Ball Sometimes Stops

Doxy and I are BACK after a two year hiatus. We start off with some reminiscing then we cover Dune starting at 7 minutes and meander over to the Celtics starting at 57 minutes for the reminder of the pod. Yes there will be spoilers, it’s a 60 year old book deal with it.

Doxy and I take a cue from Kyrie here and go full on ramble about all things Celtics. We cover everything from Kyrie’s comments, Celtics overall play and our hero Marcus Smart

Doxy and I are back and discussing Doxy’s favorite topic: Anime. We start off by covering Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood in comparison to Cowboy Bebop. Then we move onto talking about the Celtics at the 39 minute mark. We talk about Jaylen Brown, Terry Rozier and then rave about Marcus Smart per usual.

Doxy and Jake are back after a tumultuous few weeks where the Celtics play varied widely and Jake went viral. We start off with some thoughts about Friends and sitcoms in general (somehow Doxy brings up One Piece). Then around 35 minutes we move onto talking about the Celtics. We pay particular attention to Marcus Smart and how the Celtics should manage the starting situation moving forward.

(Cohost) Doxy and I are back after our long labor dispute! As a token of appreciation for all the people who kept hounding me to record I decided to do the most requested topic: Player Grades. We start by going through the Starters: Kyrie (3 mins), Jaylen (12), Hayward (21), Jayson Tatum (27), Al Horford (39). Then we move on to the Bench: Marcus Smart (44), Terry Rozier (51), Marcus Morris (58), Aron Baynes (60). Then we talk about the Celtics moving forward and some general NBA thoughts. P.s My voice is a travesty because I am getting over a cold so please prepare yourself.

Doxy and I are finally back and we jump right unto the hottest topic on the NBA twitter streets: What is the deal with Nerlens Noel? We also cover more niche topics like Lebron James, Jaylen and Jayson, Marcus Smart and Celtics/Cavs predictions.

Doxy and I talk about the most important thing there is: Should Peacocks be allowed on planes? We also cover Kyrie, All Star Team drama (26 min), Isaiah being scapegoated (36). Then we give the people what they want and decide which member of the Avengers each Celtic would be (43)

In Part 2 we switch from basketball to Star Wars! We talk about how we liked TLJ, what characters we liked and didn't like and we finish it up with a ranking of all the Star Wars movies!

Doxy and I breakdown the Celtics recent struggles, should the Celtics make a trade and Do You Fly With a Baby As Luggage?

Doxy is back again and we talk about Kyrie's success, Al Horford and the Good Boy Jayson Tatum. Also discuss the Western Conference a bit, mostly the Rockets and the Pelicans

Doxy and I go completely off the rails and ramble about everything Celtics. Structured pods are for nerds. I also talk about how Lebron would achieve his ultimate revenge against the Celtics (41:00).

Doxy and I go through the afternoon from hell and lose our recording not once, but twice. We recover and talk about Kyrie's early season, Tatum's impact and why the Celtics will be fine.

Doxy joins me again, this time as a big shot Celtics Blog contributor. We talk about Isaiah and his Danny Ainge comments, Kyrie, the Celtics preseason and who the Celtics should start.

Doxy and I discuss Kyrie vs Lebron, Kyrie with the Celtics and NBA conspiracy theories. Because we are Reality Based and Very Much Woke we knew this had to be a two parter.

Doxy joins me once again to talk about Lonzo (1:00), a ROAST of Nader (16:00), rave about Tatum (21:00) and the improved performances of Zizic/Semi (27:00). We talk about the departure and some memories we have of Avery Bradley (38:00). Finally Doxy successfully answers the Chris Paul Question (64:00).

Tonight I am joined by Nick (@clutch_combat). We talk about the Celtics various Summer League performances starting with Jaylen Brown (1:00), Zizic (4:00) and Tatum (10:00). Then we get into the chaos of the Gordon Hayward signing (25:00).

A non edited, semi coherent drunken ramble rant in defense of Danny Ainge. In the words of Thanos "I'll do it myself"

We are joined by the legendary women respecter and strong basketball mind Andrew Doxy in the first ever episode of Revenge of the Parquet. In a long rambling episode we first cover Jayson Tatum's scouting report, fit with the Celtics and most importantly, his meme game. In the second half the conversation shifts to more general NBA opinions and an ode to One Piece.