Worst Thing Ever

Three guys discussing life, the universe, and everything. Sometimes we have special guests. Sometimes we're drunk. Sometimes we discuss movies, sometimes we discuss Digital Rights Management.

Episode 18: The Embodiment of a Milkshake

In this episode we discuss the exciting world of franchise fiction, workplace layouts, and Patrick's rage at a lack of Wreck-It Ralph merchandise. But that is all a preamble to our diving deep into the recent Hamburglar reboot, and the history of your favorite fast food spokescreatures.

06-05
37:34

Episode 17: We Don’t Have That

In this episode, we discuss movies, zombified Robert Stack, human memory, the unmistakable human frailty of Aaron Neville, and our experiences with restaurants that do not have food.

05-22
44:40

Episode 16: Bacta Tank of Hotdog Water

In this episode we talk about on-the-job training, the existential and social paradigms that technology is rapidly changing, and that thing you get onions from in a hotdog bar.

05-16
49:20

Episode 15: Vorecopter

In this episode we uncover some new VR horrors, talk about haircuts that drive us insane, and summarize the best Albert Pyun James Bond Knockoff ever.

04-23
30:02

Episode 14: Field Pizza

In this episode we talk a lot about private area skin treatments, the baked good inquisition, and the breakfast cereals of yore. Oh, and eating pizza in a field.

04-17
32:06

Episode 13: Cybernetic Butt Hummus

This New Year's Day sobriety test recording has a healthy discussion about hummus in our nation's dark past and darker future, Infotainment systems, and Ray's secret desire to pilot a ketchup-bottle-themed spacecraft.

01-28
34:15

Episode 12: Beakman is the liar

Back in the saddle! WTE returns from hiatus, sadly Kingless, for an episode about depressing dog treats, waifus, and Ray's luchadore name.

12-24
26:12

Episode 11: ReTardis

This is what was left over from the recording that made up Episode 10. It's not our funniest episode, but there's good news! It's also not our funniest.

05-15
32:22

Juicy Nuggets Vol 5

A new Mass Effect 1 inspired Juicy Nugget. This happened as we chatted on Skype while Patrick played ME1 for the first time through.

03-28
02:57

Juicy Nuggets Vol 4

Originally posted on Tumblr, here's the result of a little prank we pulled on JonnyAce, who you might remember from WTE Episode 7 as "The Guy Who Kept Telling Everyone He Hated Them."

03-28
04:04

Juicy Nuggets Vol 3

A selection of clips from our spinoff project, the Worst Thing Ever Cinemanauts.

03-28
02:39

Episode 10: The Hooker Games

This week we have our usual crew, plus the always-awesome Lora (@theinsomniakid) who also provided the awesome cover art. Give her a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. We also have our friend Brian, who was completely cut from a prior episode. Sorry, Brian. You're in the teaser talking about balls now, though! Bet you don't regret that at all.

11-21
47:57

Episode 9: Shots

This week, the usual crew is paired with an equal quantity of fine lady flesh to discuss the matters of the day. This week’s topics include Easter churchgoings, science fair projects gone wrong, torture for fun and profit, and the focus of Mr. T’s career goals. As always, we also feature a healthful dose of advice from our friends at WikiHow. So if you need to be offended, distressed, or simply feel bad for the future of the country, join us on this yellow-brick road of madness.

07-03
01:07:34

Episode 8: Rap Battle

This week, we welcome a special guest to the fold. Founder and Captain MadHatter McGinnis of the good ship Scrub Club Records is on hand to enlighten us to music mayhem and Kansas-born horror. We also delve into new genres of marital aid, the possibilities of competitive religious podcasting, the wit and wisdom of Bruce Campbell, and many other things you won't believe you took the time to listen to.

05-28
01:20:13

Episode 7: Homeopathic Gum – Part 2

Throughout this episode, King is drawing the eventual artwork for Episode 6, which those of you who have not wisely repressed it will recall involves what is essentially gay cartoon porn.

05-03
38:02

Episode 7: Homeopathic Gum – Part 1

Throughout this episode, King is drawing the eventual artwork for Episode 6, which those of you who have not wisely repressed it will recall involves what is essentially gay cartoon porn.

05-03
43:55

Episode 6: Over the Counter

In perhaps our least funny episode, we branch out and actually discuss some topics like Webcomics not just for yucks, but to actually discuss them. Don't worry, we still come up with an awful new deviant sexual term with no set definition, we still find things from the 80s that King has never heard of. It's still Worst Thing Ever, just shorter and more about things we're into.

04-20
39:37

Episode 5: The Old General Mills – Part 2

Way back in November 2010, we recorded a 6 hour extravaganza, from which the Juicy Nuggets episodes were pulled. That left roughly 5 hours and 45 minutes of remaining material. In this 2-part episode, made from that material, we cover accents, the Kinect, Hobo Gift wrapping, necrophile CSI, and coin a brand new and horrifying […]

04-03
46:34

Episode 5: The Old General Mills – Part 1

Way back in November 2010, we recorded a 6 hour extravaganza, from which the Juicy Nuggets episodes were pulled. That left roughly 5 hours and 45 minutes of remaining material. In this 2-part episode, made from that material, we cover accents, the Kinect, Hobo Gift wrapping, necrophile CSI, and coin a brand new and horrifying sexual act called The Old General Mills.

04-03
46:14

Juicy Nuggets Vol 2

Some of you may have seen this tweet while we were recording the aforementioned 6 hour marathon. King has almost no recollection of this happening, so thankfully it was recorded for posterity. Enjoy, and Happy New Year from Worst Thing Ever.

01-01
04:43

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