You're An Idiot

With Geoffrey on the road, social media phenom and host of the Can I Go Home Now podcast, Lucas Zelnick, joins to guest host this week. Right off the bat, Drago asks Lucas whether it’s okay to hook up with your neighbor. Lucas talks about Israel and Palestine and the impact of 9/11 while growing up in New York City. He also shares how he helped start Sesh Comedy, one of the hottest clubs in NYC. Make sure to check out Lucas by heading over to his website: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11   Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag   INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

With the summer heat here in spring, Drago comes in hot, sharing a classic tale from a recent Don’t Tell show in Connecticut. With the AC unit breaking hours before the event, the sweltering temperatures made Drago sulk as bad as ever before stepping on stage. The hilarious Bobby Condon calls in to confirm the tale and just how bad Alex’s temperament got. Geoff is preparing to officiate his sister’s wedding and shares how he works out his abs and back. The boys argue about airtime, and Geoff answers your Patreon question about how he got his Reddit name. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

The boys drag out the whiteboard so Geoff can test Drago on his long division skills, and boy, do things get interesting. Meanwhile, Geoff scores an impressive 8.5 out of 10 on trivia questions provided by a Patron. Before the episode, Alex catches up on the news, and Geoff gets to witness Drago's eyes being opened to the world. Drago also shares what his NBA agent friend told him about how much he could have made if he were in the college transfer portal today. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND TO HELP DRAGO GET INTO THERAPY: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

Ladies and gentlemen, Geoff is back (and rockin’ a sweet beard). Alex kicks things off, flexing his brain muscles by referencing some Nicomachean Ethics. Geoff helps Drago by swiping through his Hinge to find him the right match in the area. And, Alex shares quite possibly the most riveting 12-minute tale about leaving a door open, proving he’s the most anxious man in America. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND TO HELP DRAGO GET INTO THERAPY: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Ontario, Toronto, Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

The hilarious Usama Siddiquee drops in to guest host with Geoffrey on the road. Off the top, Usama comes in and tests Drago’s knowledge, describes the types of smartness out there, and calls Alex the Jackie Chan of comedy. As always, the boys jump in on your Patreon questions which leads to conversations of parents and songs that bring you back. In the end, the boys end up in the DMs talking about messages sent and received as well as times wingmanning for each other. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.   JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot   Make sure to give Usama a follow on the ‘gram https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ and check out his podcast Mango Bay https://www.youtube.com/@mangobae772 Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11   Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag   INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

Geoff’s back after attending the Netflix Is A Joke Festival (and meeting with some Hollywood execs), and Drago teaches him something! You’ve got to listen to learn about the college athlete loophole from Alex's school days. And, we hear exactly what crimes the boys would commit if they knew they could get away with it.   This week on the Patreon, we’ve got some spicy, spicy content. In Biden’s America, it’s the best deal on the market. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.   JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot   Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag   INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

With Geoff traveling this week, you’re listening to the ‘Welcome to You’re Actually Kinda Smart Dude’ podcast with Tommy Bayer—ONE OF OUR BEST GUEST HOST EPISODES OF ALL TIME.  Before he jets off to Europe for his non-existential-crisis trip, the GOATED Tommy swings by to ask Drago, “How are you doing?”  Alex is moving into a new apartment and Tommy is jealous of all the POV content that will be coming Instagram’s way. Tommy believes he’s the easiest haircut in town. The boys agree women haven’t taken an L in four or five years. And, a special guest calls in to confirm that he showed up to a family’s thanksgiving having dated two of the three sisters. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Please be sure to prescribe to Tommy’s podcast’s Patreon https://www.patreon.com/wecoolpodcast Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Portland, Bend, Canada, Vegas, NJ, NY, Connecticut and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

Coming in high, the boys talk about some wild tales from recent trips on the road. They also share stories about getting confronted by the boyfriends of women they’re flirting with.  Alex buries the lead on hanging with a woman from TikTok. And, is it possible that Jalen Brunson knows Drago?? Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Houston, Portland, Bend, Canada, Vegas, NJ, NY, Connecticut and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, Janesville and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

