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Author: Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

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Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!


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What do you get when you cross a couple of crazy guys, one crazy website, and the crazy news in the world today? Well, let’s just say this…it makes for one crazy show. And YOU get to listen to it. Right here, right now. The only problem? At some point it will be over. But then? There’s always more YKS…not to mention YKS Premium! It’s an embarrassment of riches, and NOT just a regular embarrassment. And best of all, you can check it out right here, right now. The Donut Rebellion starts here…so tap to unlock calm. The Play Now button that, is! Right here, right now. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Miketober has ended…and Mikevember now begins! Nah. It’s normal stuff. But it’s pretty good I think. Laugh with us as we catch up on the StandUpShots Top 10! Only on YKS Premium.Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Last night I was trying to think of something to get mad about and I came up with “sometimes if you have a car that has a push button ignition it’s sort of hard to tell if it’s all the way on or just in accessory mode.” I know there’s a lot of bad stuff happening in the world, but I’m kind of embarrassed that I couldn’t come up with a slight inconvenience or weird interaction to ruminate on so intensely that it screwed up my night. The hell is going on. Let me try one more. It fuckin sucks…when you…fuckin…have to go to the bathroom…?? Fuck. I don’t know. I think I took too much naps lately or something. Anyway on this episode of the show we have nipple rings, nipple armor, and a button that hides your shame when getting intimate with internet explorer. EnjoyMusic for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Miketober 666 comes to its thrilling conclusion…at some point! Plus bonus episodes of a decidedly less-spooky variety, on YKS Premium!Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The only sponge you don’t have to fold! Cute pets always can't help us make hugging them. It all starts with a shift. And all the rest. They’re our friends, these little sayings. So we will ask to smell their balls on the set of our TV show and, I guess, still keep making the TV show. Oh well! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Miketober…the Freak’s Delight…Get your freak on right now, only at YKS Premium!Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!Go to Quince.com/yks for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too!Try Gusto today at gusto.com/YKS, and get three months free when you run your first payrollWow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Engaging Episode Description Protocol C.R.A.Z.Y – Comedy wRiting And Zany…Yep! 10-4. Protocol fully engaged. Deploying tactical laugh gas and precision funny bone homing missiles. Target is median age 45 information technology administrator with generalized anxiety disorder and compulsion to eat spicy chips. Reports indicate this episode could be the one that turns it around for them. So let’s make it count, boys. On my mark. 3…2…1 (Steven Tyler voice) Just push play! Oh yeah!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Miketober 666 continues on YKS Premium! Go to hell…for just $5/mo!  Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Listen up. It’s the show. And, what’s more, this is the description of it. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)I would do this: YKS Premium, if I wanted more of this: :-) Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
There should be a way to just have a single ordinary thought and immediately have it translated into a physical manifestation of my misunderstanding of what “Art” is! And it should be RIGHT NOW because I have to go to the CAR DEALERSHIP later! Well, luckily, that seems to be the only problem American Capital is aiming to solve, beyond “make sure no one has jobs anymore”, which is also going VERY WELL! As maddening as that is, I think I’ll try to relax. Hand me my towel with a picture of an asshole on it, I’ll be in the backyard drinking a particular kind of malt beverage that is marketed to reinforce my particular neuroses. And oh yeah, wearing my (Howard Stern voice) CHRISTIAN THONG! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)YKS Premium – I’m not just the CEO, I’m also a member! Well I’m not really the CEO. Or a member, I guess. But I see some of the stuff before it comes out. It’s ok. MIKETOBER 666! Only at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners SIXTY PERCENT OFF your first box! Go to Tempo Meals dot com slash YKS.Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Snoopy and the gang are going for a ride in the new Chrysler Pacifica. And why not! They’re ostensibly children, despite being something like 80 years old by this point, so there’s simply no doubt they would take full advantage of the best-in-class technology and entertainment on offer in the well-appointed Premium trim or even in the luxurious, top-of-the-line Pinnacle edition. Why, I could see the entire Peanuts crew now, charging up their personal devices in all 3 rows, connecting to the available onboard Wi-Fi hotspot, and even streaming the latest and greatest programming on the optional 11” headrest monitors! Because whether you’re on the way to soccer practice, visiting grandma and grandpa at their old lake house, or going airborne after a botched PIT maneuver because a crackhead in a neck gaiter mistook your daughter’s My Little Pony blanket for a Pride bumper sticker, every day is an adventure in the 2025 Chrysler Pacifica. I’ll bring the soda.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)If you noticed that chill down your spine, then you already know…Miketober has arrived! Confront fear itself, in podcast form, only at YKS Premium!Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Take back your personal data with Incogni! Use code ykspod at the link below and get 60% off annual plans: https://incogni.com/ykspodWow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
