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Aunt Zelda and Me and The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. It's supposed to be about us watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, but honestly it's probably going to digress into deep unwanted discussions about my love life.
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My friend Margaret guest stars AGAIN BECAUSE IT ONLY MADE SENSE. Aunt Zelda says "leave it on the wrack!" Uncle Floyd admits he's a failed dancer. Margaret realizes her type is West Point. Dillon wants Margaret and Uncle Floyd to do a spinoff. We all agree that Tayshia gets DILLON'D by Brendan
Straight up - the audio is reaaaaal bad for this one. Bare with us....
My friend Kendahl guest stars. Aunt Zelda suggests Kendahl is the most beautiful guest in the world. Uncle Floyd tells a joke about a peanut. Dillon considers becoming a sperm donor. We all agree there is one thing that is most important in a relationship.
My friend Maddie guest stars. Aunt Zelda told Uncle Floyd he needed to move on or she would. Uncle Floyd is FED UP with being called UNCLE FLOYD. Maddie drops some truth bombs about burdening others. Dillon reveals his million dollar polygraph idea for Apple Watch.
My friend Margaret guest stars AGAIN and on her BIRTHDAY. Aunt Zelda DESPISES Bennet. Margaret joins the 5 timers club of AZAM. Uncle Floyd admits he's into the ol' gag and nag. And Dillon updates us all with his break up.
Uncle Floyd lets us in on the secret to how he gets girls phone numbers. Aunt Zelda reveals her biggest fear about marriage––and she's currently facing it. And Dillon is moving on, while weighing if there is anything left to lose.
My friend Margaret guest stars. Aunt Zelda breaks down what actually makes a grown-ass man. Margaret says she'd love to be called a "smoke show". Uncle Floyd says he'll talk about his sex life next week. And Dillon CONTINUES to process his break up, but he's getting there and is realizing it's probably time to move on.
My friend Shosh guest stars AGAIN. Aunt Zelda admits that she hasn't accepted herself yet. Shosh tells Dillon he would fail on The Bachelorette. Dillon can't seem to escape from processing his most recent break up (it happened last week) and oooof apologies ahead of time.
My friend Steve guest stars. Aunt Zelda is convinced Clare is the female version of Donald Trump. Uncle Floyd is a MANIAC playing to both sides of the political spectrum. My friend Steve asks the real questions about love. And I... kind of have respect for what Dale did????? I don't know. Maybe.
We baaaaaaaaack! (with technical difficulties, so bare with us as we try to figure it out!) Uncle Floyd is too afraid to share headphones with Aunt Zelda and immediately bails! Aunt Zelda tells Dillon no one will trust him now that he is turning 30. Dillon questions why the fuck people think "standing out" means wearing a straight jacket. Like wtf?????
WOW what a way to cap off a freakin' SEASON.
My cousin Eric guest stars Uncle Floyd's mom visits him in a dream. Aunt Zelda breaks down what actually makes a relationship. Dillon dives into his recent love life...development... bringing the podcast season FULL CIRCLE. Eric confesses his love for the Australia Uluru.
My friend Allie guest stars. Uncle Floyd threatens Dillon with cement shoes. Aunt Zelda explains that Hannah Ann is a neutral choice. Allie reveals her theories on why Kelley was missing. Dillon begs to nominate Uncle Floyd for the show. We all wonder wtf the rules are for Listen to Your Heart.
This episode is sponsored by Carl Cloak's Coats.
My friend Shosh guest stars. Aunt Zelda admits she hated Uncle Floyd's temporary tattoo. Uncle Floyd tells Dillon about the perfect girl he found for him. Shosh reveals she would only date a virgin if they had been in a coma. Dillon won't stop bringing up that he was punched in the face. And we all respect fingers in the butt.
This episode is brought to you by Inconsistent Contact.
My friend Akmal guest stars. Aunt Zelda enlightens us about how "there's no such thing as too much coming." Uncle Floyd comes clean about the criticism he receives from Aunt Zelda. Akmal makes it clear that no one should ever make a list of things they like about him. Dillon mourns Kelley.
This podcast was brought to you by Love Compass.
My friend Rachel guest stars. Aunt Zelda learns what Flavor of Love is. Uncle Floyd tells us how he makes his Valentine's Day so special. Rachel admits she's here for the wrong reasons--to steal Uncle Floyd's limelight. Dillon...becomes a Doctor?
This episode was brought to you by Dillon, Heart Wraps by GoodFeel Inc., and I guess...Garros.
My friend Michael guest stars. Aunt Zelda is sick of people playing the victim. Dillon realizes he's more popular than toothpaste. Michael vehemently defends adults who love Disney. And we all miss Uncle Floyd.
This podcast is brought to you by Zombie Spray and Cleveland, OH.
My friend Michael guest stars. Aunt Zelda teaches us about Jewish Christmas. Uncle Floyd realizes he is the target audience for girls pillow fighting. Michael finally gets answers for his comedy sketch. Dillon finds out he is a hot crier. And we all agree that Kelly's got it all.
This podcast is sponsored by The Delta-Sky Mile High Club Rewards Club Membership Card and Linger-y
My friend Toni guest stars. Aunt Zelda snitches about my ratty little secret from when I was younger. Uncle Floyd reminisces about how his family used to tattle tell on Aunt Zelda before they were married. Toni compares love in San Francisco and New York. And Dillon blushes over Jordan Kimball sliding into his DMs during the show!!!!!!
This episode is brought to you by Tissues and ChampagneFiller.
Ya' boys is baaaaaaaaack! Aunt Zelda dives into how to deal with what happens during the break period if you and an ex get back together. Uncle Floyd admits that he's sleeping with a sponsor! I find out I should always tell my girlfriend I've paid full price for a gift. And we all wonder wtf Hannah B is still doing here!!!!
Sponsored by: Ex-Terminator
Aunt Zelda reveals the cornerstone of a relationship. Uncle Floyd refuses to let me forget where I first lived in New York City. Caroline admits being smelly is a dealbreaker. I get real about my struggles with communication in my relationship.
The podcast is sponsored by 55+ Communities and The One Cologne.
My friend Jake guest stars (again!). Uncle Floyd tells me to grow TF up. Aunt Zelda admits her love and respect for Clay. Jake refuses to talk to us about Nicole, but damn do we try. I reveal that I once tasted chemicals for a living...which I guess explains a lot?
This episode is sponsored by Himalayan Yak Dog Chew, Steroids, and FlightsToBirmingham.net.
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