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Jason & Christina Alme have funny / enlightening conversations with interesting / hilarious guests.
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Tentacled Up

Tentacled Up

2020-01-2300:33:01

Sorry Matsumoto, Jason complains about lots of Japanese stuff this week: - What would make you regret buying used panties from a Japanese vending machine? - Japanese sex cartoons are weird, right? - If you spend 60 hours a week drawing penises in a sweatshop only for them to be blurred out in the tentacle porn video you’re working on, how tall of a building do you immediately throw yourself off of?Check us out on Kyrie to discuss this episode in detail with other listeners!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905
F*k 2019 Because...

F*k 2019 Because...

2020-01-1102:02:43

Jason & Chrissy, along with a bevy of talented podcasters, air their grievances regarding 2019! Who/what pissed them off last year? The answers will shock/amaze/disgust/amuse you. In the second part of this episode, Jason & Chrissy take some time to thank the people who have made Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked the absolute sh*t show you've come to love!Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to connect with other listeners and you can all keep complaining about Greta Thunberg.Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905
Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas - which do you prefer? We don’t know shit about kwanzaa despite wishing everyone a joyous one.Our child sounds like a Gremlin (and we argue about it hilariously) Saint Krunk stops by to talk about Santa-ing (I made up a word), sharing funny and heartwarming stories of his work, recommending his favorite Christmas movies, and discussing Jason’s position on the naughty list. Plus Christmas-themed Chrissy Doesn't Know & Get Off My Lawn!Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to share in the Christmas Spirit with other listeners and you can all discuss what a weirdo I am!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com
This week Jason is joined by guest host Crystal Storm - yes, that is her real name and no, she is not a sex worker, which is shocking, I know. Jason & Crystal talk about: - The creative process - Peruvian jungle ayahuasca trips - Wearing nothing but socks during sex - Eating way too much weed - Wearing nothing but a wizard hat during sex - The general appearance of Albus Dumbledore's scrotum Also: Is Palpatine a Boomer? Is that why he's Jason's favorite Star Wars character? Don't sleep on this sh*t!Check out Crystal’s work at crystalsimagination.com and preorder her Synarchy novels rerelease!Do you want more community with your podcasts? Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to connect with other listeners and you can all discuss how wrong I am about Star Wars.Tweet us! twitter.com/partynakedpodEmail us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905
Friday of African Descent

Friday of African Descent

2019-12-0201:06:40

For a limited time, this extra-inclusive, extra-woke episode of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked is available at special Holiday pricing!It comes PACKED with:Big Earl's Conspiracy Casserole - did the CIA, Mafia, Russians, Russian Mafia, Jewish Mafia, and/or Sasquatch conspire to kill JFK?As well as:Chrissy Doesn't Know about KFC's secret menu item - Jizz Biscuits! People are willing to kill over these things!And finally:Woke Whiteboy Weekly with Honorary Caucasian Delvin Cox - how badly should I feel about celebrating Thanksgiving in light of the history of Native American suffering at hands as white as mine?Download while supplies last, all sales are final, no refunds or exchanges, stores open ALL DAY on Thanksgiving here at [SOULLESS RETAIL]!!Do you want more community with your podcasts? Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to connect with other listeners and you can all discuss what a weirdo I am! Or how hilarious I am and what a nice voice I have?Tweet us! twitter.com/partynakedpodEmail us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905
Patriarchy Sauce

