Your Aunties Could Never

From Dr. Umar charging $500 for a "date" to a celebrity letting a dog lick the INSIDE of her mouth, the Aunties are back to call out this week's biggest Enemies of Progress.This week, we're getting into the audacity, the questionable parenting, and the outright disgusting behavior making headlines. Join the unfiltered discussion as we break down:Dr. Umar's $500 'Date': The "Prince of Pan-Africanism" is asking women for a $500 donation to his academy in exchange for a private lunch with him. The Aunties call out this "disgraceful" and "charlatan behavior".North West's Corset: The hosts debate North West's latest outfit, which has sparked internet outrage. With one host stating a 12-year-old shouldn't be in a corset, they ask if the internet is sexualising her or if the outfit is just too grown.A Disgusting Dog Kiss: Reality TV star Vicky Pattison shared a shocking video where she opened her mouth wide and let her dog lick the inside. The Aunties call the act "bestiality" and "filthy".Paid Propaganda: The hosts discuss the influencers who were reportedly paid by the Israeli government to go to Gaza and deny that there is a famine.Notting Hill Carnival Debrief: After a great summer, the Aunties debrief on Notting Hill Carnival, from the spiritual meaning of Jab Jab to the minimal violence and the kids drinking straight rum.

This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana are joined by the wonderful  writer, presenter, social commentator Kelechi Okafor to discuss all things men need to know about what women are thinking🚩 Women needing to de-centre Men🚩 Why women sleep with Red Flag Men🚩 Mothers who enable their irresponsible sons🚩 A bit of advice for Kemi Badenoch

This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana host a full on MAN POD with Marvyn Harrison Diversity Equity and Inclusion Consultant and founder of Dope Black Dads in the hot seat to answer everything we need to know about men so we can report back to the women🚩 Princess treatment trend sparks misogyny concerns, do men really like subservient women?🚩 What are the new rules of masculinity in 2025?🚩 Nick Cannon hopes his daughters will not date men like him, why do men only learn respect for women after having daughters?🚩 Why is it so easy for men to walk away from their children?

"I do not shop with the Africans. Ain't no African ever braided my hair." A call to boycott African braiding shops, restaurants, and stores is gaining steam among some Black Americans, and the Aunties are here to shut down the diaspora wars.This week, we're diving deep into the painful and divisive rhetoric fueling this boycott and questioning where this misdirected anger is coming from.Join the unfiltered discussion as we get into:The Boycott: Unpacking the claims behind the boycott and why blaming one part of our community for bad service is a dangerous distraction.Beyoncé vs. Michael Jackson: A viral TikTok creator claims Beyoncé is now bigger than MJ. The Aunties break down why Michael's legacy is untouchable.Kemi Badenoch's Rebrand: The UK politician now says she no longer identifies as Nigerian. We discuss her desperate pandering and the betrayal felt by the community.Colorism & Pregnancy: Reacting to the pressure and intrusive questions a pregnant Jasmine Brown is facing about her unborn daughter's skin tone and hair texture.🔥 We NEED to hear from you! What are your thoughts on the boycott? And who is the bigger artist: Beyoncé or Michael Jackson? Drop your take in the comments!👍 If you believe in Black unity and enjoy these real talks, BOP the LIKE button and SUBSCRIBE to Your Aunties Could Never!

This week your favourite aunties Ak & Nana are joined by Journalist and Broadcaster, TV & Radio Presenter Afua Hagan and award-winning Ghanaian actress and founder of Kinky Matters Lydia Forson.This week's Enemies of Progress include Michael Rappaport for his tone deaf defence of Hulk HoganPrincess Michael of Kent for allegedly naming two of her sheep Venus & SerenaA young woman offering head to streamer Duke DennisAnd men objectifying a girl who got a sexy body makeover

YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER NEW EPISODE | 247This week your favourite Aunties AK Farrah and Nana are joined by Mr Outside himself Marvin Abbey of 3 Shots of Tequila podcastMarvin helps the Aunties take on this week's Enemies of Progress🚩 A woman didn't update her dating profile to say she was homeless 🚩 DJ AG's earnings exposed by the Financial Times and Shadeborough 🚩 Twenty right wing fools debate Mehdi Hasan 🚩 Is Will Poulter targeting Black women or just a man with a type and a bit too much confidence

The Aunties, joined by the hilarious Chizzy Akudolu, are diving deep into the wild rules of modern dating and so much more!Join the unfiltered discussion as we get into:Dating Etiquette: Who's in the wrong if a date is ghosted over a "missed confirmation"?The Man Drought: Is it just us, or is it a desert out there for single women? Where are the good men at?Nicki Minaj vs. SZA: Unpacking the latest beef between two queens and why it's so unnecessary.Drake's Corniness: From his fake abs to covering up a LeBron James tattoo, we discuss why Drake is an "enemy of progress."MasterChef Scandal: The Aunties react to the hosts of MasterChef UK being let go over allegations of racism and misconduct.We NEED your take! Should you have to confirm a date on the day? Is the dating scene a desert? Let us know in the comments!

