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This episode features a CONTROVERSIAL BEER and LOADS OF GOALS so if they're things you enjoy, listen to this episode of Zbrojovkast!
0.00 - opening
2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov and Vysočina Jihlava
11.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
20.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Teplice (MOL Cup) and Slavia B
41.55 - Beer of the Podcast
47.30 - Ústí nad Lábem preview
1.00.50 - outro
We've been adventuring all over the place for this episode: Romania, Scotland and, erm... Bohunice... to bring you tales of giant shawarma, pricey pies, sad Macedonians, signed Macedonians and all the terrifying lows, dizzying highs and creamy milk stouts of being a Zbrojovka fan over the last few weeks.
0.00 - opening
1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim (league) and Tatran Bohunice (cup)
12.55 - Hot? Or Not?!
18.50 - Adventures Abroad: Sam in Bucharest, David in Edinburgh
28.10 - Viktoria Žižkov preview
39.35 - Beer of the Podcast
44.30 - Teplice preview (for Jihlava see previous episode, lol)
50.40 - outro
Away (the lads)! We get an unusual view of our stadium, a day out in A Lovely Brod, get haunted by Jan Bloody Koudelka - again - explore Spanish scheduling nonsense, laugh at Derek Adams and try a beer described as having "zip" by none other than Sam Beaton. All that and (some) more!
0.00 - opening
1.10 - Artis/Líšeň vs. Zbrojovka (plus an ownership update)
13.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
21.15 - The MOL Cup and Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov
35.50 - MFK Chrudim preview
45.30 - Beer of the Podcast
50.10 - Vysočina Jihlava preview
58.30 - outro
We are so back, baby! A bit late, admittedly, but we're back. Hear tales of incredible goals, mighty victories, traveling fans, solid midfield generals, awful singing and a pint that thinks it's a lemonade. Let's goooooo!
0.00 - opening
2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Dynamo České Budějovice and Sparta B
17.10 - Quiz Time!
22.35 - Zbrojovka vs. Přibram and Tábor
35.10 - Hot? Or Not?!
43.30 - ArT iS bRnO preview
59.35 - Beer of the Podcast
1.04.00 - Prostějov preview
1.11.00 - outro
Yes, it's the much-coveted End of Season Awards! Who will win in categories such as Describe the Season in Three Words, Least Worst Player, and the Handsome Adam Fousek Award for Best Looking Player? These gongs and more will be dished out by us and by you, the listeners! Now where's my tuxedo?
0.00 - opening
1.30 - squad update and general housekeeping
13.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.20 - Beer of the Podcast
29.25 - The End of Season Awards
48.40 - outro
It's the end of the season as we know it (and we feel fine). Find out exactly why as we look at the final two games, examine our transfer business, look at the state of the leagues - ups, downs, move it all arounds and such - and drink the thicccest beer we've ever had.
0.00 - opening
2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Baník Ostrava B and Jihlava
13.45 - Transfer business (so far)
28.25 - Hot? Or Not?!
43.10 - Beer of the Podcast
50.50 - The state of the leagues
1.08.20 - outro
Win-mania takes hold of Zbrojovkast Towers this week with a mildly chaotic episode featuring visiting listeners Karen and Leon (recorded in the pub), matches as quotes, a D-Gran thunderbastard, hijinks on Merseyside, condiment-based wordplay and more!
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Hammer & Tongs Vlašim and Sigma B
10.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
20.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov and Slavia B (pub-level phone sound quality from 32.45 - 39.55)
41.40 - Beer of the Podcast
48.10 - Baník B and Jihlava previews
1.04.10 - outro
Revelations abound as we get a(nother) manager, score some goals, discover some good football broadcasting content and discover we haven't done one of these in a packed schedule meaning there are four (4!) games to discuss as well as your usual nonsense.
0.00 - opening
2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Vyškov, Zlín and Prostějov (though not all in the same game)
12.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.25 - Quiz Time!
30.30 - Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň
42.45 - Sigma Olomouc B preview
49.55 - Beer of the Podcast
53.00 - Dutch & Hosea Vlašim preview
59.00 - outro
Home form revelations, beer above expectations, manager defenestrations and shot-stopping compensations all come to the fore as we look back on two games, drink maybe the best beer we've ever had, briefly mention the fact that Hýnek was Zbrojovka manager but no-one really noticed... and more!
0.00 - opening
1.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Tábor
9.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
23.30 - Sparta B vs. Zbrojovka
32.20 - Vyškov preview
42.55 - Beer of the Podcast
47.00 - Zlín preview
58.30 - outro
It's going quite well and that makes us uncomfortable, although no more so than usual. Join us for two reviews, two previews, a Chomp-inspired beer, laughing at some Dutch people, mAcKlEyThEr hitting the ground running, Paddy Žitny's mystery goal, Dyno-Rod's Adam Hero, a heart-warming tale from Scottish League Two and more!
0.00 - opening
1.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim
9.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
16.30 - Varnsdorf vs. Zbrojovka
23.40 - Táborsko preview
32.10 - Beer of the Podcast
35.35 - Sparta B preview
43.10 - outro
African Club or Indie Band is back! And so is the football season. We've brought many, many people (not us, the club) so we discuss that, preview things, drink a beer that... yeah... and generally get back on the horse.
