You'll Never Believe Me But...

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But… fellow WKNC DJ Sarah joins Cutter to tell her tales of wrecked first dates and pilgrimages to candle outlets, as well as offers her guess as to which of Cutter’s two stories are true.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But… Cutter’s sort-of-uncle Daniel comes on to tell stories of singing in front of the President and hitting basketball legend Dean Smith with a door, as well as fret about his guess as to Cutter’s stories

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But… Cole Miller, runway model and friend of Cutter's, comes on to tell stories of almost being kidnapped and driving at a fire towards a friend’s grandma, as well as make his guess on Cutter’s two stories.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... Cutter’s younger sibling, Phoenix, comes in to discuss their experience with flirtatious fictional characters and a walk out created at their school, as well as decide between Cutter’s stories.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... Cutter’s friend since birth, Price comes on to tell stories of his time at Virginia Tech athletics, including basketball halftime scooter races and getting hit by a snowball from the new football coach.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... Cutter’s roommate and longtime NC State friend Maddie joins him to talk about her times sneaking out and running away, both on top of a shopping center and in the middle of the night in Wilmington.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... Natalie, friend of Gabby’s and friend of Cutter’s, tells stories about her return to her birthplace of Las Vegas and her high school orchestra’s fitful field trip to New Orleans.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... the star of one of season one’s stories, Gabby, kicks off season two with stories abroad in Jordan and in high school theater, as well as making her guess on stories she isn’t a part of this time around.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... host Cutter begins Season 2 of the show by telling his stories about mishaps working summer camps and conversation-given concussions that all future guests will have to pick between.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... After Dark, Cutter reveals the true story between the two he told at the beginning of the mini season and some of the storytellers from previous episodes of the season join him to react to the reveal.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... After Dark, WKNC videographer and friend of Cutter’s Elle joins him to talk about her experiences being alone in a Metcalf dorm room and her roommate intruding in the middle of cleaning.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... After Dark WKNC’s Interview Content Creator and Cutter’s noted coworker Owen comes on to talk about his experience camping in Maine and misadventures at band camp involving his high school girlfriend.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... After Dark Cutter’s roommate Emily joins him to talk about her first, and arguably worst, New Year's kiss and the advances made by the older bartender at the restaurant where she worked

In the very first episode of a new, more raunchy You’ll Never Believe Me But… miniseries, Cutter explains the structure of the miniseries and tells his two stories that each coming guest will have to pick between.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... Cutter brings on a special guest for a bonus interview to get their side of one of the season one stories. While there aren’t any new stories, we get a good look at an old story from a new perspective.

In this episode of You’ll Never Believe Me But... the star of the true story joins Cutter in the grand reveal of the stories that he told at the beginning of the season, and the previous guests make a return to share their reactions to the reveal.

You’ll Never Believe Me But… is a lighthearted storytelling podcast about what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s funny. Guests come on and tell two stories, one real one fake, and laugh and joke about it with host Cutter as they enjoy storytelling while he tries to figure out which story is the real one.

You’ll Never Believe Me But… is a lighthearted storytelling podcast about what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s funny. Guests come on and tell two stories, one real one fake, and laugh and joke about it with host Cutter as they enjoy storytelling while he tries to figure out which story is the real one.

You’ll Never Believe Me But… is a lighthearted storytelling podcast about what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s funny. Guests come on and tell two stories, one real one fake, and laugh and joke about it with host Cutter as they enjoy storytelling while he tries to figure out which story is the real one.

