Yannis Pappas Hour

We're all living in a Royal Rumble in Vince McMahon's America. Everyone's cutting promos, but where’s the heat? Who’s the heel, and what’s the storyline? Yanni breaks down how the rise of leisure culture has turned our world into WWE culture. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/

Who comments on a porn site and then gets into politics? Gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson loves Nude Africa and is a wild boy. Dare we say he’s the most fun figure in politics since the great Senator from NJ, Bob Menendez? Senator Menendez, thank you for your self-service all those years. Pharma is unloading SSRIs—it’s a going-out-of-business sale! Dr. Jay Varma wore a mask during his COVID-era sex parties while locking down NYC, so it’s all good! And finally, a few suburban housewives got scammed into giving fake Brad Pitt lots of money for a fake project in exchange for the fantasy that Brad Pitt would 'crack them open and clean them out.' No harm, no foul! What are you gonna do? Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

The second attempt to take down Donald Trump shows that anger often comes from those who feel they've lost, but it's lonely at the top for successful people. Free speech seems to have morphed into irresponsible speech. Is the left being irresponsible with theirs, and would it be responsible for Trump to tweet something like, 'I hate Taylor Swift'? Looks like the Norwegians are doing action movie anti-terror tactics in Lebanon. Finally, in a brief history segment: what might have happened if the Jews of Judea had never rebelled against the Romans? Tune in to find out what Yanni predicts this podcast and all podcasts will sound like in 2034. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 St Louis Nov 14-16 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

Yanni dedicates his time to Springfield, Ohio, Haitian cuisine, the decline of standards in American culture, and the presidential debate, while living in a fantasy world about the Tyreek Hill police stop. He can’t stop talking like Tucker Carlson because he finds it hilarious. Yanni describes the internet as a digital wasteland of opportunity and dissects how we got here, exploring both known and unknown influences of Chinese and Russian money and subterfuge. There was a Chinese spy in the NY governors office, oh my. Yanni ends the episode with a strong piece of advice.  Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

Yanni takes a peek at Tucker Carlson’s blockbuster interview with historian Darryl Cooper. Yanni & Jesse act as his lawyer defending his tweets against the accusations that he’s a kkkloseted Nazi. Can you imagine a German just riffing & winging it 😅. If there’s a group of people known for never having a plan, it is Germans.  Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

Trump is raising money with NFTs again to try and compete with Kamala, who raised $545 million. The Kelce brothers secured a $100 million deal with Wondery (Amazon), and Pavel Durov, the CEO of Telegram, has been detained in France.   Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29  West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13  Brea Oct 25-27  Milwaukee Dec 5-7  Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

AOC is the Beyoncé of the Squad, and just like Destiny's Child got dusted, AOC dusts the Squad for mainstream Democrat stardom. Bob Menendez resigns in New Jersey, so there’s a senate seat open, AOC! Time for you to go full Hillary and move to Jersey, girl! Take that seat, girl! Yanni goes full pro-choice and left-wing on this one to attract left-wing comedy fans because the right-wing comedy market is cornered! Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni live on the road St Louis Sept 5-7 , Dania Beach Sept 13-15 , Tacoma Sept 19-21 , Vegas Sept 27-29 , West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13,  Brea Oct 25-27,  Milwaukee Dec 5-7,  Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

Elon Musk & Trump have a chat proving that narcissists & Autistic kids can and will be friends. Drug cartels have found the perfect place to hide meth and more. Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis  to check out the sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order.

RFK isn't fond of bear cubs, Trump dives into fan fiction, and his wild tweets have made a comeback! America is dominating the Olympics, while riots break out in England, with conspiracy theories on X already blaming the Jews. Candace Owens plays historian, performing mental gymnastics worthy of the Olympics to link the Armenian genocide to the Jews. Kamala Harris picks a VP and it has nothing to do with optics. Meanwhile, Hamas has a new leader who seems less than enthusiastic about the role! Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

Princess Leia's bikini bottom has been purchased, much to the disappointment of Star Wars fans—the opportunity is lost. Yanni breaks down the gender war and Project 2025, while Ozzy Osbourne can't handle Britney Spears' dancing. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order.

Kamala Harris can absolutely win this election if she follows Yanni’s advice. Elections are won not by targeting the left and right cultists; you have to appeal to the closeted world of swing voters. Yanni details how most politics is cultural; who really understands policy and the issues? We’ll tell you now, closeted swing voters. Who are these people? They go along to get along with their friends, but in private, they’re individuals. Speak to the voters who are different people in private than with their friends, and this election is yours. Yanni is also certain who Kamala’s VP selection will be. Also, let’s take a look at pre-Zyn Tucker and Post Zyn Tucker. Does his speech at the RNC about Trump match his texts? Who is the real Tucker, and how does Trump turn critics into Knob slobbers?  Want a more timeless and casual hang with Yanni? Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order.

The temperature outside is consistently 100 degrees, and the political climate is even more intense. Yanni calls for a reduction in the political fever we are experiencing. He discusses the total incompetence that led to the assassination attempt on Donald Trump. He does a deep dive on the Secret Service Director and analyzes the psychology of 20-year-olds raised by AI and social media. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

A new company has been cleared to put its bullet vending machines in American supermarkets. Is this the most American news of all time? Yanni also offers his tips on how to stay alive through July in Chicago. Are sharks biting beachgoers in Florida the most Florida news of all time? Finally, a scientific test to find out if your baby is autistic. Yanni explains why autism is nature's way of producing a superior human that can thrive in the AI era, just like the Irish flourished after the Industrial Revolution. Yanni has a good time, and we know you will too. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order.

Yanni is back after missing a week due to the death of his dear cousin. He gives his take on the far-right take over of France. Yanni lectures the gays on the overreach of pride month, and explains the infamous Supreme Court ruling on Donald Trump’s immunity as president. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order.

Yanni is joined by Raanan Hershberg who has a new stand up special that is out now! They cover how awkward it’s been for Raanan in yellow taxis, if the wives of leaders are responsible for the current wars, and have a silly ole time.  Watch his special here: https://youtu.be/gMz4nrdX9w8?feature=shared Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Freeze Pipe Visit  https://thefreezepipe.com and use code YANNIS for 10% off your entire order.