The famous Issac from Nothing Butt Stuff joins for a rousing special episode with shit covered enemies and zombies galore, find Nothing Butt Stuff on any of their socials and make sure to not be afraid of a little tickle in the blue knot.
"I'm going to invisible mop the wall" The ape said "dibs" in sign language DM " YOU CANNOT MAKE A GERBIL CANNON" Players "not yet, we don't have the gerbil" *in baby voice* eat my face off I don't care, I love you (To a Dinosaur) I cannot make a better description than this, go listen to Oz9 and get a free gaming mousepad (shipping on us) by emailing youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com with your favorite character.
We rejoin after a long absence and a well needed break. however as always we have nonsense such as:HIS FIRST TATTOO IS SOUPsoup in the faceyank em inside and kick their assyou're going to mosh pit them to death?player "i'm going to pull out some rope" DM "uh oh"the hell with it, you get advantage, 32. okay, no advantage!is it a deck of many thongs!?!!?!?ah, the old yelly lickycan i pivot to not punch him?im not used to the crack force running through me!im going to make a reverse crack point barry! it was me barry i laced yo shit!bejeweled buttplugs!spider goat the size of a horseits a fuck-you-nicornand much much more!
Horseshoes for Gnomes and bowling for unicorns best describes the chaos of this pyramids adventure, get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along. don't forget to email us with your favorite DND character and a small why to win a free YWDW gaming mousepad. youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com
FLAMING DWARF ANUSES, yes, you read that right. No, I'm not going to explain. You'll have to listen to the finale of these Pirates and those Scissors. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice while you're at it.
More piracy and more madness involving chocolate teapots and Dwarven arrogance, gey some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and check out Zed1 for their new baby.
A new season of DND starts with piracy and a pair or scissors that can cut the fabric of reality itself, something from the celestial forge at the dawn of time has fallen into the mortal realm, what it will cut next? Who knows. Follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice, then go to the Zed1 podcast for their You Wanna Name What!?!? Their baby. YES. NAME THEIR BABY, Then go to Youtube and find us on the Real Fresh Channel
how close is he to the gobbler?what if he has a bad fart? is the intent to do damage?YOU GOT A WISH ON WISH? AND WHAT BARDIC INSPIRATION ON TEMU!??!and all through the the house not a creature was stirring, except your dumb assare we giving luc,k to a god?....why not? wish the god luck....i dont want to wander around gods nipple
The game begins with ''its time to club some baby seals! , oh wait, "its baby seal clubbing time" that's the exact quote'' and when regular tactics wont work... "IM GOING TO FEED IT TACO BELL, ....does the monster have a butthole? NOT ANYMORE!...alas, worse to come when The devourer of Divinity is on the dead Gods crotch the players remind you of his name being "you mean tentacles McGee?" and in a way only The Cadet can pull of he Rolled a 5 to remember the name (Luxara) with a "i rolled a 5 to remember the woman's name who i knocked up." which brought us all the way around to "Pregnant Princess Ladybird (aka Wilford Brimley?)" and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and find us on youtube!
when "he doesn't deserve the fun chamber!" and "thats his emotional support sandwich" and then 'why dont we throw the bird at the door?" makes the DM say "napoleon?, In this world hes only an icecream" then "go ahead and hold a super soaker of holy water im ready to do this" as the players take the DM and the imagination on a wild ride to save Xmas. follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice.
After clearing a small town of goblins and then trekking back to Hallcross Pub, Bramble refuses to join until her vacation is officially over and the party buys a bottle that makes the Cadet blush, the following adventure gets sand everywhere as the party explores a pryamid opening. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along, then check out Gamma Radio and the Zed1 podcast for their new seasons.
Stupid sexy MOGGLIN, I mean, ahem, goblins are pushed back in more ways than one, The Cadet makes an unlikely ally into something more. MOGG swipes a potion away like a cat with anytime on a table. Primus Sharp Edge Dice makes for fun times while Gamma Radio and Zed1 have new season shenanigans. Follow along at the Real Fresh Channel on YouTube
The sluts slut their way sluttily in the Pickapig Tavern and something is burning, many trips to the bathroom later a lot of robbing goes on. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along. Email anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com
Sluts! Part 2! MORE SLUTTERY, . The party enters the only grubby tavern they find after trying to deceive a local theif, who out villains who is a new concept the DM loves and hates. Follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice 🎲
Slutty pirates steal everything not nailed down and take on a dangerous quest to keep sexy energy alive, a Noble Lordling takes it all for unknown reasons. Follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice!
The inn is set to be plundered by someone with much to keep hidden. The players tempt the DM until he throws a curveball everyone sees coming. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along, email youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com anytime, and check out Homie and the Dude with their amazing Ghibli inspired dnd content!
The DMs favorite episode finds your ears with magical tricks and unexpected changes, Flambé earns someone's respect the hard way and they wanna clap some MOGG cheeks. Zappo from Space Busker 2061 joins again and brings his unique style to our game. Get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along, then find us on the REAL FRESH CHANNEL on YouTube.
CAVES!, AND THINGS IN CAVES. the party chills their enemies and snatches valuables while being hunted by PECH, find out what happens, and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice, email youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com anytime to talk to the DM or players.
The party finds tunnels and treasure, Bickle Jr. turns into a bat, and Mogg watches as Flambé burns poo. Check out the Wandering Tavern in our intro for amazing Ghibli inspired DND excellence.
A tavern has always been a place to meet and greet, this one seems to have a few secrets of its own, find out what the Art-ifact has in store for you, get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice and follow along!