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How done with winter are you? We're so over it! As we sat down to record this episode, Environment Canada issued another Special Weather Statement about another snow dump on the way.But we both had fun weeks! Zoë got to see the Sens AND got a puck! And Milky is going to try the much talked about Spyce Girlz spices!Zoë got carded... We wonder why people get upset about that, and about when they're offered the senior's discount? TAKE IT!Also this week:Celebrity Stuff - Val Kilmer set to star in new movie thanks so Ai - Carly Rae Jepson's a mom now - Jay Z is now Jaÿ Z - and Chuck Norris passed away.Duh Of The Day - Zoë awards our FISHY Award to the most D'uh of Three D'uh's Of The WeekNews Nuggets - Punch The Monkey has a girlfriend - BYOB To Events This Summer - Tired Of Tipping? Most of us are.Plus - we're craving a GREAT egg roll! Where do you suggest we go? It's another round of This Or That And Why!Brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca 1150 Heron Rd.Find us online @ www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back with more conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!Today, we talk about the PWHL's Ottawa Charge who are said to be in talks with the Ottawa Senators about moving to Canadian Tire Centre... And we discuss the embarrassing home game this week where Montreal Canadienne fans overwhelmed our arena and then trolled us online calling it Montreal's other home. And, they're not wrong.Plus - inspired by Alan Doyle's visit to Ottawa (and other cities on his current tour) we asked you what he's been asking his followers - where's the best place in Ottawa to get a cup of coffee with a friend? Milky had no idea we had this many coffee shops, let alone great ones! Zoë, meanwhile, feels she lives in Ottawa's "coffee district" also known as Hintonburgh! And yes, we'll reveal the top vote getter!News Nuggets this week include - a women being told to take the surgical screws out of her head herself, snake yoga, never trust your kids with your phone, and churning butter while jogging.In Celebrity Stuff - What's in the Oscar "loot bags?" Plus, Pussycat Dolls are back, the BS celebrities put up with from fans and when enough is enough, Dakota Johnson bares it all and Drew Barrymore's show signs on for 2 more years!And, it's a spring themed round of This Or That And Why!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And the debate is on... Why do so many people hate daylight saving time? Are you team Zoë or team Milky on this one?Also this week... TikTok phenoms Leroy & Leroy visited OttawaWe used Ticketmaster and it really is a disasterThe safest and least safe cities to drive in, in Ontario (the answers will likely surprise you!)Spice Girls vs. Spyce Girlz - an Ottawa entrepreneur finds herself in quite the messOntario man arrested in Vegas for doing WHAT to a Flamingo?Why Thin Mints are better from the freezer (who knew!?!?!?)More bad and sad news for Britney SpearsHarry Styles shirtlessAnd on This Or That And Why... We ask, would you rather a Shamrock Shake or Green Beer? Irish Stew or Lucky Charms?Think of it as your on-line neighbourhood café - where you listen in on conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!www.zmshow.com brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Zoë and I kinda fall backwards into a conversation about Ottawa and it's reputation as being a city that is in denial about all things sexy.It wasn't that long ago that Ashley Madison ranked us as the #1 city in North America for affairs. There were several swinger clubs with street front signage.With Ashley Madison re-branding, and with new stats that show more and more couples are in open relationships we couldn't help but wonder why Ottawa seems to portray itself as somewhere that adult fun not only can't exist, but doesn't exist.Also this week, we hear about a 4 eared cat who the internet has fallen in love with, a grandfather made headlines this week after his hilarious license plate was taken away, and the cottage used in Heated Rivalry is now available on Air BnB!Zoë's got some thoughts on Brady Tkachuk following the games in Italy, plus - police are now using drones to catch people who continue to drive with their phones in their hands. We wonder WHY people still do this? Connecting to your car is easier, safer, and legal.And John speaks for the first time about the loss of his friend Lowell Green. Lowell's last shows were co-hosted by John on the internet radio platform he launched.And, as promised, here's the link to a BuzzFeed page you should bookmark for when you need a feel good story: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.buzzfeed.com/arsheenkaur44/wholesome-internet-posts-february-23&ved=2ahUKEwiD1Lqa-_ySAxUkxuYEHT9kITkQFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0OSJjYJqcwq4RlwsZPUWevWe're online at www.zmshow.comBrought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Valentine's Day, and Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane, a rising star in Canadian Comedy, is producing an all female standup show at Ottawa's Laff Lounge!She tells