You Didn't Ask For This

This week, we're rounding up a series of questions regarding children's books, including Goodnight Moon, Winnie the Pooh, Five Little Ducks, and Mr. Brown (of mooing fame). But first: some dream analysis. Join our Patreon! $1/month Access to the YDAFT Discord$4/month Access to the YDAFT Discord20% off all merch Access to our monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing ques...

Why is spicy the only flavor our butts can detect and replicate? We know what a bit is...but what is a tid? We tackle these quandaries while pontificating on the power of Biscoff before we're joined (and corrected) by Dr. Lindsey R. Barr and her correction corner. Join our Patreon! $1/month Access to the YDAFT Discord$4/month Access to the YDAFT Discord20% off all merch Access to our monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforth...

A YDAFT Giant spams the Thoughtline with questions on Toy Story's Bullseye, the Muppets, and inanimate object matrimony. Then Matt wraps things up with the debut of a new closing segment: Bit Crit. Join our Patreon! $1/month Access to the YDAFT Discord$4/month Access to the YDAFT Discord20% off all merch Access to our monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, ...

Look out! A new Definitive Ranking approaches! That's right: Definitive Ranking makes its triumphant return as we rank the original Super Smash Bros lineup based on actual lethality. But first: How many people do you have to have in your secret society for it to actually be considered a secret society and not just a group of friends? Join our Patreon! $1/month Access to the YDAFT Discord$4/month Access to the YDAFT Discord20% off all merch Access to our monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! A...

Matt makes his triumphant return to the pod just in time to check in with YDAFT Bingo. Then: In the Toy Story universe, how come Bullseye (Woody’s horse) is treated like an actual animal? Meanwhile, the other animal toys like Hamm, Slinky, and Rex are treated like fully sapient beings? Finally, we close things out with some listener-demanded local legends. Join our Patreon! $1/month Access to the YDAFT Discord$4/month Access to the YDAFT Discord20% off all merch Access to our mont...