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hi y'all just want to reiterate FREE PALESTINE! FREE CONGO! FREE SUDAN! sorry i said that thing about balls after i am serious about this but i have awkward word vomit sometimes when i do this so just wanted to say sorry for being a flop also STREAM SUSPICIOUS BY ROBERT BAXTER and do u like our sonny angel costumes :D happy halloweeen mwahahaha!!
hey divas new episode woohooo yodelay ee hoo we love casting spells dafuq well yes yippeee hope u enjoy
HEYYY everyone new episode ohhh yeah did u miss us please let us know! if not we will go back overseas! sorry i forgot to bring my notes so this episode is a bit all over the place. also please comment ur opinions about the election because we are quite uneducated about american politics but we don't really like either candidates so wouldn't be too sure what to do in this situation. our hearts go out to all of y'all in the US ! ALSO i (jade) said i can't tell the difference between asians LOL that's not what i meant oops i meant i can't tell an asian person's ethnicity based on physical characteristics i worded it wrong my bad yall ALL ASIANS DO NOT LOOK THE SAME PLS. also to the person who commented sorry idk why i was so pressed it's rlly not that deep so sorry in advance ok goodbye have a great day
hey gay people new episode yieepeppee! enjoy enjoy. also with brat remix album i forgor to say that i loved girl so confusing as well. GIRL, SO CONFUSING. also should jade get back with their ex boyfriend ?? comment down below. next upload will be a bali vlog oh yeahhhh. will u miss us? hopefully. please do. please do. pls buy tickets for club cupid!
HEYYY GAY PEOPLE NEW EPISODE WOOHOO ur welcome ur soooo welcome i hope i hope u um i hope you like it dou. like it do u tell me tell me yay yyahooo new episode so awesome sauce so awesome please like us please tell us. that u like us also if u are in naarm PLEASE go to my friend's club event it's gonna be sooo fierce halloween party oh yeahhh!! tickets linked down below xoxo tickets.melbournetickets.com.au/outlet/event/cc0273b3-5bab-4c23-b414-523cf4d1dfc4?preview=4583e484-bacd-4434-8fc3-73f5cbb45c99
hi everyone new episode hey hey hope u enjoy FOREHEAD REVEAL please don't bully us or i will deactivate we wanted to be brave and fearless yall it's really hard to be a queer person of colour sometimes we talk about jade's recent hardships we watched the substance we hate cinema nova we hate cinema nova we hate cinema nova ok bye love u love u meow mew :3
UH HUH HONEY HEYYYY GIRL NEW EPISODE yippee yahoo sorry idk why we started talking about rick and morty please ignore that . i wasn't too sure what to call this episode it's not really "our" non binary tea technically just jade's (mine), but the last episode had my name in the description so i didn't want to repeat it again. i'm starting to realise that i talk a lot i'm sorry. also look at ethan's armpits after the episode sooo nice and sweaty. also not ethan committing violence against a queer poc at the end ... wow
HEYYY everyone new episode sorry for late upload yall we have been busy busy boots what do we talk about in this hmmm basically us flopping as per usual nothing new connell waldron is ethan's new bias well yes! please subscribe to our patreon please please please don't prove im riiight we will post more i promise lol
hey flops new episode umm we love gay people well yes omg u guys we've been uploading videos for so long how awesome is that also i will have a new phone next time we record so camera will not be janky sorry in advance love u all love u all
HI SURPRISE DOUBLE EPISODE THIS WEEK SORRY WE MISSED UPLOAD LAST WEEK enjoy lol
hello new episode sorry we missed last weeks upload we couldn't book a room lol hope u enjoy
hey divas new ep welcome hope u enjoy i had so many things i wanted to cover but i forgor been feeling a lot recently so hope thats ok with u all lol i was lowkey in heat apologies BRAT SUMMER FOREVER
h hi hi hi new episode ohh yeahhh!!! o yehhahh!! enjoy hope u enjoy idk why ethan was speaking so quietly at times he will turn his mic up next time turn it up by pinkpantheress well yes!
hello welcome hi gay SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON new episode we talk about ethan and jade flopping we r so bad at dating we actually suck and are going to die alone we talk about mpreg and cis-men who want to be paid for on the first date deserve to get hit by a truck and ethan spirals at some point and we do a fake laugh competition wow so awesome so so awesome and fun please listen for enlightenment yes!!!!
hey hello hi everyone n3w episodxe our best one yet its so so awesome and good a nd u will like it. u wil.l like it, i am typing on my bbrother's k,eyboard an d it sux i hate it lol af also sorry for footage loss i hate iphone i am glad that steve jobs died salutations xoxo
hey everyone new episode sorry 4 late upload lol we're busy!!! we talk about umm umm super awesome stuff please listen if ur not and want to learn things
hey everyone long time no see!!! we r back to regular degular scheduled programming we talk about our recent trip to NZ and our good and bad traits enjoy hope u enjoy mwah xx x x
hello new ep we r in NZ rn having a ball hope u guys like sorry we're literally so dead af prior to recording this we've been trying to plan our trip lol ok hope u love goodbye goodbye
hey hello hey sorr y for late upload ... . its here!!! its here !! yayy yiopppee yippeee thanks for waiting so patiently
heyy everyone new episode hope u like if u can't see what we're doing bc ur listening we are giving each other head for a really large portion of the vid so make sure to check youtube yes we loveee fellatio we loveee cunnilingus pleaseee pleaseeee watch oh yeahh oh yeahhhhh
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