Badly Optimized Podcast

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In this fantastically almost on time episode we talk about a bunch of things, but its mainly the 10 Year League of Legends celebration and Porn. I don't know how we ended up there but we did. BUY OUR MERCH HERE https://www.teepublic.com/stores/badly-optimized-store?ref_id=7807 CHECK US OUT ON FACEBOOK HERE (AND LOOK AT PICS OF THE MERCH) https://www.facebook.com/BOPCAST/ Theme Song BOPS - ISSUES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG5uhhfHVrY Edited by Jack Freeborough

Sorry we talked about games last episode, we have learned our lesson. So strap in (get it) for a MUCH BETTER EPISODE!

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Title says it all really.  This podcast is also in video form if you want to check that out at youtube.badlyoptimized.website also we have other links  facebook.badlyoptimized.website jack.badlyoptimized.website tom.badlyoptimized.website merch.badlyoptimized.website yep.

One week from recording to release. OOPS MY BAD (Tom)  Anyway this one has some stuff in it, stuff like the Division 2, Anthem, Halo on PC (Wait this is almost topical except its super late, nice), Drugs, The Nintendo Switch Subreddit and some other stuff.

 Aka eSports Drama Part Two That’s right folks more eSports drama for you all to laugh at! Also games and stuff yeah. Late as usual but to be fair no one wants a podcast recording full of snotty noses do they? I mean it’s okay if you do we won’t kink shame but you’ll have to find another podcast for that. 

Hey kids! Are you ready to meet your new favourite mascot/haunter of your dreeeeeeeeaaaammsss?!?!?! Here’s an episode, with some games and some not games in it. 100% less fan fiction erotica than the last episode so you’re welcome on that one. Also we have merch, its really cool go check it out  merch.badlyoptimized.website also we have other links facebook.badlyoptimized.website jack.badlyoptimized.website tom.badlyoptimized.website youtube.badlyoptimized.website

I’m sorry. Also we have merch, its really cool go check it out  merch.badlyoptimized.website also we have other links facebook.badlyoptimized.website jack.badlyoptimized.website tom.badlyoptimized.website youtube.badlyoptimized.website

Well I have to write a description…. But I don’t really want to to be honest so like, just listen to this episode. We live up to our Facebook description and talk about both video games AND poor life choices (maybe we should put this under “Educational” on iTunes……) Also we have merch, its really cool go check it out merch.badlyoptimized.website also we have other links facebook.badlyoptimized.website jack.badlyoptimized.website tom.badlyoptimized.website youtube.badlyoptimized.website

Guess who's back? Well I mean it's us don't really know where I was gonna go with that! Once you slide this steamy hot Season 3 opener into your ears you will be treated with: > A new song > Overkill's The Walking Dead > Wii Sports Fan Fiction > Rough editing as Tom's Macbook died a death > And slightly more!

In this very special ON TIME EPISODE - the well runs dry as Jack talks about getting kicked out of schools while Tom talks about slightly funny moments from his boring life. Then we talk about GAMES. Not video games though, but a pair of fun group Board Games! Look we will play video games in time for Episode 18 okay......

We’re sorry everyone. We’re sorry for delaying this episode for so long and we’re sorry that after a month of waiting we release this. Just kidding we ain’t sorry and its also a pretty great episode! Slam this bad boy into your ears and expect comical discussion about Video Games! And lot’s of other stuff. Also in this weeks episode: Jack visits a dark place! We retire our season 2 theme song with a full play! Snakes with legs! Crossbuy/PS1 Mini talk A very delayed discussion on Telltales Games (but to be fair they were as bad as us for delays)

Heck. In this (basically) on time episode, your two favourite idiots talk about quite a lot of games including Deathgarden, Monster Hunter World, Hunt: Showdown AND MORE! And as this is a Video Game podcast there is also discussion about disenchantment, that new cartoon thing, and a load of questions including an exciting new entry in the Pizza Hut Saga! Links that are in the description: Anchor http://badlyoptimized.website Facebook http://facebook.badlyoptimized.website Tom's Twitter http://tom.badlyoptimized.website Jack's Twitter http://jack.badlyoptimized.website Youtube http://youtube.badlyoptimized.website Only suckers pay for expensive .co.uk web domains.

Oh boy you folks are in for a treat. This lucid episode was recorded in the MORNING. THE SACRIFICES WE MAKE FOR YOU LOT IN ORDER TO ALMOST GET THIS OUT ON TIME. But anyway, the latest episode in this fortnightly podcast that releases every three weeks features: Hard Hitting Journalism Video Games Porn Reviews And much more. Yeah that does say Porn reviews.

Coming up in this extra special short version of the Badly Optimized Podcast: - Sweat! - DayZ is good now?!?! - Dead by Daylight is bad now?!?! - Sweat If those bullet points don't entice you enough, theres also at least two jokes hidden inside this episode.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH We all know that's your reaction when you saw that your "FAVOURITE" podcast came back after lengthy delays with an incredibly late post E3 episode. Yeah, this episode was recorded so late that there's very little E3 chat and instead we move on to more important things in the gaming world. Like Tom's trip to Alton Towers and Jack's shitty mobile games. He plays that garbage so we don't have to!

E3 In this timely episode, Jack and Tom make some uneducated guesses about what might make an appearance at E3. Some things have already been proven true or false in between recording and uploading this episode - but thankfully their future selves sent back a robot to correct them. Also there is a little talk about games that you can actually play RIGHT NOW (or not, 'cos one of the is DayZ which is not a game it is a war crime).

In this very late episode your Tom and Jack get ready for summer - which basically means they sweat a lot and feel like they want to die. But enough about that, what’s in the podcast? Bloody loads! There are stinky hot takes on Wild West Online, Euro Trucking, a little PUBG story, more mobile game talk and some things that should probably have been edited out. P.S Sorry it’s late but shit happens

Oooft. 20 Episodes, the big two-ohh. This is a very special episode, as you might imagine, where Jack and Tom once again talk about loads of stuff not related to videoga.. Wait what? Oh Well then. In this episode of the Badly Optimized Podcast which is acout video games they DO talk about video games! Loads of them! Yakuza Kiwami, Snake Pass, Runescape (yes again), F3AR, Stardew Valley and more. They also take on the easiest target of hate in the gaming industry which is the cess pool of mobile gaming! But it's not all hate and misery as they each have one terrible game and one good game to talk about! Finally the fan favourite "Reading about Fortnite in the SUN and laughing at parents who talk to the papers instead of just doing parenting" segment makes a tremendous come back (Yes it is low hanging fruit but it's still funny!)