I respect the hell outta y’all for listening to this show. It takes a lot of damn guts to sit down and figure out your bluetooth while you’re driving your car. There’s some real chutzpah involved in throwing in some HeadBudz and halfway paying attention to 2 jagoffs talking shit while you’re washing a dish. I mean it. Hell, I could never do it. But I do want to ask you this. Do you have what it takes? I mean do you really think you got it in ya? Can you reach way down deep, and come up with the motherfuckin ATTITUDE necessary to join the airport revolution!? Yeah, I thought not. Stick to podcasts. And regular roasting pans. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Feeling down? Get a trillion Joy Points by signing up for YKS Premium today! Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The year is 2025. Someone is writing “The World’s First” on their little piece of crap they invented and not wondering why someone else didn’t get to it first. This will presumably never stop happening. I mean why, would it? When you can cop a mad deece six figgies off a picture frame with a speaker in it, why would you ever iterate on someone else’s design? You’ve got the magic damn touch! Your ideas are divine! Actually, hey, since you’re noodling on stuff, I got a problem. I’m wasting like 20 hours a year on…no, not moving carpet around. It’s a coffee thing. You know what, lemme call you back. I have a Pickleball game starting in a minute. Did you know it’s the fastest growing…oh you hung up. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)For more YKS, check out YKS Premium. It’s basically the club. Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Wow! With apologies to our friends from What A Time To Be Alive, I admit this has been one heck of a week to be saying that phrase! For one thing, it looks like Taco Bell is bringing back some of their classic menu favorites, plus I’m just getting over a small toe injury from a couple of weeks ago, and there’s a new game out that I’m not going to play but I bet some of my friends will. Busy, busy, busy! But as crazy as this has all been, I know I’ll be waking up tomorrow and starting another week off with a bang. Well, I guess that doesn’t make sense if you don’t know I wrote the episode descriptions on Sunday. Oh gosh…now I feel like I gotta start all over. SUNDAY: That day you flumpity foo…Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Want more YKS? Check out YKS Premium – “Da World’s Most Ethical Podcast”Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Down…set…hut hut…Podcast! It’s football season and oh man that’s funny I just saw Fireman Ed on TV. I thought he was giving it up because they didn’t put him on the Jumbotron enough. What happened, Ed? Couldn’t come up with anything else to do on Sundays? Looks like he assaulted a guy as well. Check out his Wikipedia page picture also. Funny. He is, of course, the most normal NFL fan. Anyway, congrats to all sports fans on this auspicious occasion! Let’s celebrate with a little Kickstarter action. In today’s trenches, we’re going head to head with a brand new information network and platform, tossing up a hail mary with a new popsicle convention, and dancing in the endzone with a horny comic book. Don’t sit on the bench…sit on your ass, and listen to the show! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Wahoo!!!! I am crazy for YKS!!! That’s why I signed up for YKS Premium…because I’m a psycho for this podcast! And best of all, that's where I can get more of the podcast! Cuckoo!Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! This episode of YKS sponsored by these fine brands:Tempo - Get 60% off your first box at TempoMeals.com/YKS. Rocket Money - Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/yks today.  EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code yks at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/yks ⛵Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
How to Become A Millionaire with ChatGPT, from the guys who need $150. Alright, look. It’s getting to be a little bit like when that psychic hotline went under, and everybody said “hey didn’t they see that coming?” which is hack, of course. But…I dunno. Maybe it’s right! Let’s have a little space for the Reddity logic guys. Maybe if you can make a million bucks off ChatGPT, you should have to do it first, instead of asking me to help! What’s even the excuse…you didn’t feel like it? Well I don’t either! Let’s just both enjoy being poor and stop trying to sell e-courses. Plus, there’s a Christmas Alien named after poop. What, you didn’t see that coming?Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)(To the guys who read the episode description after finishing the episode) Awww, all outta YKS? Sign up for YKS Premium! You’ll get ad-free episodes, bonus episodes every week, with video of every bonus episode available as well. And hey now that you’re all done on your phone I hope you have a nice rest of the day! Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Check out Quince.com/YKS for free shipping and 365 day returns!Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Together, you’ve heard them 14 times on YKS, and on their streams and podcasts, perhaps millions more. But today is not about that. Today is about…pumpy. Actually I forget what that was. So let’s say that today is about Kickstarters. Even though it rarely is, of course. And as you can see by the prodigious runtime of this episode, it had very little chance to be the exception proving the rule. But what if it were? Well you’d probably hear about a celebrity’s crazy vanity project, a guy’s crazy book, and some crazy fake science. And there would be 4-5 of us going crazy thinking and talking about those things. Plus! Some very normal things as well. Just kidding.Watch Demi’s new show, SYWWAPP 🍆 on Aunty Donna’s GrouseHouseTV! Three episodes are out now with more to come!Catch Libby’s stream several times a week at Twitch.tv/Libtron. Plus, her podcast What’s All This Then has launched a video tier! Grab bonus episodes and more at patreon.com/whatsallthisthen.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)Find all of AuGuest in video form, only on  YKS Premium! That’s Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for AuGuest in the classic form of video! Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Get 20% off your order of the best smelling candles online, from our friend at MtEllinor! Go to MtEllinor.com and use the promo code YKS to let him know, “Mike and JF didn’t fuck the ad up”Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
