This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how one woman deals with a parking issue. The second story is silent and deadly. The final story is about priceless items being stolen. If you go to GETQUIP.COM/DPT, RIGHT NOW, you’ll get your first refill FREE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about marrying your cousin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Guy Branum comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the worst prank a parent could pull on another parent. The second story is about love in the city of New York. The final story is another tale of romance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Neal Brennan and Chris Redd. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a man makes a wild request from the police. In story two, we ask the age of old question... what did America get stuck inside themselves... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Andrew Youngblood comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a bad tattoo and the journey it has started. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic break in at the zoo. The second story is about the worst possible tattoo. The final story is another tale of something stuck in someone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Geoff Tate comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fake pregnancy. The second story is about the love of cooking. The final story is about butts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about possibly the most awkward fight at a Disney park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jay Chandrasekhar comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about our new lawyer. The second story is about a robber showing is ID. The final story is one man's way of celebrating his lottery win. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Atsuko Okatsuka comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about Mick Jagger, kind of. The second story is about the worst use of government money. The final story is a list of rejected vanity plates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Adam Felber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a failed food eating challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Nick Thune comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a big transportation mess. The second story is a little buggy. The final story is a classic flamethrower mistake. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and Dumb People Town listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.  Go to Shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Tony Sam comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a dramatic attempt to recover someone's snow blower. Try HEADSPACE at HEADSPACE.COM/DPT and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com/DPT and use code DPT at checkout to snag 20% off ALL your new spring staples. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Eddie Pepitone comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story seems to ring a bell. The second story is about getting trapped in a store and it escalating quickly. The final story is an all-out brawl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys are still very busy, working away at their new show for the UFC, so this week we are giving peeks into the Patreon guest stories! This episode features Jon Dore, Maz Jobrani, Jenny Zigrino, and Amy Miller. To get the full episodes, join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Mary Lynn Rajskub comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild claim about litter boxes in school. The second story is a painful lesson about why you shouldn't take dares. The final story is someone taking their mom's car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst surprise you can get from your parents. The second story is a classic creek story. The final story is one big accident. For a limited time, Brooklinen is offering a free gift with purchase. If you miss out, you can use promo code DUMB anytime for $20 off of your purchase of $100+ at Brooklinen.com.  This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and Dumb People Town listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.  Grow your business with Shopify today, go to shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a glittery mess. The second story is a bit TOONIE. The final story is about an impaled car. Head to FAHERTYBRAND.com and use code DPT at checkout to snag 20% off ALL your new spring staples. You deserve to feel happier, and Headspace is meditation made simple.. Go to HEADSPACE.COM/DPT  for a FREE ONE-MONTH TRIAL with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation. Go to Shopify.com/dpt, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Zahid Dewji comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a doozy for those that are into sounding and/or home improvements. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and DUMB PEOPLE TOWN listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp dot com slash DPT.  Visit athleticgreens.com/DPT for a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a cautionary tale of indulgence. The second story dives into some candles. The final story is about McDonald's latest experiment. Visit athleticgreens.com/DPT for a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance! This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and DUMB PEOPLE TOWN listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp dot com slash DPT.  Go to HelloFresh.com/dpt16 and use code dpt16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts! Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/dpt and you can get an extra three months FREE when you choose your plan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices