Yeah, We Said It

Yes, a year has passed since you heard from us. Yes, this episode is long and chaotic. Yes, we recorded the day AFTER the tournament started. And? Gurl, just listen!

1:15- Sabalenka wins her first major singles’ major 5:30- Who can bring the consistency on the WTA? 7:35- Perpetual Quarter-finalist Pegula? 10:30- Vika gets back to the semifinals in Australia for the first time in a decade! 14:52- Donnelle brought up Pliskova, y’all. 15:48- Ostapenko rising?? 17:57- Andreescu just…gurl… 20:00- Coco, it coulda been you, niece! 21:00- Raducanu overpunched. Period. 24:05- Krejcikova been winning winning. In doubles. 26:28- Caroline García did what she always do. 28:17- Donna Vekic had a v v cute kit. Anyone know the brand?? Also, she played well. 30:51- Keys shoulda…Keys shoulda… 31:35- Sakkari…Donnelle and Anthony pulled your card, gurl. 33:25- Donnelle brought up Bencic. 34:15- Ons Jabeur’s clock struck 12? 37:35- Cedric poses a question. 42:12- The men…

Tomorrow's episode is not promised. We're running down the 2023 Australian Open draws. Friend to the show, Anthony, is back with us yet again. We have fun.

Wimbledon 2022 is almost here! So much is happening all at-once, but we got you covered! Joining us is our longtime friend Leon (@Ghetto_Rapunzel)! 1:51- News & Updates -Career retirements -Natela Dzalamidze said she getting her check! -The ATP wants to try off-court coaching 20:47- Wimbledon Ladies' Draw rundown 58:30- Wimbledon Men's Draw rundown 1:33:50- Power Rankings

We late. The 2022 French Open already started. And?

We just couldn't let our thoughts on Novak's deportation go unheard...we HAD to say it!

We byke! It ain't perfect, but it's here. @Brillianthony joins us once again!We discuss news concerning Juan Martin del Potro, Chris Evert, and more! We also rundown the Men's and Women's Australian Open draws.*** We discussed, in-depth, the Novak Djokovic situation, but we experienced some sound issues during this portion of the show (unbeknownst to us). Sorry, but that entire section is gone. :(

It's time for the 2021 US Open! It's been a rough season for almost every player, so hopefully your fave made it to NYC. 2:05- News & Updates 7:54- Women's US Open draw rundown 24:29- Men's US Open draw rundown 44:40- Power Rankings  

Short, sweet, and to the point-- our Toyko Olympics tennis preview!

Some (funny) news, and our draw breakdowns. Y'all love it. WIMBLEDON! We missed you, sis!   1:29- The French Open is the worst. Wbk. 2:15- Yana Sizikova got arrested. 3:26- Bianca Andreescu makes team changes. 4:17- Dayana Yastremska can play tennis again. 5:14- PTPA news 13:24- Dr. Katarina Pijetlovic and her messy tweets 20:02- Our beatdowns of, matches of, and best-dressed of the 2021 French Open 26:54- 2021 Wimbledon Ladies' Draw breakdown 56:16- 2021 Wimbledon Mens' Draw breakdown 1:11:53- Post-French Open/Pre-Wimbledon Power Rankings

It's been a minute, but we finally decided to do our (second) job. Hasn't been that long since the last French Open, but here we are again! We run down both brackets...you know how we do! Enjoy, and we'll be back soon!   3:08- Naomi Osaka is NOT seeing it for the press this French Open, and they're not seeing her at all. 9:57- Shoutouts to... 10:45- Ladies' Draw rundown 43:19- Men's Draw rundown 1:10:40- Power Rankings

We're back for our pre-Australian Open 2021 episode! Joining us, once again, is our Army OG @brillianthony! A lil' news, a lil' shade, a lot of laughs! Get into it!   1:58- Sam Querrey...lettuce discuss! 21:17- Kei Nishikori's major life changes 21:45- Lucas Pouille and his wife have a baby! 21:52- Hyeon Chung...mannnnnnn 22:13- Our thoughts are with Laura Robson 23:00- Dayana Yastremska... 27:27- Jelena Jankovic is pregnant! 31:34- Women's Draw rundown 1:16:42- Men's Draw rundown

