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Zero Travel Regrets: Norm's Armchair Travel Journeys
Zero Travel Regrets: Norm's Armchair Travel Journeys
Author: Normand Schafer
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Welcome to 'Zero Travel Regrets: Norm's Armchair Travel Journeys', your ultimate guide to immersive travel experiences without leaving the comfort of your home. Join Norm, a seasoned traveler and captivating storyteller, as he takes you on a virtual journey to the world's most fascinating destinations. Each episode, Norm shares his vivid travel memories, expert tips, and behind-the-scenes stories, transporting you from your armchair to Tahiti's top islands, the best beaches of the Cook Islands, and beyond.
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In this episode, we talk about a Moorea lagoon experience that earns a spot in the “do it again” category—an on-location conversation with Nico from Moorea Water Games at the Sofitel nautical center. If you want help planning a trip that minimizes friction and maximizes those no-regrets moments, visit Far and Away Adventures.com and https://farandawayadventures.com. This episode captures the kind of travel joy that feels simple on the surface—beautiful water, friendly marine life—but is actually the result of thoughtful choices in guiding, group size, and reef care.Normand sets the tone with that armchair-travel sparkle: the electric-blue lagoon, the stingrays that show up like local celebrities, and the mountains that make Moorea feel dramatic even when you’re floating quietly in the shallows. He’s not just reminiscing; he’s pulling back the curtain by talking with Nico, someone who runs this kind of day for guests all the time. Nico introduces Moorea Water Games as a nautical center operating from within the Sofitel, and he describes the lagoon zone in front of them as a standout snorkeling spot on the island.A big “zero regrets” theme is how the experience was built for real people, not just for strong swimmers. Nico explains that when he took over the nautical center years ago, it started with rentals like kayaking and paddleboarding. But as he spent time in the lagoon and recognized how special the underwater scenery was, he created a guided snorkeling tour that stayed small and uncrowded. That choice alone is something Norm highlights implicitly: crowded water can turn a dream moment into a stressful one, while a small group can make the same lagoon feel peaceful and personal.The sea scooter is the detail that makes this story feel different from a standard snorkeling recap. Nico calls it a sea scooter; Normand describes it like an e-bike in the water. The point is: you glide. Less fin-kicking means less fatigue, less panic, and more time actually enjoying the reef. Nico explains how this can bring beginners and even some non-swimmers into the experience—especially with full-face mask options that may feel easier for guests who struggle with traditional snorkeling. Normand notes how Nico’s calm presence in the water helps guests settle in, which is exactly what you want when you’re trying to turn nervous energy into a great memory.The marine life moments are the kind you replay later. The episode references stingrays, reef fish, and the possibility of turtles near a cleaning station—Nico’s “turtle spa,” where turtles may hold position while fish clean their shells. They also talk about moving between different snorkeling sites, including areas that shift from shallow and warm to deeper zones near a drop-off where the water can feel cooler. Those contrasts make the day feel layered, like a mini journey rather than a single stop.A true “no regrets” trip also respects the place that’s hosting you. Nico explains that the lagoon area is described as a marine reserve with rules like no anchoring, plus limits on boats and activities. Their team delivers a briefing before each departure that covers safety and reef etiquette—don’t step on coral, follow the guide, and avoid fin damage in shallow areas. Normand reinforces the long view: coral takes time to grow, and damage can take years to recover. The result is an experience that doesn’t just feel good while you’re doing it—it feels good afterward, because you know you did it responsibly.If you’re building your own “zero travel regrets” list, this episode makes a strong case for Moorea—especially if you want lagoon time that’s guided, calm, and designed for a range of comfort levels. And when you’re ready to plan the island mix, resort rhythm, and water adventures that fit you, connect with a Far and Away Adventures specialist at Far and Away Adventures.com and https://farandawayadventures.com.
In this episode we talk with Breakas Beach Resort about what makes their beachfront escape unforgettable — even in your imagination. Host Normand Schafer guides listeners through swaying palms, open-air bungalows, and the sound of surf, all woven together with stories of cultural richness and heartfelt service. A peaceful escape without leaving home.
In this episode we talk about exploring Vanuatu’s Efate Island — without ever leaving your seat. Host Normand Schafer takes listeners on a virtual journey with Bountiful Tours and Transfers, describing lush forests, quiet villages, and turquoise swimming holes with the help of stories from local guides. Let your imagination wander on this relaxed and rewarding audio tour.
In this episode we talk with Authentic Mala Tours to explore the sounds, scents, and spirit of Mele Village — all from the comfort of home. Host Normand Schafer guides listeners through a vivid, imagined visit full of drumming, laughter, and wisdom passed down through generations. If you’ve ever longed to travel with purpose, this is your invitation to dream.
In this episode we talk about the wonders of American Samoa from the comfort of your home. Host Normand Schafer guides listeners through the islands’ natural beauty, culture, and history, all painted through vivid descriptions and rich storytelling. Whether you’re dreaming of a future trip or simply curious, this episode offers a window into a paradise that feels as close as your favorite chair.
