Zero Effort

This week, we are kicking off episode 29 with Alex forgetting what he wanted to say, Coline claiming she has an excellent memory, and a scientific discussion that neither of us is qualified to lead. Apparently, Coline can see German words in her brain (Spoiler Alert: the endings are just a little blurry!)Then, we get into a question we keep receiving: why do a French person and a German person speak English together? Neither of us speaks the other’s language, and Latin felt like too much effort.From English lessons at school to awkward office conversations, we discuss accents, confidence, and how much of your personality gets lost in translation:🇫🇷 Own Your French Accent: Coline responds to comments about her English and explains why she stopped pretending to understand everything in international meetings. Her priority now? More vocabulary, less worrying about sounding perfect.🇬🇧 Oxford English vs. Bavarian Miami: Alex remembers his very British English lessons and shares his thoughts on Germans trying a little too hard to sound American. “You’re not from Miami. You’re from Bavaria.”🗣️ Please Don’t Speak French to Me: We encourage everyone to practise languages—until Coline immediately admits she hates it when Alex speaks French. We discuss why switching languages with someone you know can feel strangely personal.🎭 Am I Funnier in My Own Language? The frustration of jokes you can’t translate, not having the words to express yourself, and realizing your international friends might never know the full version of you. Alex, naturally, claims he’s hilarious in both languages.💭 Dreams in French, Nightmares in German: Alex recalls the first time he started dreaming in English during a school trip to the US. Coline has a slightly different explanation for where German fits into her dreams.🎩 “Chapeau” vs. “LOL”: Coline calls Alex’s French vocabulary old-fashioned, then reveals she has recently started saying “LOL.” She also discovers “having beef”—and now has another reason to start an argument.🔌 My Phone Is… Branching? A search for the English equivalent of “culotté” takes a detour through charging phones, French underwear, and whether translation technology will ever let Alex discover how funny Coline really is.Our message for the week: speak English, own your accent, and don’t let the fear of making mistakes stop you. If we waited for perfect English, this podcast would never exist!Don’t forget to review the podcast, leave us 5 stars, and tell us: do you feel like a different person when you switch languages and which language do you dream in? 🥖🗣️💭Follow us for moreinstagram.com/hellocolineinstagram.com/alex.von.mydealztiktok.com/@helloocotiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back! This week, we are kicking off episode 28 and Season 2 with Berlin’s rainy weather, Christmas sweets already taking over the supermarkets, and Coline’s hatred of cinnamon. After a month-long summer break, we’re happy to be back and genuinely touched that you actually missed us. Did we prepare anything? Of course not. It’s still Zero Effort!We catch up on our holidays in Italy and Spain, mixing up languages at supermarket checkouts, and why Alex used to think Lake Garda was exclusively reserved for his parents’ generation. We also celebrate reaching 50,000 and 70,000 followers on Instagram. Thank you for being here!Then, we dive into your questions about life in Berlin, language struggles, and the differences between France and Germany:🛒 Fluent in Supermarket German: Coline’s essential vocabulary: “Mit Karte, bitte” and “Nein, danke.” Plus, the very Berlin welcome she received at Rewe after a month in Italy.🏕️ Germans & Camping: Caravans, French mobile homes, Dutch holiday stereotypes, and our debate about whether camping is actually a cheap holiday.🇩🇪 Living in Berlin Without German: We share our experiences of working and getting by in English—and why everyone switching to English can make practising German surprisingly difficult.🤝 Making Friends & Fitting In: Is finding an international circle the same as feeling integrated? We talk about German friendships, French office conversations, and being the person who can’t follow what everyone else is saying.🗣️ Our Own Version of English: From “theater” versus “Kino” to “Are you gaming?”, we discuss the English that makes perfect sense to us—and sometimes confuses our American friend.🎒 French vs. German School Life: We compare early starts, long school days, Wednesdays off, and occasional Saturday classes, before getting into university, gap years, and when we started working.We also talk about the possibility of video podcasts, Alex’s reluctance to post Instagram stories, and the return of Coline’s favorite response after he explains something: “Cool your life.”Don’t forget to review the podcast, leave us 5 stars, and tell us about your own experiences living abroad or send us a question for a future episode! 🥖🇩🇪🎙️Follow us for moreinstagram.com/hellocolineinstagram.com/alex.von.mydealztiktok.com/@helloocotiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we address a question we get all the time: Why do a German and a French person record their podcast in English? We explain our reasoning, but we also take this opportunity to look at how our native languages shape how we communicate in English—and the hilarious direct translations that sneak in.We break down 4 distinct linguistic habits and colloquialisms that French people (and sometimes Germans) use that don't quite translate perfectly:🫀 "By Heart" (Par cœur): The beautiful historical origin of this phrase, how it connects to ancient beliefs about the heart being the seat of memory, and why the German version (Auswendig lernen) is just a bit less poetic.