You’ll Never Believe Me But… is a lighthearted storytelling podcast about what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s funny. Guests come on and tell two stories, one real one fake, and laugh and joke about it with host Cutter as they enjoy storytelling while he tries to figure out which story is the real one.EPISODE TRANSCRIPT:Provided by Otter.aiCutter  0:00  Good morning, good afternoon and good evening everyone. My name is Cutter though you may know me as three beers in a coat on air on HD one and welcome to this episode of, You'll never believe me, But.You'll never believe me, but is a storytelling podcast being produced here at WKNC about lying to me. Every episode I have a guest on and they tell me two stories, one real and one fake, and I have to decide which is real between them. For those of you that are new here, or for those of you that need a quick refresher, I'm gonna run down the three rules we have here, before we get into today's episode. Rule number one, your story should not do significant damage to anyone else or their character. We're not trying to be outwardly mean to anyone other than ourselves. Rule number two, if someone else is featured in your story, you must either have their permission to say their name or use a fake name for them. You agreed to come on the show and tell these stories but unless they agreed to have these stories told just use a fake name. And rule number three, and this is the easiest one all story should start with. You'll never believe me but and then a brief synopsis before starting the story just so we all know what we're getting into. And is a nice little nod to the show's title. So with all that housekeeping stuff out of the way, let's go ahead and get into today's episode. Today's guest is Stacy, a family friend of mine, someone I've known since I was days old and an all around killer lady Stacy, how are you doing today?Stacy  1:24  Well cutter I'm great. And I appreciate the very kind of intro there my friend.Cutter  1:28  Well, it's all true. You are killer. And you have known me since I was days old. Stacy  1:33  Yeah, basically, yes. About three or four days probably.Cutter  1:36  Amazing. Because that's when one of my closest friends your son, one of my closest friends we're four days apart. And that's kind of how we got to know each other him and I and then through that we've just been very close family friends ever since. Stacy  1:49  Absolutely. Cutter  1:50  So we've been on vacations we've gone places we've done a lot. And I have gotten to see truly the depth and breadth of your character, which is why I'm so excited to have you on the show Stacy  1:58  Or scared. Cutter  1:58  Yes, I think both is totally fair. Because I know you pretty well, I'd conjecture and Stacy  2:05  I would say so. Cutter  2:06  I knew a lot of my guests that came on but not as well as I think I know you just because of the quantity of time we spent together which is why I'm excited for you to tell me your stories. Stacy  2:15  Well now we're gonna see if you really do know me or if you just think you know me.Cutter  2:19  That is a great point. Now your stories have a bit of an interesting backstory to them.Stacy  2:24  Yeah.Cutter  2:25  It would have been I I want to say two weeks ago.Stacy  2:28  Two weeks ago, Saturday. Cutter  2:29  You, you came over your family came over to hang out with my family. We're pals like that. We're chums and you came in limping. You've got and this is still true, you've got a cast on your forearm that goes up and over your wrist. Stacy  2:31  Yeah.Cutter  2:36  and your, is it your right leg? Stacy  2:46  Oh, it's my right leg.Cutter  2:47  and your right leg, I I would I think best describe it as a purple tie dye disaster.Stacy  2:54  I think you're kind Cutter  2:55  I think well okay, how would you describe it? Stacy  2:58  Oh my god, it's it looks like an alien has landed on my leg and exploded and purple and bruised gruesomeness it's it's it's very bad. Cutter  3:07  It is gnarly.Stacy  3:08  It, it's bad.Cutter  3:09  And so, and so you came in with this major injury that you would already told the rest of my family about because I had missed an event of some kind. Because I was out of town. And you came in and you were very secretive about it. Stacy  3:21  I was and quite honestly, I'm impressed that no one told you what happened to me. So we have we have definitely kept it under wraps on purpose. So I'm very excited to see what happens today.Cutter  3:32  Yes, I'm very excited. And so yes, this is the main focus of this episode is your crazy injury that has been I mean, it's been what three weeks since you injured yourself?Stacy  3:44  It's been two weeks and I would say that this this big glob on my leg which is officially you know, I know this is medical info but I'm clearly given the clearance to share. It's a hematoma. I don't know if you are familiar with what a hematoma is.Cutter  3:57  Sounds familiar. Stacy  3:58  So essentially, you know, something has happened and now there's hemorrhaging going on. We've got you know, not hemorrhaging that means I'm gonna die, thankfully, and I'm been clear that I'm not throwing any clots, but there's some serious, serious hemorrhaging that has occurred, which is, you know, resulted in about, I don't know, a six inch wide and four inch three to four inch tall blob that has grown on my leg Cutter  4:24  From here and we're sitting probably like six, seven feet apart. Stacy  4:28  Yeah. Cutter  4:28  From here it looks like you have a half a tennis ball taped to the top of your thigh.Stacy  4:33  Well yeah. Which is a little better because I would have called it at least probably grapefruit to cantaloupe size so we're where you know you're doing better things are getting better.Cutter  4:42  Oh my goodness. It's a shame that that is better though I'm glad you are getting better. Hey, if you're hemorrhaging on the inside, that's where the blood's supposed to be.Stacy  4:49  I know, I did learn though that you know, as as one medical professional told me throughout this, you know, your body's designed, I guess unless you hit an artery. Cutter  4:59  Sure. Stacy  4:59  Not to bleed out.Cutter  5:01  yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Stacy  5:02  So uh, there you go. Cutter  5:03  Yeah, tactical redundancy. That's amazing. I'm very excited again. Yes, my family has kept this secret, secret from me. And I haven't asked because I didn't want to ruin the sanctity of this experience getting to hear these stories for the first time. But I think honestly, they would have been more angry at me for even trying to get them to tell me honestly. Stacy  5:22  Okay, good. They're good people. I'll keep them. Cutter  5:23  They are. I'm glad I don't have a choice. I'm glad that you feel that way. Well, you know how the show ...