In this episode we talk with Air Niugini about the beauty of Papua New Guinea’s skies and landscapes — all imagined from the comfort of your home. Host Normand Schafer guides listeners on a dreamscape of remote villages, jungle airstrips, and dramatic mountain vistas as seen from the plane window. If you’re curious about what lies beyond your current map, this episode will take you there in spirit.
In this episode we talk about the sensory beauty of the Solomon Islands — as seen from the peaceful dock of the Agnes Gateway Hotel. Host Normand Schafer recreates a daydream journey filled with boat trips, village visits, sunset views, and the unique calm that only a place like Munda can provide. For travelers dreaming of the Pacific, this is armchair travel at its best.
In this episode we talk about the Cook Islands through the stories of Cook Islands Tourism representative Daniel. Host Normand Schafer takes listeners on a vivid journey through Rarotonga, Aitutaki, and the remote Northern Islands. Hear about pearl diving, island hospitality, and progressive dinners that turn strangers into family. Even from your armchair, you’ll feel the rhythm, warmth, and wonder of the South Pacific.
In this episode we talk about Norman’s unforgettable visit to White Grass Ocean Resort — from watching lava leap into the night sky to exploring underwater caves. It’s a story of awe, family memories, and respect for nature. This episode captures the thrill of adventure from the comfort of your chair.
In this episode we talk with Adventures in Paradise about the sights and sensations of Vanuatu — all imagined from your favorite chair. Host Normand Schafer paints vivid scenes of jungle trails, tribal drums, and lagoon dips, offering listeners a sensory journey that proves you don’t need a plane ticket to feel the magic of travel.
In this episode we talk about the beauty and culture of the Cook Islands from the comfort of home. Host Normand Schafer invites listeners to imagine snorkeling with turtles, sharing a meal in a local home, and joining a reef walk — all guided by the insights of Cook Islands Tours founder Timu. Even without boarding a plane, you’ll feel the island warmth and the joy of genuine human connection.
In this episode we talk with Captain Cook Cruises Fiji about their unique island-hopping experiences — no travel required. Host Normand Schafer recreates the journey with vivid descriptions and first-hand stories shared at SPTE, guiding listeners on an armchair cruise across Fiji’s remote archipelago. Perfect for those dreaming of travel or planning their next escape.
In this episode we talk about the beauty and culture of Rarotonga and Samoa from the comfort of your favorite chair. Host Normand Schafer is joined by Robert of Island Hopper Vacations, who paints a vivid picture of island life, cultural celebrations, and hidden gems waiting to be explored. Even if you’re not packing your bags just yet, this episode will transport you straight into the heart of the South Pacific.
In this episode we talk about the emotional and sensory beauty of this world-famous Fijian retreat. Normand Schafer paints an evocative picture of quiet mornings, coral garden swims, and Fijian storytelling around the fire. It’s an island fantasy — with a conservationist’s soul.
In this episode we talk about the beauty of Rarotonga through stories from The Rarotongan Beach Group of Resorts. Host Normand Schafer takes listeners on a vivid journey — from the family-friendly Lagoonarium to the romantic Sanctuary Rarotonga and the dreamlike overwater villas on Aitutaki Lagoon. Even if you’re not traveling yet, this immersive conversation brings the Cook Islands to life and may just inspire your next great escape.
In this episode we talk about the dreamlike sensation of flying low over coral reefs and watching the sea change color beneath you. Host Normand Schafer invites you into an armchair flight through Fiji’s skies — reliving his Island Hoppers experience through vivid storytelling and aerial wonder.
In this episode we talk about what it feels like to wake up to the sound of the Coral Coast. Host Normand Schafer offers an immersive storytelling journey through a day at InterContinental Fiji, from sunrise over Natadola Bay to candlelit dinner beneath the stars. It’s travel inspiration at its most vivid.
In this episode we talk about an idealized island day at Hilton Fiji. Host Normand Schafer paints an audio portrait of morning beach walks, gourmet breakfast, a lazy poolside afternoon, and sunset drinks at a beachfront bar. It’s luxury you can hear — and inspiration for your next real-world getaway.
In this episode we talk about those first few hours in Fiji — stepping off a plane and into a place where time slows down. Host Normand Schafer shares stories of past arrivals at Hexagon Group’s Tokatoka Resort, inviting listeners into an experience of palm-lined paths, gentle greetings, and peaceful rest. Even from the comfort of home, you’ll feel the Fijian welcome.
In this episode we talk about roaring engines, thick jungle, and the sound of laughter echoing through sugarcane fields. Host Normand Schafer transports listeners to the seat of a quad bike on one of Go Dirty Tours’ epic adventures. Through storytelling and reflection, you'll explore Fiji’s untamed beauty — without ever leaving your seat.