us about the show, gives some insight into the hard work and dedication that goes into standup, and invites you to the countless, incredible comedy shows and open mics that happen in our city most nights of the week! She also shares a fun story of how she kinda kicked the "Night Mayor's" ass when he left comedy off of the list of fun things to do in the Nation's Capital!Plus... We get into some of the nuttier stories from this past week with our News Nuggets, including pet names that people hate. How did "Bae" become a thing, and why "Daddy" is NOT ok with many of us.And we ask... If someone you knew were to look inside your car, would you be embarrassed? Why? What's in there that you don't want people to see?Plus, F Bomb at the curling in Italy, and our thoughts on Canada's performance at the Olympics so far... And The Ottawa Charge are heading back to Canadian Tire Centre. We're going!!! You should join us!Every week we cover what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky (or as we discover this week, Zoë prefers Zo-ayyyyyyy)What a fun conversation! We wonder who in the world thought to name a day in FEBRUARY as "work naked day" - clearly they can't be Canadian. We also discuss Shower With Friends Day which was also this past week.We loved watching Kylie and Jason Kelce learning to curl on TikTok this week, and that leads to a conversation about which rink in Ottawa is the best for curlers... And for showering with friends.We introduce you to a 90 year old Instagram star from New Brunswick, take on the Tate McRae controversy, and learn why Elmo is pissed at Taylor Swift. Wait... .What????We loved the opening ceremonies at the Olympics and run down some of the new events you'll see this year, and we discuss the NFL championship game (not allowed to use the S name apparently) and determine that the team in blue will win. haha... We also look at some of the silliest things you can actually bet on as it pertains to the game.Our conversations are always a lot of fun, unrehearsed and, frankly, just two unhinged dumb dumbs set loose on the internet!We're so glad you chose us to keep you company! www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on ZM... Brought to you by McCarthyAutomotive.caWe believe we have solved one tech issue and creating another. Typical ZM.Also- Normal things that gross you out- Best Drinks To Impress A Date- Most Romantic Places- Coldplay Concert Couple Inspires Superbowl Ad- Oddsmakers Pick Grammy Favourites- What is Cigarette Mom rock?- Heated Rivalry In OttawaCovering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ZM is Zoë & Milky - fun conversations every weekend where we cover what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!Today we get caught up after both being away last weekend - But of us finding our own kind of fun!We're joined by Euan who is part of the production of One Small Misstep playing this week at the Gladstone Theatre https://thegladstone.ca/ for tickets and more info!This week - You just never know what kids will say, including one 5 year old who told his teacher that Mommy makes videos in her bedroom. Except it's not what you think. It's pretty cute, actually.We look at some of the items being offered on Gwenyth Paltrow's Goop Guide for Valentine's day. THAT's always a good laugh!A Reddit thread caught our eye this week - reasons you chose to NOT hire someone. OMG people can be stupid!This week's Celebrity Stuff includes news that David Letterman is returning to Canada after almost 50 years, Martin Short did a bad, bad thing at Selena Gomez's wedding, and fans in Russia are risking jail to see Heated Rivalry. Just how hot IS that show?!?! And, OMG we can't wait to see the new Canada Shore Show which is shot in Kelowna BC! ... Speaking of, that city is home to our Doozie Of A D'uh Of The Day winner this week!Thanks for choosing us to keep you company on your commute, while you work out or walk the dog! We're online (including links to our Youtube) at www.zmshow.comBrought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!We have a fun story this week featuring predictions they made in the 50s about what life would be like today. Some of them are pretty hilarious!Plus - The 2025 list of things people put in their butts is out! That got quite the reaction from our live audience Haha!Also this week - Ottawa's Capital Ribfest has a new home, NCC warning people not to ski jump across the Rideau Canal, and a dog is ok after chewing electric gloves and starting a fire.This week we have FIVE candidates for a Doozie Of A D'uh Of The Day (it's been a wild week of weirdos for sure) and we'll run down this week's most fun news nuggets, have a look at some of the big celebrity stories from the past few days, and it's another round of This Or That And Why?!And check out our fancy new website! Yes, we overhauled it again - but the new features, including our Youtubes and the ability for you to send voice notes, was worth it!