You Should Have Been a Meat Shield

<p>An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.<br />We've been questing since 2022. </p><p>Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod <br /><br />Starring in alphabetical order:<br /><br />Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)<br />Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)<br />Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)<br />Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)<br /><br />Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell <br />Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid. <br /><br />All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art. <br /><br /></p>

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 62: Chapter Two: For Once, We're Not Lying!

The gang teleport out of The Maelstrom and head towards Yartar to solve the mystery of the missing Storm Giant. Will they succeed??

10-13
48:59

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 62: Chapter One: The Little Casino That Could

The gang are stuck a mile under the waves in The Maelstrom, when things get a little...fishy.

10-06
47:34

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 61: Chapter Four: Shush, Zebra!

The gang are a mile under the ocean in a Storm Giant fortress known as The Maelstrom. They pretend to be the children of a Cloud Giant named Zephyros in order to gather information on the missing Storm Giant Hekaton.

09-28
41:32

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 61: Chapter Three: Two Damage?? I Need a Rest!

The gange escape the Cloud Giant Castle with Zephyros in tow, only to find themseves miles below the ocean....

09-22
32:33

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 61: Chapter Two: We Choose the Most Sensible Looking Door

The gang sneak around the Cloud Giant castle stealing everything they can find.

09-15
53:35

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 61: Chapter One: Salty Ankles, Sweet Hearts

The gang tries to spring Zephryos from the cloud giant castle one mile above the Evermoor swamp.

09-08
50:29

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter Four: Wait, That Sounded Campy!

The gang scours a cloud giant castle in search of their friend, Zephryos.

09-01
51:52

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter 3: Carefully Curated Tat

The gang are in a cloud giant castle, one mile above the Evermoors, searching for their friend Zephyros but getting distracted by shiny objects.

08-25
57:57

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter Two: You're Off To the Cloud Castle? You Will Be Mist!

The gang heads to a cloud giant castle located above the Evermoors in an attempt to find their missing friend, Zephyros!

08-18
57:14

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter One: Immovable Roddie Piper

The gang are on a cultist's airship, then Syb get's rowdy with her immovable rod and everything goes haywire.

08-11
52:11

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter 3: What's Kraken?

The gang asks the Oracle some key questions and meet some strange and unlikely allies!

08-04
01:05:37

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter Two: Broomalaide Gets Eaten

In this episode, Adelaide gets swallowed by a Remorhaz in The Eye of the All Father as they seek answers to the problem of the missing Storm Giant King.

07-28
01:02:44

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter One: Broom-A-Laide

The gang gets squashed by a giant boulder.

07-21
44:19

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Four: Fake It Chill You Make It

As they enter The Eye of the All Father, the gang finds an unsettling discovery.

07-14
52:05

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Three: Stuck Between a Rock and a Rowan Place.

The group, accompanied by Harshnag, heads east across The Spine of the World in order to find the The Eye of the All Father.

07-07
48:29

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Two: Not the Inky Darkness!

The gang recovers from a vicious fight under the theatre and travels to Mirabar to prepare for their journey to the Eye of the All Father.

06-30
50:07

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter One: Real Acid?

The gang decends into a dark series of tunnels and discovers something they wish they hadn't.

06-23
45:22

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter Four: A Killer Play

The gang go to the theatre seeking answers about their lost friend, Zephyros, only to find more questions than answers.

06-16
40:05

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Episode 57: Chapter Three: It's Just a Stage I'm Going Through

The gang heads to the theatre to investigate a play gone horribly, horribly wrong.

06-09
49:35

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter Two: I'm Afraid We Charge Extra For Corpse Cleanup

Hitting a dead end trying to find Zephyros, the gang head to the theatre to solve a mystery!

06-02
58:18

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