Here's a quickie to open our 4th season! The 2021 tennis season is a-go...sort of. We saw Sabalenka, de Minaur, and Hurkacz all win to open the season...but everyone has been quarantined since. However, even in the absence of competition, tennis players have continued making headlines by showing their privilege over and over and over again. We're gonna talk about it!   1:40- Svitolina and Monfils split...but only for quarantine

What? Y'all thought we were going to end 2020 without a word?? Well you almost had it right tbh. But we figured a five-month layoff was too long (ahem, Serena), so here's a year-ending episode to ease you into this very peculiar holiday season. We talk about everything our minds could think of but, hey, it's been a while.   3:26- Novak Djokovic hits tennis balls AND linespeople 12:15- Has anyone heard from Sam Querrey? 14:40- Julia Goerges retires 15:40- Karolina Plsikova splits with coach Vallverdu 18:30- Sabine Lisicki has knee surgery 19:27- Venus Williams signs with K Swiss 20:20- Milos Raonic and his agent 22:55- Alexander Zverev Jr. is a narcissist and is-- allegedly-- abusive 36:29- Australia??? 45:00- Ash Barty is the year-end no. 1 player on the WTA 47:28- Naomi Osaka >>>> 48:26- Iga Swiatek has arrived! 49:42- Quick sidenote for Rennae Stubbs 52:39- 2020 Nitto ATP Finals

We said...a lot! Joining us again is our friend, @brillianthony. The 2020 US Open starts on Monday. You ready?   News & Updates: -4:49- Mariano Puerta admits to lying during his 2005 arbitration -5:36- Donna Vekic pairs with Sam Sumyk -6:26- DelPo has yet ANOTHER surgery :(( -6:58- The Bryan Brothers have officially retired -10:49- Vasek Pospisil and the newly created "Professional Tennis Players Association" that doesn't include female tennis players -17:54- Let's talk about Naomi Osaka! -32:04- US Open Women's Draw rundown 1:20:34- US Open Men's Draw rundown  

Professional tennis is back, and so are we! Joined by our great friend, Andy (@landyklk), there is a TON to discuss! Get into it!   -1:28- News (Like...a lot of news) -1:28- Esther Vergeer's health announcement -2:06- Juan Martín del Potro's health update -3:42- Robert Farah has his provisional ban lifted -4:32- Roger Federer's health update -7:18- Kevin Anderson also had surgery -8:12- The Doper retires -8:33- Nicolas Jarry serving an 11-month sanction -9:37- Youssef Hossam makes headlines for the wrong reasons -10:22- ATP partners with Coursera -10:42- Nikolos Basilashvilli ain't shit -11:51- Lucas Pouille has elbow surgery -12:07- Sascha Zverev to extend stint with new co-coach David Ferrer   -13:26- We talk Ultimate Tennis Showdown   -18:08- They Got KIDS Kids (Congrats to the new moms)   -19:14- Retirements during 'Rona   -21:04- Let's talk about Dayana Yastremska!   -26:34- Let's talk about Novak Djokovic...she's a MESS!   -45:36- Secret ATP Zoom Calls   -ATP Drama -51:08- Nick Kyrgios vs the ATP -54:11- Fabio Fognini still trash   -1:04:17- Lexington draw breakdown   -1:19:33- Prague draw breakdown   -1:32:52- Three-to-Watch segment (3 players each of us will have our eye on or expect cute results from during the US Summer)    

It's for real, for real 2020. HOW?! While we all adjust, we're here with all the news you need in order to get caught right up, as well as our 2020 Aussie Open predictions. Joined by our special guest, Anthony, yeah, we said that shit!   0:00- 11:26- A lil taste of our typical pre-show chat 14:08- Coaching changes 15:04- New ATP Board stuff 15:43- Anna-Lena Groenefeld retires 16:34- Robert Farah tests positive for Bolderone 18:54- Lucie Safarova had a baby! 19:30- Francesca Schiavone...we love you, girl! 24:24- 2020 Champions, thus far 40:26- AO Women's draw rundown 1:40:53- AO Men's draw rundown  

