Chicken Fried Radio

It's (ostensibly) all about side effects, and what they may include. You know, as per the title of the freakin' episode!Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at http://reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode, "Kinktastrophe!", drops on November 1st!

The Jackasses discuss exploding cows, shutting the fuck up, and how T.E. can better serve the greater podcast listening audience. If you'd like to tune in LIVE for our next recording session, you can visit http://chaturbate.com/chickenfriedradio on September 13th at 8pm Central! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at http://reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode, "Side Effects May Include," drops on September 1st!

This episode is just, like, your opinion, man. The Jackasses discuss stuff and things, get really hungry, and then freak out after staring at their hands. Or maybe they talk about cannabis. And dogs. And Jesus. If you'd like to tune in LIVE for our next recording session, you can visit http://chaturbate.com/b/chickenfriedradio on August 31st at 8pm Central! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at http://reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode, "What CFR Did On Our Summer Vacation," drops on September 1st!

This episode demonstrates two things. One: we are technically capable of getting an episode out on time. Two: maybe we should work on our theme selection a little bit. In any case, witness the full star power of the Four Jackasses of the New Age Apocalypse as they literally get kicked off a sex cam site for... not masturbating enough!?! If you'd like to tune in LIVE for our next recording session, you can visit chaturbate.com/b/chickenfriedradio on August 11th at 8pm Central! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode drops on August 15th!

Another 2 and a half years, another episode! CFR answers the easy questions this time around like, "Must America Go Fascist?" and "Who the fuck are these hosts?" and "When will this podcast get funny?" Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers! Our next episode drops on August 1st.

An episode description? What the fuck do you think it's about? Frankly, who cares what it's about, it's motherfucking CFR. You'll either listen or you won't (okay, we all know you probably won't). We're feelin' a little woozy here! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Someone save us from this marathon of archived episode uploads, won't you? It's times like this that make us think that maybe, JUST MAYBE, we should stick with this fucking podcast for an extended period instead of just sporadically re-animating it's corpse. Because then things wouldn't fall into disarray like this. Jesus. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

The hits just keep on coming! Insert clever witticism of your choice here! Wow! Very episode! Much excite! Old meme! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Put THIS In Your Mouth Episode- episode! Yes friends, CFR is back... kind of like that case of herpes that flares up when you least expect it! This episode is all about food, glorious food! It's a double episode, each in HALF the time of a normal length episode! It contains something for everybody, including the scat man as we revisit the most notorious video of 2008 a year late. All this and more on a Very Special CFR. This one clocks in at 1 hour and 3 minutes. The song at the end is -Worm Food- by Ruth Theodore. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Want new hosts? Get new hosts! Something something cage match decides something something. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

NURSE: Doctor! Doctor! The patient! It's... it's... MOVING! DOCTOR: Nurse, don't waste my time. The patient's been unresponsive for months. Some of us think it's not even alive any more. NURSE: No, really! I think it's waking up! DOCTOR: Don't be ridicul- CFR: Arrrghgggllle... bleeeeaaaaaarrrrrghhh... gaaaaaaaaaah! DOCTOR: Sweet mother of god! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! NURSE: Oh, look! Is it trying to... stand up? Oh, I'm going to help it. DOCTOR: Nurse, don't! Stand back! Don't get too- NURSE: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! IT HAS MY ARM! IT HAS MY- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! CFR: Nom nom nom. DOCTOR: Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Somebody help! SOMEBODY HELP! ITS... IT'S EATING HER FACE! CFR: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Chicken Fried Radio! This episode is as long as it is and there may or may not be a song at the end. Welcome back. Now suck it.

It's our April Fool's Day extravaganza! By far the best, most interesting episode CFR has ever recorded. You'll love it or double your money back! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Potpourri of Poop- episode, and at a whopping hour and a half, this ill-conceived audio extravaganza will block your colon like a block of finely aged government cheese. It rambles, veers off on wild tangents, and provides a rare T.E./Ryan role reversal of truth. Enjoy it while you can, sickos. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -I'll Give You Something to Suck On- episode! This one essentially serves as Ryan's personal therapy session as we discuss the whys, wherefores, and whences of that harsh mistress, Nicotine. This episode runs about 58 minutes. The song at the end is -Candy Cigarette- by the Presidents of the United States of America. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -$700 Billion Episode- episode! This time around we tackle bailouts, tax breaks, ladylove economy, and what it all means for the little people. Hey, finances = fun in our book! Right? Uh, right? Guys? This episode is almost exactly 60 minutes long. The song at the end is -Folsom Prison Blues- by Johnny Cash. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Autoerotica- episode! This week it's all cars, horseless chariots, and vehicular madness. And sticking rods up your urethra, of course. You sick Peckers will love it! This episode runs about 67 minutes long. The song at the end is -Nitro Burnin' Funny Cars- by the Dead Milkmen. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -A Modest Episode Episode-! We discuss all things irony and satire, lament our lack of links, and call it a day. Frankly, this one's pretty perfunctory, save for the impromptu ice battle somewhere in there. And no, geeks, we're not talking about anything Hoth-related, we promise. Hang in there! Next episode is bound to be better, right? RIGHT? It's all about, um, cars. Anyway, this one clocks in at about an hour. The song at the end is -At a Medium Pace- by Opera Man. Good night, and good luck. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Voltron of Doom- episode! Yes folks, the long-rumored on-again off-again affair that seems somehow to have been associated with the near total annihilation of the CFR universe is finally ready to be revealed! Run a stake through its heart, this episode is FINALLY dead. This one's all about Germans and Japanese freakiness, friends. It features a Very Special Guest, a tangent or two, a plain-Jane .mp3 file, and a surprising dearth of scatological references. This trainwreck has a little bit of lagniappe, clocking in at about 1 hour and 14 minutes. Enjoy it or else. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

It's the -Douchebags, Douchebags, Douchebags- episode! Why do douchebags get hot chicks? What's the douchebag/b-boy matrix? How do trannies fit into all of this? Do you like my new haircut? Fuckin' skanks! This episode runs about an hour, and the song at the end is -Is She Really Going Out With Him- by Joe Jackson. Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!

Back before the western world went to shit, Brexit was a pipe dream, Trump couldn't fondle a nuke button with his tiny hands, and London was a CFR destination. We blame Swish Nick! Have something to say to us? Email jackasses@chickenfriedrad.io or leave us a voicemail at 781-FOWL-YAK. Visit our subreddit at reddit.com/r/chickenfriedradio to meet other peckers!