You Wouldn't

The boys are joined by a very special guest, and friend of the podcast, Ruel. They discuss all things performing, fame at a young age and Will, Pat and Kyle do singing auditions. Will’s Car CrashSuperstitionsPerformingPat’s Song PitchRuel Flies EconomyDream CollaborationSinging AuditionsThe Voice KidsYoung Fame Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will and Pat discuss their fiancé getting turkey slapped on their bucks/hens night and Pat doesn’t know what a stormtrooper is. PS5 Winner AnnouncementCosplayStorm TrooperOld Lady in the AirportOgescarsBucks\Hens NightsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jaxon and Pat sit down to talk about meeting Jellyroll, sex dreams and Jaxon challenges the king of general knowledge. HalloweenRogue SnapchattingJellyrollSharehousingSex DreamsGeneral KnowledgeMelbourne CupHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pat and Will review the submissions to win Will’s PS5, entries closing tonight at midnight. Pat’s new medication means he can’t feel his penis.  PS5 SubmissionsPat’s New MedicationWill’s Awkward Run-inHollywood SecretsOne-liners GameReece WalshWeddingsHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clitty is moving out of home and has nothing to move. Will has another bad encounter with hospitality. Pat’s scared of flying.Moving Out!!Rainbow BridgeAre you gonna finish that??World VisionWhat’s worse? (Pat Edition)Scared of FlyingRambler UpdateHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pat gives his “What’s worse?” Game for Will, and Will talks about sniffing babies. Eddy joins in on the fun.Pat’s DietThe Tour Hype UpOlivia Dean’s First AlbumSam SmithEddy’s BabyPat vs Tom in Weight LossHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Col calls in to layout the terms and conditions of the swimming race bet. Pat gives us his hack to order more at a drive-thru. Pat’s LookalikeNew Tattoo6… 7…..Kyle’s Ginger BeerSpanianCoughing CourtesyRecognised in PublicCol Calling (The Swimming Race Bet)Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will’s giving away his PS5 to a bean spiller or Kyle. Pat shat himself in Terrigal and got pranked with some poo in his protein oats.In On SundayPS5 GiveawayTerrigal HolidayEd GeinContinuity OfficerPerth Business ClassTop 5 Most Famous PeopleHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will tells us about his nightmare on set, and tests Pat’s knowledge on the weirdest nrl scandals. Pat recaps one of the greatest grand final performances ever. Will’s Rehearsal NightmareWill vs Col PearseNRL Scandal QuizBailey Smith ControversyNRL Grand FinalWill Doesn’t Know How To Use LinksWill’s ShoppingHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys reminisce about the school hustlers, and tumble turns. Its riddle timeeeee, Will brings one of the great riddles to Pat and Kyle.Sentimental vs Expensive GiftsPat’s on RitalinThe School HustlersSwimming LessonsRiddlesHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will announces his five-week no snack challenge, and the boys react to Andrew Tate’s parenting. Pat recaps the weekend of sport, and the huge NRL prelim. We Witnessed a GTANo More Snacking?Pat’s Sport SegmentAndrew Tate ParentingSchool HolidaysSinging ChallengeWill’s Top Underrated MoviesHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tilly Oddy Black is back on the podcast after a year hiatus. Tilly tells us the story of an encounter with the lizard Mark Zuckerberg, and her Russian beauticians. We get an update on the hotline caller who got blocked by a boy.Mutual Friends UpdateMeta EventRu PaulWhere on your body have you not touched?Sports vs MoviesTilly’s Russian MassageRelationship AdviceGamblingWill’s MakeoverHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will’s started on his first professional set for ‘Bad Company.’ The boys react to a harrowing prisoner stashing story.Bad Company SetBad AccommodationResting Bitch FaceMeth-smuggling PrisonerQuotesSam Smith’s Favourite Songs of HisHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pat starts the podcast with some sad news. Will and Pat discuss the best fast food slogans, break down some suspicious text messages and Will gives his hot take on FC26.Pat’s NewsFast Food AdvertisementFC26Charlie Kirk Suspect MessagesChicken Tenders TastingHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tickets are selling fast to the Ogescars tour with VIP Ogescars already sold out. Will lists things he could be instantly good at, with one of them being a lawyer. Will doesn’t know what free-to-air means.ALDI Electric BikePat Bashing AllegationsPat Reads Out a Confusing Text MessageThings Will Could DoWill’s Sad Cafe InteractionChannel 10Email youwouldntchannel@gmail.com with your VIP group.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are ratttledddddd, breaking down some of the biggest news articles of the year. Will a prank calling challenge help lighten the mood?Ogescars VIPSmelling BadCharlie Kirk’s AssassinationPrank CallsHotlinesWelcome to my Grid Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys take Human or Not challenge and starting sexting an AI bot. The couple from the pub call back and demand Kyle’s drunken promises. Will’s NapHaigs Chocolate PresentAunty Donna SetPat’s Inside ReviewJoaquin PhoenixHuman or Not?Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The tour dates are announced laddddd!!! We are coming to you for the Road to the Ogescars!Melbourne - November 27thAdelaide - November 28thPerth - December 1stBrisbane - December 3rdSydney - December 5thTour Dates!Melbourne FightThe Conjuring 4Cirque De SoleilSpermBeast of WarHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danny joins again for an episode of chaos. We break down Pat’s decision to blow off a Streetfighter role. Danny reveals Pat and Will embarrassed themselves at the Tropfest opening. Pat and Danny BeefCastingHorror StoriesTropfestAdvice for FilmmakersWeapons  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back in the studio, Pat gives Will a blind ranking of the trip and Will bets he can take on Pat’s really scary high ropes course.Tour Dates!!MountainNZ Jet BoatCatfish DocumentaryBlind RankingPat’s High Ropes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.