i don't have time for this

two 20-something characters providing riveting content.

19: we have a laughing track now

when the episode is up late you know that it is zachary's accountability that soaks in

07-16
37:16

ep 18: chatting with our #1 fan ft. kathryn & biscuits

sunburns; kathryn's sister's thriving studio; uh oh; zach's health updates; connecticut blues; state champs; abby sneezes; zach's screenshot collection; is abby allergic to cats?; kathryn casting spells; our friendship origins; abby's smoothie journey; bad 1d songs

07-02
41:00

17: the devil's itch (feat. The Mother)

no description for this one, you just gotta listen in.

06-17
34:49

16: internet safety lesson

joshua gets cancelled again; internet safety; 2013 thriving; the snowberry cake recipe; zach was famous on instagram; lorde is back; stupid love; bending the rules

06-10
29:42

15: abby paid 75 dollars for an uber

zach's daily questions; abby recalls one of her new jersey fiascos; almost meeting worldoftshirts; acoustic music; the amtrak; warts; liquid nitrogen; zach loves friends

06-03
37:46

14: abby was forced to host her own birthday

fighting over who edits; abby’s snap maps; abby’s birthday extravaganza; abby in quarantine; worldoftshirts time; fancams; zach consumed a lot; abby’s pop-punk experiences

05-27
35:12

13: the burlington cheesecoat factory

today is abby's birthday!; fighting over artpop; abby talks about dorian electra again; trying not to dox ourselves; summoning gabbie hanna; zach changing charli xcx's name; instruments; our first supporter

05-20
37:19

12: zach has a fear of movie sets

terminal 5; ashnikko; chromatica; abby moved out of her apartment; cats; worldoftshirts; zach has a fear of movie sets; dreams; mycookiedealer

05-13
39:26

ep 11: gabbie hanna come after us please

Abby’s moving out; worldoftshirts; finance “advice”; abby’s academic life; consume and create; what makes a good breakfast?; gabbie hanna

04-29
34:54

10: yes, we pee in the shower

rapid weekend recaps; zach gets critiqued on tiktok; taylor swift vs john mayer; zach cheats on the SAT; abby's spotify stats; competing podcasts?? (sorry for any audio issues in this episode, zachary's mic was having a day)

04-22
36:06

9: zach also started a curse

hair brushes; instagram archiving; zach's car accident curse; my cookie dealer; zach's snapmap hobby; adopting each other's -isms; abby paying tuition to play minecraft; shazam; artpop

04-15
36:04

8: zach is helping abby with her degree

abby’s laundry phenomenon; online school; consume and create; tiktok theories; not taking notes; poking the bear; worldoftshirts time; singing along; zach fashion

04-08
34:14

7: abby doesn't sleep anymore

abby’s new youtube algorithm; zachary’s booger costume; our guest lindsey; singing exercises; the sims; phoning in more guests; cancel culture anxiety; worldoftshirts time; emphasis; the princess and the p

04-01
32:54

6: our guest started a curse

shock value; living next to frats; introducing our guest rob; icarly; podcast season; the curse; making money off of this podcast; kreayshawn; Trisha Paytas

03-25
26:32

5: abby broke her computer

skype; post-grammys; abby’s broken computer; vaccinations; styrofoam; worldoftshirts; billie eyeball

03-18
34:42

4: more food talk

future podcast protocols; addressing our critics; MoneySignEric; boiling hot dogs; comedy; tuna melts and grilled cheese

03-11
30:00

3: abby and zachary reminisce the movie theater

life coaching; fake airpods; movie theater bathrooms; washed up; movie theater etiquette; zachary’s wifi connection

03-04
37:38

2: taco bell mukbang

here we are, eating delicious taco bell. abby does not like it, but zachary is obsessed. joined by company.

02-25
38:46

1: welcome to our podcast

introductions; zach is sleeping on abby's couch; grazing and microwaving meatless meatballs; notarized.

02-17
32:32

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