You Don't Look Like Your Picture

Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. This is You Don't Look Like Your Picture.

Episode 9: Porno Clowns

Why are there so many tentacles?

07-25
56:15

Episode 8: Masterscatting

It's time to talk about that scap ba doop ba deep ba doo waaa.

07-11
01:16:57

Episode 7: STDs

Wheel of Diseases, turn turn turn turn. Tell me why my pee always burns.

06-26
01:15:58

Episode 6: Stereotypes

What category are you?How does being different from the norm affect your dating life?Why does that Gap dressing room look so appealing?KW and Shilo explore and debunk the many stereotypes that surround lifestyles on all sides of the sexual orientation spectrum.

02-05
01:50:50

Episode 5: Stalking

Shilo has joined the circus, "cyber crime" is the new "cellar door" of the English language, technology is scary, and Thomas Edison was a witch.KW and Holly get serious about a scary topic in online dating and dating in general: Stalking.

01-21
01:41:34

New Years New Tears

One woman, one night, and a whole lotta Mmmbop.It's 2019 and let's face it, we barely made it.But we walk away with a valuable lesson:Yakety Sax goes with everything.

01-04
01:53:04

My Little Podcast: Friendship is Boundaries

It's the end of the year and we put down the phone to talk more about the reality of friendships and relationships in real life. Because in the end, people aren't just a bio and six pictures.

12-20
02:02:23

Episode 4.5: Interview With A Ghost

Holly and Shilo switch roles this week ghosting wise and KW catches Shilo up on what we all talked about in the last episode...or at least he tries to. This “minisode” ended up being an entire episode of KW trying to keep Shilo on topic. Shilo bears it all and can barely pay attention on this special episode we call “Interview With A Ghost”.

12-12
51:33

Episode 4: Ghosting

Shilo ghosting us this week has us thinking: What do you do when your match just cuts contact with you out of nowhere? KW dishes on his latest date with a YouTube celebrity and Holly cringes at the thought of dating her ex’s dealer.

12-05
01:33:13

Episode 3: Hosting

Holly Low joins the fight as we scramble to clean the house before our hookup gets here.

11-28
01:37:47

Episode 2: Meetups

Are you ready to meet a complete stranger you met online?

11-21
01:14:59

Episode 1: Introductions

We all have to start somewhere, and it turns out a lot of people online can't figure out how to simply say "Hello".

11-14
01:04:34

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