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Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation
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Cameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Bobi; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Engage!
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Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy is lowered into the guest chair by black borg tubing to help Cameron digest his second contact with "First Contact." Riker remembers the morons, Worf needs some ointment, and Data gets a blow job. Meanwhile Cameron ignites his urine, Rob defends the best scene in movie history, Marcy misplaces Arnie, and John knows what to do with psycho ex-girlfriends. All this plus the most heated holodeck debate to date! Engage! Check out Marcy on her po...
1Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang crosses paths with Abby Sommer to gauge how our emotion chips feel about Star Trek: Generations! Kirk proposes to a horse, Picard has a Tyler Durden, and Geordie gets Clockwork Oranged! Meanwhile Cameron channels Picard's mom, Rob sings a song, Bobi recasts Airbud, John gets lost in the Nexus, and Abby shares costume making tips. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Visit Abby on Bluesky and check out her Enterprise podcast, First Fli...
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is joined by Jesse Bailey and a slew of past guests to look back at the series and podcast, sharing their favorite villains, biggest laughs, and most memorable dildos. You read that right. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy joins the gang to work together to determine the official Green Shirt Top 25 TNG Episodes list! Tune in for betrayal, twists, and redemptions! Plus revisiting many of the trailers for our favorite episodes! Who gets veto burned, whose bait gets bit, and who will play "Shades of Gray?" Tune in now! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang get introduced to "The Jem'Hadar!" Cam washes his mouth out with soap, Bobi is proud of Jake, Rob likes bad boys, John has some force field advice, and everyone has an imdb minute. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy returns to help the gang over the finish line as they discuss the series finale, All Good Things! Worf pitches a big top, Data gets hit on by a cat, and Picard plays the dildo. Meanwhile Cameron wonders how to get around in the future, Rob brings back a bit, Bobi wonders about nips, Marcy chokes to death, and John laughs so hard he bleeds. All this plus a round of "Cat Spotting," "What's that Ep," and "Finale Finalists!" Engorge! Check out ...
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gives their strongest defense of "Tribunal!" They prosecute the case against raccoons, are guilty of doing work on vacation, and bear witness to their favorite non-living character on the station. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Follow us on Twitter, Bluesky, Threads, and Facebook
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Agent Scott joins the team to declassify "Preemptive Strike!" Picard becomes a meme, Worf is the good cop, and it's all Geordie's fault. Meanwhile Cameron's head canon is broken, Rob doesn't wear flip flops, Bobi parties with Gul Dukat, John piggy backs, and Scott keeps thinking of Dicks. Engage!Follow Scott on TwitterAnd listen to his podcast, SpyhardsPick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter and Facebook
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang work together to discuss DS9's "The Collaborator" in 9 minutes! Rob is a bartchestered binoran, Cameron gets hit close to home, Bobi swallows shit, and John knows how to spell Bajoran names. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Thom Tran boards the Green Shirt express to bring life to the discussion of "Emergence!" Picard leaves the crew in their towels, Data watches old sitcoms, and Riker gives the ship some eyes. Meanwhile Cameron become irrelevant, Rob can't translate Subway, Bobi enjoys looking at barrels, and Thom saves his ex. All this plus a thrilling game of "Train Facts!" Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Follow Thom on Instagram and Threads
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang spend ninety (or thereabouts) minutes staring into the mirror and examining their thoughts on DS9's "Crossover" in this extra long DS9 Minute! Julian is a Dave-Head, Kira likes the temperature just so, and Odo has Play-doh hands. Meanwhile Cameron cleans his cord drawer, Rob promotes zen driving, Bobi suggests The Triangle of Sadness, and John wants to watch The Big Hit! All this plus a rousing game of Our Mirror Year. Engage! Pick up so...
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Chris Khatami joins the gang to tell dad jokes about "Bloodlines!" Picard gets caught with his relics out, Beverly gets fired from daytime TV, and Riker eats a pie. Meanwhile Cameron names a Hunger Games character, Rob opens our Christmas presents, Bobi learns from a t-shirt, and Chris gets profound. All this plus a rousing game of Bad Dad Quiz! Engage! Hear more from Chris on Spec Script! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy drops in to surprise Bobi's twin, Drift, to discuss cool uncles, bad dads, and water balloons with "Firstborn!" Picard whips up some biometic gel, Geordie gets out-negotiated, and Alexander gets some Skittles. Meanwhile, Cameron travels through time to take a business class, Rob sells Kevin Smith some shirts, Bobi lets Rob get the last laugh, Drift takes a ride on the Marcy train and Marcy gets a time limit. Engage! Check out Marcy on her p...
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang wonder what it's like to live in paradise as they discuss "The Maquis pt 2!" Sisko laughs at his own joke, Dukat gets his groove back and Quark knows how to handle Lady Spock. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! John C Meyers joins the gang to pow-wow (we're so sorry) about "Journey's End! Beverly snores, Geordie draws bad boobs, and Picard gets some stank put on him. Meanwhile Cameron find a sacred soda, Rob's parents visit him in a vision, Bobi asks for a biodome, John C Meyers is the only one that makes sense, and John T Bolds has no ancestors. All this plus not one, but two games! "Know Your Roots" and "Imminent Doh!-main." Engage! Hear more from Joh...
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang try not to sabotage the podcast while discussing DS9's The Maquis pt 1! John goes missing, Rob roots for a war criminal, Bobi sees cuckolding and Cam MAY consider DS9 a monumental failure. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Micah steps out of his lab and into the zoo as we discuss "Genesis!" Picard is super bored, Troi has a portable bath tub, and Riker grows a shoulder pad. Meanwhile Cameron perfects his Picard, Bobi thinks skin is gross, Rob chimes in, Micah has the Powerglove, and John has flashlight notes. All this plus a rousing game of The Essentials. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang reunite to fulfill their promise to discuss "Blood Oath!!" Bobi enjoys Klingon Golden Girl, Rob is bored, Cameron wants more heart eating, and John will not stand for chef smearing. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is joined by Treks and the Cities' Alice Wetterlund to see "Eye of the Beholder" through each other's eyes. Riker has a rough week, Bev gives ballet lessons, and Tasha stars in a binge-worthy show! Meanwhile Cameron eats his cables, Rob angers Carrie Brownstein, Bobi is the most metal, Alice has to sign in to her phaser, and John is really into hulls. All this plus a disgusting game of circle-jerk. Engage! Check out Alice on her podcast,...
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