ADV Movie Podcast

Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the controversial Netflix film Cuties. Have you heard of it? You must be a nonce then. If you've heard of it, seen it, watched any promotional material for it then as far as I'm concerned you should be locked in prison with your balls cut off. Or am I being a bit over the top about that? Perhaps the film is actually a pretty sensitively directed story of young girls and the reality that they exist in. Could it really be that the outrage around Cuties is really a loud of Mary Whitehouse-style, Daily Mail-esque bullshit that has no real founding in reality? Who knows?!! I guess you'll just have to listen to this podcast and my droning waffle to find out for yourself. Or you could just watch the movie. I don't really care what you do. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps, this week I'm yammering on about the latest film to be released that's called Les Misérables. Although for clarity I should mention that it's not a new adaptation of that classic Victor Hugo novel but I social-realist cop drama that's centred on the dramas of small town on the outskirts of Paris. I just want you to know that I didn't even have to google that Victor Hugo wrote that original version. That's just a fact that I have in my head because I'm surprisingly very clever. I'd check it if I was you though just in case I'm wrong. Anyway. I start off rambling some anti-french sentiment but don't be offended if you are from France because I don't really mean it. I couldn't give one shit about France either way. It's just jokes isn't it. I thought it'd be fun to draw in the right-wingers by being a little xenophobic before subtly starting to sing the praises of the film to trick them into being more empathetic people. But there's a chance that the nuance of this strategy and my general lack of skill might have been lost in the process of trying and so I figured it can't help to mention it here. I hear the BBC is looking to hire more right-wing comedians though so if I have failed at the very least I might be able to apply for a job on television. Anyway. I'm rambling. Here's the podcast/blog thing. Enjoy. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps! I think this podcast may be one of the most profound pieces of art that I've ever created and so I'm glad that you're here to experience it. I basically did a blog on The New Mutants in the style of Doctor Manhattan. Why? I honestly have no idea. I'm aware that this X-Men spin-off has literally nothing in common with Alan Moore or his groundbreaking graphic novel that I'm ripping off. I think it was because there was so many delays for the movie that I thought it would be funny to do the opening paragraph in his style. But then I couldn't figure out how to get out of the pattern once I started and there turned out to be so many delays that I couldn't fit them all into just one paragraph. Anyway, I decided to just go wit it because I couldn't be arsed starting again and doing something different. I think stole the music that's used during some of the Doctor Manhattan scenes on Mars in the film version of Watchmen. It's by Philip Glass and I absolutely do not have the right to use it. Please give him money or something so I can justify including it regardless. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps. A lot of you have been asking why I've not uploaded in a while and so I thought I'd explain in the opening why I've been so busy. Just kidding. Literally nobody has asked why I haven't uploaded in a few weeks. I could have been dead and moulding up in a fucking ditch and you cunts wouldn't care would you? Well this week I'm talking about the film Tenet and you should listen up because I'm an informative and entertaining motherfucker and well worth your piece of shit time. For those of you living in more ravaged countries in which cinemas haven't yet fully opened I don't go into spoilers for the film so you're perfectly safe to listen along too. Although I could honestly tell you what happens at the fucking end of this movie and I'm not sure it'd count as a spoiler because I rarely had a clue what was going on in terms of story here. Anyway. Have a listen, give me five stars, and lovely review, and then fuck off. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps, this week I talk about my noncey facial hair and an old shark movie. I also rattle off an anecdote about the time my friend tried to make cheese on toast and somehow managed to really fuck it up. What more could you want from a film podcast? Stuff about films? I guess I take the piss out of the movie too if that'll keep you happy! Apparently Deep Blue Sea 3 has just come out which is shocking because I hadn't even heard that there was a second one. The real question is whether the first has stood the test of time though! That's what you all want to know isn't it? In which case you're in luck because that's exactly what I talk about here. I've been rambling for about two sentences. These blurbs really are an absolute stream of consciousness for me. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Daddy the cash cow, smoking weed, step-mum shitting, and mouldy cheese. What more could you want from a vaguely film related podcast?! That's right folks, this is another one of those episodes in which I stage a faux-mental breakdown for performative and artistic reasons. What an excellent way of expressing myself and what an excellent experience for you to have to endure. I do talk about a film which in the case of this weeks podcast is the new Netflix film The Old Guard. Thinking of watching it but worried because it looked a bit shit? Then listen to this podcast and I'll tell you if it's worth your time. Actually I don't think I do tell you if it's worth your time because of all the other shit I thought it'd be funny to yammer on about. It is. It's quite good fun. Now enjoy my podcast you shits.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

