Strap in folks, some serious tea is about to be spilled;)
Ever wondered what it’s like to be the Wombmates daycare teacher? You’re about to find out!I sit down with Kirsty, early childhood educator, and talk all things daycare.How to choose one, warning signs of a dodgy daycare, how to know if you kiddlets are ready for big school and so much more...Oh and how could we forget the infamous ‘neck massager’ story my Wombmates shared with their daycare educator.If you are ready to dip your toes in the daycare pool, this episode has you covered!
Prepare to hear me get full emo!The Wombmates are turning 5 this week so besides the tears, tears and more tears in this episode...I talk you through the 5 biggest lessons I have learnt over the last 5 years of Motherhood.I dive head first into how kids changed our relationship, loneliness, losing myself , love and of course it wouldn’t be my podcast if I didn’t mention my cheeky little haemorrhoids;)
Friends are cheaper than therapy! Parenthood be dishing out some real shit moments making our mental breakdown count EXTREME! I sit down with fellow Mum and legend friend Tan, to discuss what we do to keep each other sane on the tough days and the crazy shenanigans we pull out to get each other through the darkest of days. Warning #1: This podcast does cover some explicit topics...Warning #2: We think we are way more hilarious than we actually are...as you will soon find out!
How does a very unprofessional interview with a very awkward Father of twins sound to you? Ben Tardrew unwillingly sits down to discuss his thoughts on the labor of our twins, getting through his dark days and the lonely side to being a Dad.As always expect some dodgy editing, quality content and a few surprises along the way.This Dad rules harder than I party...let’s find out why;)
We’ve all seen that bumper sticker ‘Shit Happens’...but sometimes shit just doesn’t happen that easily!!Especially if you’re a parent and you’re balls deep navigating your way through the shit storm that is known as toilet-training.Aaahhh what a fun time for all involved!And with a set of boy/girl wombmates...one of them was destined to be shit at shitting.From Mexican stand-offs...to extreme bribing...to kumbaya-ing around the toilet bowl.Let’s cut the crap (so to speak) and talk about how we got our boy to ride the porcelain bus using our (not so traditional) methods🚽
HOLY F$%KBALLS.The title of this podcast gives me anxiety.I reckon siblings are overrated!I sit down with the beautiful and very pregnant Jack-Jack-Jacky and discuss why the fuck she went again after 3 years of sleep deprivation with kid #1, a two day labour with kid #1 and how shit scared she is to do it all again!Pour yourself a big glass of full bodied shiraz, relax and listen to Jacky coming to terms with the fact that shit is about to get REAL real.
The key to conceiving twins is always a dodgy nightclub people!Sit down, strap in and get ready for a play by play story telling sesh on the night it all went down, followed by my less than glamorous birth story.Warning folks: your brain is about to be blown by the possibilities of twin conceptions. Poo, penis and Donal Trump...this episode has it all!
The single parenting hustle is a hard hustle...but hard doesn’t mean it can’t also be a beautiful journey too.I sit down with Kat, (legend and single parent boss) and listen to her open up about her climb from the devastating beginnings to the glorious place Kat is in right now.Single parents, you guys aren’t alone, you’re strong AF...wear those capes proudly coz you are super heros!
Move over Dr Phil...there’s a new doc in the ward and she goes by the name of Ash!You wanted advice and I came through with the goods. Sit back and hear me offer my wise words of wisdom on whether Renae should get that new kitty...or how to get your mojo back post kiddlets. All those years of watching Dr Phil has finally paid off. Stay tuned until the very end my friends as this episode contains the best poo story you will ever hear.You’re welcome...in advance:)
Pregnant & arrogant! Who else made wanky bold statements about the shit we were NEVER going to do when we became parents...GUILTY!!! And hunny, I did them all!Preservative free with no TV...umm my twins diet consists of Nutella & cocktail franks with a big side of Netflix to wash it all down!Expectations are for losers people. Let’s set fire to these and embrace the parents we ended up;)
We all know pushing a small human out of your vagina is no walk in the park...but what we don’t talk about is all the fun that comes after the grand show👶🏼 Haemorrhoids, placenta pushing and of course poo. Labour is a piece of piss compared to what comes next. Take a seat and get to know me on a WHOLE new level😋Warning: this episode is no dinner time conversation!
The hood can be a lonely place...parenthood.I get real and raw with my experience with the lonely world of becoming a parent to the wombmates. I take a stroll down memory lane and let you know why I hated the first 8 months of becoming a new Mum. This episode has it all, swearing, tears and cocaine...I feel this could also be a great contraceptive to young adults;)
If you don’t like Kmart...Then we can’t be friends.This episode tackles everything you’ve never wanted to know about Kmart and more!Prices, penis cake tins and that velvet quilt cover you’ll wish you had.See ya at the checkout!
Who hasn’t soldiered through a day of parenting after downing one too many frothies the night before.We’ve all been there & we all swear never to be there again...until the next time!Looking after kids with a serve case of the cocktail flu is hell on earth...but I’m here to give you some tips & tricks from a seasoned ‘pissed parenter’ too make that next day a piece of piss🥂Cheers to that!
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