What if masculinity could be redefined? Well, I don’t know. I don’t really know what that means. It sounds like something Tom Brady would say on a Sunday morning in a watch commercial while I’m ambling to the kitchen to get more chips. But now knowing it’s some dummy sitting in front of his TV cords mumbling about eating vegetables or something, well hey, now I’m ready to sign up to go to some weird man yelling camp! On today’s show, as AuGuest continues, we’re joined by a man truly worth listening to…if you’re not on the other end of a prank call, that is. It’s Chris James! And he is not wearing poopy diapers. He asked me to say that.Check out Chris on Guys, the podcast about guys, and his new show The Actually Serious Show now available at patreon.com/notevenashowMusic for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)YKS Premium! Weirdly enough, this month it’s the place you go to hear Mike and JF with no guests! Actually I guess that’s not that weird. That’s what it normally is. Except for like 2-3 movie months, or when we ask one of our friends to be a talking poop. But there’s a lot of good stuff over there and I’m not just saying that because I pour my heart and soul into it!!!! It’s everything I have! Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
They call it AuGuest…but they should be calling it “Aw yeah! This month is “Au” – the periodic symbol for the element gold, that is. Because the guests, the Kickstarters, the production, and hey even the hosts themselves…they’re as good as gold! But unlike gold, you won’t find something this glittery – although not everything that glitters is it – in the ground, but rather in the digital files of my very device, which is itself “grounded”, but when I listen I feel as high as a kite! And the kite, of course, my dear friends, is as golden as the podcast itself, and the wonderful friends I’ve made listening to it – that’s right, I’m talking about you.” But that wouldn’t fit on a t-shirt, so they don’t. Check out Dan’s brand new podcast, The Outfit, on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or on YouTube. And follow Dan on BlueSky for the latest on this guy’s crazy life. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)This and all AuGuest (plus many more!) episodes are available in video form on YKS Premium! Check it out. And if you don’t like it, nothing bad will happen anyway, so whatever!Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! This episode of YKS is brought to you by these fine brands: Schedule35 - Get 15% Off with code YKS at Schedule35.co - That’s 15% off at Schedule35.co and use code YKS.Saily - 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code yks at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/yks ⛵NordVPN - EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
What do you get when you cross August the month with Guests, the people you have on your show sometimes? Well you get a fresh pair of eyes on the interesting yet crazy Kickstarters of the day, a ton of laughs, and oh yeah, you get AuGuest, the brand new concept rolling into YKS just this very month! Join us and inaugural guest Stefan Heck as we take a look at computer mouse storage, a music pleasure insertion toy, basically the chairs from WALL-E, and some Kickstarters that Stefan brought as well. Wait, I just remembered he didn’t bring any. What the hell!? Why didn’t he do anything? Freakin numbnuts.Listen to Stefan’s show Blocked Party, now exclusively on Patreon, at Patreon.com/BlockedParty, and hey why not watch him live every Monday - Thursday at Twitch.tv/GoOffKings? Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)I don’t always watch video episodes of the YKS main feed episodes…but when I do, it’s at YKS Premium. For AuGuest only, Squeeze Louise members enjoy weekly video of YKS Regular and Premium, plus the usual ad-free and other perks! Sign up today at Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucksFollow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Gimme the clicker! I wanna watch YourHometv.com! Ah crap. All they’re playing is this stupid podcast. It looks like it’s hosted by 2 total morons. Heh. They’re ugly as well. And they seem depressed but not in an interesting way? Shit hold on they’re gonna discuss Kickstarter…that feels fresh. Let’s see what they got. Well it’s 45 mins in and they haven’t said anything about the Kickstarters. They’re mostly talking about doctors appointments and TV remotes. Well I checked the guide and apparently they’re gonna eventually get to bible memes, 1000 bad jokes, and a real sicko’s attempt to grift a luxury car. Evidently  there’s an actual good idea at the end. But I’m not waiting over 2 hours just to hear that. I gotta go play with my bath toys.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)YKS Beach Party is over…but there’s plenty more where that came from! Not parties, I guess. But episodes. Of YKS! Premium! But it’s only at YKS Premium…sign up today and get access to what simply must be thousands of hours of bonus content…all for just $5 a month!  Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Episode 416: The Fry Itself

