HAMMERCRAWL!

WOO HOO, NATALIE IS BACK! We missed her greatly, and are super extra ULTRA DRAGON PUNCH EDITION* happy to have her join us again for HAMMERCRAWL! This episode is our third recording session of the ongoing new DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS! In this installment of the adventures of THE CRIMSON THORNS, we learn that feline mysteries are afoot, indeed. A new party member joins the crew after a brief visit back to town, and the party gets there, aha, fingers in more than one Chaos Pie...Oh yeah: do you like mimes? I hope you like mimes. This episode's got mimes, miming mightily.* The one with the pre-order bonus of an alternate hide color for Vovine the Bovine, of course.Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: The Dungeon Full of Monsters The Garbage Goons The Donjon: your one-stop site for all things random Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Pepper Graveworm," Scott as "Roland Cockfinger," The Mad Marquis as "Arthictor," Kylee as "Inky Kowalski", Natalie as "Brienne McKnight" Group Name: The Crimson Thorns Dungeon: Skull Mountain (The Dungeon Full of Monsters) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: Just fill that clam with some chaos kombucha, throw in a severed chaos leg, and hope for the best! Episode Length: 02:34:01 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/ced2cc2a-fb4f-4582-a6f5-97893c65ddaaThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Our special new extended campaign continues with its second session, here on the HAMMERCRAWL! comedic dungeon crawl podcast! While our process is usually 100% generated on the fly through a mix of improv and quick-draw cards, for this campaign we're using the wonderful DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS (by Johnstone Metzger) as the underlying dungeon into which our probably-doomed adventurers are delving. Will Spandrel's will bring order to this chaotic cesspit of evil? Will anyone manage to escape with their limbs intact? Tune in and find out!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: The Dungeon Full of Monsters The Donjon: your one-stop site for all things random Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Pepper Graveworm," Scott as "Roland Cockfinger," The Mad Marquis as "Arthictor," Kylee as "Inky Kowalski" Group Name: The Crimson Thorns Dungeon: Skull Mountain (The Dungeon Full of Monsters) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: When confronted with a pool of shimmering dungeon LSD, you drink that shit. Episode Length: 02:37:17 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/8301cf76-4182-481f-a9f2-d1a1373f3b98This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Welcome to the beginning of a whole new adventure on the HAMMERCRAWL! comedic dungeon crawl podcast! As always, every aspect of our play is randomly generated via a mix of random tables, inspirational cards, and pure unfiltered improvisation. This time, however, we're changing things up a bit by taking a stab at an actual published dungeon: the excellent DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS by Johnstone Metzger! This dungeon is a perfect component for HAMMERCRAWL!-style gaming, as the entire structure and flow of it is driven by its own random tables, right down to how the very dungeon rooms are assembled.Starting with this episode we're also switching to a full-session release format. This means each episode will encapsulate an entire play session, resulting in longer episodes that listeners can digest at their own leisure. The files are a tad longer, and the releases will be spaced out by a couple of weeks as a result.Anyway, we have an excellent cast of players once again, and hope you enjoy listening to our chaotic adventures as much as we enjoyed rolling them!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: The Dungeon Full of Monsters The Donjon: your one-stop site for all things random Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Pepper Graveworm," Scott as "Roland Cockfinger," The Mad Marquis as "Arthictor," Kylee as "Inky Kowalski" Group Name: The Crimson Thorns Dungeon: Skull Mountain (The Dungeon Full of Monsters) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: With a shovel and a dwarf, you pretty much know where you are at any time. Episode Length: 02:33:43 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/f7ca265e-dcdc-4ae9-88f4-037b1b0dcc01This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The Gamestorm 2019 live event recording now concludes in the third and final part of this saga. This three-parter was recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party member died in the dungeon. It's always a roaring good time, and this event was no exception! So we hope you enjoy yet another delve into the randomly-generated insanity of HAMMERCRAWL!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Gamestorm Convention Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Sara McNaughton as "Belinda Carbuckle", Aaron Bowman as "Alousicious Wrinklesnort Esq. III", Matt Buckley as "Missy", Rodney as "Bellatronixx the Magna-Focused", Tom as "Odell Lourapple", Paula as "All Might", Brandon as "Honko the Glorious", Dan as "Shanghai Sally", and Tyson as "Helga Cruciform" Group Name: The Fangs of Hodeitsir Dungeon: The Dungeon of Democratic Necromancy Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: When both of the berzerkers in your party get that red-eyed stare, it's time to run far, far away... Episode Length: 30:07 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/db555cd4-dbe3-4630-b657-a9cd0e40266dThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The Gamestorm 2019 live event recording continues in part two! This three-parter was recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party member died in the dungeon. It's always a roaring good time, and this event was no exception! So we hope you enjoy yet another delve into the randomly-generated insanity of HAMMERCRAWL!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Gamestorm Convention Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Sara McNaughton as "Belinda Carbuckle", Aaron Bowman as "Alousicious Wrinklesnort Esq. III", Matt Buckley as "Missy", Rodney as "Bellatronixx the Magna-Focused", Tom as "Odell Lourapple", Paula as "All Might", Brandon as "Honko the Glorious", Dan as "Shanghai Sally", and Tyson as "Helga Cruciform" Group Name: The Fangs of Hodeitsir Dungeon: The Dungeon of Democratic Necromancy Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: In a pinch, tying a live cat to your face can make for an excellent poison gas filter. Episode Length: 54:31 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/aef37181-334f-4849-a45a-513c5c8b1379This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Welcome adventurers to another set of special live recordings! This time around, we're bringing you a three-parter recorded at the Gamestorm convention this past March, right here in Portland, Oregon. As with all of our convention and one-shot gaming events, this game was played "hot seat" style, with new players rotating in every time a party member died in the dungeon. It's always a roaring good time, and this event was no exception! So we hope you enjoy yet another delve into the randomly-generated insanity of HAMMERCRAWL!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Gamestorm Convention Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Sara McNaughton as "Belinda Carbuckle", Aaron Bowman as "Alousicious Wrinklesnort Esq. III", Matt Buckley as "Missy", Rodney as "Bellatronixx the Magna-Focused", Tom as "Odell Lourapple", Paula as "All Might", Brandon as "Honko the Glorious", Dan as "Shanghai Sally", and Tyson as "Helga Cruciform" Group Name: The Fangs of Hodeitsir Dungeon: The Dungeon of Democratic Necromancy Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: One does not simply Mime one's way out of a dungeon. Episode Length: 49:12 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/9bb13b12-bd8e-4d90-ac61-8faba1da92c4This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We are thrilled to finally present you with the fifth and final installment of the grand WAGONCRAWL! 2019 live stage recording. Care to take bets on who in the final lineup will survive?Another HUGE thanks to the Wagoncon crew for letting us put on this awesome event at this past 2019 convention, right here in the Columbia Gorge. We have a fantastic time every time we go, and we're looking forward to more gaming excitement come 2020!Coming up next in the feed is yet another live event recording, this time from the recent 2019 Gamestorm convention, held every Spring in Portland, OR. Stay tuned for more HAMMERCRAWL!As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all.Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright DM Screen by Arbitrary Crafts Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Matt as "Barnabus Ladyfingers," Sara as "Twitchy Two-Fingers", Master Blaster as "Jarvis Jiggles," and Rob Smith as "Greasefinger the 2nd" aka "Deuce" Group Name: Scooper's Bears Dungeon: The WAGONCRAWL! (via The Secret Chambers of Evil) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: In old school games, it's best to think of combat as a "failure state;" if initiative is rolled, then you've probably already lost. Episode Length: 50:02 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/3801bba8-4327-49e9-b902-32846c341bedThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

And the WAGONCRAWL! 2019 event continues! In this fifth episode, recorded live at Wagoncon in The Dalles, Oregon, two new players try their hand at surviving the dungeon, raising the Total Active Halfling Count to 3. Can we go for four?As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all.Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright DM Screen by Arbitrary Crafts Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Ross Hammer as "Bavel Dawn," Matt as "Barnabus Ladyfingers," Connor as "Jose Greasefinger," Sara as "Twitchy Two-Fingers", and Master Blaster as "Jarvis Jiggles" Group Name: Scooper's Bears Dungeon: The WAGONCRAWL! (via The Secret Chambers of Evil) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: Remember to always be on the lookout for secret rooms, as well as stuff that falls from places and things and stuff. Episode Length: 27:41 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/db3d689b-547c-4c19-8117-9d86db3dc9c0This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

WAGONCRAWL! 2019 continues in this third episode of the special event, recorded live at Wagoncon in The Dalles, Oregon. Will the new Halfling's streak of good luck continue to bless the party? Listen in and find out!As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all.Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright DM Screen by Arbitrary Crafts Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Ross Hammer as "Bavel Dawn," Matt as "Barnabus Ladyfingers," Sean as "Burly Hammerbeard," and Connor as "Jose Greasefinger" Group Name: Scooper's Bears Dungeon: The WAGONCRAWL! (via The Secret Chambers of Evil) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: Sometimes you gotta just throw caution to the darkness, seize the moment, and 'ride the frog' man. Episode Length: 30:45 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/202159e1-bb56-46ed-bf1e-63b2be9ff23dThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The super-awesome 2019 WAGONCRAWL! live adventure continues with this second episode! Recorded on stage at Wagoncon 2019 in The Dalles, Oregon. Will Lady Deathfinger's replacement bring a better round of luck to Scooper's Bears as they venture deeper into THE SECRET CHAMBERS OF EVIL? Listen in and find out on this next episode of THE WAGONCRAWL! (ominous music)As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all.Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright DM Screen by Arbitrary Crafts Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Ross Hammer as "Bavel Dawn," Matt as "Barnabus Ladyfingers," Sean as "Burly Hammerbeard," and Connor as "Jose Greasefinger" Group Name: Scooper's Bears Dungeon: The WAGONCRAWL! (via The Secret Chambers of Evil) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: When somebody asks to be tied up with chain, you don't ask them why. You just help them. Episode Length: 27:41 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/84274285-d26f-459e-8522-f4c03a9876a5This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

AT LONG LAST, WE RETURN! Sorry for the long wait, folks! The Breakfast Puppies setup has recently undergone a complete studio move and upgrade, which has taken a lot more work than initially planned. But after a break for the convention season, we're back to regular releases of HAMMERCRAWL! This time we bring you the first of the new WAGONCRAWL! adventures, recorded live on stage at Wagoncon 2019, right here in the beautiful Columbia Gorge. We had an awesome turnout of folks ready to cycle through the meatgrinder, scoring us a good handful of episodes to roll out for your listening enjoyment.As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all.Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright DM Screen by Arbitrary Crafts Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Ross Hammer as "Bavel Dawn," Janell as "Lady Enu Deathbringer," Sean as "Burly Hammerbeard," and Connor as "Jose Greasefinger" Group Name: Scooper's Bears Dungeon: The WAGONCRAWL! (via The Secret Chambers of Evil) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: The renowned hatred between Clowns and Potted Plants may be something you can use to your advantage. Episode Length: 37:34 (we support Chapter Marks!)Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar!Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/cbbd5f89-2330-4e69-82cf-794e3310a8edThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In this episode of HAMMERCRAWL!, the group learns some very important tactics when dealing with an enraged half-ogre. This wraps up another batch of episodes in the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND as they continue deeper into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. We'll see you next time!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, In the Hall of the Eternal Darkness Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: Remember: In the middle of combat, eating a dead worm is a full round action. Episode Length: 34:13 (we support Chapter Marks!)Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/d8bf5c88-3ab8-4af8-898a-2ca5365f5d2aThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In the newest episode of the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND, our crew gets up close and personal with some very angry tentacles in THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS, in a very unpleasant way. No, not that way. Stop that. Don't be gross. It's another exciting and hilarious episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated dungeon crawl podcast!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, Vortex Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: Don't forget to pack some chalk: the more you eat, the healthier you become! Episode Length: 33:20 (we support Chapter Marks!):Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/63b0e185-2d7f-4477-8d4b-1ffbbd25ec6cThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

It's time for another exciting episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast! Picking up where we left off, the WOLVES OF ZARAMUND move ever-so-slightly forward on their first venture into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. Having dealt with the slimy guardian of the first chamber, Dom makes up their mind on the nature of gelatinous cubes. The rest of the party makes important discovers on methods of dental hygiene while dungeon crawling.For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly (well, more or less), instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, The Loneliness of the Giant Buffalo Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: In a pinch, a gelatinous cube can make for an excellent mid-dungeon cure for that not-so fresh feeling. Episode Length: 35:07 (we support Chapter Marks!)Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/64c043f4-e234-4acd-9724-700b5ec4ad57This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND continues on HAMMERCRAWL!, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast. We return to the ongoing story of the Wolves on their newest adventure, delving further into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS! In this episode, learn of the dangers of poking strange statues in weird dungeons, and experience the majesty of the GLITTERING STRIKE!For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Links of Note: Dark Dungeons RPG Dark Dungeons Movie Dark Dungeons Chick Tract Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, Forever Trapped Within the Arakno Kastle Katacombs Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: When encountering strange statues of evil tentacle people, give 'em a good poke, that always works out. Episode Length: 24:10 (we support Chapter Marks!):Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/3389c55b-28d3-4646-bcc9-5e79a03b80bfThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Welcome back to another episode of HAMMERCRAWL! the 100% randomly-generated comedic actual play podcast. After a bit of a break, the Wolves of Zaramund are finally back on the mics with a new adventure! Having given up on the Black Lair of the Vampire Count after suffering a few team losses, the remnants of their team gathers together for another foray into a brand new dungeon: THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS!For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, The Dark Totem Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: If you can't get your brand new wolf to howl, try slapping it a few times. Or don't - it might be bitey... Episode Length: 30:57 (we support Chapter Marks!):Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/d086c0af-3c1a-4348-b391-5a1894dd041dThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

With this episode we conclude the first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund! We open with more in-character discussion of future plans, and further preparation for the next dungeon. Stick around for a great post-mortem discussion on the events thus far, and the players' experiences with the HAMMERCRAWL! method of role-playing. Thanks for listening, everyone!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!Links of Note: Whoopee! A Sex-Positive Variety Show Nesting: Vacancy - Horrific Episode Theater Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Edith Cumbersnatch," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: Another World, Another Time, Lobrok Dan Labrak, and Guided By An Ancient Glory Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: If a strange group of adventurers at a coffee shop offers you a matching tattoo, you say yes! Episode Length: 47:58 (we support Chapter Marks!):Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/0b906b4f-b733-46d5-8569-a6e47994598fThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In the tenth episode of this saga, we deal with some post-dungeon, in-town miscellany. There's a lot of rules stuff here, but it's mixed in with a great amount of sweet character development, too. So hang around and get a deeper feel for how some of the background stuff works, and listen to the ongoing comedy! Oh, and meet the newest recruit to the Wolves, too!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Edith Cumbersnatch," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Feast of the Moon Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: In Hammercrawl, a Cleric without a Cure spell, is just a weak fighter trying desperately not to die. Episode Length: 30:40 (we support Chapter Marks!):Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/2866a483-7b8a-4065-ad70-56bb44aab851This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In the ninth episode of their ongoing saga, the Wolves of Zaramund face dangerous creepy-crawlies deep within THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Metal Machine Dragon Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: Always remember that Melves are a Giant Spider's favorite food. Episode Length: 31:33 (we support Chapter Marks!):Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/4d75afbe-0428-45bc-bad6-68bc9bc676d6This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The story of the Wolves of Zaramund continues! In this episode, we welcome the newest team member, who may or may not be a real doctor. Blessings of Fairuza all around for those who dare venture deeper into THE BLACK LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE COUNT!Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Mauwin Meunster," April as "Seraphina Labia," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful" Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song The Dark Totem Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: Never roll a natural 1 on your healing check. Episode Length: 29:00 (we support Chapter Marks!):Support HAMMERCRAWL! by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/hammercrawlFind out more at https://hammercrawl.pinecast.coSend us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/008160f9-6e3f-4617-956c-be70275af79bThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.