Contents: The Strands of Kurikoo by Matt Cummins……………….00:07:27 The Werewolf's Wife by Bret Norwood…...................00:32:54 The best way to show your support is to rate and review on your preferred podcast app! The Zahir (Theme Music) available on Youtube (and soon Apple Music, Spotify) Bracelets / Pale Flowers available on Youtube, Apple Music, Spotify youtube.com/@norwoodsong sickfic.com sickotron@sickfic.com Stock Sound FX / Foley via FreeSound.org: sandyrb timkahn estefaniabonnin inspectorj

Welcome to Sick Fiction. Same spirit, fresh flesh. Contents: Pastoress by Bret Norwood...................00:04:10 Trailer in the Mist by Matt Cummins....01:09:50 The best way to show your support is to rate and review on your preferred podcast app! The Zahir (Theme Music) available on Youtube (and soon Apple Music, Spotify) Bracelets / Pale Flowers available on Youtube, Apple Music, Spotify youtube.com/@norwoodsong sickfic.com sickotron@sickfic.com Stock Sound FX / Foley via FreeSound.org: sandyrb timkahn estefaniabonnin inspectorj

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Happy Halloween!!! We're back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow's. In "The Embiggening" by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be strong...but the wish proves a little vague. BUT FIRST: sex robots, candy corn, and sexy sexy heads of rock star hair!!! Thanks for tuning in! If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Connect with MP on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Godspeed and Happy All Hallow's, monsterbators!

Happy Halloween!!! We're back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow's. In "The Embiggening" by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be strong...but the wish proves a little vague. BUT FIRST: sex robots, candy corn, and sexy sexy heads of rock star hair!!! Thanks for tuning in! If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Connect with MP on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Godspeed and Happy All Hallow's, monsterbators!

Before we launch into today's feature, "Pastoress: We Will Be Changed," please indulge us while we discuss how the podcast has struggled with Apple Podcasts over the last nine months and the rather surprising way in which online censorship might have impacted Monster Porn...I say "surprising" because it has nothing to do with any of the off-color things we've said or that the word "porn" is in our name. We cover the evidence we've seen in our own listener stats that Apple has algorithms in place suppressing criticism of the Chinese government and how this may have nearly strangled this podcast. Today's story is "Pastoress: We Will Be Changed" by Bret Norwood. The Pastoress has returned to Earth following her quest to find God, realizing that Naomi is in danger. However, dark forces bear down upon her before she can reach her friend. If you enjoy Pastoress, the saga begins back in MP012 and you can find our Pastoress playlist on Youtube. If you enjoy comics, back Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter from our friends at Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/oneshipress/mr-guy-and-the-origins-comics-anthology Read Bret's write-up on the China thing on our blog at MonsterPornPodcast.com. Visit the Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store.

Monsterbators! Today we present "Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode," an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take him to a strange and uncomfortable place, a parallel dimension perhaps, where he witnesses a horrible mimicry of his operation. But first, Matt plays wingman to Bret once more when they hit up the Fourth of July Singles Mingle down at the park and Bret shows the ladies the magic of romance. And his sexy, sexy cape. Thanks for joining us, monsterbators! If you enjoy this show, please be sure you're subscribed and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Every little bit helps this show keep growing!! Check out the new comic book from friends of the show Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! Back "Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter" here: http://kck.st/3dRjZuD Hit the official Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store, and sign up for the newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Godspeed, monsterbators!

Monsterbators! Today we present "Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode," an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take him to a strange and uncomfortable place, a parallel dimension perhaps, where he witnesses a horrible mimicry of his operation. But first, Matt plays wingman to Bret once more when they hit up the Fourth of July Singles Mingle down at the park and Bret shows the ladies the magic of romance. And his sexy, sexy cape. Thanks for joining us, monsterbators! If you enjoy this show, please be sure you're subscribed and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Every little bit helps this show keep growing!! Check out the new comic book from friends of the show Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! Back "Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter" here: http://kck.st/3dRjZuD Hit the official Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store, and sign up for the newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Godspeed, monsterbators!

Presenting "Starbat" -- When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she's not dead. She's dressed like some sort of Goth cosmic superheroine and has been sent to shepherd Eddie's shade to the center of the galaxy...a journey to oblivion that becomes derailed by horror. But first, Bret and Matt have rediscovered an ancient gateway buried in the sands...a gateway to a much radder world full of pow and blam and fraga-boom, a gateway to the world of comic books...Yes, Bret and Matt enter the COMICSGATE. (That's what that means, right??) Thanks for listening to this episode of Monster Porn! Check out our merch store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store and be sure to get on the newsletter for bonus Monster Porn at MonsterPornPodcast.com!

Presenting "Starbat" -- When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she's not dead. She's dressed like some sort of Goth cosmic superheroine and has been sent to shepherd Eddie's shade to the center of the galaxy...a journey to oblivion that becomes derailed by horror. But first, Bret and Matt have rediscovered an ancient gateway buried in the sands...a gateway to a much radder world full of pow and blam and fraga-boom, a gateway to the world of comic books...Yes, Bret and Matt enter the COMICSGATE. (That's what that means, right??) Thanks for listening to this episode of Monster Porn! Check out our merch store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store and be sure to get on the newsletter for bonus Monster Porn at MonsterPornPodcast.com!

Today on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can't win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins' "Race Invaders," a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous situation with a bad cop before things get weird. Then, in "Pastoress: The Zealots," by Bret Norwood, the Pastoress on the hunt by night finds herself in the midst of a riot she doesn't understand. Sign up for the MP newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com for bonus content including updates on Monster Porn Magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, be sure you're subscribed and please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

Today on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can't win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins' "Race Invaders," a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous situation with a bad cop before things get weird. Then, in "Pastoress: The Zealots," by Bret Norwood, the Pastoress on the hunt by night finds herself in the midst of a riot she doesn't understand. Sign up for the MP newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com for bonus content including updates on Monster Porn Magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, be sure you're subscribed and please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

Today, Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents a Lovecraftian take on Bram Stoker's Dracula called "Blackbirds" by Bret Norwood. The narrator, fleeing over winter New England roads from an unknown danger, reflects upon the maddening knowledge he encountered by cross-referencing a certain forbidden tome with his grandmother Harker's journals. It's "What if Lovecraft wrote the sequel to Dracula?" today on MP! "Blackbirds" originally appeared on "Once Upon a Time in Transylvania" presented by OctoberpodVHS. To experience the entire anthology of reinterpretations of Stoker's Dracula united by verses of Wallace Steven's poem "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird," head here: https://youtu.be/yG8W-PLg_QA Sign up for our newsletter to get bonus content including our forthcoming digital magazine format at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Be sure you're subscribed and please consider leaving a review on Apple Podcasts! If you enjoyed this cosmic / Lovecraftian interpretation of Dracula, you might check out our other vampire-based episode, MP033 - A Vampire Story Special, featuring two of my personal favorite MP stories, "The House on Sumner" and "Eateth of my Flesh"! Thanks to Edward October at OctoberpodVHS for bringing authors and artists together for "Once Upon a Time in Transylvania"! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

Today, Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents a Lovecraftian take on Bram Stoker's Dracula called "Blackbirds" by Bret Norwood. The narrator, fleeing over winter New England roads from an unknown danger, reflects upon the maddening knowledge he encountered by cross-referencing a certain forbidden tome with his grandmother Harker's journals. It's "What if Lovecraft wrote the sequel to Dracula?" today on MP! "Blackbirds" originally appeared on "Once Upon a Time in Transylvania" presented by OctoberpodVHS. To experience the entire anthology of reinterpretations of Stoker's Dracula united by verses of Wallace Steven's poem "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird," head here: https://youtu.be/yG8W-PLg_QA Sign up for our newsletter to get bonus content including our forthcoming digital magazine format at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Be sure you're subscribed and please consider leaving a review on Apple Podcasts! If you enjoyed this cosmic / Lovecraftian interpretation of Dracula, you might check out our other vampire-based episode, MP033 - A Vampire Story Special, featuring two of my personal favorite MP stories, "The House on Sumner" and "Eateth of my Flesh"! Thanks to Edward October at OctoberpodVHS for bringing authors and artists together for "Once Upon a Time in Transylvania"! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

Surprise bonus episode! In "Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood, it's the near future and the world is on "Pandemic 3" when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he believes to be the End Times. Will it be an armed confrontation with the Sheriff's department or the two demons that have been following him to cause his downfall? But first, Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator is on the verge of a cryptological breakthrough! Please make sure you're subscribed and be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Your support means the world to us and keeps this show afloat! You can also sign up for the MP newsletter on our website, MonsterPornPodcast.com, to get bonus content and our forthcoming digital magazine. Thanks and godspeed, monsterbators!

Surprise bonus episode! In "Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood, it's the near future and the world is on "Pandemic 3" when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he believes to be the End Times. Will it be an armed confrontation with the Sheriff's department or the two demons that have been following him to cause his downfall? But first, Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator is on the verge of a cryptological breakthrough! Please make sure you're subscribed and be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Your support means the world to us and keeps this show afloat! You can also sign up for the MP newsletter on our website, MonsterPornPodcast.com, to get bonus content and our forthcoming digital magazine. Thanks and godspeed, monsterbators!

In MP051 - "Break," college student Claire's life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane. Matt Cummins brings you paranormal horror of psychiatric decline. But first, what has Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator turned preserved head-in-a-jar, been up to while Matt and Bret were on their quest to find Stephen King? Who (or what) is Cassiopeia? Monsterbators, drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our newsletter and additional content including the MP digital magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, please make sure that you're subscribed and please consider leaving MP a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Music: "The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)" by Bret Norwood "Spookster" by Wayne Jones (as Patrick McGannon, PI Theme) "Gloam" and "Saint Doubt" by Bret Norwood

In MP051 - "Break," college student Claire's life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane. Matt Cummins brings you paranormal horror of psychiatric decline. But first, what has Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator turned preserved head-in-a-jar, been up to while Matt and Bret were on their quest to find Stephen King? Who (or what) is Cassiopeia? Monsterbators, drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our newsletter and additional content including the MP digital magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, please make sure that you're subscribed and please consider leaving MP a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Music: "The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)" by Bret Norwood "Spookster" by Wayne Jones (as Patrick McGannon, PI Theme) "Gloam" and "Saint Doubt" by Bret Norwood

Surprise bonus episode! In "Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy," it is the early 1960's and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he's gone full-Mulder and has to know the truth, and now a whistle-blower going by "Sinatra" is trying to tell him the world somehow managed to forget that one of these discs CRASHED at Roswell in 1947! It's nearly too much to believe...until his next terrifying encounter, which reveals the horrible depth of the UFO conspiracy! But first, Alex Jones and David Icke join Bret for a conspiracy roundtable...Brace yourselves for weird! Drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our upcoming digital magazine and regular newsletter! Subscribe now and we'll throw in a free UFO abduction (probe included!!)! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn, please make sure you're subscribed and leave a review on Apple Podcasts! It helps our show continue and grow! Thanks to all our monsterbators for your support! Follow MP on social media: Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram (@monsterPr0n) Godspeed!