0.00 - opening
1.40 - Ins 'n' Outs
18.30 - Quiz Time!
26.05 - Chrudim preview
36.30 - Beer of the Podcast
41.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
47.00 - Varnsdorf preview
55.40 - outro
The winter break is here, so we look back at our last three matches, give a well-earned thumbs-up to Roman Potočny, have a beer, and then spend most of the time stealing the format of a well-known quiz show. Enjoy!
0.00 - opening
2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavia B & Baník B
10.05 - Only Connect! Guess the Connection
17.30 - Beer of the Podcast
23.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Opava
32.50 - David's random 2.Liga players quiz
37.40 - Hot? Or Not?!
48.40 - Only Connect! Sequences
59.10 - outro
We're bottom of the league! The season hits its nadir (so far) as we talk Bread & Butter Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov, Sam gets his darts on, we try a train beer, David goes to a fans' forum, we have a quick round of Keep or Kick Out and we finish off with the most unpleasant vocal performance we've ever featured courtesy of the throaty screeching of Lucie Bílá.
0.00 - opening
2.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Hall & Oates Vlašim
8.25 - Fans' Forum report
19.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
29.45 - Quiz Time!
35.30 - Beer of the Podcast
40.25 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka
55.40 - previews + keep or kick out
1.03.10 - outro
We - Zbrojovka - score a goal from open play! Huzzah! We - Zbrojovkast - play African Club or Indie Band, try a wet-hopped beer, get bemused by the French, shake our collective fists at the weather, and generally babble on nicely. Welcome!
0.00 - opening
2.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Líšeň and Sigma B
17.10 - Hot? Or Not?!
27.30 - Quiz Time!
33.30 - Beer of the Podcast
38.20 - Chalk & Cheese Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov previews
48.10 - outro
An absolute cracker of an episode as we talk new owners, missed sitters, goal ambitions, politicians, cherry Session, Dutch aggression, made-up names, coming games WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
Oh, and there's a belting ska music pun as well.
0.00 - opening
1.10 - ownership chat
11.50 - Quiz Time! part one
18.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Vyškov and Tatran Bohunice
25.10 - Beer of the Podcast
29.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Zlín
35.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
43.40 - Quiz Time! part two
52.40 - Prostějov and Líšeň previews
1.05.00 - outro
Tábor! Uničov! A ten-goal thriller! Beer! Gary Medel! Mashed potatoes! Majka the Pundit! Pigeons! Medieval skulduggery! Drum theft! If you can find another podcast with all these things in it, what on earth do you want from life? They're all here!
0.00 - opening
1.45 - Tábor (and very briefly Sparta B) vs. Zbrojovka, feat. Majka the Pundit
12.00 - Vyškov and Zlín (A-team) previews
21.45 - Beer of the Podcast
28.20 - Uničov vs. Zbrojovka B
35.30 - What's the Deal With... Uničov?
41.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
49.40 - Strány and Kroměříž (B-team) previews
57.10 - outro
Sam almost gets scammed by a child, David goes to Germany, Brno get hit for six in one of the most stunningly funny / pathetic games we've ever seen of anything PLUS we talk B-team, quiz, financial mismanagement and drink one of the weirdest, most interesting beers we've ever had...
0.00 - opening
3.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim (briefly) and Varnsdorf (much longer)
16.45 - Quiz time!
22.10 - Tábor and Sparta B previews
30.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
40.25 - Beer of the Podcast
46.50 - What's happening with the B-team and why you should care
54.30 - outro
We're back with a bing and a bang and a bish-bash-bosh! We discuss the summer ins and outs, Jihlava, have a pretty good wheat beer, make troll noises, look at CDs and have a childish giggle over a Dutch striker's name - all while being filmed! It's a multimedia extravaganza.
0.00 - opening
1.50 - summer transfer stuff
8.50 - Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka
18.40 - Hot? Or Not?!
27.50 - Opava preview
35.00 - Beer of the Podcast (feat. Ryan)
38.30 - Chrudim preview
48.30 - outro
APOLOGIES: I didn't check the mic input on this episode, so the sound quality is below our usual (honestly very good) standard, but I've done the best I can to salvage it. Unfortunately, the content is our usual standard, but you're used to that by now.
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Kroměříž and Vlaším
17.10 - League summaries and general round-up
32.45 - Hot? Or Not?!
44.10 - Stat Attack!
51.30 - Beer of the Podcast
56.20 - Quick questions and the coming season
1.02.30 - outro
Football is a weird thing, and so is this podcast. Chalky beer, bad pronunciation, Robert Burns, a friendly Italian and the Verve all get a mention, while we preview the last two games, look back at three, and listen to David getting increasingly exasperated over a quiz.
0.00 - opening
2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Příbram, Žižkov and Líšeň
11.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
20.40 - Quiz time! Part one
28.00 - Kroměříž and Vlašim previews
36.40 - Beer of the Podcast
40.50 - Quiz time! Part two
52.40 - outro