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Author: Greg, Nico, Alex, Ben, Rene

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Three best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants take the comedy podcast world by storm with this biweeklyish show dedicated to bringing absolute ruckus and hullabaloo. Expect nothing but the best nonsense money can buy. Except its free. And f*ck the Blue Man Group!Instagram: @slappinbirdpod SoundCloud.com/SlappinBirdPod
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Thanks for joining us again.In the latest installment of the worlds last funny podcast, we discuss how we ended up booking time at the 4 Seasons (landscaping and crematorium) and interview Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails!  Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPod
Smegs and Eggs

Smegs and Eggs

2020-08-2401:37:39

Hello : Rene, Nico, Ben and Greg gather for another installment of SBP. We chat live with a doctor about the negative health effects of "leaking cheese" and the things your doctor can do if you're experiencing these symptoms.  As always, this podcast is better than Yeah But Still, and Joe Ragaon Experiecne.  Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod
Masters of War

Masters of War

2019-12-0201:42:53

After a lengthy absence, Slappin' Bird returns for a fully reloaded episode with Rene.  Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod
Autissimo with Damien

Autissimo with Damien

2019-10-1401:24:38

The gang reunites to speak on the issues that affect out world today.. 
Greg and Alex instruct a session on deep meditation and talk about missing Jeffrey Epstein. 
The Handjob Witch sings her own Bohemian Rhapsody...the Bohemian Fapsody.Why does this exist?@SlappinBirdPod on InstagramDM us for a free Beanie Baby.
We welcome Jesse to the podcast, a local vagrant and war criminal, and we discuss the lengths we went to get him on the podcast.  We migrate into conversations about necrophilia, bukkake, the Handjob Witch sells her milking table, among other terrible and horrendous things.  Enjoy!Follow us on Instagram!@SlappinBirdPod
Jeffrey Epstein reportedly dies by suicide by hanging. A mysterious suicide "tape".  Ice Cream Jones.  The Handjob Witch. Stericycle? How are they all connected?  In this episode we take you on a rollercoaster of drama and action as we begin to unravel the story of how Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and why.  We are joined by Damien as we uncover disturbing details about the relationship between Epstein, the Handjob Witch, and hog meat.  Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPodDM us for free SBPR podcast stickers and magnets!Thanks for listening!
Without a guest and without Alex again, we are left to our own devices.  We imagine what its like at Graceland; if Elvis was "alive", and much more. Step into the weird world of Slappin' Bird. Enjoy. Leave a comment.  Get some stickers and magnets.  Follow us on Instagram@SlappinBirdPod
Epstein Island with Turtle

Epstein Island with Turtle

2019-07-2201:32:38

This week we're joined by Turtle, a vagrant from Warwick who spends his time on Twitter making fake accounts just to harass and stalk Lebron James. We're also joined by Ben, a longtime substitute for Alex, who is dead. We break tradition and check in on everyone's mental health (very important) and namedrop everyone who spent time on Epstein's Island, a billionaire's trading colony for the trafficking of children among powerful oligarchs.  Send us a DM with your feedback on the episode!Follow us on Instagram!@SlappinBirdPodEnjoy!
In this episode we are joined by Brian, one of three people in the world to have his body totally encapsulated by the same skin that comprises your dick head (or glans).  He is joined by his surgeon, Jean-Claud Long, who explains how the entire mix-up happened, and then our halftime musician performs a new song for us, "Pizza Bun"! We are so excited to hear their material, you may have heard of them, the Barenaked Ladies? After that, we reminisce on some Rhode Island-specific things, and round it off with a good ole shout out to our friend G Johnce.  Love you G Johnce.  Also, fuck you G Johnce! Visit Gjohnce.comFollow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod
In this episode we welcome back Rene Reyes, a longtime associate, who offers some wisdom on milking tables, UFOs, Joe Rogaine, and who to vote for on 2020 and we embark on a strange journey with the Handjob Witch.  Enjoy.  As always, this Podcast is Way Better than "Yeah But Still", "The Joe Rogans Experience", among others.  Please do not confuse the quality of Slappin' Bird with the pitiful content offered by our competitors.  Follow us on Instagram:@slappinbirdpod;Follow Rene:@thehuman_will.
The Slappers return with Benjamin Netanyoohoo, recently released from prison, to interrogate him on his motives for the dreaded incident of moist chamber invasion and proceed to a casual evening of discussing mons enlargement, strange anus (and what that means for the future), and we admonish Stericycle of all wrongdoing as per our contractual obligation. Intro song: “Jesus is the One” by Zack Fox and Kenny Beats Outro song: “KRIT HERE” by Big KRIT 
We miss you Scatman! Love you.  Follow us on Instagram@SlappinBirdPod
This episode is dedicated to memory of Damien Grubb.  This slow-burner episode features the full cast of SBP - Nico, Alex, Greg, Rene and Uncle Benjamin Netanyoohoo.  We introduce the show again four to five times, each one unsuccessfully, and finally get interrupted by a longtime friend of the pod.  Listen to find out who it is.Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod@Wicked_Righteous@ProvoloneSoldier@thehuman.will@three.balled.raven
Do Alien's Exist?

Do Alien's Exist?

2020-03-0901:40:21

Welcome back to SBP - the most scientific podcast on the internet.  This week we tackle the topic of extraterrestrial life.  Did alien's create us?Are they watching us have sex?This week on SBpod, you don't want to miss the answers to these questions.  Follow us on Instagram@SlappinBirdPod
Booty Ass

Booty Ass

2020-01-2701:46:55

We're joined by Alex Iovino (@elnatural_al) to discuss how Alex (former host of SBP) died when he was hit by Kobe Bryant's helicopter while holding a basket of prairie dog babies, the multiplicity of John Denver (there are many John Denvers), and how Ricky Gervais earned the nickname "Slick Ricky" Gervais in college.  And remember the band “76 Trombones Leading the Big Parade”? And “110 Cornettes Leading Behind”? They make an appearance with our newest musical act, Booty Ass. Thanks for listening!@SlappinBirdPod
The Gray Ape

The Gray Ape

2020-01-2002:04:30

We're in the midst of the ape's Stone Age evolution.  And global warming..what happens next?It's Slappin' Bird by the numbers.  Enjoy!@SlappinBirdPodCheck out my other podcast:@WireNutsPodcast
Drifter Meat

Drifter Meat

2019-12-1601:41:22

In this episode Greg and Nico are without guests, without Ben and Alex, left to their own devices...what happens now?Instagram:@slappinbirdpod
Ben and Nate commandeer the podcast after drugging Greg and Nico and hiding them in the Vatican root cellar. Ben becomes an official member of Stericycle's Soul Squadron, forming a small cadre of acolytes that worship the occult and form a suicide pact.  Ice Cream Jones launches an assault on ice cream made from cow's milk, and things round out after a moving rendition of "Don't Stop Believing."  Follow Nate on Instagram:@junkdrunk401Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod
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