It's the 69th episode.. waheeeeeeey!!! In honour of that I thought I'd do a podcast/blog about what happens when you do a 69er wrong and somehow get the other person pregnant. I guess that would be so wrong in fact that you haven't actually done a 69er at all! Prevenge is all about a crazy pregnant lady that believes her unborn baby is telling her to murder people. It's a good film and I'd like to tell you why I like it. So sit back and shut the fuck up as I explain why you should watch it. Enjoy!!! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps, you really need to see the film that I'm talking about this week. It's called The Vast Of Night it's on Amazon and it's incredible. Also I managed to record this podcast in one go without the need edit it. Wow. I know that's only exciting for me but I'm also sure that the only person who reads this section and it's only now as I write it. So well done me. I also bitch about the new website cameo that I've been obsessing over recently but I guess you'll hear all about that when you listen to the podcast. Cheers.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps, this week I'm talking about the film Disturbia. It's a film about a man who is stuck in his room and slowly going crazy. Sound familiar? No, not just because that's what we're all fucking doing during this stupid fucking lockdown but because it's also a bit like Rear Window. I discuss the similarities between the two films, make fun of Shia LaBeouf, and conclude with a story involving some nudity I once witnessed. How sexy. Enjoy!  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps, this week we're talking about the film Snakes On A Plane. Do you remember that film? Why does nobody talk about it anymore? Do you not like the idea of a film in which a snake bites a man in the dick? What's wrong with you?? Here I ask if the film is actually quite good or if the lockdown has started to do some genuine damage to my mental health.  Have a listen and try to enjoy!! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the new film Artemis Fowl. I talk about how it's a bit like a shit Harry Potter whilst banging on about my hatred of the main character. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps! How are you all coping? I watched John Carter (of Mars) this week so clearly I'm having a shit old time. I rant about the movie here. I'm told that I should include some sort of trigger warning because if a joke I make involving abortion at the start of the blog. But I'm quite proud of that joke so I think you'll probably be okay with. Anyway. Have a listen and please God let everything start to get better soon!! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps, this week I ramble on about a new film on Netflix called The Wrong Missy. It had David Spade in it and so I guess I should have known it was going to be shit. It was shit. It was fucking god awful. But you have to go in with an open mind. Most of Adam Sandler's work is shit but every so often he does something genius. Before watching it I wondered if The Wrong Missy might be David Spade's Uncut Gems or his Punch Drunk Love. It's not. It's the same old shite. In this podcast/blog I slag it off and explain why. Enjoy.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps! This weeks podcast/blog thing is on Duncan Jones's film Mute. It's the one on Netflix that everybody seemed to hate. Well I didn't hate it and I'm here to tell you why. Feel free to let me know why it is shit if you've heard my points and still disagree.. but be aware that you are wrong and I will come straight to your house to give you a more extensive three hour lecture explaining why. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps! How are you all doing. This week I'm waffling on about a film The Rover. Or at least I'm waffling on and occasionally remembering to talk about that film as well. It came out a few years ago but has been relatively forgotten which is a shame. I wrote this blog before the current pandemic which is why I keep having to interject with added opinions about how things have changed. Mostly because I'd originally written it whilst hoping for an apocalypse to happen. I knew I should have been more specific when making wishes on that damn cursed monkey paw.  If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps! Pacific Rim: Uprising is on Netflix now and is an absolute piece of shit. Just figured I'd let you know in case you hadn't seen it and had exhausted every other film on the streaming service thanks to the lockdown. I talk about why I hated this movie although really it boils down to the fact that it seems to have been made by people that didn't understand or respect what made the first one so good. I also introduce the blog with a story about when I met a guy that looked a bit like me in a public toilets. The story doesn't really go anywhere and isn't really funny enough to justify telling. But fuck all is happening right now. I go to work, I come home, I jog, I watch a film, I sleep, repeat. So apologies that the anecdotes are starting to try up right now. Also fuck you. Enjoy the blog. Cheers. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps! There are no new films to talk about at the cinema again so I decided to ramble on about Color Out Of Space. It's a reasonably new sci-fi film in which Nicholas Cage drinks milks from an alpaca's tits. In the blog/podcast I talk about how batshit the movie is, Cage's three types of performance, and I discuss the insane history of director Richard Stanley. Enjoy! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps! Hope you're all surviving. This week I'm talking to you about Chris Hemsworth's new from Extraction. I seem to talk a lot about porn and spaffing and stuff like that though. Is it obvious that we're into week 6 of lockdown do you think? Anyway the film is pretty average but probably worth checking out if you've got a few hours to kill... which clearly we all do. I recorded this podcast in my car outside because it's weird to be shouting about wanking in a house that other people live in. I just thought I'd mention in case you wondered why you could hear traffic going past I the background. It was because I was out dogging and killing time beforehand with this. I've never really looked into dogging as a hobby but I'm more than convinced that it would be frowned upon under todays social distancing rules. Cheers. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps! We're all stuck in but don't worry as Netflix is slowly spewing more and more shite onto their streaming service to keep us 'entertained'. One of their most recent piles of bollocks in the rom-com Love Wedding Repeat which I slag off in this weeks podcast-thing. If you listen to the introduction you'll hear me thinking out loud about how we all owe our lives to the Nazi's. I'm saying it out loud as soon as the thought is coming into my head and so I'm not entirely sure if I stand by it.. although it does seem pretty sound to me. Which is more than can be said for this piece of shit movie. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!

Hey peeps, this week we're talking about a film called Mark Of The Devil. If you've heard of it it'll only because Netflix is showing it off so prominently on their channel though. It's honestly a piece of fucking shit which I explain in this podcast here. I also talk about my dog dying because this podcast is the closest I can get to therapy right now. Does that sound relaxing? Hearing somebody rant about a crap film whilst mourning the loss of their dog? Because I think it'll be a perfect pick-me-up during this boring lockdown times. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... https://www.facebook.com/ademonsvoice/ Cheers!