You Can't Scare Me!

We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, Mario jams on an egg sandwich, Brandon says goodbye to Ganon, and Bob rots in hell!(00:00) Introduction(21:09) Episode 1: Say Cheese and Die!(1:44:00) Episode 2: The Haunted Mask(2:20:46) Overall Review⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!(00:00) RIP George Lowe(01:26) Introduction(04:05) Mario's History Lesson(19:16) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(46:21) Brandon's Chapter Summary(1:15:11) Mario's Chapter Summary(1:44:18) Bob's Chapter Summary(1:56:05) Overall Review⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!(00:00) Introduction(05:35) Mario's History Lesson(22:24) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(46:54) Legal Problems ft. Josh Moniz(52:39) Mario's Chapter Summary(1:24:14) Bob's Chapter Summary(1:53:17) Brandon's Chapter Summary(2:31:38) Overall Review⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/TqV0JZwyH5Q

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs!(00:00) Introduction(04:15) Mario's History Lesson(29:57) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(57:26) Bob's Chapter Summary(1:17:28) Brandon's Chapter Summary(1:35:08) Mario's Chapter Summary(2:01:42) TV Episode Discussion(3:13:44) Overall Review⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/z3JpPK1xfRA

bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of!(00:00) bröther may i have some spööks?(03:24) Mario's History Lesson(14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary(1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary(1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary(1:46:39) TV Episode Discussion(2:12:44) Overall Review(2:19:15) Podcast Updates!⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnR99ZpK04M

Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call!(00:00) Dog Mess Express(04:53) Introduction(09:24) Mario's History Lesson(29:23) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(58:30) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario(1:22:29) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob(1:50:02) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon(2:28:13) TV Episode Discussion(3:17:10) Overall Review⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ETsFZmR6Ck

HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming! (00:00) Introduction (04:39) Mario's History Lesson (20:08) Cover Discussion (29:28) Bob's Chapter Summary (54:31) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:33:04) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:49:04) TV Episode Discussion (2:20:26) Overall Review ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYT6yhNJULc

Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real! (00:00) Introduction (05:00) Mario's History Lesson (17:40) Cover Discussion (34:26) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:10:27) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:30:03) Bob's Chapter Summary (2:03:06) TV Episode Discussion (2:23:49) Overall Review ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3So_qdvbolY

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs! (00:00) A Note from the Network Censor (01:20) Introduction (06:16) Mario's History Lesson (20:10) Cover Discussion (56:12) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:23:04) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:42:55) Brandon's Chapter Summary (2:18:52) TV Episode Discussion (3:00:59) Overall Review ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJZxPyGQuQ

It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom horror story! (00:00) Introduction (06:04) Mario's History Lesson (15:18) Cover Discussion (43:07) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:13:40) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:30:14) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:52:38) Geop's Chapter Summary (2:22:31) TV Episode Discussion (2:50:26) Overall Review (3:00:45) Predict the Twist ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2HXepSx5lw

Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee! (00:00) Introduction (07:21) Mario's History Lesson (25:16) Cover Discussion (38:45) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:35:07) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon (1:58:48) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (2:18:22) TV Episode Discussion (3:05:44) Overall Review (3:19:14) Predict the Twist ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_hmhPsrV8

Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death! (00:00) Introduction (03:24) Trevor's History with Goosebumps (09:44) Cover Discussion (16:56) Chapter Summary Discussion: Trevor (44:03) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (1:10:17) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:33:11) TV Episode Discussion (1:56:36) Overall Review (2:04:14) Predict the Twist ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6eUuTFRo4s

I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting across an entire auditorium! (00:00) AITA to get rid of her creepy dummy? (04:26) Introduction (13:35) Mario's History Lesson (22:07) Cover Discussion (34:37) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (1:08:51) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:48:27) Chapter Summary Discussion: Grant and Josh (2:31:59) Overall Review (2:38:18) Predict the Twist (2:42:42) Outro ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Mo4IiB7hs

Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapor lock! (00:00) Introduction (01:32) Mario's History Lesson (12:02) Cover Discussion (24:09) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:07:57) Chapter Summary Discussion: Rachel (1:36:00) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (1:57:36) TV Episode Discussion (2:36:12) Overall Review (2:41:32) Predict the Twist ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1SEDG11AA

What's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting his sound effects CD! (00:00) Opening Skit (04:27) Introduction (06:58) Are You Afraid of the Dark Retrospective (25:30) TV Episode Discussion (1:42:12) Outro ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btTpW7MAo4I

False advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes are constantly coming untied! (00:00) Introduction (04:42) Mario's History Lesson (12:17) Three Sentence Summary (15:23) Cover Discussion (23:05) Book Discussion (3:01:09) Overall Review (3:05:39) Predict the Twist ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEt8gKBLQBI

Is that Ryan Gosling?? On this episode of YCSM, Rachel is M.I.A., Mario tells us the tale behind his vomit backpack, and Bob careens into oncoming traffic! (00:00) Introduction (02:12) Mario's History Lesson (07:34) Three Sentence Summary (10:34) Cover Discussion (24:52) Book Discussion (2:29:20) TV Episode Discussion (3:08:44) Overall Review (3:13:17) Alternate Titles (3:14:46) Predict the Twist (3:17:17) Super Secret Segment ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE_vZ1MM3F4

What's the deal with airline food??? In this continuation of last episode's conversation about Monster Blood, Bob becomes vexed by modems, Mario avoids being wrong on the internet, and Rachel staunchly refuses to cast magic spells! (00:00) Introduction (02:50) "Monster Blood" TV Episode Discussion (41:55) "More Monster Blood" TV Episode Discussion (1:08:51) Overall Review ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M15FI7TbMkU

It's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework, and Bob talks way too much about slime toys! (00:00) Introduction (00:46) Introduction (01:57) Mario's History Lesson (06:13) A Brief History of Slime Toys (16:15) Cover Discussion (20:58) Book Discussion (1:59:14) Mario's Review (2:09:36) Alternate Titles (2:11:48) Predict the Twist ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw8-tDwqu5A

Hamburgers for everyone! On this episode of YCSM Rachel gets a new nickname, Bob learns how to pick locks from the local delinquent, and Mario becomes infatuated with some very good numbers. (00:00) Introduction (01:37) Mario's History Lesson (04:25) Three Sentence Summary (06:53) Cover Discussion (17:36) Book Discussion (1:32:26) TV Episode Discussion (1:54:47) Overall Review (2:01:07) Alternate Titles (2:03:27) Predict the Twist ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIaGoLTRuhQ