What's Online Podcast

its season 7 baby, yeah baby, 6 lasted 2 years, and then 1-5 lasted 1 year collectively.  right on schedule, baby. we eat chips that are far too spicy and invent conspiracy theories.  Matt tells us why his dreams are cannon. we get old, baby.

Hell yeah he is, in this episode, we feature Kabir. He talks, so do we, its a podcast. Enjoy. -Mngmnt

Matt wants to meet the Pope.....for reasons. Find those reason out today on the WOP!

Yep...read that title. That's what the episode is probably about. Yep.

Now drink up varmint! Say yer prayers varmint! Now ya varmint … dive! Drop that sword varmint! Say your prayers varmint … dead rabbits tell no tales. Oooo ya long eared, fur bearin’ flat-footed varmint! Back, back, back … down ya shark livered varmint! The varmint got me … I’m-a-headin’… for the last round up. Now be there any livin’ varmint is aims to try to tame me? … Well be there? Any one-a-you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me? Oooo!  Ya long eared, fur bearin’, flat-footed varmint … say yer prayers ya critter! Ya better say your prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m-a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies! I’m no doc, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m Riff-Raff Sam … the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!

We don't want to talk about politics...yeah we talk about them because the world is real weird right now. But also we talk about New Years! So that's pretty fun. Matt and Kurt talk about how they are going to be getting their own place together, how cute. We learn that Kurt is the furthest away from bro-culture. 

Merry Christmas! The WOP boys really out did themselves this year. Listen to this year's edition of the WOP Family Christmas. The boys exchange gifts and have some laughs. Sit back with some eggnog and enjoy the show.

Well it's that time of year again. Snow is falling...somewhere? Children are stealing canes from old people to turn them into candy. And a big old fatty is being smoked by the elf's pimp daddy. Yep it was almost Christmas when we recorded this episode! Sit back and enjoy the wild ride that is the What's Online Podcast! 

On this week of the WOP, we talk about our thoughts on movie theaters, how Drake Campana moving from Nickelodeon to Mexico, and how the Zodiac Killer couldn't spell correctly even though he was able to get away with murder. Oh also Dan had covid which is why we took a break so you get to hear about that as well.

You heard it hear first! We recorded a video version of this podcast and you can watch that on YouTube! Anyways, we talk about how Kurt's foot fell asleep and how he basically died from that. Matt talks about his lady friend and Dan tell us an incredible story about his trip to Jamaica. This is an episode you don't want to miss!

We have a fact checker! Also Dan has a sister! Who knew that? Did you know that before reading this? Well he does and her name is Sarah. We asked her to analyze Kurt's laptop. Give it a listen to find out more!!!

GHOSTS! What do you know about them? Would you like to know more about them? Do you want us to hunt them for you? Honestly I am not sure what this episode is about but you will if you give it a listen! 

Welp you heard it hear first and now the cats out of the bag...Dan is allergic to cats. Not only that but Dan also made a pretty tasty soup that we don't really explain. Matt talks about a new car he bought, as well as new windshield wipers, and a clown that may or may not have had relationships with his mother at one point. Ryan Talked about a new potential job and going to Joey Janela's Spring Break 4. Our wonderful host, Kurtis, gives us a history lesson as well as his love for Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches! Make sure you tune in to hear all this and more!!

On this episode of the WOP, we hear all about Ryan's 31st birthday! Also we discuss how strange it is to not talk about how much people are being paid while being at work, our thoughts on astrological signs, and how Kurtis was invaded by Trump supporters while being at work. Oh Dan is starting up some new podcasts as well. Give this episode a listen for some good laughs and let us know what you think! Season 6 is here, bay-bay!!

Well we can't believe we have made it this far, and we can't believe that you made it this far. This is one jam packed episode full of special guests, fun stories, lots of laughs, and even some deep shit. Make sure you come hang out with Kurtis, Dan, Matt and Ryan and special guest Kabir and super special guest our #1 fan Jess! This is the start to something really great fam!

Get it because that's like when we may or may not have recorded this episode. Anyways here is the episode.

The Hyperbolic Time Chamber, known as the Room of Spirit and Time in the original Japanese version, is a place located in The Lookout. One year inside the chamber is the equivalent to one day on the outside. Our good buddy Matt went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and now he has a story to tell.

Gotta get educate to get progress to smart it up in the schools, ya heard? 

The WOP discuss Ben Shapiro's favorite song WAP! Also did you know he has a deli? Yeah we didn't either and we did zero research but hey it's in the name so it's gotta be true.

Will our children care? Will they or do they just go out and not care a whole bunch? Find out on this week's episode of WOP!