🤢 "Vomite" (Vomir): Why Coline uses a highly clinical medical term when she means she "threw up," and how Alex uses the German equivalent ("Ich könnte kotzen") to express extreme annoyance rather than actual physical sickness.🧐 "Si" vs. "Doch": The ultimate linguistic tool to contradict a negative question. We realize that the French "Si" and the German "Doch" are exactly the same concept—something English completely lacks!🗣️ "Quoi" and "Hein": How the French end almost every sentence with random words or sounds just for emphasis, and how Germans do the exact same thing regionally with words like "oder wat" or "gell".Don't forget to subscribe, leave us a 5-star review, and check out our Instagram accounts for new videos every day🥖Follow us for moreinstagram.com/hellocolineinstagram.com/alex.von.mydealztiktok.com/@helloocotiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we are kicking off episode 27 with some German weather small talk, Coline’s impressive German fluency ("Ich bin müde"), and the struggle of remembering what we actually already talked about in previous episodes!We start by looking at international McDonald’s menus during the World Cup (from the French Croque McDo to Oktoberfest sausage burgers), our thoughts on the Tour de France (and collecting free sponsor swag as kids), and the extreme heatwaves hitting France. We also reveal how our podcast and videos originally started during our lunch breaks including Coline’s favorite comeback phrase: "Cool ta vie, tu veux un cookie?"Then, we jump into a massive list of French and German superstitions, customs, and beliefs about good and bad luck:🪜 Scaffolding & Ladders: Why Coline touches her head whenever walking under construction sites, and why walking under ladders breaks holy symbols.🥖 Bread & Table Etiquette: The medieval origin of placing baguettes upside down (bread reserved for the executioner) and why 13 people at a dinner table is considered a curse.🍷 Eye Contact & Cheers: Why missing eye contact during a toast gives you 7 years of bad luck in love (and its historical link to avoiding poisoned drinks).🔪 Knives vs. Shoes: Why gifting a knife in France requires paying a coin in exchange, and the German belief that buying a partner shoes means they'll run away.💩 Dog Poop & Salt Slings: Stepping in dog poop with your left foot for good luck, and throwing salt over your left shoulder to erase bad luck.🐱 Black Cats & Sneeze Predictions: The rules of black cats crossing your path, plus the bizarre belief that a cat sneezing near a bride guarantees a happy marriage.🎂 The Birthday & Good Luck Curses: Why wishing someone a early birthday is forbidden, and why saying "Merde" instead of "Good Luck" is necessary before big events in France.Don't forget to review the podcast, leave us 5 stars, and share your country's strangest superstitions in the comments! 🥖🥂🔮Follow us for moreinstagram.com/hellocolineinstagram.com/alex.von.mydealztiktok.com/@helloocotiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another chaotic Monday episode! This week, Coline is back from her trip, and we are kicking off with the most important update: summer weather, fluctuating skin tones, and exactly why Alex spends his sunny days in a dark basement studio. ☀️🕶️We then dive into Coline's recent observations from Italy, which sparked a massive debate about international store names. Why do German brands like DM and MediaMarkt exist abroad, but under completely different names? (And why does France seemingly have neither?) We also unpack the cultural trauma of finding Apfelstrudel in an Italian supermarket when all you wanted was fresh local food, and why coming back to Germany means facing the ultimate craving: Spätzle. 🍝🛒Finally, we transition into our main topic for the day: Summer Wedding Season. Since it's peak marriage season, we are diving deep into some rather strange traditions and wedding trivia, including:🇩🇪 The "Right Hand" Ring Rule: Why Germans wear their wedding bands on a different hand compared to France and the rest of the world.🏛️ Standesamt vs. Church: Why a church wedding in Germany holds zero legal power and you have to get the bureaucracy out of the way first.🔊 The Autokorso: The loud, honking car convoy tradition that police graciously tolerate on weekends.🪙 Brautschuhe mit Pfennigen: The old superstition of brides paying for their shoes entirely in copper cents.💍 The Wedding Cake Trap: A look into a typical German wedding timeline, the afternoon cake tradition, and the psychological meaning behind whose hand is on top when cutting the cake.🎈 EVG/EVJF vs. JGA: A breakdown of Bachelor and Bachelorette parties, the public humiliation factor, and a legendary rural French tradition that literally translates to "burying your single life" in a coffin.Do you agree with the right-hand ring rule? Have you ever witnessed a bride-kidnapping or a tree-sawing contest? Let us know your thoughts and your own country's wedding traditions in the comments!Don't forget to subscribe, leave us a 5-star review, and check out Coline's tan on Instagram! 🥖Follow us for moreinstagram.com/hellocolineinstagram.com/alex.von.mydealztiktok.com/@helloocotiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.