Patriarchy Sauce

2019-11-2201:00:56

So I Married Alex Jones…A lot of episodes go off the rails… but this episode was never on the rails at any point - we didn’t even consider going near the rails!For instance:- Chrissy & Jason argue over the correct pronunciation of the word “retard” in its proper definition context- Chrissy eats frozen yogurt on-air, despite it being 9:37 am- Jason ponders what mix of nudity, violence, and racism in a Halloween costume would produce the maximal offense to everyone ever- Chrissy then demonstrates the distance which she can squirt breast milk live on-air- Jason hypothesizes that Harvey Weinstein used Manwich sauce as lubricant in his crimesReally, none of this will make any sense, but it will make you laugh.Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us: (207) 835-1905
Join us on an epic tale filled with romance and intrigue, as we relate the saga of the Inner Circle completely trolling a Bangladeshi podcast promoter!What is my beef with facebook?What is my beef with Elsie Brown?What is our beef with Indian podcast promoters?Why do Chris and I bicker like an old married couple?These questions and more answered hilariously in this week's episode!Check out MyBookie for sports and entertainment betting! Use code word ‘NAKED’ when you sign up and we will DOUBLE your initial investment to thank you for listening!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us: (207) 835-1905
Chrissy & Jason present a hilarious Halloween bag of treats!We listen to several voicemails regarding candy corn - is it GOAT or garbage? Find out what we think!Samuel L. Jackson stops by to read a classic Halloween poem: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's "Haunted Houses."Plus Halloween-themed news stories for "Chrissy Doesn't Know" and Jason complains about Trunk-or-Treating in "Get Off My Lawn."Finally, Chrissy & Jason are joined by Monte Bohanan & Jonathan Day from the Portsmouth Halloween Parade to talk about the parade's history and wild sh*t, including a real ghost story Monte experienced!Tweet us!Email us: jsaon.alme@teamalme.comCheck out MyBookie to place all your sports bets and use code word ‘NAKED’ at checkout and we’ll double your initial investment!
Words Will Always Hurt Them

Words Will Always Hurt Them

2019-10-2101:01:33

Team Alme is joined by Delvin Cox to chat about the terrible and offensive new Dave Chappelle special "Sticks & Stones."We spend the hour triggered beyond belief. How could you, Dave?! We discuss which joke battered us the most, what the appropriate treatment is, and which Netflix executives we should lobby for the removal of this cruel and insensitive so-called "humor." We won't rest until this filth is scrubbed from the internet!As a bonus, we all congratulate ourselves for how incredibly outraged we get on behalf of other people, since downtrodden and oppressed minority groups clearly can't achieve anything on their own - they need us to get mad too!! We're the best kind of people. Orange man bad!!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com
Gay Chicken 2020

Gay Chicken 2020

2019-10-1000:55:52

Shit Happens When You Party Naked’s first ever podcast recorded LIVE in front of a sold-out audience at Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH!Jason is joined by Meader and Pepin (aka PePenis) of We Need to Talk and together they catch up on Party Naked voicemails and then have a hilarious discussion about their content, including: questions about fogwhat we want to see happen in 2020Popeye's vs. Chick-fil-AChick-fil-A vs. the gayswhen is ejaculation “premature”?inappropriate nicknames for children adopted from AfricaIt's silly, ridiculous, profane, and you're gonna LOVE IT!!Check our sponsor MyBookie & use code word ‘NAKED’ for double your first deposit! Go bet on some sports bruh!Tweet us!Tweet We Need to Talk!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.com
Mom I'd Like to Friend

Mom I'd Like to Friend

2019-09-2701:03:10

Christina & Jason are joined by actress-comedian Judy Jean Kwon to talk about her projects and a slew of other hot topics like: K-Pop A-Pop C-Sections V-GansPlus we talk about sensitive people being triggered by comedy, Huell Howser, and slaughtering a chicken in front of everyone at a vegan barbecue.Why are you still reading this?? Click play!!Check out Judy’s stuff!Yo Mama RiceMILFriendDonald the Beaver Builds a Big Beautiful Wall!Tweet us!Email us!
Today Chrissy & Jason are joined by Tyler Anson for a chat about Spinal Muscular Atrophy, his non-profit to benefit other Lieutenant Dans out there, as well as his stand up. The dude has a wonderful sense of humor, he only weighs 44 pounds, and he has friggin' DIED before!!Listen to this one for him, it will make him happy. He deserves it, he doesn't even have the muscle strength to jack off - throwing him a listen is the least you can do!Tweet Tyler!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comHit Ohfishl.com for some swag and use code ‘SHWYPN’ for 25% off your order!
Presumption of Paternity

Presumption of Paternity

2019-08-2501:27:59

Chrissy and Jason sit with our friends Bryce and Katie for a fun conversation about nipple chafing, strangers telling Bryce that his conduct is "problematic," and exactly how fast Christina would divorce Jason if he were to request a paternity test.It's a conversation that pushes the limits of good taste and tests the boundaries of healthy relationships! You WILL laugh or I'll chafe your nipples with low-quality cotton...Hit ohfishl.com for some swag and use code acronym ‘SHWYPN’ to save 25%Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.com
Blah Blah F*ckin' Blah

