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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar.
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4Chad Daniels joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear a two parter first story with two different people scratch cars for different reasons. In story 2, a woman is unhappy when her boyfriend won’t celebrate her new job with her. In story 3, a man poses for an artists but doesn’t pay.
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A college professor is caught offering Arby’s gift cards in exchange for dates.
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Moshe Kasher comes to town to hear about a couple who gets engaged after a bizarre robbery. In story 2, a man is caught doing donuts in front of a night club. In story 3, there is an unusual new trend in self care.
Don't miss Dumb People Town LIVE at Sketchfest in San Francisco Friday January 17th! https://sched.co/Xz5F
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Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Nick Thune to town to hear a story about a fight for the front seat. In story two, a tiny hot tub for your delicates and in story three, questionable props are used at a career fair.
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This weeks mini is a taste of the Patreon episodes with Randy bringing in a story for Jason and Dan. A California Congressman is caught using campaign money for personal expenses.
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Jeff Dye joins Dan, Jason and Randy in Town and to kick off the show we have a Greenlee! In story one, a man is accused of sealing a variety of meats. In the second story a man tries to come to the rescue. In story three a man reveals an unlikely hiding place for a pair of tweezers.
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Quinta Brunson visits town to hear a story about a woman who is asked to call an ambulance and takes care of business. In the second story, a Taco Bell employee shows a guest what they have for them. In story 3, a Florida man makes an unnecessary admission to the police.
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A man places a very special order at a McDonald's
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Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security guard makes a case for the side effects of an idle mind.
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DPT is LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles! David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors starts off the show and plays a special version of the DPT theme song. Then Dan, Jason and Randy welcome their guests "Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin to find out about their Flordia man. In story one, two women take an argument to the highway. In story 2 a man uses an unconventional weapon on a home intruder.
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Dennis Gubbins visits town and hears about a woman in a relationship with an inanimate object.
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Maz Jobrani visits town and hears about a man who tries to pick up the ring on the way to his wedding. In story 2, a strip finds a way to bring in new business. In story 3, a man has a plan to manage storms.
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Joel Stein visits town to hear about a woman who hides in an attempt to rob a Big Lots. In story 2, a woman refused to get off of a plane. In story 3, a festival goer forgets where he parked his car.
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A brawl breaks out over hot dogs.
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Margaret Cho visits town to hear about a woman who leads a shirtless chase. In story 2, a groom gets into trouble borrowing a bike. In story 3, a woman loses her memory about a difficult trip to the bathroom.
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Rick Glassman visits town to hear a story of a man who tries to tries to steal a musical instrument. In the second story, a bunch of old TVs are discovered on a doorbell camera. In the third story a man prepares to turn himself into jail.
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On this weeks mini, Randy Feltface visits the town all the way from down under to tackle a story about an abandoned running car with an odd collection of items inside.
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This week, James Adomian visits the town and immediately gets a Greenlee from tcpalm.com about a Popeyes theft. In Story 2, from , thefloridatimes.com, a band robbery and grand theft auto chase ends in swimming and tears. And finally, in Story 3, from nbcnews.com, a child has hundreds of tooth-like structures removed.
This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200
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This week, Jen Kirkman comes to town! In Story 1, from pjstar.com, a man is punched after declining a sip of a stranger's hooch. In Story 2, from nj.com, a woman is startled when Pennywise the Clown floats down into her backyard. And finally, in Story 3, from abcnews.go.com, a man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow has disappeared after setting off on a paddle boat.
Listen to Jen's new podcast Having Funlessness!
Go get Dan's new album, "Thanks, Diane" - available for pre-order now, and dropping on November 15th!
This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200
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For this weeks mini, we have a Greenlee!!! Andrew Lopez visits town to discuss the story of a man who tries to answer the questions of how many beers is too many.
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Ryles
Sorry Dan, a deadlift actually involves both a hip hinge and a bend at the knee. The difference between a squat and a deadlift is that the squat bar is on your back and a dead lift you lift from the ground and it does not go past your waist.
Jared Skinner
pretty sure when the lady is talking about living in the, "woo", she was referring to this story from Oakland, CA about 10 years back. https://youtu.be/Wy4ZK4qBUrI
Stephen
Quick question, just asking for a friend, why did the episode just end abruptly, I was loving it, then just...gone...
Amie's Book Reviews
So, I listened to this episode and the guy who thought all the birds in the US had been replaced by drones and it brought to mind a book that I recently read. It is called CROW FLIGHT and is Fiction, written by Susan Cunningham in which a tech company has created drones that look and act exactly like real crows. SPOILER - He uses these drone-crows to spy on other tech companies. You can find more information about this book at https://susancunninghambooks.com/books Also, if you are interested in finding some awesome books to read, you can check out my blog at http://Amiesbookreviews.wordpress.com
Brad Miller
This guy's got the whole world in his hands.
Dan Coron
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Brenna Colleen
highly recommended! these three comedians and their special guests riff these dumb people or dumb situations in the best way. i listen while I'm at work every single day. laughter gets me through it all
sheenat3
So I live in this area of the Marijuana cake. They just said she's still looking to continue baking.
Luke Baylie
An aglet is a small sheath, often made of plastic or metal, used on each end of a shoelace, a cord, or a drawstring. An aglet keeps the fibers of the lace or cord from unraveling; its firmness and narrow profile make it easier to hold and easier to feed through eyelets, lugs, or other lacing guides
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Elizabeth Barrie Davis
Best live version of the theme song ever
Luke Baylie
Bill Hicks. It is a Bill Hicks joke. then he talks about walking up to Jackie O with a lapel pin of a sniper rifle and telling her how big a fan you are of JFK.
Robyn Johnson
it will not show any episodes, it says I am not connected. I am using WiFi now, and I have 4g. I miss it so much. where else can I find it?
Luke Baylie
episode just won't load
Thomas Franklin
nigger.
Anna Wuollet
what about trans women?..
Stephen
I love and have loved this man as long since the Fat music video. No strings attached tour sounds amazing!
Ryles
They have a section where they discuss Las Vegas buffets: take my word for it, The Wicked Spoon in Vegas is the best buffet. Basically a delicious tapas style buffet with bottomless mimosas. I was surprised none of them had been to it. Have fun.
Thomas Franklin
twins form by first splitting a single brain
Tracy Moyers
so much for a