Episode 416: The Fry Itself

2025-07-2101:59:051

I just want to say before anyone listens to this episode…I LOVE true crime! Podcasts, Dateline, asking Chappy Tea to embellish the grisly details of case files I looked up with a hacked PACER account…I can’t get enough. So when I imply in this episode that I think the cottage industry exploiting the victims of physical violence for t-shirt sales is horrifically sad and beneath contempt, I was talking about something else. Or I got confused or I was taken over by a brain thing or something. I got all messed up for a sec. It’s cool though. Anyway what else?Oh yeah. Farts are funny and I’m a ninja pimp. Enjoy the episodeMusic for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)For more YKS, check out YKS Premium: The Exclusive Home of YKS Beach Party 2025 – featuring incredible guests and some movies of some kind of quality as well! Last week we were joined by Teacher Lounge’s Dan Lippert for Piranha 2, and this week we’re talking 1995’s Bushwhacked with Tawny Newsome from Star Trek: Lower Decks and Yo, Is This Racist?! Folks, it’s called good content, and you’re getting it by the bucketful for just $5 a month on Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
I hate my RV. Why did I decide to buy it? Why am I living in a big car? Aren’t I supposed to be enjoying my life at this age? I worked hard, dammit! And that slick salesboy at the dealership talked me into buying this big hulking bus. I look like I’ve got Aerosmith in here, but it’s just me, my wife, 6 of the most disgusting and worst behaved dogs this side of a Stephen King movie, a steel trash can full of Labubus, and a satellite dish. I wish I were dead! The only animating force in this life is the haunting spectre of dirt collecting in the entryway. Each day it calls me, and I answer! Toiling in its wake like Sisyphus! What benevolence will release me from this Hell?! Hopefully there’s like a small piece of plastic or something. Or, at the very least, a wetworks mercenary figurine I can put on the dashboard.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)YKS Premium Presents: YKS Beach Party! There’s a thou”sand” reasons to join us at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, but I’ll just give ya one: Great movies, great guests, and great times!Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! YKS is brought to you by these fine brands:🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code yks at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/yks ⛵EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!Use code ykspod at the link below to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan: https://incogni.com/ykspodGet 15% Off with code YKS at Schedule35.co - That’s 15% off at Schedule35.co and use code YKS.Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this episode of YKS, we’ve got more Kickstarters than you can shake a stick at. That is, until they Kickstart a really big stick! Oh golly…don’t give ‘em any ideas. Actually, do. That would help them and help me. What other ideas do you got? Do you have any ideas about how certain pleasant strokables might be improved? Or perhaps some thoughts on making sports betting more crypto-friendly? What about a sitcom that’s, uh, well, I don’t know. Maybe don’t do the sitcom one. Tell you what, listen to this episode of the show, THEN come up with ideas. THEN I can have the ideas. And THEN they make a crazy movie about my life starring Zac Efron. And you, my friend, my inspiration, you can see the movie. Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)YKS Premium Wow! I can feel the sand between my toes…it feels like a beach party with some of my favorite content creators and THEIR favorite summer movies! That’s right, YKS Beach Party is back on YKS Premium! Join us and all our beach partyin’ friends for a month of surftacular fun at Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucksFollow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Comments (17)

Overzealous Euthanasiast

That song was a hell of a lot like the Band Nightwish, worth checking out if it tickled a certain part of the brain. many songs to recommend, but the one I was first introduced with was "Wishmaster" - am confident still goes hard to this day lol

Nov 3rd
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rckandeggroll

the affirmation cards made me call in sick to work

Aug 27th
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Elliot Werner

hhh

Jun 19th
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GRR

5starr 5star

May 18th
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fatman

im love mike and jf 😎

Apr 1st
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Paul Blanda

this is the best episode of any podcast.

Mar 7th
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cynicoma

if I already used castbox to listen to yks will I get free premium access I assume so thanks im advance!

Feb 6th
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Anthony Doritos

Nicky Wigs? Yes please

Jan 23rd
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John Julian

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I am will have the same thing to you 4r, gas& , as ,, rx

Dec 25th
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cynicoma

what the eff? is this a weekly pod now?

Nov 13th
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Billy

My first episode and now I want to listen to them all.

Nov 3rd
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Paul Blanda

this is an amazing episode from an amazing podcast.

Oct 18th
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Paul Blanda

the absolute best podcast

Jul 24th
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Victor Kipnis

the only podcast i look forward to listening to

May 6th
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Brian Weir

it's good

May 5th
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erik badbransoff

truly the best podcast to listen to with headphones on

Mar 27th
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