It's Thanksgiving week...why tf is the tennis season JUST coming to an end?? Here's our year-end wrap up for 2019, and we'll say bye until the start of the 2020 season...roughly five weeks away. Chillay.   1:51- News & Updates 1:51- Jelena Ostapenko has a new coach! 3:16- Kei Nishikori does not have a new coach, and got rid of one of his old ones 4:51- Sascha Bajin drops Kiki Mladenovic like a hot potato and joins Dayana Yastremska's team 6:30- Taylor Townsend blasts Kamau Murray on IG 9:30- Kim Clijsters delays her 2020 comeback 10:52- Sara Errani's iOS press release 13:35- Abigail Spears is provisionally suspended 14:25- Marin Cilic gets a good doctors' report 15:20- Amanda Anisimova gets the BAG 16:41- Garbińe Muguruza and Conchita Martinez rejoin forces 17:57- Kim and Andy have a new baby boy!/Andy has a new documentary on Amazon Prime 19:27- Bryan Brothers announce their retirement...next year 20:30- Career retirements 22:06- Margaret Court whines 23:50- The "A" in "RBA" actually stands for "angel"/Spain wins Davis Cup with new format 31:17- Cedric vs TENNIS Magazine's "Decade In Review" section 40:40- Fall tennis results 57:19- Power Rankings 1:00:32- Our "Matches of the Decade" 1:15:59- Our "Rivalries of the Decade"        

Lots of news and even more results comprise our latest episode! The Asian swing is actually interesting this year, so let's talk about it!   News & Updates: -1:38- Damian Steiner fired -3:25- Sloane Stephens and Madison Keys elected to WTA Player Council -3:52- Mike Bryan's super inappropriate on-court behavior and fine -6:13- Borna Coric has split with Piatti Tennis Center -7:20- WTA Comebacks: Kim Clijsters and Tatiana Golovin announce their returns to professional tennis -12:40- Darren Cahill (officially) rejoins the Simona Halep team -13:02- Naomi Osaka splits from Jermaine Jenkins -13:39- Laver Cup 2019 -16:36- ATP completes their investigation concerning Nick Kyrgios -19:58- Novak Djokovic is now 3rd on the all-time list for weeks at No.1 21:23- WTA Results in Asia 26:02- ATP Results in Asia (and elsewhere) 27:30- Shanghai draw run-down 33:09- Power Rankings

Our first recap episode comes with a side of gloom, but that's okay. We professional. Hopefully we hit on what you want to hear! Sit down and listen up!   1:58- News & Updates -1:58- Karen Khachanov shuts down his 2019 season -3:30- Kevin Anderson also ends his 2019 season 4:40- Will Vika Azarenka ever truly regain her singles form? 8:03- Sloane...gurl... 10:27- Garbiñe wya? 16:12- Angelique Kerber continues to struggle 18:17- Taylor Townsend's second week run! 20:30- Hey, Vee! 23:15- Naomi Osaka loses 4th round in her title defense...but it's not a big deal. 25:33- Coco Gauff in another slam main draw/A MOMENT with Naomi 26:47- Serena. 31:40- Bianca Andreescu-- what a TALENT! 36:38- Stefanos is struggling...for now. 38:30- Introducing "Clown Takes"; Clown Take #1- We both had RBA in the semifinals... 39:18- Wawrinka d. Djokovic by way of retirement 41:53- Grigor! 43:10- Matteo Berrettini makes his first major semifinal (ft. Scoville) 44:30- Daniil Medvedev has officially arrived. #MedMen 48:37- Rafael Nadal wins major title #19. NINETEEN. 58:16- Power Rankings (ft. Scoville and Bella)   Yeah, We Said It Twitter Cedric's Twitter Donnelle's Twitter   Music by: poolboi blu