Blah Blah F*ckin' Blah

2019-08-0501:01:53

As their pregnancy draws to a close, we hearken back to the classic Shwhypin of yore with an intimate chat between Jason and Christina, as they reflect back on the past 9 months.Hear as Jason tries (and mostly fails) to make pregnancy complications a thing of humor!Tweet us!HMU fools: jason.alme@teamalme.com
Where There's Smoke

Where There's Smoke

2019-07-2001:26:22

Jason & Christina sit down with Brooke & Uncle Randy Fowler to talk babies, estrogen, leaky nipples, and roid rage.Plus as a bonus Jason complains throughout about getting a B on a final like a whiny privileged white boy.Hit ohfishl.com for some swag and use the code ‘SHWYPN’ to save 25% on your order!
In today's episode, Jason sits down with Meader & Pepin from We Need to Talk for a hilarious conversation about penis flaps, genital self-mutilation, racial pranks taken too far, kegels, burning your testicles with pepper spray, and more kegels.Plus, Jason imagines Bane as your stepdad telling you awful things you never wanted to hear from a parent figure!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comHit ohfishl.com for some swag and use code ‘SHWYPN’ to save 20% at checkout!
Helter Skelter Sandwich

Helter Skelter Sandwich

2019-06-0700:37:37

Today's episode is taken from a livestream event to benefit cancer research. Team Alme was invited to contribute a half-hour segment to the Livestream for the Cure event in May, and we are able to make that audio available now.In this episode, Jason describes a great tragedy that befell him when he attempted to order his favorite sandwich from a Publix Deli. What he instead uncovered shook him to his core - just as it will shake you to yours. You simply never know what kind of monsters and madmen with whom you might mingle in your day to day life, as they hide amongst us. But if you're vigilant, you might observe some telltale signs of psychopathy in the strangers you encounter...What kind of sandwich would a man without a soul order? Prepare to find out.Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com
Takin' Shots with Jodie B

Takin' Shots with Jodie B

2019-05-2301:29:16

Jodie B of the Po Boys Podcast joins us this week to answer our burning questions about his extraordinary life experiences to this point. He's the white Arkansan 50 Cent, having been shot in the hand and face, as well as having a felonious drug record!He's 100% gangsta, and he shares his tales with us, dropping jokes and even some new dad advice for Jason along the way.Join us for a hilarious conversation about infected gunshot wounds, circumcisions, cherishing life, and most importantly, the power of love. And also Harambe.Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCheck our sponsor! Ohfishl Clothing - use code ‘SHWYPN’ to save 20% on your dope clothing order!
Bonus Episode from the creators of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked!In this inaugural episode of the Slimmer Circle, Christina & Jason Alme field a question regarding whether or not it is healthy to eat breakfast. Is breakfast really the most important meal of the day? Or is that an overstated hoax orchestrated by Kellogg's & General Mills to sell cereal? What tips do the experts give regarding breakfast?Links:National Weight Control RegistryAlme Be WellChristina Alme is a Registered & Licensed Dietitian Nutritionist who holds Master's degrees in Nutrition Science & Exercise Science from James Madison University. Jason Alme is a Certified Strength & Conditioning Specialist and current Master's student in Nutrition Science at University of New Hampshire. Neither of the Almes work for a company that produces breakfast food items.Email Alme Be Well: christina@almebewell.comTweet Team Alme!Email Team Alme: jason.alme@teamalme.com
It's Rainin' Potato

It's Rainin' Potato

2019-04-1801:38:20

Riley & Hunter from The Plunge stop by to educate Chrissy & Jason on mumble rappers and what challenges have replaced Tide Pods and condom snorting. Jason has a thing or two to teach these youngsters too, like how to sneak more than 4 ounces of liquid onto an airplane and why people in previous decades enjoyed Jam Bands. Along the way we learn that Riley's mom still makes his lunch, discuss the hidden perks to having a tattoo of Anne Frank on your face, and what transgressions will society at large accept from musical artists. Lots of Michael Jackson and R. Kelly talk here.Also:- What's wrong with nachos in New England?- Is Post Malone Jewish?- WTF is "yeet" and "swag points?"- Cardi B's real name and origins confuse us all- Are soundcloud rappers the equivalent of 90's white kid ska bands?This is a hilarious episode not to be missed!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com
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