Alice and Kris discuss Xena and Gabrielle's first onscreen kiss, quicksand-based childhood trauma, and which body parts are needed for consuming food.
Alice and Kris discuss Joxer's internalized homophobia, Ancient Greek hip-hop, and whether we're competition for Contrapoints.
Alice and Kris discuss Gabrielle converting to Judaism, budget sky burials, and whether an Achilles heel can be on the face.
Alice and Kris discuss Xena doing dumb girl drag, siblings as metamours, and how well the movie "Bedazzled" aged.
Alice and Kris discuss the backlash against well-oiled baddies, Xena's spidey sense and the episode's surprisingly trans-affirming message.
Alice and Kris discuss twink lovers, chill deer skills, and the ways that Xena invented and immediately perfected medicine.
Alice and Kris discuss grilled squirrels, Ancient Greek plastic surgeons, and what an oily guy is.
Alice and Kris discuss whether Callisto is asexual, lingerie armour, and how much they love each other.
Alice and Kris discuss Teletubbies teleporting us to the Industrial Revolution, gay trams, and Salmoneus's secret stash of human-hair wigs.
Alice and Kris discuss the sexy potential of a fainting couch, whether twenty men in uniform constitute an army, and how a good skincare routine is key to being a successful warlord.
Alice and Kris discuss Karl Urban's cult leader muscles, Kyle MacLachlan's two-meter dick and Lucy Lawless's piercing blue eyes.
Alice and Kris discuss Ancient Greek Mexican dancers, Venus as the ultimate trans goddess, and Gabrielle's similarities with Disney princesses.
Alice and Kris discuss killing people with muffins, bulletproof marshmallows, and whether food play is sexy.
Alice and Kris discuss whether heterosexuality is lethal, afterlife nepo babies, and the urgent need for the death deities to step their pussies up.
Alice and Kris discuss horse hair care, medieval Y2K fashion, and the beauty of Paris Hilton's voice.
Alice and Kris discuss Xena's escape room hobby, Ancient Greek hair salons, and what aspects of the episode are the most like "Saltburn".
Alice and Kris discuss poetic twinks, Sylvester Stallone's fashions, and recognizable reception desk ladies.
Alice and Kris discuss dominatrix leg exercises, Xena going to Paris, and whether nightmares rob you of your beauty.
Alice and Kris discuss the importance of merch in Ancient Greece, dungeon guard burn-out, and new ways to fry iPhones.
Gaze at the gays behind the podcast, find out how XWP got mixed up with ballet and opera, and dive into the 90's chatroom culture on a very special and personal episode of 'Xena Made Me Gay'.