This week your favourite Aunties AK, & Nana are joined by Queen Galavanter Celia Toks. Who helps the Aunties take this week's Enemies of Progress to task.This year's Essence Fest has been met with criticism of its disorganisation and its African CEO is being blamed.Boxer Anthony Joshua for saying guilt after cheating = loyalty.Nicki Minaj beefing Jay Z and including us in the group chat.Prada is under fire, accused of culturally appropriating Indian sandals during its recent show at Milan Fashion week. and a discussion about paying rent whilst at home goes left when the kids said Mum should get an extra job instead of charging them rent!

This week your favourite Aunties, AK, Farrah & Nana discuss this week's Enemies of Progress,Marks & Spencers' Strawberries & Cream sandwich that's unavailable everywhere, People talking loudly on night flights, Nelly & Ashanti's reality show exposing their business & red flags to the world, Jeff Bezos' tone deaf extravaganza wedding and projectile baby poop.

This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah & Nana debate whether or not whether donor babies can be called brother or sister. B Simone's lack of friendship awareness, Donald Trump and his F-bomb outburst and whether or not Jay Z should give us one more tour!

A Bournemouth salon called a mixed-race girl’s curls “too hard to handle.” 🥴 Enter superstar stylist Vernon Francois (Lupita, Serena, Doja Cat) to break down why Afro hair is NOT the problem ignorance is! What We CoverVernon’s journey from UK salon floors to styling Hollywood royalty and why every client deserves “guardianship,” not judgment. The viral straightening video: layers of race, education and profit that social media missed. Why many Black stylists still can’t work with textured hair, and the urgent need for regulation. How colourism, porn culture and “hair-swish” dance tropes keep straight hair on a pedestal. Vernon’s red-carpet rule: 12 years with Lupita and never a bone-straight wig.

The Game claims 50% of women stash a ‘d**k in a jar’ for emergencies—true or trash? We debate the backup-man myth, shut down Maya Jama haters, and clap back at Ray J’s Sexxy Red lie.In Episode 241 of Your Aunties Could Never, Aunty AK, Nana, Farrah, Sade & guest sex-therapist Charlene Douglas tackle:Backup men” vs. relationship loyalty—do women secretly plan their next partner? Maya Jama’s new love & the sexist backlash online. Piers Morgan’s latest Meghan rant—privacy or obsession? Ray J admits he lied about sleeping with Sexyy Red—why clout trolling hurts Black women. Oloni’s viral “ask your friend to abort” take tough love or too far? Beyoncé ‘Cowboy Carter’ Tour vs. UK tabloid shade.  . Hinge’s new height filter—short king discrimination or dating app sanity? A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:In this episode, our beloved Auntie Sade announces that she will be leaving 'Your Aunties Could Never' at the end of June. We love her immensely and this is not a goodbye, just a see you later!

This week on Extra Aunties, your favourite Aunties sit down with Grammy winning artist Estelle to get all up in her business.From her West London roots to international stardom, Estelle talks about gospel, soul, reggae, hip hop and the journey that shaped her. We get into the music, the moves, the break, and the bounce back with her latest album Stay Alta.We talk fame, family, beauty, and working with Kanye.

This week your favourite Aunties, AK, Farrah, Nana and Sade are joined by international song star Estelle ... who helps send to the bin this week's Enemies of ProgressRemy Ma & Papoose for subjecting us to their relationship dramaAlyssa Scott vs Nick Cannon - what did Alyssa expect vs should Nick be doing better?The Tate Brothers finally chargedMuni Long says Black Women hate her!

Helping your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana get through their Enemies of Progress with VP from 90s Babies Podcast.This week's guilty include - Gingers trying to claim allyship with the struggle of Black folks, Women showing up to their beauty appointments unwashed, Sarafee sharing his unsolicited opinion regarding Cassie at the Diddy trial, David Lammy for being a government puppet and VP & Temi from The 90s Babies podcast for calling some women out of their names!