With Geoff on the road, Alex is joined by 24 year-old wunderkind, and North Dakota native, John Kennedy. You can find Mr. Kennedy performing across the country and as host of the podcast ‘Can I Go Home Now?’ For his second time on the pod, John comes bearing gifts for the boys before jumping into talking about sports betting, stealing from other countries, and answering some Patron’s questions.  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Los Angeles, Houston, Portland, Bend, up in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, Janesville and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/  https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

The boys are back in a new studio. Alex begins by sharing a hall-of-fame-worthy story about his date with someone who thinks Geoff is anti-Semitic. We’re taking bets on the NBA playoffs, talking about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and creating the Cancel Everyone Music Festival. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, Houston, Portland, Bend, up in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Providence, Chicago, Janesville and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/  https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

We got the great Tim Smith in the building! This week we critique a listeners hinge profile; discuss the art of thirst traps; late people; cheap people; the insta algorithm; and growing alone through it all we remain the only funny podcast 

(AUDIO EDITED) The kid is back folks! After a month off, Geoff graces us with his presence. We talk about his european tour, american food vs euro food, drago goes bar hopping by himself, gets into a fight with a friend on vacation, and has a weird experience with a comic in minneapolis. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

It's womens month every month on the pod. Geoff is still out of town and on the road, but the pod must go on. We got Lili Michelle, a fantastic comic who tours with Shane Gillis. Lili is about to leave NYC for Austin so we had her on to wax poetic about her 11 years in NYC. We also answered listener questions, got deep into psychology, and tried to figure out why Drago dates only blondes. It's another great Ep. Thanks for tuning in!

Geoff is still in Europe so we had to grab another Guest host! Today we've got an old Chicago buddy and content king, Tucker Brookshire. Drago and Tucker started together in the 2nd city and have a good old-fashioned hang.   We talk TikTok, getting rejected, sliding into DMs, inside baseball on the industry, and get pretty vulnerable on mental health! We also go IN on listener questions.   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

Geoffrey is in Europe doing god knows what so we had to get the best in the biz, Mike Recine to fill in! We talk cooking, fatherhood, the comedy game, relationships and of course Izzy P. We also answer listener questions! Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

It finally happened, gang. The boys are not together this week. Geoff has to prep for his European tour so he couldn't join us. But fear not, we’ve got the incredible Tommy Bayer of twitter fame to fill in. Tommy is a hilarious comic and we’ve got a banger of an episode for ya. We talk communism, meeting women on twitter, how vain NYC comedy can be, Ramadan, and Alex’s serbian uncles.   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

This week the boys welcome back comedy assassin Maddie Wiener. Truly one of the best doing it in New York City right now. We're grateful she came back on. We talk about Maddie's recent meteoric rise to fame, Shane Gillis' SNL episode, mental health, and Alex's recent rejection from (potentially) the love of his life. Maddie and Alex also examine eachothers dating profiles! Through it all we remain the only funny podcast 

This week we have a special guest and hilarious comic, Simon Fraser. Simon hails from London, went to Yale and is now one of the fastest rising stars in America. We talk about Simon’s time at Yale and how he got rejected from 27 clubs, compare European food to American food, and predictably give Drago a World War 2 lesson. We also talk the difficulties of long distance relationships! (spoiler, they’re hard)   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

This week the boys recap their trip to Raleigh, NC. Drago gets mad at another woman (predictably), Geoffs fans, and Airplane bathrooms.    Geoff tries to explain to Drago why Paris is better than Orlando and goes to yoga! We FINALLY catch up on a bunch of listener questions (some great ones btw). Drago explains how he fumbled the bad with an ex and the boys give GREAT tips on chicago date spots.    Through it all we remain the only funny podcast 

Drago squashes a beef with a famous comic and Geoff chronicles his time in Oklahoma! We grab Geoffs globe and Drago get's another lesson in geography. The boys argue about karoake, elton john, and if pedophiles are actually bad people. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast