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The real reason behind Will’s singular relationship status is revealed - he’s just "too busy" for a boyfie. Then we come back for seconds at witnessing Will’s autistic superpower. Are you not entertained?!Will’s DietState of OriginMelbourne GirlTherapyToo Busy for a BFDark ChocolateAutistic Superpower pt.2Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever wondered how deep Will can suck a dildo? Neither. Pat and Will consider all things Only Fans - how much they'd do it for, how much they've paid for other people's, and the limits of what they would and wouldn't do for a quick buck. Will also reveals his autistic superpower.Hawktuh GirlKyle's GoneTravelling With WillAutistic SuperpowerWill's Horny WankOnly FansDildo DeepthroatHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys recap last night’s Sydney show; the highs and the lows, and Will gives some absolutely shocking news on his date. Will explains his desire for a certain medical procedure which might cause the need for some black market anti-boner pills. Sydney ShowMelbourne GirlWill’s dateCircumcisionHappy CouplesHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sydney show is tonight, let’s ogeee! Listen in to hear the boys recap the tours so far, what’s the worst and best cities to go to? Someone has called Will out for a fight, but it’s not happening unless Pat’s going in as well. Pat gets confused between a triathlon and a marathon. Melbourne GirlRanking Podcast ShowsMoney ManSchool MatesWill’s DateUnder ParisHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s ogeee. The well-awaited Melbourne girl update is upon us and is juicy as ever. Will offers up his general knowledge quiz crown as the boys battle it out in a very tight battle. Is the Megalodon shark Pat’s spirit animal?Melbourne GirlFake gaySpirit AnimalGeneral KnowledgePlant PeopleHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is this the worst episode since Joe? The boys spend half of the episode eating lollies and the other half mourning the loss of Pat’s dog. You may as well have a listen and indulge in one of Will’s hottest takes on a sport loved worldwide and learn what douching is with Pat. If you want to send us stuff, hit us up in the DMs for an address. Let’s oge.Got a Parcel!Gold CoastSwimming RacesPat’s Dead DogRiddleHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New phone who dis. Will’s excited for another one of his most anticipated movies and Pat gives his wrap on a very eventful State of Origin. The boys dream of the love of Grandparents and compare it to Will’s first love that he never met. Pat has a surprise for Will that he absolutely loves. Will’s most anticipated movieState of OriginPat’s new best friendGrandparent’s LoveJelly RollFruitHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday team! The boys are on the couch, and are in a rather inquisitive mood. They question some of the biggest scientific marvels, and it is safe to say that their assumptions are way off. If anyone knows what Boris the Rottweiler is, please reach out and help us track down a script. EnjoyyyyTheory of DatingMatildasRandom ObjectsBoris the RottweilerHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will and Pat sit down with the comedy trio from Perth, the Kick it Forward boys. The boys dive into which AFL players they think are coming out and go way too deep into Will’s new TV show. The general knowledge quiz is back and gets down to the wire. Does Will’s $200,000 schooling career help him get the advantage over the routined trivia boys?? The Kick it Forward boys freak Pat out with their local horror stories.Worst foodsLemon SpinAFL playersQuizSchemesHorror stories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back from Melbourne and the beans are spilled. Have a listen to see what actually went down. Did Will go on his date, and did Pat meet the love of his life? All is revealed in a jam-packed episode. Fill out the survey below to go in the running for free merch at the next merch drop. Let's ogeeeee.Survey - https://forms.gle/oEPxLWEyXYFwoSSZ8Melbourne datesLive showMarketsNunsFootballBein RantJetstar RantHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys sit down before they leave for Melbourne, and give their predictions on the trip. Will Pat meet the love of his life? Is Will going to spend the whole trip with the new guy? Pat reveals he is a secret musical genius, and Will tests his rom-com idea out. All this and more, on a very, very exciting episode.Will bombingToothbrush sharingPredictionsRom-comsNonnasHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are in Melbourne this weeeekeeend. Will and Pat have already lined up two dates in Melbourne… tune in to see how they feel about them. Can you guess the kinks that Pat knows? Pat wonders whether or not they would be mates if they met at a different time in their lives. DateTriple JTyson FuryPassive Aggressive Uber DriverKink GuessingWould we be friends?Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melbourne show is this week. Let’s ogeeee! Tune in as Pat finally likes something that Will has always tried to get Pat to do. Should Will upgrade his Dad to business class on his own card? And the crucial 10 million dollar question is asked…ZachNFL SpeechInstagram FollowersPat’s first movie suggestion10 millionBusiness ClassHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back! Pat delivers a heartfelt apology as he attempts to reconcile his relationship with the listeners. Will leaks his secret plan to create a professional ‘football’ player and reads a very interesting message from a fan. Were these the most rogue hotlines we’ve ever received?Pat’s ApologyPlaquesFootballBali dad with methPauls FormalHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is absolute chaos. Have a listen to see what the boys think about Olivia Rodrigo’s announcement, discover Pat’s Star Wars stupidity, and whether or not Pat has seen a Megalodon. Will gets all the boys from the studio to try his new fat-free cakes, and doesn’t get the reaction he wants. Pat receives a distressing hotline call and gets pushed to breaking point. Forey spaceOlivia RodrigoPat doesn’t know who Chewbacca isGirls at bus stopsCakesHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back with another thrilling episode. Pat spills the beans on his failed date that ends up stuck in a Maccas car park. Will tries to hype Pat up with his gay compliments but Pat gets pushed to the edge. Who do you think was the worst dressed at the MET? SnoringGay ComplimentsThe METGreek EasterBrothelsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The middle couch is occupied today with comedian and friend of the show Aleks Milinkovic. Things get particularly rogue on this one. From roasting old man hecklers to discussing the quickest time to complete a wank, this episode has got everything. When you get a tattoo on your cock, do you have to get an erection first? All will be discovered.Check out Aleks’ podcast ‘Whoa, Free Lunch!?’ at your preferred platform.AleksDrag WrestlingLawyersOld Man HecklersHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live Show Melbourne tickets on sale 6PM MONDAY!! Let's oge. The boys are back in the studio to record EP 107 and Pat's got a spring in his step. Will gets a long awaited update on Pat's flake girl, and it is very very exciting. The boys share their love for the White Fox cult and their hate for TikTok comments. Is there a You Wouldn't move in the works?? Watch this space...Pat works for himselfSZAHate CommentsDoes everyone wear different shirts?You Wouldn't MovieHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Long-time friend of the boys Joe Bird joins Will and Pat on the couch. In the longest podcast ever recorded, the boys definitely didn't skip any details on this one. What should Will and Joe do to get backstage with SZA? And what does your alarm say about you? The big questions have been asked and answered. EnjoyyyyyPat’s journallingWhat is acting like?CT ScanSZA ConcertSurprise PartyJoe’s christeningFuneralsPat’s life hackGymingPat’s dateAdviceAlarms ComplimentsYou Wouldn’t MovieGeneral Knowledge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Anzac Day people! Self-proclaimed by Will, this is You Wouldn'ts 'Longest Ever Podcast,' where he is in a very chaotic mood. Big news in the Drag Race world sparks the question of what would be the boys' drag nicknames? Is Olivia Rodrigo coming to Australia? Will brings a new segment to the poddy called 'It's 2024!' Find out what on Earth he has to say about that. Finally, the boys have a listen to the You Wouldn'ters 'icks' in a very juicy hotline segment. Drag RaceJB Hi-FiPat's moving houseIt's 2024!Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.