BS with Brian Simpson

This week Brian discusses Caitlin Clark and the WNBA, the solar eclipse, video games, game of thrones, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses Southwest Airlines seat accommodations, the rich and powerful, video games, acting advice, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***Sponsor***FACTOR MEALSSupport the show and get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50***Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsor ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BS***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:58 George Santos on Cameo08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals?12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A915:56 Sheath ad17:06 Day Before disaster26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion35:16 Life in Texas45:01 George Santos on gay marriage49:38 Military revenge (voicemail)57:02 British accentVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BSDISPLATEHead to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 &use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:33 apologies for missing a week03:06 Arlington house explosion04:50 psychopath power rankings07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision17:37 Sheath Ad19:03 Revenge is just budget justice26:20 “Arctic means bear”27:14 Displate ad28:50 best form of revenge31:22 woman dies after falling into hidden well shaft35:34 TECH MOMENT38:16 Advice Champ: breaking up with married woman50:27 Advice about being followed58:59 dealing with wolvesVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Dr.Goodquestion for this week's track, "Elden Merchant"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS athttps://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGSSupport the show & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app anduse code BS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action& score 150 instantly in bonus bets.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:20 intro01:30 no elephants?01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine21:25 Sheath ad22:30 KitKat hijacking30:47 DraftKings ad32:11 Taylor Swift death32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)40:10 forgiveness45:08 dealing with a restaurant broVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Navaez for this week's track, "El Jinete"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***DISPLATEHead to https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 and use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about:00:00 cold open00:42 intro05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy15:39 Displate Ad17:05 Israel’s collateral damage20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad21:54 Costa Rica bank heist23:12 airplane takes off without windows26:58 customer service is down the drain30:34 JP Morgan x Epstein connection38:45 #hetoo 42:24 misgendering and Neo-pronouns55:00 relationship advice1:00:40 video game question, plus ADHD and gaming1:05:17 old heads on rap, and the best time for media is now1:11:20 International revengeVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comMANSCAPEDSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping athttps://www.manscaped.com and use code BS20***This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:42 intro02:14 family sues Panera Bread22:00 Sheath ad23:12 Hamas follow-up30:32 Manscaped ad31:35 Voicemail follow-up35:45 wholesome laughter37:30 Booty Patrol41:12 Making cops laugh (or not)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 Cold Open00:16 Brian headphone reviews10:50 new vehicle17:50 email (dogs)23:21 wrecked vagina25:57 ADHD31:56 Hasan Minahj part 239:45 pregnancy fraudVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***SPONSORS***DRAFTKINGS: New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets for throwing down just $5 on the NBA. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code BSSHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com***On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:33 intro and a great comment11:19 Sheath ad12:21 delivery driver acquitted28:19 “I grew up in both eras”33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts34:09 hockey puck injuries36:24 DraftKings ad38:27 Bing users and right to repair44:44 Operation Paperclip45:06 Fiancee won’t work (voicemail)VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Dr.Goodquestion for this week’s music track, “Get Rich”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 cold open0:24 whipping boys2:20 Israel vs. Hamas13:08 belated introductions14:48 Microsoft acquisition23:48 23 and me data leak29:02 email: mixed family paternity32:42 email: sexually incompatible39:28 email: Hannibal hotness42:03 email: writing jokes for friends48:31 model embryos55:51 going to marsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Wet Bottle”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com*****On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 Intro1:57 World War 3?15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats16:00 The Fall of Civilizations18:45 Sheath Ad20:06 Bastards!23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills33:40 N@zis in Canada36:30 Odyssey review41:40 Career choices and making more money50:30 Man arrested for murder of Tupac57:10 never talk to cops1:00:57 Air BnB tenant from hellVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Candy Bars”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***SPONSORS***FACTOR:Get 50% off of Factor and support the show at https://www.factormeals.com BS50 and use code BS50*****Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 Cold Open0:38 Skankfest2:30 Vegas sucks4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests19:11 Factor Ad20:15 Should you reveal paternity?26:30 what do you get out of marriage?30:15 Friends with benefits35:26 Reparations40:00 dead dolphins43:00 Times Square hate45:00 Fremont Street buskingGo to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week!NOTE: the Patreon is on hold while we finish setting up the new studio.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comThanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Wet Bottle”!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

***SPONSORS***SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDOORDASH:Support the show and get 50% off your first DoorDash order up to a $20 value. Just download the DoorDash app and use code BS*****Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode!On this week's episode:- Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson- Rat lungworms are infecting Atlanta- Poll finds that "listening to Joe Rogan" is a turnoffGo to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week! NOTE: the Patreon is on hold while we finish setting up the new studio.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY FACTOR:Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 with code BS50*****On this week's episode:- Russell Brand gets got- Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths"- Never call the cops- Brian doesn't like FPS video gamesGo to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORS:SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGS: Support the podcast & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet just $5 & take home $200 instantly in bonus bets. Use code BS to sign up.*****On this week's episode:- Earthquake in Morocco- Collapse of the Bronze Age- Apocalyptic fiction- Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D- Listener emails- Brian's not a fan of music festivals :(- Black History: Marcus GarveyBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!On this week's minisode: "Leroy Hood Wants To Show You How To Live for a Really, Really Long Time"Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comCheck out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORS:FACTOR: Support the show and get 50% off Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50DRAFTKINGS: New customers can get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just 5 bucks on any NFL game. Download theDraftKings app and use code BS. Terms and restrictions apply.*****On this week's episode:- Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes- Burning Man Exodus- East Jesus at Slab City- Should you join the military?- Brian's Starfield reviewBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!On this week's minisode: "Neuralink or Mars?"Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comCheck out comedyfrequency.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.