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy new year from ZM! Zoë & Milky!We’re covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!Another fun conversation this week as we get into why nobody in Ottawa seems to ever know what direction they’re going. Do you know which way is east? Or West? Or North? Or South?We also talk about another driver being pulled over without insurance.  Add that to more than $27,000 in unpaid fines they already have.In the GOOD NEWS department, it appears the end is near for the 6-7 craze, plus this year’s top Ai prompts people loved, and how Ai has failed us recently, world records that were broken in 2025 and Tim’s has revealed their top treats of the past year!  That got us onto the topic of fast food and Zoë wondering why her Big Macs always look like they lost a wrestling match. Meanwhile Milky has found the only place in Canada that seems to know how to do a Whopper right! We talk fashion, since Zoë slayed with her new year’s outfit!  Plus, are weight loss drugs worth it?  Milky’s considering it.And then there’s the entire unfortunate incident of a bird and Zoë’s car. Looking for some great conversation during your walk, or a long drive? Hi! We’re ZM! www.zmshow.com - brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ZM year end podcast recorded live today at Hometown Sports Grill! Our special guest is Andre M Proulx from BlastTheRadio.comWe get caught up after Christmas - Andre got skates, Zoë got new skis! We talk skating hot spots and the love of downhill skiing and ask, if there was a skating track on Sparks Street, would you use it? And we look forward to New Year's Eve and wonder why doesn't Ottawa, and Canada for that matter, have a huge new year’s celebration? Why do we always have to tune into the ball drop in New York City?And while we're on the topic, are people even going lit anymore? Andre has spent many years producing shows and dj'ing at clubs. He offers his perspective.We had some cool drinks at Hometown while this conversation took place, we hope you'll pour something that you enjoy while spending a little time with us today!Brought to you by McCarthy Automotive!We're online at www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!This week we discuss road construction in Ottawa. Why the hell does it take so long? Do you ever seen anybody working?Also... The Ottawa Senators made a marketing boo boo after the Chicago game and recovered from it magnificently!We'll keep you laughing with a new game we play called Sound It Out - where we take 3 or 4 individual words, and you have to figure out what the sentence is that, when put together, they create!And, thanks to a HUGE response on Facebook, we get into the things people do on Facebook that give you the "ick." OMG there are soooo many things! And yes, we include the new Ai Christmas portraits that suddenly popped up this week!Plus Gridr's Unwrapped for 2025 is glorious, women consumed a lot of naughty things on Pornhub this year, the most annoying songs of 2025, and our Dooziest D'uh Of The Week and more!Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays from ZM! Our listener numbers continue to grow and that's thanks to you! We're grateful!ZMwww.zmshow.comzoemilkman@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's ZM!This week we get into some super fun talks about everything from trying to wrap oddly shaped items, to holiday traditions we'd be ok with saying goodbye to.We hope that will include Elf On The Shelf. How did THAT become a thing anyway???Are you having any luck with Ai? Milky hates it and says it's not making things easier at all. Zoë, on the other hand, is using it successfully. Is this a generational thing?This year's viral TikTok food hack involves vanilla ice cream and a little something from the LCBO. We wonder, would YOU try it? Not sure we would.Also viral this week is an insane video of a skydiver in Australia who gets his chute caught on the plane. See it for yourself here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7GTyg4R390Plus:Christmas songs that are proven to stress your dog out.Secret Santa requires apps now??? And an Amazon wish list?Celebrity Stuff including this year's winner of BEST BULGE!Our D'UH Of The Week Award goes to....And bonus content for our podcast listeners (our radio audience didn't get to hear these) including This Or That And Why, should we start our own awards show, and dog poop... Why do some people hang it in trees?www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - back at it on ZM!Today we discuss Zoë's recent trip to Montreal - a city that never disappoints!Plus... John is selling his truck but doesn't want to do that privately because people can't be trusted. How does someone do this?Did you ever get in real trouble at school? We'll tell you why we each did.Our Spotify Wrapped could not be more different, find out why! And... Hold onto your undies - we will reveal the colour of the year for 2026! It's soooo (not) exciting!We have our headlines of the week, including one very drunk racoon and Celebrity Stuff this week including Bad Bunny as the most streamed artist on earth, this year's performers on Rockin' New Years Eve, a milestone for Kelly Clarkson and more!www.ZMShow.com Brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Our podcast is brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca - for all your automotive needs!This week we wonder how people know about tree lighting at Lansdowne Park, and about the light show in the Byward Market, or football games etc. Because we're finding our feeds are muting a lot of the things we follow and WANT to see.Also today... Why don't employers list having a gym at their place of business in their job postings? Plus - Carrie Underwood & Mike Fisher's solution to shutting up your kids the next time they say "6-7," White Lotos star gets naked for GQ, straight men reveal the men they think are hot, an invention that would have come in handy during this week's frost, and an update to the Superman Comic, Edition #1 three brothers found among their late mothers things.Zoë also awards are Doozie D'uh Of The Week to one stupid newsmaker!Online: www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky back for another recap of the week in weird news and celebrity entertainment!This week Zoë experienced Drunken Cinema! How is this the first we're hearing about it?And Milky maintains that the CFL is such a disaster that nobody in Canada is even aware that the Grey Cup is this weekend. Also this week, the iPhone pocket and a candy cane opener are two things that the world didn't know it needed... An Ai song is #1 on the charts, the celebrities that nobody hates, why a small group of moms want to boycott Wheel Of Fortune and a Hamilton man steels a bus and drives it better than a lot of bus drivers do!Find out who our D'uh Of The Week is, and it's another round of This Or That & Why!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky with our unique spin on the lighter side of news and pop culture for this week including our Ultimate D'uh Of The Week, Memes We've Seen and more!News this week includes two brothers finding an incredible surprise while cleaning their deceased mom's attic, this year's Toy Hall Of Fame inductees, how people are using dating apps to find jobs plus Oprah's list of Favorite Things For 2025, and, not to be outdone, Gwenyth Paltro's Goop list with some very naughty options, as you would expect.Celebrity news this week includes Carly Rae Jepson's bit announcement, a honour for Jamie Fine, Miss Piggy getting her own movie, and Jelly Roll felt like a criminal. Wait... Brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.caFind us online at www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you finding it stressful cheering on the Blue Jays? Us too!  Soooo stressful, but so fun! GO JAYS!Cats are horrible… Milky’s cat has proven that once again.It was a rough week for the Milkman - his super hulk strength resulted in a smashed out window on his truck.Zoë is celebrating the birthday of her beloved “Granny Moo” who has sure seen a lot of things in her 95 years - all of which she’s put into a memoir!Celebrity stuff this week including… Jesse Eisenberg donating a kidney and Sydney Sweeney gets controversial again and a Kardashian is now selling lollipops for your vagina - Zoë weighs in on that in a fantastic way!News Nuggets include a Toronto marketing company making pure gold out of a bad situation when they were sent a cease and desists from the Toronto Blue Jays, and an NHL team introduces the all new Florida Man Cam!Memes We’ve Seen.Who will win our weekly “Doozie Of The D’uh Of The Day” Award this week?  The drunk guy who broke into a sausage shop or the funeral home who put the wrong body on display?www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!This week we'll introduce you to a VERY cool book concept - recipes that were found on tombstones!Plus - Celebrity Stuff this week - Taylor Swift has shattered more pop music records, Kim Kardashian now selling pubic hair underwear, Britney's ex levels some pretty serious accusations in his new book, and the name Keanu Reeves almost used in Hollywood.News nuggets this week include the cost of Halloween, a very tired mom making a very innocent mistake that she has owned up to on TikTok, teachers banning 67, and the most popular cars for birds to poop on.We have three "stupid news" stories thanks to several boneheads who live among us... A strip club disagreement sees cheeseburgers fly, man pees at the altar at The Vatican, a cat survives a 100 mile ride on top of a car - we'll announce our first ever D'uh Of The Week.Plus, memes we've seen, This Or That & Why and an unabashedly bad joke!Find us online at www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Zoë & Milky.... Cheering on the Blue Jays like most of Canada!Meanwhile Zoë got to ride in the car on the field at the Redblacks game... Milky's feeling the effects of his new show that has him up at 5am.We discuss people who offer their opinions when their opinions were never asked for. GrrrThe new Taylor Swift album is out... And OMG!! Even more exciting is Taylor's media tour so far! And that she's been inviting a number of radio personalities to her wedding. Could that bode well for Zoë & Milky??? We hope so!And... We discover what our email address actually is!Join us each week when we talk about things. And stuff.ZM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.