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Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are doing this and no-one can stop them. This is a podcast for no cowards.

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patreon.com/bigsofttitty if you want to understand one of the fundamental bits on this episode!Here's a fresh episode with a Head Got Stuck and Tom's fun new obsession - saying all that and a bag of chips over and over. Yep, he sucks to be around! But luckily wonderful Demi is here to guide us to the banks of segment city. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
ep 347 - cow surgery

ep 347 - cow surgery

2025-08-2701:10:10

my my... the patreon is here if you'd like to hear MORE bst!Here's the episode for this week - we get into a lot of really smart stuff this week, including uhhhh well Trump's sucking his dildo. He's sucking it off sensuously. The bad Trump voice is too fun to do. But then of course, some cow surgery! And, moreover, well, we make good points like uhhhhhhhhhhh. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Here's the patreon if you want MORE EPISODES of tom and demi: patreon.com/bigsofttittyYou guys seem cool. Swing by the cage tomorrow. Hell, swing by the cage today. Any time you want to come by the cage I'll be in there, it's pretty much my office. C'mon over and hang out!The video of Norm scooping kitty litter onto the floor is here: https://youtube.com/shorts/gGIa1qaxxm8 sorry it's a youtube short but it's vertical. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon here for ad-free episodes, and bonus episodes every weekWe went to a PUP show! Well, mainly Tom went to a PUP show and Demi came to the venue. But we did do it! And now here's an episode about it as well as an update on the gas leak that had us sleeping downstairs and in fear of our lives for a night. Our comprehensive life update complete, we can finally talk about what matters: War of the Worlds (2025). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon here for more episodes and so on!Tom and Demi are back again and they're talking about r/wifesp- well, you'll see. We yak about that, decorating moose and of course the hurtful laughter of the wife rings out loud and clear. Yes, it's another episode of bst.png! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
ep 343 - the troppo fisho

ep 343 - the troppo fisho

2025-07-3001:04:01

https://www.patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more content and ad-free episodes!This fisho's gone absolutely blinker! Stone the crows, he's got a crab! Here's this week's episode of bst.png with Tom and Demi and this time BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF GRR BARK ARF ARF ARF okay and that's what it'd be like if you had a dog next to you right now. Have fun! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon here! for more episodes and no adsI think it's nice to see a visibly dumb guy like me walking around eating an icecream cone. Only really applies to a cone. If you see a cup it's like ahh he's censoring himself. he's limiting himself. but a cone you're like there's an oaf who's not afraid to have a nice time dawdling around time with a sweet treat. anywayyssssss what's going on with YOU all?? me, i'm having a nice time typing a description out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You can check out the patreon just over herePlans for Demi to record a solo episode have fallen through and so here we are releasing a bonus episode on the free feed!What we talk about here - well we linger on Hinder, then move on to pop-up book tabs, and then settle finally on the s'mores galore cookie. I've been sitting on these tabs in my bst doc for like... years, and gosh it feels good to get them out there. I love theme park food reviewers very, very much, they are so funny to me, hope they resonate with you too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You can subscribe to the patreon for more episodes hereleave my hotdog well enough alone! short description this time as i've utterly ruined my laptop and am doing this on my phone - ohhh how horrible it is to be without one's precious laptop. what a nightmarish world! i hate my phone! i hate my phone!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon for more episodes, ad-free episodes and videosOur friend Justin (twitch.tv/hcjustin) joins us for a right ol' chinwag about everything you want here on bst.png! You really should watch Justin over at twitch, or perhaps his youtube channel which is over here: https://www.youtube.com/@hcjustinAnd there we go. That's our wonderful friend Justin, who is just oh-so-wonderful! Yippee!Β  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
ep 339 - the thinking hats

ep 339 - the thinking hats

2025-06-2601:00:131

patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes if you'd like 'emThis episode has Tom and Demi grappling with their origins - and their place in the world. Yep, it's business as usual over at bst.png. awooooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
more eps on da patreonPoop Time. Let's get updated. Good stuff in da ep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pat Gill is visiting his two crazy friends, Tom and Demi, and we are exposing him to our various wonders! Like for example, r/riddles and the emotionally intelligent dickslingers (and the craven Gollums) of r/BullPsychology. We also do some other crap. We talk some shit. I'm so tiredOhhh I'm so full of food because Demi just made some nice food for us. I ate the food. It was good to eat.check out pat on twitch - twitch.tv/pizza_suplexand here's his instagram, which is @pizza_suplex_vevo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more epshello. here's the reveal of what tom had to work on for a couple months last year as well as a lovely podcast to boot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon for more eps and no ads!The profane and the divine live alongside each other, they feed from one another. Can something be truly ugly without beauty alongside it? Anyway there's some interesting dicks in this one and we talk about a yummy burger. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Check out the patreon for more episodes, video of each episode and no ads!In this episode we talk about Contiki Tours, Demi's sisters and also a guy who repeatedly picked a fight with a captive kangaroo. Fair enough! Great way to spend your time, everyone needs a hobby, etc. Weird to think about a kangaroo in America though. Stop looking at our STUFF that's OUR animal!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
the boonta vista liveshow is on sale here! Saturday May 31st!patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more eps and video of the epsWe talk to Andrew from boontavista (https://bsky.app/profile/illybocean.boontavista.com) about erotic roleplay characters, one brave woman who stands up for what's right, and also their live show that's happening. I have clicked this episode as "explicit" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
check out the patreon for video of every ep since we started recording them, and bonus episodes as well! ma-haaa!Tickets to the Boonta Vista Live Show in Brisbane (May 31st) are here: https://events.humanitix.com/boontalive2024Can't remember if it was announced when Theo came on the pod. But yeah he didn't mention it, oh and also Andrew is coming on the pod next week so he'll be plugging it out loud. Anyway - it's our beloved friend Theo from Boonta Vista! He joins us to talk through such hot-button topics as "what if there was a woman with big fucking tits" and some other CRAP. For one, we talk about GIldarts Vave. And for another,Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
subscribe to our Patreon for video episodes and bonus episode every week and oh yeah... no ads. Numismatists rejoice! It's time for Tom and Demi to finally weigh in on what's important in life - what's going on with our beautiful Australian coins. We also talk The Stand and of course, a little bit of natter and chatter about miniature horses, in the segment "Miniature Horses". Thanks for listening Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We planned this trip on the last BONUS EPISODE which you can check out at patreon.com/bigsofttitty, and also there's video of this episode and all the other ones and no ads. And pics of this shit. Anyway that's the patreon Tom and Demi go bananas - or should that be grains, pumpkins and chocolates? - at the Sydney Royal Easter Show, where all the stars of the NSW agricultural community come to compete against one another and celebrate their beautiful crafts. Also there's a bunch of plastic crap there that you can buy.Thrilling rides! Delicious food! Lunchtime entertainment! Yep, the Sydney Royal East Show has it all - including a haunted house barely themed around oft-disgraced shock jock Kyle Sandilands.Part 2 on the patreon later this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Kyle C

lol that "no pictures, only windows" story was stolen directly from an HP Lovecraft short story

Feb 5th
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Violet White

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Sep 20th
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Breakfast Waifu

I love you 2 but this is fucking unlistenable.

Feb 19th
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Rachel Rooke

Pure nonsense. πŸ’žβ­πŸŒŸβ­πŸŒŸβ­πŸ’ž

May 15th
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Katie Saarikko

Listened to this on a road trip. It was like having really drunk friends in the back seat.

Feb 8th
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Skylar Kyu

heaps wanted to like this, but it's not great aye.

Feb 3rd
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